Jiang Yan thought silently.
Should it just be out of appreciation for outstanding homosexuals
Moreover, Lu Zhaoyang always gave him a familiar feeling, as if they had known each other before.
It's better not to think about it, let's forget about the targets in the plane, anyway, after the capture, he pats his ass and leaves, and he won't remember him when he wakes up.
But Lu Zhaoyang is different. In the future, he will inevitably look down and not see him when he looks up.
What if he is a straight man of steel, and if he knows his thoughts, he won't be so scared that he can't eat
Rabbits still don't eat grass by the side of the nest, office romance is absolutely unacceptable.
At this moment, there was a scream in the field!
Hua Zelei held his bleeding arm, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead due to the pain.
Opposite him was a big man with a fierce face, and said with a sneer, "Trash! Even if I break an arm, I can still crush you with strength!"
As he spoke, he raised the long sword in his hand and slashed at it again.
Hua Zelei was injured on his right arm, and he couldn't even lift a knife at this time.
He could only dodge in embarrassment, and almost fell off the stone platform several times, and fell into the terrifyingly hot magma below.
After a while, several wounds were added to his body. If this continues, sooner or later he will be hacked to death by the big man!
Milk tea's face suddenly turned pale.
Jiang Yan glanced at Lu Zhaoyang, seeing that he was easily suppressing the little guy, he was a little relieved.
Stopping the milk tea who was about to rush over, he whistled at the big man.
"Hey, the ugliest one in the audience—"
The big guy hates people calling him ugly the most, and he widened his eyes when he heard this: "Brat, who do you call ugly?"
Jiang Yan showed a mean expression, and dragged his voice: "Of course it's you! Don't you have eyes? Is there anyone uglier than you among the six people present?"
As he said that, he looked at the big man from the beginning to the end with a cheap look that made people want to crush him.
"Hey, let me say, are those shoes you are wearing fake? Tsk tsk tsk, the LOGO is about to fall off... It's just that you are ugly, have no money, and are vain. I said, you are still single until now Bar?"
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Every sentence accurately hit the big guy's pain point, making him lose his mind.
At the moment, I can't care about chopping flowers.
With a roar, he rushed towards Jiang Yan holding a sword.
Although Jiang Yan doesn't like exercising and doesn't have much muscle, his body's flexibility is pretty good. Dodging left and right on the stone platform, playing the big guy around.
Say a few more sentences from time to time, making verbal attacks on the big guy.
The big guy couldn't say no to Jiang Yan, so angry that he just wanted to hack him to death. But he couldn't catch up, and his popularity was about to explode.
Jiang Yan became more and more proud.
While hiding, he turned around and launched a verbal attack.
"With your character, I curse you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, go to the toilet to plug the toilet, buy cans without pull rings, and you will always be cut in line, and you will never be able to squeeze on the bus! Also, you will never be able to pay in your life girlfriend!"
The big man was shaking with anger.
"Ahhh! I'm going to kill you!"
Jiang Yan made a grimace, giggled, and continued to dodge by jumping up and down.
While running, his left foot suddenly tripped over his right foot, his body suddenly lost his balance, and he fell hard to the ground.
He wanted to get up, but there was severe pain in his ankle.
Jiang Yan yelled in his heart that it was not good, only to see the big man walking towards him with a grinning grin, raising the long sword in his hand!