During evening study, Xie Lan and Dou Sheng switched seats.
"I'll help you block some of the eyes behind the scenes." Dou Sheng handed the phone to Xie Lan and whispered, "Just talk to them in the bean-growing group."
Xie Lan took the phone and was a little uncertain, "Can they believe that it's me talking?"
"You talk... There's a natural clumsiness about you that I can't fake." Dou Sheng thought for a moment, "Anyway, these people will do evil to me. If you explain, maybe there's a glimmer of hope."
The math evening self-study class was not very quiet. Occasionally someone would discuss a question in a low voice, and everyone else tacitly wore earplugs.
Xie Lan was a little hesitant about the Q group named "You reap what you sow".
In fact, he is a little numb now. He spent two hours reading the comments during lunch break. By the end, he even suspected that he was about to be convinced.
Maybe his memories and self-perception are all fake...
Maybe he is Dou Sheng's cousin?
Che Ziming said this is called "If you can't beat them, join them."
Dou Sheng smiled, "Let's try again. If it still doesn't work this time, it means these stray dogs are really having fun. Let's not confront them head-on. After their excitement has passed, I'll talk about having a normal male friend like you."
Xie Lan hesitated and said, "But now some people think you are in love..."
"It doesn't matter." Dou Sheng glanced at Lao Ma in front of the podium and said in a low voice, "My fans just love to talk nonsense, but their mentality is very tolerant. Just follow me. The core idea is three words: it doesn't matter."
He thought for a moment and muttered, "Actually, as for love, I guess they know deep down that it's unlikely, and they're just messing around with me. I've been a bit depressed since the Chinese New Year, and it's not the first time or twice that they've tried to blow me up."
Dou Sheng yawned as he spoke, then took out a difficult competition problem and started to solve it.
He seemed to be at peace all the time.
Just like he said himself, it doesn't matter, he doesn't care.
Xie Lan had no choice but to sit down and argue.
After a while, he raised his head and bumped Dou Sheng's elbow.
Dou Sheng raised his head from the paper, "?"
"They insisted that the hand belonged to a girl." Xie Lan frowned and asked in a low voice, "I want to express that boys' and girls' hands are very different. How should I say it?"
Dou Sheng held up his pen and thought for a moment, "Completely different?"
"Oh." Xie Lan suddenly realized, "I think I've seen this idiom before."
Xie Lan lowered his head and pressed the button for a while, then sighed irritably.
Dou Sheng couldn't help but come closer, "What's wrong?"
"I can't type the word 'Jie'." Xie Lan said in a low voice.
Dou Sheng took a closer look: jong
He lay on the table and laughed silently for a while, then typed the word for Xie Lan and sent it out.
Dou: I am staying at his house temporarily, it is indeed a boy. Boys’ and girls’ hands are very different, why do you think it is a girl’s
- Too fair and tender
- Warm and soft jade
- Charming
Dou: Well, because I play the violin, I know how to protect my hands and sometimes I use lotion.
- What is a lotion
- Upstairs, it's hand cream.
- Oh, yes, it’s a returnee.
- Which country are you from
Bean: UK.
- Not bad
- I just believed it was a girl, but now I think she was just pretending to show off.
- Make him show up!
- What instrument do you play
Dou: Violin.
Dou Sheng couldn't help but look up and ask, "Why did it become a question-and-answer session?"
Xie Lan was stunned, "... Yeah."
After school, Dou Sheng walked out, wearing a Bluetooth headset, talking on the phone with someone from the pet shipping company while continuing to scroll through the chat history in the group.
He laughed out loud several times.
"Yes, one is sent to X City, two are sent to S City, hahahaha, cough, one is sent to G City, come and pick up the cats on the weekend."
"Pfft... It's okay, just check if there are any flights this weekend."
"Um."
hang up the phone.
He put his phone in his pocket and said, "Xie Lan, thanks to you, they found a few frames of your hands in the dialect video. People who were usually stingy and unwilling to pay have paid, and now the data has increased."
Xie Lan pulled his sleeve and pulled the screen in front of him—
Yes, 240,000 likes and 200,000 coins, both doubled compared to the previous two days, definitely a counterattack over Nox next door.
All the comments were discussing the "cousin's" hand that accidentally appeared in the photo.
Xie Lan's eyelids were a little heavy, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Your fans seem to be a little different."
"Don't pay attention to them." Dou Sheng smiled, "I say, do your friends with three million fans pay much attention to these things?"
Xie Lan was stunned for a moment, "Huh?"
"Forget what he taught you." Dou Sheng said, "My fans are different. They are all family members. They like to joke around, but they don't take it seriously. Anyway, you just have to bear with it. I've thought about this matter. If you really want to solve it immediately, there is only one way left."
Xie Lan was startled. "What?"
"You appear on camera," Dou Sheng said. "I'll start a live broadcast. You can show your hands and face in front of the camera for everyone to see. If it doesn't work, you can show us your return ticket. The evidence is irrefutable, and the matter will be settled."
Xie Lan wilted when he heard this, "I don't really want to appear on camera."
"Why?" Dou Sheng raised his eyebrows. "You are a handsome boy after all, are you afraid of being looked at?"
No reason, I'm just not used to it.
Maybe it's what's called camera-shyness. In my two-year career as a YouTuber, I've only appeared as a silhouette and have gotten used to not showing my face.
Zhao Wenying was not at home, so Dou Sheng talked to her on the phone for ten minutes to discuss which cold medicine was suitable for Xie Lan. The medicine they finally decided on was not available at home, so they had to order takeout.
Xie Lan took a hot bath and curled up in the quilt waiting for takeout, but fell asleep before the medicine arrived.
In the chaos, someone pinched his mouth open and something plastic-textured was pushed in. His throat felt itchy and he subconsciously swallowed.
Then a faint bitter taste spread in his mouth, and Xie Lan kept looking for candy in his dream.
The next morning, he was awakened by a scream from next door.
"You guys have finally made it, these idiots!"
The four cats in Dou Sheng's house also woke up and meowed one after another.
Xie Lan sat up. The quilt was very hot, but it was cold when he opened it. His hands and feet were weak and his stomach was very hungry. Fortunately, his head felt much lighter, which should be because the fever had subsided.
He was looking for his cell phone in a daze, but when he touched the bedside table he felt something like a syringe.
To be precise, it is thinner than the average syringe. The push handle is a cute green color, with two rings at the end for fitting your fingers. There is no needle near the "needle head", but an open, slightly elastic plastic tube.
Isn’t this the unused pet medicine dispenser that I bought from the hospital when I adopted the cat
Why was this thing on his bedside table
Xie Lan looked at the thing in confusion for a while, but didn't understand, so he gave up and threw it away.
He found his phone and opened Weibo out of habit, but found something wrong.
Everyone was shouting to Dou Sheng, "Go check out the hot list on B station today."
On the hot list of Bilibili today, there is a new up-host named "Hit Doudou if You Are Unhappy" who published his first video in his career. It appeared on the homepage and has been played 600,000 times so far.
"Bean's Thousand Layers of Routines"
Many scenes from Dou Sheng's previous videos were edited together with Xie Lan's hands and Dou Sheng's hands. The background music was the Japanese song "カサネテク", which means "a thousand tricks" when translated into English and then into Chinese. It's a sweet love song, and the original lyrics are about some tips on how to attract your significant other.
But this video is very cleverly translated into Chinese.
“The first meeting is to have a live broadcast
Pretending to be nonchalant, I show off that I have a cousin!
Carefully select the pleasant milk tea for fear that he will be thirsty
When facing fans, he still said coldly that he just bought it casually!
When you see a plane landing, don't hesitate
Offline, turn off the phone, here comes my cousin
That day, I wore the most youthful white
Sportswear represents my free and easy personality!
Take him to the rooftop to watch the wind at night
And also call it creating something beautiful
Is there any true emotion revealed in the dialect
Only the person who was there would know!
There is still a fire left to upgrade the relationship
But there are still many ways to capture him!
1. Keep a beautiful girl in a golden house and don’t let anyone know!
Second, post it on Weibo, and fans cheer and watch him blush!
Third, let him punch you and then make your injury worse, then show him your collarbone~
Wouldn't he just raise his hands and surrender
This is the thousand ways Douzi likes you."
Xie Lan: “… … …”
The bedroom door was pushed open, and Dou Sheng appeared with a cell phone in his hand, looking at him with something to say but stopping himself.
After a long while, Dou Sheng asked, "Do you have a feeling of... your scalp tingling and electric shock all over your body?"
"…" Xie Lan used his shaking left hand to press down his shaking right hand, "Yes."
Xie Lan continued to look at his phone blankly.
He had already turned down the volume of the pink music to the lowest setting, and in order to avoid seeing those outrageous Chinese lyrics, he also increased the screen area of the barrage to the maximum.
But there seem to be more weird things in the barrage.
"are you feeling better?"
Dou Sheng put his phone in his pocket, walked over, reached out to push aside the messy hair on Xie Lan's forehead, and touched his forehead.
"It's so cold. The antipyretic I gave you last night was a bit strong. Would you like some porridge this morning?"
Xie Lan nodded, but suddenly felt something was wrong.
"When did you give me the medicine?"
Dou Sheng glanced casually at the pet medicine dispenser on the bedside table and said, "After you fall asleep."
Xie Lan: “???”
All kinds of outrageous things are about to burst my sick and short-circuited brain.
Xie Lan and Dou Sheng sat and stood, watching the video playing at a very low volume on the screen in tacit understanding and silence.
The sweet and cheerful melody keeps looping and it's actually a bit brainwashing.
After a few minutes, the video finally came to an end.
With only ten seconds left, the music stopped and a few lines of words slowly appeared on the black screen.
The "cousin" who is not sure whether she is a boy or a girl
Just for entertainment, please use memes in moderation outside of the video
I hope my favorite up master, Jueshuaidou, can get out of the trough and be happy
Dou Sheng glanced at these words, his eyes seemed to fluctuate for a moment, but he quickly smiled and glanced away with a tut.
"A bunch of fools." He said in a low voice, "Sometimes you don't believe it, sometimes you believe it, you are just teasing me."
Xie Lan held the phone in his hand and thought blankly for a long time.
For some reason, he suddenly had an impulse, an impulse he hadn't had in a long, long time.
He silently cast a coin into the video and asked in a low voice, "You're going to announce the game live on Friday night, right? How about... join us?"