Believe It Or Not, I Already Caught You

Chapter 25: National Metaphysics Network

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After dinner, Chen Yu looked at the street full of snack bars and realized the importance of making money again. There are so many delicious foods in a small street, the world is so big, how can you finish eating without money.

"Tomorrow we will go to another restaurant to eat." Chen Yu said excitedly.

"Yes, we eat one family every day, and it won't take long to eat this street all over." The round-faced Fang Feifei expressed his agreement with Chen Yu's statement.

"It's better not to be so frequent." Han You said, clutching his bulging belly, "Eating this way every day will definitely make you fat."

"I still choose beauty between good food and beauty," Zhang Muwan said.

"Don't tell me that you are foodies anymore. You two are counterfeit foodies in the food industry." Fang Feifei approached Chen Yu and took Chen Yu's hand and said affectionately, "Shi Shi, we will eat together in the future. , I am not afraid of getting fat for good food."

"Okay." Of course Chen Yu was happy when someone went to eat together.

"Look, we are qualified foodies who are not afraid of getting fat." Fang Feifei said proudly.

"No." Chen Yu blinked innocently, and asked with a serious face, "I can't eat fat, is it not a qualified foodie if I don't eat fat?"

Chen Yu, who was exposed to the word food for the first time, said that he really didn't understand it very well.

The lively atmosphere took a quiet breath, and then exaggerated laughter suddenly sounded, Fang Feifei threw away Chen Yu's arm angrily, Han You and Zhang Muwan stood on the road and laughed without image.

Back to the bedroom, Chen Yu calmed the injured Fang Feifei, and the few people chatted for a while, and then went to sleep. After lowering the curtain, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and checked the mailbox, and found that the email that the old man had promised to send her had not been sent until now. Chen Yu couldn't help being a little depressed, the old man wouldn't forget about it.

Today, the old man went online very suddenly, and when he went offline, Chen Yu didn't have time to ask him many things in a hurry. After thinking about it, Chen Yu logged in to the account and planned to leave a few words for the old man.

As soon as I logged on to the Penguin, the icon of the gods and ghosts Mo Wenqun kept flashing, Chen Yu did not rush to look at it, but first clicked on the old man’s dialog box and sent a long message over: [Old man, this is My mobile phone number, you can buy a mobile phone when you have time, and send me the number back so that we can get in touch easily. If the money is not enough, send me an account and I will call you. 】

In fact, Chen Yu didn't intend to add the last sentence, so can he still be short of money with the old man's ghost catching skills? But instead of thinking about the fifteen years of simple life in O Kimura, Chen Yu still added the latter sentence. Although he didn't know the reason, Chen Yu vaguely felt that the old man didn't seem to plan to make money by catching ghosts anymore.

Chen Yu waited for a while, but the other party did not reply to the news for a long time, and the avatar was still gray. I thought it was really offline. Only then did Chen Yu smoothly click on the flashing group chat.

(Someone in the group issued a red envelope!)

Seeing this reminder, Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand to grab a red envelope, opened it at one point, and found that it was as much as 100 yuan, so happy!

Piaoyu in March: Hahahaha...

Cassia seed: Brother Sanyue, why are you so happy today? I sent three red envelopes in a row.

What? I actually missed two more? Chen Yu swished and turned up, and found that the red envelope had been robbed, and he was immediately struck with frustration.

March Piaoyu: My cousin, he was injured by a ghost, hahahaha...

Liquor and Meat Monk: Amituofu, the benefactor, now is a legal society, please look back in time before the evil thoughts in your heart grow beyond your control. We must strive to be a good citizen who abides by the law.

Huang Lianzi: Fake monk, are you funny? We are a group of tax evaders, and they themselves are not abiding by laws and regulations.

Liquor and meat monk: Ami Tofu, the two are completely different in nature. Tax evasion is just a mere money, but the dear man above, if he continues to develop like this, it is not conducive to social stability.

March Piaoyu: I laughed how to affect social stability, do you know that tax evasion outside is going to jail!

A group of tax evaders? Tax evasion? I'm tax evasion? Go to jail for tax evasion

After receiving the latest information, he was sluggish for ten seconds. Chen Yu took a mobile phone to surf the Internet and searched the Internet. A few searches found several business owners who were caught for tax evasion and tax evasion. Seriously, they really went to jail. This can scare Chen Yu. It's choking.

Mayor Chen, I'm sorry, your daughter has taxed me. Brother Chen, I'm sorry for your sister, I'm tax evasion. Can you two keep your black hats

Chen Yu, who was caught off guard for breaking the law, turned out Lou Ming's WeChat in a panic and sent a crying expression.

Lou Ming quickly replied: What's wrong

Chen Yu: Third brother, do you know how to pay taxes

Lou Ming: Make up the tax payment? Who is going to evade tax

Chen Yu: Me. (A little man crying to the ground.)

Lou Ming:...

Lou Ming: What's wrong

Chen Yu typed with a sad face: I just learned that the celestial master pays taxes for making money, but I have made millions and a cent without paying taxes. Is the amount particularly huge? I searched the Internet, and the Internet said that the amount of money is particularly huge and I will go to jail.

Lou Ming was sitting in the study room on the second floor. He was looking at something with his mobile phone. His expression was helpless. He just looked at it and suddenly laughed.

The little girl looked droopy as if she was right in front of Lou Ming's eyes. Lou Ming typed a few words in the dialog box with a hint of smile: With me, you won't go to jail.

After sending this message, Lou Ming quit the dialog with Chen Yu, clicked on the WeChat of the next door Master Mao, hesitated for a moment, or asked straightforwardly: Master Mao? Do your metaphysical circles also need to pay taxes

Master Mao: Pay taxes? I don’t seem to have paid taxes. Why do you suddenly ask this

Lou Ming: Nothing? Suddenly I felt that your metaphysical world often sold hundreds of thousands of a spell, and it was considered a high-income group, and it happened that I was studying the tax law recently, so I was a little curious.

Master Mao: It turned out to be the case. It seems that our metaphysical circles have not specifically asked for taxes. At least neither I nor my apprentice.

Lou Ming: I see, I'm sorry to disturb you, Master.

Master Mao: You're welcome, Lou Ming, your hobbies are getting wider and wider.

Lou Ming chatted with Master Mao again, and then he switched back to the chat box with Chen Yu and said: I asked you a moment ago, the metaphysical circle does not need to pay taxes, so there is no tax evasion. You should be Misheard.

Chen Yu suddenly widened his eyes and asked: Really

Lou Ming: Really!

Who is Lou Ming? Although he doesn't know exactly what he does, but with the special forces of his yard, even the mayor and dad must be afraid of people, that status is definitely not low, he said that if you don't need to pay taxes, you definitely don't need to pay taxes.

Chen Yu let go, cut back to the group, and continued to peek at the screen. At this time, the chat content in the group changed another topic.

Cassia seed: It seems that many celestial masters have been injured recently.

Feng Huo Taoist: Yes, I heard that it has something to do with the recent soul life event.

March Piaoyu: Yes, yes, I overheared my grandfather and cousin's speech a few days ago, saying that it was the monster that swallowed the soul. The last soul seemed to be unable to eat, so I was messing around.

Wine and meat monk: The last soul? How many souls will this monster consume? What will happen after swallowing

March Piaoyu: I don't know, my cultivation is the worst in my family, so my grandpa wouldn't tell me this. But this monster seems to be quite powerful. My grandfather is thinking about going out by himself. His old man hasn't done it himself for many years.

Feng Huo Taoist: I heard that the soul that this monster wants to swallow must be a soul born in a yin year, a yin, a moon and a yin day. Yesterday Liang Guang, the most talented young celestial master of the Liang family, was to protect a person who was born in a yin year and a yin, moon, and cloudy day. , Was injured by the monster.

March Piaoyu: Hahahaha, the injury is good.

Liquor and meat monk: Donor, why are you so hostile? Although we are avoiding taxes reasonably, we must respect those comrades who pay taxes in accordance with the law.

Huang Lianzi: A new mission has just been released on the website. A reward of five million is offered, tax-free.

Cassia seed: Only five million for something that Liang Guang couldn't beat? Do not go for tax exemption.

Huang Lianzi: The task is to protect the human soul, not to kill the target.

Didn’t the third brother say that you don’t have to pay taxes? Why did the group say to pay taxes again? Chen Yu was a little confused again. She couldn't help poking her only friend in the group, San Yue Piaoyu, and asked: What does it mean to pay taxes? Don’t you need to pay taxes for the money made by the heavenly master

March Piaoyu: What

I want to build roads: Didn’t you just say that we are a tax evasion group? What other reasonable tax avoidance

March Piaoyu: Oh, haha, you said that. When we talk about tax evasion, we don't actually mean tax evasion, but the reasonable avoidance of handling fees.

I want to build a road: handling fee

March Piaoyu: It is the fee paid when receiving a task from the National Metaphysics website.

I want to build a road: National Metaphysics website

March Piaoyu: Great God, you don’t know, the metaphysics website, the metaphysics website that regularly publishes various tasks, the metaphysics website established by the national special organization.

I want to build roads: I don't know!

Piaoyu in March:...

Piaoyu in March: .xua/

March Piaoyu: The National Metaphysics website, a website dedicated to publishing supernatural events across the country, regularly publishes supernatural events that are too late or cannot be handled by special departments. The price is fair and the children are not deceived. All celestial masters can pick up the task, but they must pay a 30% handling fee.

I want to build roads: thirty? Such a high fee

March Piaoyu: Yes, you think it’s a lot, too. Our celestial masters are already very dangerous to catch ghosts. If you catch a ghost who has been doing the Dao for a hundred years, you will earn a million, and you will have to spend hundreds of thousands to buy spells. Excessive energy consumption, but also to spend money to replenish aura, looking at the earning a lot, in fact, there is not much. They actually let us pay 30% of the handling fee is simply crazy.

March Piaoyu: Because this fee is collected by the state, we jokingly call it a tax from the metaphysical circle.

Chen Yu thought for a while and wondered: Then since the handling fee is so expensive, we just don't pick it up. Why do we say that our group is a tax evasion group

March Piaoyu: Where did so many tasks come in private, do you think you can meet ghosts when you walk on the street? The people nowadays are so smart, you tell the fortune-telling under the overpass that you are a liar. Therefore, most celestial masters receive tasks from the metaphysical network. But the handling fee is too expensive. Many celestial masters come back after completing their tasks, and they may have to pay the handling fee in the end. So our group owner established this group.

I want to build a road: how to say

March Piaoyu: Don't you know this? To put it simply, you go to the metaphysics website to find a task, and then send the content of the task to the group owner. The group owner charges a 5% fee to help us find out the client's specific contact information, and then we cross the metaphysics website to contact the client directly.

I want to build a road:...

March Piaoyu: This is a win-win-win situation. The group owner earned 5% of the handling fee, and the heavenly teacher gave 25% of the handling fee. The client can also buy the same service at a lower price. This is called no The middleman makes the difference!

I want to build a road:...

March Piaoyu: But God, you don't know anything, how did you get into this group

I want to build a road: my number was given to me by someone else.

March Piaoyu: That's no wonder.

After talking with March Piaoyu, Chen Yu became very interested in the so-called metaphysical website. She raised her hand and clicked on the metaphysical website's webpage. She was about to study it carefully, and suddenly the system prompted the sound.

"Didi..."

Chen Yu looked down and found that the old man's head was flashing, so she immediately clicked on it.

I am a large: My account is: 622222******* Account name: Wu Li.

I’m a large: The email has been sent. Remember to study it carefully. If something goes wrong, Grandpa won’t be able to save you in time.

Chen Yu immediately went back to the news: old man, I have something to ask you

Chen Yu waited for a long time and didn't receive a reply. After a closer look, he discovered that the old man was offline again.

Dare to send a message in seconds, what the hell

Chen Yu was half-dead with anger, but was helpless. After the old man bought the mobile phone, he called. Thinking about this, Chen Yu used the mobile phone to transfer one hundred thousand yuan to the old man according to the news from the old hair.

After the transfer, Chen Yu clicked on the email from her old hair. There was a document that arrived two minutes ago. Chen Yu clicked and found that there were several photos inside. The photo was taken in an old notebook. Huang's paper recorded some methods of catching ghosts and formations.

This photo was obviously taken with a mobile phone, and Chen Yu's heart was blocked again, regretting that the money was transferred too early.

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Old Wu: Webmaster, come and teach me how to use online banking. I don't know how to charge the game.

Webmaster: Master, how much do you charge

Elder Wu: Let's charge ten thousand first.

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Old Wu: My granddaughter just transferred me 100,000 yuan to play games for me.

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