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Chapter 9: Failure penalty hair loss

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Gong Yi was thinking about how to get close to Zi Cheduanyuan, while Pei Bufan was saddened.

Just now he received another task issued by the cheating system:

[Task: Ask the host to ensure that the male lead and Gong Yi will leave the Great Void Secret Realm with them

Completion reward: experience 1000

gold coin 10

Deformation card 1/4

Failure penalty: hair loss]

This is getting more and more excessive! !

Letting him live in a cat's shell every day is already very annoying. Do you know how proficient he is at licking his paws and fur, digging pits and burying his poop? How can he behave after this! ! Now even the licking of hair is deprived, and the whole fruit is in battle? !

system:…

Zi Cheduanyuan didn't know the entanglement in Pei Bufan's heart, and was about to leave with the kitten in his arms. Gong Yi was in a hurry, she raised her foot and was about to follow, her eyes met the murderous look in the male protagonist's eyes, she was stunned.

Seeing Gong Yi who was getting further and further away from him, Pei Bufan fought hard!

In order not to shed hair! ! He raised his feet and jumped out of the man's arms, rushed towards Gong Yi, grabbed the man's skirt and hung on it.

Gong Yi was startled, and when she came back to her senses, she saw the male protagonist turn around and look at her side, the corners of his mouth slowly curled up. Just as he lowered his hand to hold the cat in his arms, Quilt Cheduanyuan took a step ahead. The blade formed by the water cut through the skirt of his clothes, and threw away the corner of his clothes in disgust, and hugged the cat in his arms. Gong Yi, who was hugged empty and her clothes were torn, was a little embarrassed, and the corner of her mouth curled up into a smile that was not a smile.

Zi Cheduanyuan's face was a little gloomy, and he stared at Pei Bufan.

Pei Bufan waved his paw aggrievedly and meowed, but the language was different.

Ask for a translator again! Fuck! ! Really tired!

Zi Cheduanyuan thought for a while and asked in a low voice: "Do you like him?"

Pei Bufan shook his head decisively. The real version of him couldn't bear it.

Zi Cheduanyuan's face gradually cleared up: "You want him to come with us?"

Pei Bufan nodded quickly.

The hero's face darkened again. He looked at Gong Yi out of the corner of his eye, and really didn't understand what was good about this person. After thinking for a while, he suddenly said to Gong Yi with a smile on his face: "Since you want to follow, then follow." It won't kill you.

Gong Yi's eyes lit up immediately, and the corner of his mouth showed a smile that was inevitable. Pei Bufan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The male protagonist saw the change of expression of one person and one meow, and his eyes were dark.

After that, on the way out of the secret realm, Gong Yi was completely thinking of "a man in love is afraid of being entangled with him", and she was courteous to Zi Che Duanyuan all the way, all kinds of words were ambiguous and seductive, if it wasn't for the sudden change of the male lead Being too indifferent to him, Pei Bufan estimated that he could do things like crawling into bed at night. Of course, another reason why he couldn't climb was that there was another little life on Zi Cheduanyuan's bed—Pei Bufan.

The man I like always holds a cat in his arms when he sleeps, eats, walks! ! It's still a low-level spirit beast, Chai Mao! ! And this man is obviously from a big family with his clothes, Gong Yi thinks this is very strange, he doesn't even like this cat.

A man's choice of partner type can be seen in his preferences. Gong Yi thinks that Pei Bufan likes weak and cute creatures, so he always plays a weak and beautiful boy who needs to be relied on in front of him, and that beautiful boy has a heart for him. How could this man not be tempted? And he...why isn't he tempted? !

Not to mention being tempted, he didn't even bother to lift his eyelids towards Gong Yi, completely treating it as air. Zi Che Duanyuan heard what he said, but ignored it without answering. Zi Cheduanyuan also ignored all his movements, as long as he didn't touch him, Zi Cheduanyuan didn't react at all.

Only once, the hero reacted to Gong Yi's courtship, which was a very bad reaction for Gong Yi.

Gong Yi's craftsmanship is very good. In order to please the ancestors, Gong Yi was trained by the family members to use many useless skills, such as piano, chess, poetry and painting, cooking food, housework, and...

And what he is best at is cooking food. And Zi Cheduanyuan had already bigu, and the Bigu pill he carried with him was also reserved for Pei Bufan, after all, once he came out, it could be a few days at least, or a few years at most, Zi Cheduanyuan didn't want Pei Bufan to have anything happen to him because of eating it. He didn't even want to give Pei Bufan the grilled fish that Gong Yi cooked, if it wasn't for Pei Bufan's desperately throwing and rolling...

Pei Bufan: The bird has faded out of my mouth these days, okay? !

Pei Bufan is still a toothless milk cat, the fish needs to be completely mushy before eating, but he is dishonest when eating, and accidentally put a bowl of mush on the male lead , because the hero was sitting on the ground at that time, so the position of the buckle that night was just between the legs...

Gong Yi suddenly felt that the opportunity had come, and quickly rushed forward, pinched the soft flesh on the back of Pei Bufan's neck and threw it out, while he moved forward to clean it up for others. When wiping, the body is almost snuggled up to the male lead, with his head half-lowered to reveal a section of snow-white neck, the male lead can kiss it as long as he lowers his head slightly.

Both posture and distance are mastered just right, but one problem is ignored. In Zi Cheduanyuan's heart, the status of Hei Miao, who lived and died with him, is much higher than Gong Yi, who came to seduce him with a purpose.

So before Gong Yi had time to expect the other party's reaction, he was thrown out. After Zi Che Duanyuan turned around and confirmed that Pei Bufan was only a little bit of grass and nothing serious, he threw himself at Gong Yi viciously and grabbed his throat.

"If you don't want to live, I will help you." Zi Cheduanyuan said to Gong Yi like this.

Pei Bufan was very angry when he was thrown out. The male lead didn't dislike him, you fake mother-in-law who came to join in the fun, but he didn't wait for him to turn around and scratch people. Turning the cat's face, what he saw was Gong Yi who was about to die.

Fuck, trough, trough, trough! ! !

Lord's hair! ! Master, let go! ! !

Pei Bufan rushed forward and sobbed pitifully. Before he was sure whether the punishment the system said was temporary or permanent, he didn't want to try it at all! Can you wait until you get out of the secret realm if you want to kill

From now on, whatever you want is up to you, up to you ah woo woo woo~~

Let go of my hair first! !

Zi Cheduanyuan's hand gradually loosened, and he spared Gong Yi's life because of Pei Bufan's stupid crying. Afterwards, I should think of a way to find some elixir to see if I can make Heimiao speak. It is really laborious to be unable to communicate like this. I don't even know what Heimiao is thinking about.

That is to say, from that time until she left the secret realm, Gong Yi didn't dare to make any fools again.

After leaving the secret realm, Zi Cheduanyuan took out the magic weapon, the flying gourd, and suddenly remembered that there was someone behind him. Suddenly thinking that he was going to take this person away with him, Zi Cheduanyuan's expression turned a little ugly, he sat firmly in front with Heimiao in his arms, and said, "Come up by yourself and sit in the back."

Gong Yi, who was afraid that she would be left behind, instantly brightened her eyes. Is this man planning to take him to the middle world? He happily agreed, but when he stepped forward, he was a little embarrassed.

Pei Bufan covered his face with his black paws, and couldn't bear to look directly.

The flying gourd is very big, about 3 meters at its widest point, and it is round except for the highest part where people sit. The gourd was floating in the air, and Gong Yi, who was less than 1.7 meters tall, walked in front of the flying magic weapon, but could only reach the smooth edge.

Gong Yi looked at Zi Cheduanyuan pitifully, but Zi Cheduanyuan didn't even turn his head: "Hurry up."

Gritting her teeth, Gong Yi climbed up on all fours, her posture was quite ugly. After finally using all her strength to climb up, Gong Yi's forehead was dripping with sweat.

In fact, we can leave now if we leave people behind. Pei Bufan's mission has been completed, and he doesn't want to continue to show off with this person. It's a pity that Zi Cheduanyuan didn't understand what he said.

Pei Bufan glanced sideways at Zi Cheduanyuan. Why don't you go back and write to him? He understands a little traditional Chinese, which should be enough for communication.

Noticing Pei Bufan's eyes, Zi Cheduanyuan stretched out his finger and scratched his neck: "The wind will be strong in a while, come into my arms."

Gong Yi felt her nose sour, he is not as good as a cat!

After returning to the Zi Che family's mansion, Zi Che Duanyuan brought Gong Yi into the gate, and saw Zhong Yanqing from a distance, he was bandaging his wound, and seeing Zi Che Duanyuan appear was also a shock. . Zi Cheduanyuan sneered, this person probably thought he died in a secret realm, that's why he dared to return to Ziche's house so swaggeringly. Zhong Yanqing also saw Zi Cheduanyuan, and felt very uncomfortable, not knowing whether to speak up or avoid it. Before he finished thinking, Zi Cheduanyuan turned and left with a cold smile at him, with a beautiful boy behind him. Zi Cheduanyuan didn't scold him, didn't sarcasm, and didn't shout loudly that he abandoned him. Zhong Yanqing frowned, Zi Cheduanyuan has changed a lot compared to before. Is it because of that boy

They... When did they meet? Why did Zi Cheduanyuan appear there? After much deliberation, there is no answer.

Gong Yi carefully followed Zi Cheduanyuan, looking at the mansion quietly out of the corner of his eyes, he didn't know about the middle world, but in the next generation, no family would be able to own such a luxurious residence. Rare and rare treasures that he has seen and never seen before in the next session are everywhere, as if they are just worthless decorations. Gong Yi has a preliminary understanding of the rich wealth of the Ziche family. And these also deepened Gong Yi's determination to rely on this mountain.

Zi Cheduanyuan led people to the direction of the guest rooms, and arranged the one with the best lighting.

"You will live here from now on." Zi Cheduanyuan said to Gong Yi with a smile on his face: "If you need anything, you can ask the maids here. If they treat you badly, you can tell me directly." After exhorting her carefully, she bid farewell to Gong Yi with 'reluctantly'. On that day, the maids and servants began to privately pass on the topic of Zi Cheduanyuan going out to meet a new love. After hearing this message, Zhong Yanqing's face turned livid.

Back in his room, leaving a restriction on the door, Zi Cheduanyuan put Pei Bufan on the bed, turned around and began to undress.

Pei Bufan huddled under the quilt, revealing a pair of big eyes, staring salivatingly at the handsome figure of the hero.

The wounds on his body have already healed in sevens and eighties, only the scar that was scorched by the underworld fire remained on his shoulder. Zi Cheduanyuan touched it, and the burnt area was still hard. Unless it is a high-end beauty medicine, this scar cannot be removed. Minghuo is the most powerful and domineering besides Tianhuo.

Seeing the dark piece, Pei Bufan immediately felt guilty, turned his head and pretended to be dead.

The author has something to say: System: Failure penalty, hair loss!

Pei Bufan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Zi Cheduanyuan: After shedding hair, does it turn into a human form without skin or clothes

Pei Bufan: =dish=

System: Of course it is hairless (all body hair)! stupid question.

Pei Bufan: ...

Zi Cheduanyuan: (in imagination)...it feels good.

Pei Bufan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Three in a row!!