It's been a month, and it's been a month since Young Boy Wu entered the underworld. He stayed at the gate of Hades's private residence without eating, drinking or sleeping for a month.
This is because he is now a ghost. If he were a living person, how could he not eat or drink or sleep for a month
Black and White Wuchang came out of the Hades Mansion with the document, looked at the young boy standing at the door, and persuaded him in the past routinely.
"Old Wu."
"Please call me Xiao Wu." Since Miao Miao said he was old on the Naihe Bridge, Wu Xiaonian suddenly minded that others said he was old.
"..." Hei Wuchang choked in a rare moment.
"I was already an old man, pretending to be tender." Bai Wuchang despised.
"As long as you are two years old, is it hard for you to call me Xiao Wu?" Wu Shao asked straightforwardly.
"..." Suddenly Bai Wuchang was choked.
He doesn't remember how old Black and White Impermanence is now, so he called "Wu Younger Lao Wu", which is really flattering him.
"Okay, Xiao Wu is Xiao Wu, anyway, whether it is Lao Wu or Xiao Wu, you won't see Miao Miao." Hei Wuchang compromised.
"If you don't see it, I'll stay here all the time." Wu Sharon said insistently.
"I said you are enough." Bai Wuchang really can't stand it anymore. "You said you, how much trouble you caused to the underworld before. It's because of the great merit of your shit luck that you picked up when your kid died. Take a long-term trip to hell. You had a great future waiting for you, but you did well. On the first day in the underworld, Shengsheng pulled back the Miaomiao who was going to reincarnate from the Naihe Bridge."
"I've been a ghost for so many years, and I've seen too many weird flowers. You can be regarded as a more profound reflection." Bai Wuchang nodded in agreement.
"If I didn't do this, I would miss out with Miao Miao." Originally, Wu Sharon wanted to go to reincarnation with Miao Miao, but considering that he had no memories of this life after reincarnation, Wu Sharon changed his mind temporarily. He directly dragged Miao Miao down from the Naihe Bridge.
"You say you, you pull people, you pull people, you actually kicked the Meng Po soup just made by Meng Po." Hei Wuchang continued to count Wu Youth's crimes.
"Do you know the consequences of spilling that pot of soup?" Bai Wuchang said, "Po Meng makes a pot of soup a month. Once the soup is sprinkled, the prefecture cannot arrange for people to reincarnate within a month. The birth rate of this month in the world is It will decrease. The number of dynamic ghosts in the underworld will increase, and the increase in the number will increase the housing price, and the increase in the housing price will..."
As Bai Wuchang spoke, suddenly he couldn't say more. It seemed that he had to buy a few more books on economics.
"In short, the impact is very big, especially bad." Hei Wuchang rescued the scene in time.
"Yes!" Bai Wuchang immediately agreed.
"I have used my merits to accompany Po Meng Po." Wu Xiaonian naturally knew the importance of Meng Po soup, so he used a layer of merit to reach that pot of Meng Po soup, so Meng Po didn't bother with Wu Young man.
"Fortunately, you used your merits to reach Meng Po Tang. If Meng Po gets angry, then some play." Hei Wuchang said afflictedly.
Young boy Wu raised his eyebrows, and looked at the two of them hungry.
"You didn't notice, you rushed to stop your bull-headed horse noodles, and saw you kick over the Meng Po soup, did you stand still at that time?" Bai Wuchang said.
Of course, Wu Shao remembered that if it hadn’t been for Niutou Ma Mian to stand still, he wouldn’t be able to pull Miao Miao back: "Why?"
"Meng Po usually doesn't get angry, but as long as she gets angry, Hades will have to avoid her, you say." Bai Wuchang explained.
"It's so pitiful, I don't know how Pluto will judge this time." Even if he didn't deal with it very much, but seeing the old opponent so unlucky twice in a row, Heiwuchang felt a little distressed inexplicably, what's the matter
"Yeah." Bai Wuchang also felt the same way. The underworld without an opponent was inexplicably lonely.
"So?" Wu Sharon blinked twice, grasping the key point in the black and white impermanence, "Pluto is afraid of Po Meng?"
"Hush!" Hei Wuchang turned his head back in fear, "You said at the door of Pluto that Pluto is afraid of Po Meng, you are looking for a fight."
"..." Wu Shun's scalp tightened, "Yes, this is my future father-in-law."
Huan Bai Wuchang was shocked when he heard Wu Shao's words: "Xiao Wu, you didn't give up even after all this happened?"
Young boy Wu ignored the black and white impermanence, looked at the gate of Pluto, and secretly said in his heart that Miao Miao waited for me, turned around and left
"Have you figured it out?" Black and white impermanence looked incredible.
"I have thought of a way." Wu Shao ran hurriedly, leaving a puzzled face of black and white impermanence.
In the Hades Mansion, Hades, who sensed Wu Shunen's departure, glanced at his daughter who was raising her hand to turn off the water mirror.
"Only one month, did he give up?" Pluto said.
"He dare." Miao Miao's beautiful face was full of anger.
"Are you angry? It seems that you still care about him." Pluto quipped, "Then let people hang out for a month."
"Father~~" Miao Miao stomped unhappily, "I have waited for him for so many years, but he has only waited for a month."
"Then what are you going to do?" Pluto asked curiously.
"Look at his performance." Miao Miao's face was full of arrogance.
On the other side, Wu Shunen left from the Hades's mansion, inquired all the way, and beat up Po Meng's residence.
Po Meng Po was making Meng Po soup in the kitchen, when she saw Jin Guangcancan, a charitable Wu boy running in, she asked strangely, "Is something wrong with me?"
"Senior Mengpo, the younger generation has something to ask for." After Wu Shaohao finished speaking, he gave a deep gift.
"If you ask me, I have to agree." Without lifting her eyes, Po Meng continued to drop materials that Wu Shao had never seen before.
"Of course I won't let you help in vain." Wu Youth is very knowledgeable about current affairs.
"Won't let me help in vain?" Po Meng finally got a little interested. "Tell me, how are you going to impress me?"
Young boy Wu said very generously: "The merit of the younger generation can be..."
"Stop." Po Meng said without interest, "The layer of merit from you before is enough for me, so I don't plan to ask for it again for the time being."
"Then..." The young man Wu was stunned. Po Meng didn't want merit, so what else could I use to impress the other person
money? Wu Shunen looked at the half-boiled Meng Po soup, and exclaimed: Meng Po is also considered a merchant in the underworld monopoly, how could it be short of money
Po Meng added the last material, and ignored Wu Shao who was speechless for a while, picked up the phone and played the game on her own.
A few programmers who died suddenly due to staying up late to design games came to the underworld before. Because the game developed is about to be completed, they suddenly hang up at the last minute, so a few people are reluctant to reincarnate after their deaths, and they have to complete the game design. .
In the humanitarianism, the underworld agreed to their request, so the underworld had a few more mobile games. Po Meng found it quite interesting, and she wore a vest to play a few games for a long time.
"I'll go, that sb will kill me. When I know your vest, when you reincarnate, see if I don't put a catty of salt in Mengpo's soup."
"Are you teammate pig? I'm all stubborn, and I won't come to rescue me."
"Ahhh... I lost again, my experience will be lost, and I am mad." Meng Po was angry, and poured a jar of salt into the colorless and tasteless Meng Po soup.
Is Meng Po soup cooked so casually
Young boy Wu sweated, and cautiously leaned forward. When Senior Meng Po was killed again, he presumptuously made a request: "Senior, can you take the liberty to take a look at your equipment?"
Po Meng squinted at him, thinking that it would take time to resurrect anyway, so she clicked on the equipment bar. Wu Sharon only glanced at him and knew why Po Meng had died.
The empty equipment bar...
"Senior, why don't you buy equipment?" Wu Shao was surprised.
"I'm an ancient ghost and god. Fighting has always relied on technology and what equipment." Meng Po said domineeringly.
"..." Wu Shunen's emotional intelligence has fully grown in his old age, so he said very dogmatically, "If you are fighting in real life, of course no one will be your opponent. But this is the game world. In the game world, these equipment are equivalent. So the magic weapon. Others are holding the magic weapon, and you will suffer more with your bare hands."
"Even if they hold magic weapons, they are not my opponents." Meng Po was unprecedentedly confident of her strength.
You still have a hardened mouth!
"Senior, in order to respect our opponents, should we go all out when we fight?" Wu Sharon changed his mind.
"Yes!" Po Meng nodded.
"If you don't buy equipment, you just look down on the opponent's players." Wu Shao said.
"Really?" Po Meng was a little moved.
At this time, some opponents sent a taunt: (Sister, you are running naked, thank you for giving away the head, hahaha...)
Po Meng's face changed suddenly, the spiritual power of her body trembled, and the aura of the underworld was affected.
"Ding!"
Just when Wu Shao was startled, a message popped out from Po Meng's phone.
Hades: Po Meng, calm down!
Po Meng returned sensibly, but her face was still stinky, and she returned a message threateningly: You don't care about the old lady's affairs.
Domineering! ! !
The impermanence of black and white is right, and Po Meng can cure Pluto.
"Senior Meng Po, we must teach him to be a man for this kind of life and death thing... No way is to be a ghost." Wu Sharon took the opportunity to say.
"What equipment to buy?" Po Meng finally let go.
How could Wu Shunen be considered a game master, and this game has already been on the market. Wu Shunen quickly helped Meng Po pick a few pieces of equipment, and then began on-site guidance.
"Jump up, yes, jump over, first control the opponent, and then throw the big move."
"Go position, pay attention to position."
"Ambush, ambush here."
"I never do such awkward things as ambushes." Meng Po resisted.
"..."
But fortunately, Meng Po's fighting consciousness is really good. After Wu Shao's dialling a few times, the game is handy. He hasn't lost five or six games in a row, and he immediately said comfortably: "You said you have something to ask me?"
"Senior..." Wu Shao's eyes suddenly beamed.
"Let's talk about it first." Po Meng said reservedly.
"I'm fond of Pluto's daughter." Wu Sharon said shyly and timidly.
"Does Hades have a daughter?" Po Meng asked suspiciously.
"Just... That girl on the Naihe Bridge just a month ago." Wu Sharon explained suspiciously.
"Oh, that flower demon." Po Meng remembered. Twenty years ago, a beam of meritorious light wrapped a ray of remnant soul and came to the underworld. It was taken back by the Hades and kept in the soul-raising pond. Raised a soul.
This old fellow Pluto has cultivated feelings and took this flower demon as his daughter
"Yeah!" Wu Shao nodded.
"Why, Pluto doesn't agree?" Po Meng guessed.
"Yes, so I want to ask senior to help me make peace." Wu Sharon said embarrassedly.
"Do you want me to be your matchmaker?" Po Meng asked, squinting.
"Don't dare... The younger generation just wants you to help the younger generation ask how can the younger generation marry Miao Miao." Wu Sharon said.
Po Meng knocked on the table with her hand, took a look at the sincere young boy, and suddenly asked, "I remember you had an apprentice."
"Yes." Wu Youth looked at Po Meng in confusion.
"Your apprentice has a life-long relationship." There were too many reincarnations in ten thousand years, and Po Meng remembered Chen Yu.
Lou Ming? Young boy Wu nodded again because he didn't understand.
"Your apprentice's affection has something to do with Pluto." Po Meng finished speaking, raised her hand to extinguish the soup fire, and took her mobile phone out of the kitchen.
Ah... How many more levels must be upgraded today! ! !
So that night, Mr. Wu ran to give Chen Yu a dream: "You are not allowed to be with Lou Ming."
"Why?" Chen Yu asked puzzled.
"I don't agree anyway!" Old Wu squinted his eyebrows.
"..."
Then he ran to give Lou Ming a dream.
"Lou Ming, I want you to promise me one thing." Old Wu looked at Lou Ming.
"Grandpa, just say it." Lou Ming said respectfully.
"Break up with Shi Shi!!!" Old Wu said with his chest folded.
"Why?" Lou Ming stunned.
"Ask yourself!!!" Old Wu left the dream angrily.
When Shi Shi and Lou Ming met early the next morning, they both looked confused.
"Or, let's go to the underground palace to see?" Although Mr. Wu has already died, he can't ignore the old man's objection.
Although he didn't know how he successfully offended the other party within a month after Mr. Wu entered the underworld.
The author has something to say:
Wu Shunen: I'm still single, don't you want to live 520 sweetly! ! !
Resentment from a single dog who can't ask for it.