"..." is too much.
Song Nuan blinked her eyes and asked with a smile, "Then are you going to slap my face or my ass?"
I'll see how you respond!
"The kind of slap that makes you cry."
"..." is ambiguous.
While talking, the quilt was thrown and folded neatly.
This damn habit.
The two of them hadn't argued over folding the quilt yet.
Song Nuan stood up with both hands, stood beside the bed, and turned her head to look at Lu Yan: "My roommate will come over later, maybe they think I was trained from the army?"
"You can tell them that you have a firefighter boyfriend." Lu Yan smiled slowly: "The kind that will give you a slap."
"Pa—" There was a sudden slap.
Lu Yan's voice stopped, and he stood where he was, his whole body froze and froze.
Because, his butt was slapped by the little girl.
In the next second, the little girl said with a smile, "Teach you, this trick is called, the first strike is the best."
"Song Nuan!" As he said that, he was about to arrest her.
He had never been spanked since he could remember, let alone at this age now!
"Hahahaha." Song Nuan ran out with a smile, still naughty: "It's still very flexible."
They came relatively early, so none of their roommates came, Song Nuan ran all the way downstairs and was caught by Lu Yan.
When going down the stairs, I was afraid that she would fall, so I didn't chase her too fast.
Lu Yan circled the man into his arms: "Run again."
"Little rascal."
Song Nuan hugged Lu Yan with her backhand, not allowing him to settle accounts with herself: "It doesn't hurt when I hit you, why are you so angry?"
"Let's go." Song Nuan took his hand, with a smile on her face, "Let's go have dinner~"
Lu Yan couldn't help laughing.
The little girl is such a cute ghost.
Lu Yan pursed her lips: "Next time, you-"
"There will be next time." Song Nuan took his big hand: "Can you kill me?"
"..." That's really not necessarily true.
…
The two were walking on the street. When school started, there were many students coming and going, and they would basically look back at the two of them.
If you don't talk about age, just look at their appearance, they are very right.
"My sister and brother-in-law got their certificates today, why don't you go to my house for dinner?" Song Nuan said, "My parents told me to go back for dinner, but I didn't go back because I felt it was too far away."
"It's a bit troublesome to go back and forth. Anyway, I don't have to pay so much attention to them, but if you go back with me, then I don't despise the trouble."
Lu Yan looked at her: "What does this mean? Take me home to meet my parents?"
"Well." Song Nuan: "Don't you want to see your parents?"
Lu Yan smiled: "I haven't prepared much yet, what if your parents don't like me? Isn't that causing trouble for Tang Si and Song Yi?"
"What's the trouble?" Song Nuan was very clever: "I've already thought about it. Today is the day for the two of them to receive their certificates. It is definitely not suitable to quarrel. If you go back with me today, even if my parents don't like you, they definitely don't like you." They're going to throw a tantrum, and over time they'll get used to it, so today is the best day."
"Besides, if they like you, then today will be double happiness."
Lu Yan laughed.
"Your little abacus is pretty good."
Song Nuan's eyes were curved, and her tone was sweet: "Is that so? See how much I care about you."
"You're quite shy." Lu Yan tapped her little head: "It's better to be down-to-earth, don't be clever."
Meeting your parents is a very serious matter, and you can't be so hasty.
You can't take advantage of it like this.
Tang Si received the certificate today, he knew it, Tang Si mentioned it before.
Song Nuan pouted: "If you don't go, then don't go. Anyway, you are friends with my brother-in-law, so you can go to my house as a friend of my brother-in-law."
"I can take you back." Lu Yan: "But now is not the time to go to your house for dinner, good boy."
Song Nuan shrugged: "I won't go back, it's too much trouble, I'll just call them and give them my blessings, anyway, we still have a lot of time to meet."
"You said, when will the two of us have this day?"
Lu Yan's Adam's apple rolled: "I'm looking forward to it?"
"Of course." Song Nuan: "Isn't the end of love the paradise of marriage?"
"It's true for most people." Lu Yan looked at Song Nuan, and said with a chuckle, "Then I'll trouble Nuan Nuan to work hard."
Song Nuan was full of question marks: "Why do I work hard? Shouldn't it be you who propose to me, and then I agree that we can get the certificate again?"
The normal process is like this.
Could it be that she should kneel down and propose to him
Song Nuan made up the scene, she knelt down on one knee and said, "Lu Yan, marry me."
Hey, Song Nuan shrugged and shook her head, it was really scary!
"Why is your brain circuit so strange?" Lu Yan held her hand and said in a steady tone, "I mean, work hard, grow up quickly, so that your boyfriend can get married before the age of 30, is it possible?" ?”
Song Nuan blinked her eyes, thought carefully, she was only 18 years old this year, two years away from the legal marriage age.
"Ah..." Song Nuan: "It's true that after two years, I'll be on my way to the third year."
"Alright, we'll get the certificate the day I turn 20, but you're also ready to propose to me." Song Nuan: "Otherwise, I won't marry you."
Lu Yan smiled softly.
Squeezed her little face: "Yes, little classmate Song Nuan."
You have to grow up obediently, you have to grow up well.
…
After Song Nuan and Lu Yan finished their meal, Lu Yan went back to the team first if he had something to do.
Song Nuan returned to the dormitory at this time and got to know the roommates in the dormitory.
Now the high school is a mixed dormitory, so this roommate is not in their class.
Quadruple room.
A person named Li Li was particularly enthusiastic: "I have seen you, but I have never dared to talk to you. I didn't expect the two of us to become roommates."
"I often see that you are No. 1 on the list. Your grades are so good, do you have any tricks?"
Song Nuan was looking at a physics problem, and it was a particularly unpleasant thing to be disturbed while reading the problem.
She pursed her lips and said with a good temper: "Read more and practice more."
"But reading also requires skills and tricks. Everyone reads the same way. How come you can take the first place in the exam after reading the book? I really envy you."
Li Li pulled Song Nuan's hand: "Stop reading, talk to us."
Song Nuan's body was shaken to and fro.
"..." Nima.
Are girls so annoying
Will Lu Yan feel annoyed when she shakes Lu Yan like this
She frowned, lifted her face from the book, expressionless: "The trick is to have a good brain."
Li Li: "..."
She smiled awkwardly.
Isn't this a mockery of her bad mind
"Fine."
Another roommate, Cheng Yuewen, said: "You see that Xueba is studying hard, and you are disturbing her there. We don't understand the world of Xueba, so we should stay away from Xueba. How can there be common topics?"
"I heard that this student Song from class 3 basically spends his days buried in textbooks every day, and Xuebaren's design is very good."
Cheng Yuewen: "But I've seen her in ski resort bars and other places before."
Li Li: "... huh?"
"I also like to play."
"I thought I was holding a book and reading it every day."
"..." people set a fart.
She did read books before.
Is it a mistake to read quietly and carefully these days
Song Nuan raised her head and smiled: "Yes, I also like to play."
"Not only do I play, I also play every day, every night I play with my boyfriend, and I also book games, that's it, I can still take the first place in the exam, I am still the teacher's favorite, envy?"
She squinted and smiled with a pure face: "I can make friends with you and take you to play together, it's okay."
"If you also want to get good grades, then plead with the teacher and let them put you in the same class as me, and sit close to me during the test, and I will pass the answer to you."
"After all, as a friend, I can still help with this small favor." Song Nuan: "And now I'm a roommate again, so I need to take care of her in the future."
What she said was strange.
But the smile on that small face was impeccable.
The words are so sincere that people can't find any place to refute them. If they refute, it is their fault and they are ungrateful.
Cheng Yuewen, Li Li: "..."
Song Nuan didn't have a good impression of these two roommates, and met two idiots on the first day of the stay.
Cheng Yuewen gritted her teeth: "Student Song's family is rich, so of course we can't compare, and we can't go to that kind of high-end occasion."
"Actually, there's no need to show off your wealth so much, right?"
"Ah?" Song Nuan's eyes were full of doubts: "I thought this was everyone's daily life. Could it be that if you go to a place to play, you won't book it out for the sake of quietness?"
She once again said very sincerely: "I'm sorry, I really don't know how boring your daily life is. If I had known, I would definitely not have said it like this. After all, all my friends live like this."
Daily life? !
Go to a place and book the venue? !
Listen, is this the human language!
Song Nuan accepted the physics book: "But actually, I don't really like to book the venue, because I think it will be boring if there are not too many people."
"Dinner? I can treat you."
Song Nuan looked at them with a smile.
That look seemed to say, as long as you are not afraid of being poisoned to death, just come and eat.
Li Li and Cheng Yuewen: "No."
The expressions on the faces of the two people were not very good.
Song Nuan looked innocent and well-behaved. She thought she was an obedient little white rabbit, but she didn't expect her temper to be so stubborn.
However, on campus, girls like Song Nuan are particularly vulnerable to jealousy. They are beautiful, have good grades, and have money at home. It's not right.
Song Nuan had heard before that her grades were bought, she knew the answers in advance, and so on.
Anyway, let's say that her grades are not true, and that her grades are due to cheating.
At this time, a submissive girl walked in the door, wearing glasses, with freckles on her face, and her clothes were washed and faded, looking at Song Nuan and the others, she was too timid to speak.
Compared with the three girls in it, this girl is relatively poor.
Song Nuan glanced at her, did not speak, and continued to do her own thing.
She doesn't like to make friends and socialize, just do her own thing well, and it's none of her business what happens to others.
Cheng Yuewen and Li Li looked at her.
Li Li immediately went to pull her: "Are you Ning Qiu?"
"Why do you come here so late after school starts? It's time for dinner."
Ning Qiu was submissive: "I'm sorry, I came here because the car didn't catch up."
As she walked inside, she smelled of sweat.
Cheng Yuewen: "Go and take a shower, give me the suitcase, we'll help you lay the sheets, and go out for dinner later."
"… Okay, thank you."
When Ning Qiu went to take a shower, Li Li and Cheng Yuewen made the bed and were still complaining.
Cheng Yuewen: "How bad is the house of that girl with such an ugly and old bed sheet?"
"I don't understand. It's really hard work to come to this school to study even with this condition."
"Tsk... I've never seen someone so poor."
Song Nuan felt annoyed hearing their beeps, stood up, bumped into Cheng Yuewen and walked out.
Cheng Yuewen screamed: "What are you doing?! I almost fell."
"Trash is the one blocking the way, dogs are the ones barking, and idiots are the ones arguing about people's opinions." Song Nuan smiled, "May I ask which one are you?"
"Song Nuan, what do you mean?"
Song Nuan shrugged: "literally."
After speaking, he turned around and walked out.
"Please explain clearly to me." Cheng Yuewen held Song Nuan back and refused to let her go.
"release."
Cheng Yuewen: "Think beautifully, don't think that the teacher likes you and you have money in your family, so you can bully others as you like."
As he spoke, he pushed Song Nuan.
She never thought that this person could still move, slipped and fell down.
Song Nuan frowned in pain.
Grabbing the bedpost and getting up, the physics book in his hand "slapped" Cheng Yuewen's face.
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Li Li quickly went to pull them away.
"What are you doing? Why are you pulling me? If you don't help, you pull me. Didn't you see this woman hitting me so arrogantly?" Cheng Yuewen was furious.
"I've never seen someone as arrogant as him, idiot."
"What are you doing!!" The dormitory manager came at this time.
"Can't you save yourself some trouble on the first day of school?"
"What class are you doing?"
…
Song Nuan, Li Li, Cheng Yuewen, Ning Qiu were called to the office.
After the teacher asked clearly after the process, he felt that he was in the third year of high school, and the children were still like this.
It is especially unfavorable for learning.
"In this matter, no matter who you are right or wrong, invite your parents here."
Song Nuan: "..."
Today is the day when my sister and brother-in-law get their certificates. She was invited by her parents on the first day of school, and she will probably be beaten to death by her parents.
"Go and call your parents."
"Are you going to call yourself or I will talk to your parents?"
Song Nuan: "I'll go by myself."