Xu Sheng's mouth is full of nonsense, and he doesn't know that he has been talking for a few minutes now, and he can't stop and ask the audience: "Am I talking enough?"
"It's been a fucking few minutes?"
"Fuck, why isn't it over yet?"
If these words were said, everyone would be crazy.
Xu Sheng's speech was similar to the admissions handbook of Linjiang No. 6 Middle School. After he finished talking about the teachers' strength, he really had nothing to say. He could only walk two steps on the stage at will, creating a link by himself, leading the students from No. 6 Middle School to shout. Start the slogan: "Sixth high school students, follow me and shout."
Xu Sheng turned the microphone: "No. 6 Middle School, No. 6 Middle School, invincible!"
The collective sense of honor of the students from No. 6 Middle School broke out, and they followed him and said, "Invincible!"
"… "
I go.
Others were shocked again.
Is this school over yet
Although Meng Guowei was surprised, who doesn't like to listen to people flattering him. He looked at his talented young man happily, and suddenly a shadow was cast in front of him: "Xu Sheng?"
Shao Zhan walked out from the back row of Seventh Company and walked straight to Meng Guowei.
He couldn't give Xu Sheng a hint later.
When he walked to the front row, he got closer to Xu Sheng. Before he came out, he took off his hat and put it in Hou Jun's hands without saying a word, and then made an excuse to ask, "Teacher, do you have any extra hats?"
Meng Guowei glanced at Xu Sheng's messy hair, and looked at the outstanding students on the stage, thinking that the comparison really showed the difference.
He reprimanded in a complicated mood: "How long did you lose the hat just after it was issued?! And what's the matter with your sleeve, put it down for me, what does it look like!" Meng Guowei sighed and bent over from the cardboard box on the side. He took out another hat and said, "You learn more from your classmates. Such excellent classmates are right next to you, and you don't learn anything good all day long..."
When Shao Zhan took the hat, he made a pause gesture to the people standing on the podium before saying, "Thank you, Teacher Meng."
Xu Sheng looked at Shao Zhan with his hat in his left hand, and stood with a finger in his right hand against the palm of his hand, indicating: It's okay to stop.
He breathed a sigh of relief, intending to make closing remarks.
His nerves suddenly relaxed, and he almost uttered a classic line "I don't promise not to do it again next time", Xu Sheng bowed slightly: "I... My speech is over, thank you everyone."
Xu Sheng stepped down, and Gu Yanwang suddenly recalled: "No, why does this line sound like Xu Sheng's review?"
Although students from other schools were forced to listen to the speeches about how excellent Linjiang No. 6 Middle School was, they still applauded out of politeness.
There was applause from the audience.
The leaders of other schools urgently issued a notice: "Our school can't admit defeat! Notify our student representatives, and bring the school's introduction to the speech later. If you lose, you won't lose!"
So the opening ceremony of national defense education, led by Xu Sheng, turned into a school introduction conference.
Slogans emerged one after another, kicking off the military training with an extraordinary spiritual outlook.
"Our Honghai No. 4 Middle School has a stable enrollment rate of 14%. It was established in August 2007. There are 6 grades and 42 classes. Honghai Honghai can achieve dreams and lead the future!"
"… "
Fourteen percent does not have to be taken out to blow.
Xu Sheng didn't have the time to think about this. After he stepped down, he directly retreated to the back row, put on Shao Zhan's shoulder, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"
Shao Zhan: "You ask me?"
Xu Sheng was about to go crazy: "Did you hear thunder on the stage? You didn't fight enough last time, so you're still here?"
Last time, there was another iconic move: wall jumping.
Barely can be interpreted as a broken brain, but this time the two of them were standing well, neither knocked nor touched, so they changed it.
"I didn't faint this time, and there was no sign," Shao Zhan calmly analyzed, "The last time I was in a coma in the exam room was only a few minutes. According to Lao Meng's words on the day of jumping over the wall, I should have been in a coma for half an hour, so it can be explained that our body is in a coma. The ability to adapt is gradually increasing.”
"?"
Shao Zhan: "Maybe the next time I enter your body, it will be smoother than this time."
Xu Sheng: "...don't keep coming in, can you change the word."
Why does it always sound so easy to confuse people every time I discuss this issue
Shun what.
I also specifically sighed that it went very smoothly this time.
Xu Sheng was jolted by his own thought.
No amount of analysis is useful.
Xu Sheng had to accept the reality that he had become Shao Zhan again. I don't know how long it will last this time. I can only hope that the next thunderstorm will come sooner.
military training...
Xu Sheng classified the speech just now as an accident, and said in his heart, what else can he toss out without taking the exam
"Hello everyone, I'm your instructor, my surname is Wang," the seventh class instructor stood out among the instructors. He was tall and thin, with a straight appearance and a straight waist. His voice was a little hoarse when he spoke, "Call me. Instructor Wang will do."
This instructor in their class is not like other instructors, and he will give him a slap when he comes up.
In just a few words, I have already chatted with the seventh class: "The student representative was connected with us just now? It's a good talk, and it will bring the atmosphere."
"That's right," a classmate said, "don't even look at who our brother Zhan is."
"Brother Zhan, you were really awesome just now."
After the opening ceremony, all the students went to the cafeteria to eat in batches. The first item in the afternoon was to clean up the dormitory. Instructor Wang would come over and take them to fold the quilt. Hou Jun said while waiting for the people in the front row to move forward: I'm sure I can't even speak well, were you nervous just now?"
Xu Sheng: "There's nothing to be nervous about, you don't need to think about this kind of thing."
Shao Zhan: "..."
Strong to the extreme is arrogance.
Xu Sheng pretended to be so coercive, but fortunately, it was in Shao Zhan's body that he could withstand this arrogance.
The cafeteria at Lvzhou Base has two floors. The students of No. 6 Middle School and the students of Honghai No. 4 Middle School use the first floor. The layout of the canteen is simple, with six dining windows on each side.
Queued for a few minutes.
Hou Jun was the first to finish the meal and couldn't hold the bowl of soup in his hand. As he walked back, he couldn't hold it any longer. Seeing that "Xu Sheng" was close to him, he directly stuffed it into "Xu Sheng"'s hand: "Brother Sheng, do me a favor, this soup is about to spill, and it almost caused a tragedy. My seat is on the edge, can you help me get it there?"
Shao Zhan held Hou Jun's bowl of soup in his hand and did not refuse.
Xu Sheng said, "If the queue is quick later, I'll help you with the meal."
There were about a dozen people ahead.
After Shao Zhan left, the team kept the previous flow speed and moved forward slowly.
The team moved to the edge of a column used to support the weight. Xu Shengbai leaned on it boredly, wanting to lower his head to brush his mobile phone for a while, but when he touched his pocket, he remembered that it was not his own military training uniform, and he sighed regretfully. , took off the hat on his head, and untied the buttoned cuffs again and again and lifted it up.
Just like cross-dressing, switch from "cold learning god" to "unruly school bully" in minutes.
The energy that Shao Zhan usually presses out as if he doesn't want money.
However, Xu Sheng and Shao Zhan are not the same. He always gives people a casual and lazy feeling, and always smiles when he looks up at people.
Xu Sheng finished lifting his sleeves, but the team hadn't moved.
In the back of the line, they kept whispering, you pushed me, I pushed you, and the girls who were blushing moved, and one of the girls with no hair was pushed out. The girl had her long hair pinned behind her ears and a military training cap on her head like an ornament. Her skin was white and her cheeks were slightly red. She walked in front of Xu Sheng with a very low voice: "Classmate..."
Xu Sheng raised his eyes.
"Hello, I, I'm from Honghai No. 4 Middle School." The girl said that she met Xu Sheng's eyes and paused shyly for two seconds. She couldn't say any more, and only handed over the note in her hand.
Apparently on the note was contact information or something.
Although now in Shao Zhan's body, Xu Sheng has received these hints from childhood to adulthood, how can he not understand.
Xu Sheng's title of "women's friend" is not for nothing, he has always been very gentle towards girls, his emotional intelligence is not low, and even if he refuses, he refuses to be at a high level, so as not to let the other party get hung up on him, and even give him a favor. Vice President must have the illusion of being merciful: "Hello."
Xu Sheng just leaned against the column, and when he looked at her, the smile in his eyes did not diminish: "Is it for me?"
After all, it's not Xu Sheng's own skin. Shao Zhan's usually aloof appearance makes such an expression more impactful.
Under his gaze, the girl was so nervous that she couldn't speak.
Xu Sheng is planning to refuse politely, such as "You are very beautiful, are you playing a big adventure" to give the other person a step down in a joking tone. After a while, he is Shao Zhan, maybe Shao Zhan will like this one
Xu Sheng glanced at the girl again, she was good-looking, pretty and well-behaved.
Damn, how can there be such an understanding person in the world? !
…
Although this assumption always made him feel uncomfortable.
But Xu Sheng didn't delve into it and continued to ponder.
If he just chopped off Shao Zhan's peach blossom...
Xu Sheng was hesitating whether the note in front of him should be accepted or not. Just a second before his fingertips touched the note, Xu Sheng's hand was stopped by another hand that was stretched out from his side. It might not be accurate to say that it was stopped. Squeeze, to be precise.
Shao Zhan's hand was on the back of his hand.
"I'm sorry." Apart from the warm palm pressing on the back of his hand, Xu Sheng heard an emotionless, slightly cold voice, "He doesn't make friends."
Xu Sheng: "…"
The girl was also sluggish: "..."
After Shao Zhan finished speaking, he asked again, "Is there anything else?"
"No... no more." The girl withdrew her hand and carried the note behind her back. It's rare that there is no embarrassment of being rejected, mainly because it is another handsome guy who came to block the note. It's hard to be embarrassed by this scene.
Not only is it not embarrassing, in fact, it is a bit exciting.
At the same time, the girl and several other friends who were onlookers burst out with a "fuck" in their hearts.
This unfolds!
The most ignorant was Xu Sheng who was leaning on the column.
However, Shao Zhan didn't give him time to react. He moved his hand up, directly pinched Xu Sheng's wrist, and dragged him back into the team, keeping a distance from the girls behind him.
Shao Zhan let go of his hand, and when he walked back, he saw Xu Sheng smiling at the girl with his face on his face, and said coldly, "Explain."
Xu Sheng flicked his wrist: "Explain what?"
Xu Sheng thought that the explanation he wanted might be something like "Why do you want to destroy his image?" However, Shao Zhan glanced at him and said, "Do you usually chat with girls like this?"
"..." Xu Sheng felt that this conversation sounded like a kind of guilt, "Why did I chat, isn't it just a normal chat."
Shao Zhan did not want to comment.
Fine.
Xu Sheng explained: "I was about to refuse. Isn't this afraid that if it is the type you like, I will turn around and tear me apart."
After Xu Sheng finished speaking, he saw that Shao Zhan was silent for two seconds and said two words: "No."
Xu Sheng: "Not what?"
"Not my type."
Xu Sheng was stunned.
Even when the person in front finished the meal, he didn't pay attention to the next one. The cafeteria aunt banged with an iron spoon and asked loudly, "—Young man, what are you eating?"
After the girl in the back row retreated, her friend observed the two in front of them for a long time, and finally whispered in her ear: "Forget it, these days, handsome guys are all with handsome guys."
have eaten.
The scope of activities in the afternoon is to organize the housework in the bedroom.
The dormitory is divided into bunks and bunks, with a total of eight beds. There are only six people in their group, so there is no need to fight for the beds.
The head of the dormitory is Hou Jun.
Instructor Wang designated a dormitory in both the male and female dormitories to explain the internal affairs. After finishing the lecture from the female dormitory, Hou Jun took the lead in applauding when he entered the dormitory: "Welcome Instructor Wang!"
Xu Sheng didn't have a seat in the front row with more than a dozen people in the class. He sat on the empty bed outside the circle, with his long legs on the ground, and he was too lazy to listen to the instructor's set of rules.
Five minutes later, he couldn't sit still: "Report—"
Instructor Wang stopped: "Speak."
Xu Sheng: "Apply to go to the bathroom."
Instructor Wang was not strict, he continued to move his hands and said, "Go ahead."
Xu Sheng walked to the door and remembered that he was Shao Zhan now. In fact, the body swap this time was much more natural and skilled than the last time, and he didn't feel particularly uncomfortable. As a result, his behavior was too "Xu Sheng", and he was worried about Shao. Zhan thought he was really going to withdraw, but Xu Sheng stopped halfway.
He secretly gestured "five" to Shao Zhan at the door.
Means I'll just go out for five minutes, take a breath.
Shao Zhan opened his eyes and closed his eyes, ignoring him.
Xu Sheng went straight out of the single-family dormitory building and walked along the green road. The B area where Honghai No. 4 Middle School was located was not far away.
There are hidden paths between the apartment buildings and the apartment buildings, and there is a high wall outside. After being enclosed, the path becomes like an alley.
Xu Sheng walked forward for a while, and was about to turn back when he accidentally saw a few students in the alley-like path.
Wearing a green military training uniform should be from Honghai No. 4 Middle School.
The one in the lead had also dyed a few strands of yellow hair, wore earrings, and was squatting in the "alley" to smoke.
Several people didn't know what they were talking about, and they could vaguely catch a few short swear words from the chatter and laughter.
Xu Sheng has heard the name Honghai No. 4 Middle School before. It is famous for its slightly chaotic school discipline and school spirit. The teachers don't care about the students. On Fridays, people will be "teaching" people around the school.
Xu Sheng didn't linger, and was about to leave when the one who smoked put out the cigarette and raised his eyes alertly to look outside the alley.
I don't know if it was Xu Sheng's illusion. When the smoking man saw him, his eyes didn't look away immediately, but fixed on him. Then the man seemed to smile and took two steps forward. The tone of voice is unclear: "... Shao Zhan?"
Xu Sheng: "...?"