The two began to undress.
Shao Zhan took off the rubber gloves, and took off his shirt and overalls again and again. When he took off the insulating suit that Xu Sheng was wearing, Shao Zhan lowered his head and saw that Xu Sheng was wearing a black low Waist jeans.
hole.
There are two marks on the upper side of the knee, the teenager's legs are thin, and there are several creases when walking, and the denim fabric outlines the shape of the legs.
Xu Sheng's dressing style is as flamboyant as he is most of the time.
Shao Zhan raised his hand.
However, after Xu Sheng said "touch yourself", facing Shao Zhan's finger that almost touched the base of his thigh, he suddenly seemed to have been struck by an extremely subtle lightning strike again, causing a numb touch, and he immediately I regretted it, coughed and said, "... I'll do it myself."
Shao Zhan had no objection. His knuckles twitched slightly, and then he changed lanes halfway, hanging to his side: "Then you touch."
"… "
Obviously his own body.
Why did the words come out of Shao Zhan's mouth, but he felt like he wanted to insult him
Xu Sheng took two steps forward, and Shao Zhan was leaning against the wall.
The two have exchanged identities now. Xu Sheng is a little taller than Shao Zhan, and he directly covers Shao Zhan after stepping forward. At first glance, it looks like he is pressing someone against the wall.
Xu Sheng suddenly felt that it might not be so wise for him to touch this proposal himself.
...because he is Shao Zhan now.
Xu Sheng stretched out the edge of the pocket with his sharply articulated hand that belonged to Shao Zhan, and slowly put his fingers in.
A bit of a mess in my head.
Ignore the question of who is who.
There is no doubt that the scene in front of him is that Shao Zhan is pressing Xu Sheng against the wall and doing something to him, and Xu Sheng has no intention of resisting at all.
Xu Sheng probed down a little further, and only then did he touch the back of the phone. He took a breath and hooked his fingers on the body to take out the phone.
When he recovered from the stimulation of the thunderbolt, he remembered that when he was shopping for clothes, there was a line in the advertisement that promised a full refund for no lightning protection.
[Insulation clothing store]: Dear, hello.
[S]: Not very good.
[Insulation clothing store]: Seeing that you have already received the goods, is there any problem with the product~
[S]: Your clothes are not mine-proof.
In the face of Xu Sheng's accusation, the store's customer service was obviously stunned.
[Insulation clothing store]: Our clothes are made of professional lightning protection and pressure protection materials. I would take the liberty to ask, if you say it is not lightning protection, has the lightning struck you
[Insulation Clothing Store]: You... Would you like to prove that you were struck by lightning
Xu Sheng: "…"
Where does he go to prove it.
Shao Zhan saw the chat interface clearly: "If you continue to chat, the store will suspect that you are here to touch porcelain."
Xu Sheng: "Fuck."
"The bedroom," Shao Zhan said again, "are you still changing?"
After the exchange, many things need to be considered, the bedroom, the mobile phone, the seat.
After the previous exchange, Xu Sheng completely destroyed the Shao Zhan people and established the image of a people-friendly learning god. After that, the Green Boat Base incident brought the relationship between the learning god and the class collective. Hou Jun and the others Those people were not afraid of Shao Zhan at all, and even dared to make fun of him.
When encountering a question that is not good, Brother Zhan called him very kindly.
The next Friday, before self-study.
Xu Sheng sat on Shao Zhan's seat with mixed feelings, and just opened a page of a familiar and unfamiliar vocabulary booklet, Hou Jun rushed over: "Brother Zhan!"
Xu Sheng's right eyelid jumped suddenly.
Sure enough, in the next second, Hou Jun took out a chemistry workbook from behind: "Brother Zhan, I don't quite understand the homework I left yesterday, the last question of the last experiment question, I discussed with Tan Kai for a long time, and he also I don't know how to write it, can you help me with pointers?"
Xu Sheng actually wanted to ask him, chemistry, do you have homework.
No, was there a chemistry class yesterday
A lot of thoughts popped up in Xu Sheng's mind for a while.
However, he quickly adjusted his professional quality and excellent mentality, and pretended to be calm to face Hou Jun.
He didn't know which page the homework was on, so he raised his chin and said, "Open it."
Hou Jun opened the exercise book, bent down by the way, and respectfully handed the prepared pen to Shao Zhan: "Brother, please."
Before Xu Sheng went out, Shao Zhan said that he would come over in a few minutes.
Xu Sheng took the pen handed by Hou Jun with one hand, and within a few minutes, the other hand reached into the table, opened the screen of the mobile phone, and typed quickly.
- If you don't arrive at the classroom within a minute, just wait to collect your body.
"Before talking about this question, I hope you reflect on yourself first."
"Why not?" While waiting for Shao Zhan to come over, Xu Sheng could only try his best to delay the time. He hooked his pen and said, "It's because you didn't understand the knowledge of the previous class thoroughly enough."
Hou Jun bowed his head in shame: "Just thinking about my new sneakers, I really didn't listen well in the last class..."
Xu Sheng, a man who never attended lectures, advised: "Listen well next time."
Xu Sheng said again: "This question, wait for Xu Sheng to come over and explain it to you."
Hou Jun: "Huh?"
Hou Jun wondered if he had heard it wrong.
Wait for what Xu Sheng is doing.
That Xu Sheng who failed evenly
Shao Zhan rushed to the classroom when he received the news, and when he arrived at the back door of the classroom, he happened to hear Xu Sheng say: "I just told him last night, in order to investigate how well he has mastered the knowledge taught by me, this You ask him to tell you the question."
Hou Jun nodded: "Well, I didn't expect Brother Sheng to love learning so much recently."
Shao Zhan: "..."
"How did I teach you yesterday," Xu Sheng put the pen into the hands of Shao Zhan, who had just arrived. "The best way to consolidate knowledge is to repeat it to other students."
If Gao Zhibo heard this, he might be in a trance all day.
That's not what Xue Shen said last time.
It is said that the most important thing in good learning is independent thinking - where is independent thinking
Hou Jun's last question was to answer the chemical equation.
Shao Zhan circled the key points three or two times, then wrote a line with his left hand, and said concisely: "Here, write the catalyst. Heat."
Compared with how to write this topic, Hou Jun's thoughts wandered. The question he is more entangled in now is: In the early morning, he was actually listening to Xu Sheng and giving him a topic.
Hou Jun couldn't concentrate.
Is there anything more magical than this.
Hou Jun praised unconsciously: "Brother Sheng, your problem-solving ideas are very clear."
Shao Zhan put down his pen and glanced at Xu Sheng intentionally or unintentionally: "It's all the teacher who taught me well."
Teacher Xu Sheng did not dare to speak.
When Hou Jun returned to his seat with the exercise book, Xu Sheng and Shao Zhan let out a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, today's course is no different from the previous days. In addition to the new content, I will also bring some things I talked about before for a simple review. It was the first time that this kind of body swap happened until after the monthly exam. The two had a lot of experience in how to play each other. After Shao Zhan finished the classwork, he passed it to Xu Sheng.
Xu Sheng couldn't play with his mobile phone, so he was forced to listen to lectures, and every now and then he had to be called up by the teacher to answer questions.
Among them is a representative figure - Zhou Yuan.
Zhou Yuan particularly likes Shao Zhan, especially the further the mathematics course progresses, the more he will be able to give the students a few complex problems that are very difficult to solve.
In the last math class before school, Zhou Yuan turned the PPT to the last page - another comprehensive question!
Zhou Yuan: "In the last ten minutes, let me see who of you can do it."
Zhou Yuan said this, holding a small piece of chalk in his hand, the piece of chalk threw a parabola in the air, and finally hit "Xu Sheng" on the head: "Put down the phone."
Shao Zhan cut out the Sudoku interface.
Zhou Yuan added: "Shao Zhan, come up and do this question."
Xu Sheng held his chin. Although he looked like he was listening to the lecture seriously, in fact, he didn't know where his thoughts were going. Shao Zhan touched him with his elbow before he regained his senses: "… ah?"
Xu Sheng didn't want to go up.
Go crazy.
Even if Shao Zhan could send him an answer in the name of going to the bathroom later, his words would not be clear if they appeared on the blackboard.
Xu Sheng also touched Shao Zhan, meaning: what to do.
When Xu Sheng hesitated, Zhou Yuan asked him proudly, "How did I get this question today?"
Xu Sheng thoughtfully said, "There are levels."
Zhou Yuan: "Then come up quickly."
Xu Sheng: "…"
Xu Sheng felt like he was being pushed to the edge of a cliff every day.
Shao Zhan just wanted to remind him that he could pretend to be unwell and not be able to take the stage.
But Xu Sheng's brain turned faster than his, and in a hurry, he showed his survival instinct, grabbed Shao Zhan's hand, and raised "Xu Sheng"'s hand high: "Teacher, I said at the same table. He really wants to come on stage and solve problems, and I hope you can give him a chance."
"..." Shao Zhan's hand was caught by him, and he said after two seconds of silence, "You just sold me like that."
Xu Sheng has no psychological burden: "You are not Xu Sheng, at most it is me selling myself."
Xu Sheng said again: "I'm not helping you here."
At this point, it is impossible to tell who the two are selling who.
After Hou Jun, Zhou Yuan also ushered in a "highlight" moment in his life.
His ignorant student, Xu Sheng, who may not even understand the problem, actually took the initiative to apply for the stage to solve the problem.
Zhou Yuan choked, thinking that no matter what, he can't dampen the enthusiasm of the students, so he said, "...you, then come up."
What else can Shao Zhan do
Shao Zhan had no choice but to go to the blackboard, imitating Xu Sheng's answering style, and then he didn't move after writing down the colon.
He has captured the essence.
In the end, Shao Zhan ended up being smashed off the stage by Zhou Yuan with a chalk tip, and several colorful chalk tips drew several curves in the air: "Xu Sheng, you play with me, when you hand in your homework, write to relieve your anger. It's not enough, you just want to come up and show your crooked interpretation, right - get off me!"
This question directly became an after-class reflection question.
"Don't think that you can relax on weekends, you should make good use of weekend time."
After finishing speaking, Zhou Yuan called "Shao Zhan" over by the way. Shao Zhan and other students have slightly different homework. He can't give them some real problems, let alone the pile of competition questions: "Shao Zhan" Zhan, come here and I'll give you a few questions alone."
After Xu Sheng went out, Shao Zhan took out the mobile phone under the book.
There are two new messages in the notification bar of the phone.
The two of them also changed their phones this time, but before they could switch accounts, Xu Sheng's WeChat was still his own, with an "S" in the nickname column.
The avatar is still the silhouette.
The fingerprint unlock was too fast, and the moment he picked up the phone, the lock was unlocked, and two new messages were reflected in Shao Zhan's eyes.
Kang Kai: Help.
Kang Kai: One hundred thousand urgent, you hurry to come.