When Mr. Wu first passed the forbidden technique to Chen Yu, Qian reminded him not to use it casually if his cultivation level was not reached. According to the degree of indolence Chen Yu had cultivated before, Mr. Wu even felt that this girl probably would never have the opportunity to use this forbidden technique in her lifetime. But I didn't want to leave Oki Village for how long, so I was so brave to use the forbidden technique without authorization.
It is so dangerous to snatch someone from the Hades, even he himself dare not use it casually. When he sensed that the forbidden technique was activated in the Internet cafe, he was so annoyed that he could use a dry pipe to blow the head of this unconscious granddaughter.
Two hours later, Mr. Wu rushed to the airport from the Internet cafe. He estimated that the ban should be over, so he took out his cell phone and made a call to Chen Yu.
As a result, one, two, three... There is always a busy tone on the other end of the phone.
"Dead girl, it won't really happen, right." Old Wu frowned infrequently.
Ghost chase can't take away the soul of a stranger at will, but when encountering special circumstances that interfere with the normal process of the underworld, the ghost chase can first take the person's soul to the underworld, after interrogation, and conviction before deciding what to do.
In other words, if Chen Yu is seduced by ghosts, then within 24 hours, the body of this world will fall into a coma, but after 24 hours, the results of the treatment of the underworld will come down. If the crime is more serious, the soul will be angry. If you are stripped, then you will die.
Elder Wu estimated the time. It took about two hours to fly from his airport to the imperial capital, and it took about two hours to get here from the Internet cafe. There are still twenty hours left. He plans to go to the Imperial Capital to take a look at Chen Yu's situation. Nothing is best. If his soul is taken away, he can only go to the underworld, although he really doesn't want to die at the end of his life. Go to the underworld again.
"Dear friends, the flight MU2066 to the Imperial City was delayed due to the weather. Please be patient and wait." The announcement of the airport suddenly sounded a reminder of the flight delay.
"Flight delayed?"
"I knew that the flight would be delayed. Who made the weather bad today."
"When can I fly, then."
"Wait for the thunderstorm to pass, the ghost knows when the thunderstorm will pass."
Listening to the comments of the passengers next to him, Mr. Wu got up and walked to the glass window of the waiting room. He looked up at the thick clouds, estimated the duration of the thunderstorm, and then went to the bathroom of the waiting room. go with.
Although Lao Wu is an exorcist and is not good at Feng Shui and fortune-telling, he still knows some general astronomical phenomena. When observing the sky and clouds, Old Wu estimated that the thunderstorm would take about 12 hours to pass. Even if the plane took off after 12 hours, there would be no time to bring people back when he found Chen Yu.
Elder Wu walked to the bathroom, found the innermost compartment, went in, and locked it.
Since Chen Yu couldn't be reached, I had to go to the underworld to find out the situation. If Chen Yu's soul is not in the underworld, it doesn't matter if he goes to the imperial capital a little later. If Chen Yu's soul is in the underworld, it is better to go early than late.
After making up his mind, Mr. Wu put down the toilet lid, simply sat on it, closed his eyes, and recited the formula silently. When the soul was separated from the body, Wu Lao's originally sitting upright body suddenly leaned weakly against the partition of the bathroom, looking lifeless.
Elder Wu didn't dare to delay any longer, and quickly walked in after opening the ghost door with his spiritual power. Although the soul will not have any effect on the body for a while, but now he is not at home, but at the airport. If the delay takes a long time and an ordinary person finds his body, he will definitely mistake it for a corpse. At that time, they will not know whether they will call the police or be sent to the hospital first.
From this world to the underworld, the place where every ghost arrives first is Wangchuan, and above Wangchuan is the famous Naihe Bridge. Only after passing the Naihe Bridge and drinking Meng Po Tang can you be eligible for reincarnation.
However, the underworld at this time is not like the present legend, with lone ghosts and ghosts everywhere. The construction of the underworld is much more prosperous than the world. The lone ghosts and ghosts live in the lake-view apartment on the bank of the Forgotten River. If you are lucky enough to go shopping, you can meet your ancestors for seven or eight generations and talk about the legends of the family back then.
"How come the houses seem to be more than before." Wu Lao visited the underground palace once thirty years ago. At that time, there were not so many apartments and shopping malls on the edge of Wangchuan.
"Have you bought the latest civil servant reference book?"
"I bought it, and I have to review it this time. If I can't pass the test, I will go to reincarnation."
"Yeah, I don't want to go to reincarnation."
"..." Mr. Wu finally knew why there were more houses in the underworld.
Mr. Wu found the registry of dead souls in accordance with his memory, and looked at the ghosts coming and going, listening to the slogan in his ear and twitched his mouth:
(Dear inhabitants of the prefecture, now the prefecture has launched a rare animal reincarnation plan. Every time you reincarnate, you can become a rare animal. You can exchange it for the second generation of reincarnation, peerless beauty, and peerless handsome guy in the next life. A gift package.)
(If you survive long enough in this world, you can get extra points if you want to take the civil service exam after death. Residents of the prefecture are welcome to sign up.)
"If I can't pass the civil service exam again this year, I will choose a rare animal with a shorter lifespan to reincarnate."
"I think so too, the one who was before, was not because he was reborn as a Chinese alligator, so he added ten points and finally passed the exam."
"..." The ghost thinking now is really unique.
The so-called registry of dead souls is actually the place where every ghost that enters the underworld after death comes to register. Dead souls must register, so will living souls. Mr. Wu's thinking is very clear, first go to see if Chen Yu's name has been registered, so that we can determine if Chen Yu has been brought to the underworld. If it's not there, then turn around and shut the door back. If it's there, then you have to find a way to see if you can save it.
If Chen Yu has been brought into the underworld by the ghost chase, there must be a record here. I only need to check the soul records within these two hours to know if Chen Yu has been captured to the underworld.
However, the living soul is too conspicuous in the underworld, so the moment he entered the underworld, Wu Lao imposes a blindfold on himself, covering up his aura, so that it looks no different from the dead soul.
There are a total of seven windows in the registry. Six windows are the dead soul registry. Only the rightmost window is the dead soul registry. Compared with the busyness of the other windows, this window is very idle and the ghosts inside are lazy. Lean on the chair and play with the phone.
"Hello, please, see if my daughter is dead." An old man ran to the window and asked.
"Old man Yang, why are you asking every day?" The ghost chase's voice was full of helplessness.
"I think she is almost dying." Old man Yang said.
"Old man Yang, don't be too impatient, people are always going to die, soon, soon."
"I'm not afraid that she won't die, I'm afraid that she won't die until I am reborn, so that I can't smoke her."
"I know that she abused you when you were alive. When she enters the underworld, the underworld will naturally have a punishment system." Guichao comforted.
"But if I don't smoke her personally, I don't want to open my eyes after reincarnation!" Old Yang said with a headache and heartbroken.
Wu Lao watched quietly for half an hour before he walked over cautiously.
"Hello, I'm registering." Old Wu said.
As soon as the registrant at the Living Soul window looked up, Mr. Wu immediately removed his blindfold.
"Name." After confirming that the other party is a living soul, Gui Cha put down the phone in his hand and turned on the computer lazily.
"Zhang Hu." Old Wu made up a name casually.
"How come from the underworld?" the ghost chaser asked.
"I am a celestial master, come to the underground palace to find black and white impermanence and ask something." Old Wu said.
"Heavenly masters? There are not many celestial masters who can regenerate souls into the underworld these days." The ghost chaser said, tapping on the computer for a while, then frowned and asked: "Why can't the system find your name? "
The underworld's management of the living soul is relatively lax, mainly because the reasons for the emergence of the living soul in the underworld are mainly divided into two categories. The first type is the souls that have been mistaken or strayed by ghosts. The souls brought by ghosts will naturally be brought over for registration. The souls who strayed into the underworld have such eye-catching characteristics because of their vitality. They will still be found by ghosts and bring them to register. .
The second is that the souls of celestial masters and students enter the underworld. This situation is relatively rare, and the system of the underworld has registered for the heavenly masters on the earth. Just check the name and then record it.
"It's the first time I come to the underworld, why is there my name in the system?" Old Wu pretended not to know.
"You are here for the first time, so I don't know. Our netherworld has records of your celestial masters. No matter if you have been here before, I will have the information here." The ghost chaser said and checked it again." There really is no name for you."
"How come, let me see." Old Wu said, stretching his head over.
Gui Chai did not expect that someone would pretend to be a living soul, so he turned the computer screen over to show him and said, "Look, there is no your name on it."
"Ding!" Wu Lao took advantage of the ghost's error and didn't pay attention, and a soul-fixing curse was thrown over, and the ghost was frozen and unable to move.
Wu Lao looked around and found that the ghost chases in other windows were very busy, and no one noticed here, so he leaned over, took the mouse in the hands of the ghost chase, and clicked to view the registration record of today's souls in the computer.
It's really a shame that I spent half a year in the Internet cafe, otherwise I don't know how to use the computer anymore. When I came last time, I obviously took a notebook to write it down.
Old Wu turned it over, and today there were only two registered souls in the entire underworld, and they were all living souls who entered the underworld by mistake. They were all sent back after registration, and there was no Chen Yu's name on them.
This dead girl hasn't been seduced, is it that the forbidden technique has been used successfully? Old Wu suddenly felt a sense of pride, which is worthy of being taught by me.
Mr. Wu relaxed, thinking that it was almost an hour since he was in the underworld, and he had to go back quickly, or he had to call the police if he was found in the toilet at the airport.
Mr. Wu put the mouse back, raised his head to meet the horrified eyes of the ghost who had been anchored by him. Mr. Wu put the phone that the ghost had just put down back into the hands of the ghost, smiled and said, "I really don't have my name. You continue to play on the phone"
After Mr. Wu finished speaking, he walked to the gate of the registration office without looking back.
The staff at the window next to Shenghun turned around and glanced at the colleague next door, and found that his colleague was still playing on his mobile phone, and he continued to work with his head down while he was jealous. Who left oneself without a backstage, without a light job.
When Mr. Wu turned and left the registration hall, he cast himself a blind eye to block his anger. When he was about to walk towards the ghost gate, he ran into two acquaintances.
"Wu Li?" Hei Wuchang recognized Mr. Wu at a glance, "Look, old Bai, is that Wu Li?"
"..." Old Wu secretly said that it was worse.
"Yes." Bai Wuchang glanced at Wu Li.
Hei Wuchang handed the soul he hooked back to the younger brother beside him, let him take it in and register, and he and Bai Wuchang walked in the direction of Old Wu.
Hei Wuchang looked up and down and asked Old Wu, "Finally died?"
"..." I forgive you for not seeing the blindfold that the old man has recently researched.
"Have you registered?" Bai Wuchang said, going to check his mobile phone.
"Not yet." Wu Lao hurriedly stopped.
Bai Wuchang stopped looking at the phone, and looked up at Wu Li in confusion.
"You also know that I... wasn't before... Ha ha ha... I was a little bit frivolous in my youth." Wu Ligan laughed.
"I know I'm scared, and I said it made you converge a little at the beginning." Hei Wuchang teased, "People are going to die, and everything you do before you die will have to pay a price after you die."
"Didn't I regret it? That's why I wandered at the door." Wu Lao was full of regret.
"You can hide from the first day of the first day but not the fifteenth." Bai Wuchang said, "This is the netherworld. If you become a black household, you really can only be a lonely ghost for a lifetime."
"I'll talk about it after avoiding the first one." Old Wu cried and laughed.
"Look at you." Hei Wuchang patted Mr. Wu on the shoulder and said, "Our brothers are going to have a drink after work. Let me invite you to have a drink first, and then I will send you to register later."
"..." Actually I don't want to go, I actually want to go.
No matter how unwilling Wu Lao was, he was eventually dragged to the bar by black and white impermanence.
"The thing your kid committed before, after you have registered, you will definitely be sent to the hell below the tenth floor to serve. Come, for the sake of us knowing one, we have enough today." Hei Wuchang drink (??? ?)?? Hi.
"No... Don't be so polite."
"Lao Bai, please drink, and please sing later." Hei Wuchang said to the side of Bai Wuchang.
"Okay!" Bai Wuchang nodded simply.
Going to sing! ! ! ! Nima... Was it in the crematorium or in the hospital when I woke up
Early the next morning.
When the airport cleaner was cleaning, he found that the door of the last compartment of the toilet could not be opened, and no one answered when knocking on the door. Under doubt, he lay down on the ground and looked in, and found a pair of legs.
"Ahhh... It's dead."
So when Mother Chen returned her mobile phone to Chen Yu early the next morning, the first call Chen Yu received was from a certain city police station.
"Hello, what is the relationship between you and Mr. Wu Li?" the police comrade asked.
"He is my grandfather, has something happened?" Chen Yu questioned.
"Mr. Wu Li, I was found dead in the bathroom of the airport this morning. Sudden death is suspected to be accidental. Please be happy." The police comrade said in a heavy voice, "Please come and claim the corpse as soon as possible. Go cremation."
"Wait... Don't be cremated yet." Chen Yu was startled, "My grandfather won't die that easily."
"The family needs to go through the formalities before the spark is sent, but if the family has objections to the cause of death, we can also ask the forensic doctor to perform an autopsy." The police added.
"Don't, don't... He may not be dead yet." Chen Yu was almost crying.
Grandpa, what are you doing! !
The author has something to say: Mr. Wu: This is not the way I want to play.