Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 1: Stand-in lover Bai Yueguang

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When Luo Jiujiang opened his eyes, he only felt a weakness that made him feel quite fresh and unfamiliar.

You know, Luo Jiujiang has been practicing swordsmanship since childhood. Not to mention his later body of the Sword God, which was full of the power of yin and yang, his body strength was much stronger than his current body when he was young.

He tried to stretch his limbs, sat up from the bed with his arms propped up, and squeezed the muscles on his left arm with his right hand.

"Wow, cotton." Luo Jiujiang sighed in surprise.

System 5555: [I chose a 23-year-old male body with a normal body fat rate for the host, please face the gap between ordinary humans and you]

Luo Jiujiang laughed, and he replied kindly and sincerely: [But I'm just an ordinary human. ]

System 5555: […]

To be honest, System 5555 doesn't want to talk.

Ordinary human beings will not directly separate the data-based ontology of the system in 0.0037 seconds in the face of an unscientific event like the upper body of the system.

They will not forcibly oppress the system and sign a series of terms that humiliate the country after stripping the system itself.

The blame system 5555 was so blind at the time that it mistook the pearl for a fish-eye and the tiger as an orange cat. When looking for the location, it was not optimistic, and jumped directly to this evil spirit.

What's the difference between this and a moth to a fire and throwing yourself into the net!

One of the clauses that the system was forced to sign, which was to humiliate the country, was to require the system 5555 to do its best to find a suitable body for the host, help him enter this world, and then hide from the eyes of the world's will.

Because the original body of this great god is too arrogant, if he does not adopt the method of boarding, he will not be able to get the world pass at all.

—By the way, the last time this great god used his original body to enter a certain world, he was chased and beaten by the will of the world.

Even if the physics of that world has been in decline for a long time, it has already evolved into a sports world. In diving, there have been 1800 Baidu upward volley flips, drill-type falling into the water with zero splash, ballet little swan-type thirty-two whipping into the water with one foot, etc. situation, but…

But this great god sucked up the water of an entire swimming pool, formed a huge swimming dragon and wrapped him in it, driving the dragon to swim around the field three times, is it too contempt for this world? Gravity formulas and fluid mechanics

And then this person is actually too embarrassed to say that it is to commemorate his eternal love

System 5555 was blacklisted by the will of the world on the spot. As the culprit, the great god did not change his face about this situation, and was obviously used to this kind of treatment.

System 5555 felt bad on the spot. After a quick search on the system's intranet, it was found that the body of this great god had been included in a long list of worlds to be denied entry.

... How many worlds has he offended!

That is to say, the system 5555 didn't have time to download the quality three-link material package when it left the factory, otherwise he would have to... Speaking of which, he could know why such a thing was sold in the system-specific mall.

Just to guard against such a host!

Luo Jiujiang didn't know the system's slander, and even if he did, he probably wouldn't take it seriously.

The first time he possessed a body, he felt pretty good about himself, and asked the system in a pleasant way: [Let me get a general understanding of the situation here. ]

System 5555 pulls out the background information of this character to him: [Character information is being called out... ]

[call out successfully]

The materials are written in text and displayed in front of Luo Jiujiang with a projected light screen. Luo Jiujiang was not very surprised by this, nor would he raise the objection of "why there is no way of inheriting memory".

As a sword god of a world, of course he knows that people have three souls and seven souls, and the memory is dominated by the main soul. If you save other people's memories and make them into readable hard disks, you have to disassemble the soul again.

Generally, there is no particularly big hatred, and they will not do this.

Seeing his calm reaction, the system couldn't help but recall the few hosts he had brought before, and finally admitted that it was indeed more convenient for those who knew what to do.

Luo Jiujiang flipped the screen up and down and read the original owner's story.

When he saw the beginning, he thought it was a love story, and when he saw the middle, he thought it was a warning, but when he saw the end, he found that it was basically a crime documentary.

The original owner's name was Shen Qingjiang, and the target's name was Shao Lan.

In a nutshell, this is a story in which the original owner had an unfortunate encounter with Shao Lan on the street.

While at the original host university, his parents were killed in a car accident. Even if he received a large amount of compensation, the lack of family affection is something that no amount of money can make up for.

It was at this time that Shao Lan took advantage of it.

At first, the original owner was very happy that he had found the right lover. The other party was handsome, tall, successful in his career and personable.

He filled the vacant feelings of the original owner.

Although her boyfriend's personality is a bit of a habit of speaking out, it is inevitable to think that Shao Lan is in a high position at a young age.

But what made the original owner suspicious all the time was that Shao Lan always cared for his face more than a lover... or rather, concerned.

Although the explanation given by the other party was that he fell in love with the original owner at first sight and liked the appearance of the original body very much, but the original owner still felt wrong. He will never forget the scene when Shao Lan was furious with himself when he accidentally bruised his cheek.

Shao Lan later apologized to him, telling him that he just cared too much about him, and was very flustered when he saw the original owner was injured. But that unusual anger still planted the seeds of doubt in the original owner's heart.

Luo Jiujiang sighed slightly when he saw this: [This Shao Lan has a problem. Sometimes, trusting your gut is not a bad thing and can even save your life in a pinch. ]

System 5555 does not refute this.

[By the way, where are we now? How far is it from this Shao Lan? ]

The system replied in a straight-forward manner: [Location shows that you are currently located in Shao Lan's villa, within 500 meters of the target person. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… eh? Are they reconciled? Are you still together now? ]

He stopped talking and continued to look down.

The original owner's intuition was actually fine. One day, the original owner found a photo in Shao Lan's study.

The boy in the photo is 80% similar to the original owner.

Coincidentally, when he accompanied Shao Lan to a friend's party that night, a young and beautiful lady told him that the real brand was about to return to China.

There was an ominous premonition in the original owner's heart. He tried to continue to deal with this woman, but he didn't expect that the other party was quite impatient. After just a few rounds, the original owner was slapped in the face in public.

The crisp sound of that slap resounded throughout the box, and Shao Lan rushed to the two of them immediately. Before the original owner had a complicated feeling in his heart, Shao Lan was furious, first pushed the woman away, and then reprimanded the original owner for not protecting his face.

The original owner looked into his eyes and suddenly realized where his only utility was.

His heart was completely cold, and he wanted to find a quiet place to talk to Shao Lan about breaking up. Unexpectedly, the other party was quite resistant to this topic, and put the original owner into the car on the spot, and then drove away.

He told the original owner to "go to a place where we can talk quietly", and the original owner agreed to this matter thinking about getting together and leaving. Unexpectedly, he brought the original owner back to his home.

He imprisoned the original owner in the villa's room and fasted for three days until the original owner was forced to submit.

The funny thing is that during these three days, the original owner saw a worker transporting a piano to the main villa through the one-way window glass. a pianist.

Then on the morning of the third day, the original owner watched Shao Langzhen lead a figure into the villa through the sealed window glass.

The record on the light screen was broken here. Luo Jiujiang flicked his finger twice and found that there was no text, and asked the system 5555 doubtfully: [It's over? ]

[No, the following content involves the personal privacy of customers, and because it includes the details of criminal acts, it is officially protected by the world, so it is inconvenient to leak. ]

Luo Jiujiang twitched the corners of his mouth, and an unpleasant meaning slowly rose in his heart: [Can you briefly summarize it? ]

this is okay.

The system summed it up in one word: [The target of the mission was rejected by Bai Yueguang, became angry, and violated the client that night. After that, the client saw that the machine was soft and regained the food that could sustain his life, but he was not free. For several years, the client was under close physical surveillance, accompanied by compulsive sex, until the client committed suicide. ]

[According to the autopsy report of the original owner, the left canine tooth was broken and the second premolar was loose before the original owner died; the first and second premolars on the right fell off. The left arm has a fractured old injury, the shoulders on both sides have been habitually dislocated, and there is blood accumulation in the frontal lobe, which is caused by the impact of external force. There are signs of multiple organ failure. ]

System 5555 detected several changes in Luo Jiujiang's expression, and could not help reminding: [You promised me at the time that you would cooperate with me. I find a suitable body for you, you fulfill your client's wishes, and you get regret points from the target person. ]

Luo Jiujiang fully agrees with this. At this time, his killing intent was boiling: [Definitely. It's not enough for people to be angry that such scum is not killed - you wait for me to go to the kitchen for a knife, 36,000 knives are a lot, I promise to make this 'mission target' regret his birth tonight. ]

System: [… Wait, calm down. ]

System: [First suggestion, please don't violate the laws of this world! ]

System: [No, what we mean by regret is not to make the mission target regret his birth! ]

Luo Jiujiang said curiously: [Isn't it regretting that he was born? ]

System: [… I don’t know, no host has tried this yet. ]

Looking at Luo Jiujiang, it still looked a little indifferent, and hurriedly added: [The customer in this world is a kind and lawful person. Although the customer has entered the reincarnation process, please keep your reputation for the customer! ]

System 5555 had no illusions about such illusory concepts such as "clear name" and "persistence", but he didn't expect this great god to be persuaded by these words.

Maybe it has something to do with the Taoism of this great god.

"Well, if it is the last wish of this young master Shen to remain innocent in the world, then I respect it." Luo Jiujiang sighed and compromised: [I will not use this method for that Shao Lan for the time being. ]

The system breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pursued the victory: [And if your behavior is too far from the world's 'Shen Qingjiang', you may be rejected by the world's will again. Please think twice! ]

[Don't think twice, I promise, I won't cut him. ] Luo Jiujiang said coldly.

The red warning light that flashed repeatedly in the 5555's internal programming finally calmed down because of Luo Jiujiang's words.

Luo Jiujiang clenched and loosened his hands in turn, probably from the degree of muscle appearance, he initially grasped the strength of this body.

He rolled up his sleeves, unbuttoned his neckline and looked at it, but found no traces of reverie on his skin.

[System, what time is it now? ]

[The afternoon of the second day you were locked into the villa. Tomorrow's target person Bai Yueguang will visit. ] In other words, the first rape has not yet occurred.

[Then get out first. ] Luo Jiujiang made a decision easily, but when he was putting on his shoes, he suddenly remembered another question: [By the way, I have always only read the written data, what do Shao Lan and that Bai Yueguang look like? ]

The system silently projected two faces on the air screen, and Luo Jiujiang was completely stunned when he saw it.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Qianling

Isn't that Bai Yueguang's appearance exactly the appearance of his Taoist companion, Han Qianling

Wait a minute, it is said that the client was hit by this accident because he looked like Bai Yueguang

Luo Jiujiang got out of bed decisively, immediately found the mirror and glanced in, and then the whole person was stunned.

I don't know if it's because of Luo Jiujiang's soul possessed, this "Shen Qingjiang" looks like Han Qianling eight parts, but also Luo Jiujiang himself two parts.

In other words, if this face were taken to the world he was in, he would probably be recognized by all acquaintances as the son born to him and Han Qianling.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Luo Jiujiang touched his face and said with emotion: "It's exciting, it's too exciting..."

system:[… ]

The system reminded him: [Host, are you not getting away? ]

[Run what run! ] Luo Jiujiang asserted: [Qianling is coming tomorrow, then why am I leaving! ]

System: [… ] As expected of a legendary god who walks the tightrope for love, lifts the bridge for love, and defies the gravity of the world for love.

If possible, 5555 doesn't want to talk to him. However, due to the requirements of its own core coding, the system was forced to warn: [Remind the host that Shao Lan will enter your room tonight and have a brief conversation with you. ]

[That's fine. ] Luo Jiujiang said decisively: [I just need a suona. ]

System: [… Excuse me, a what? ]

[Suona. Suona, don't you know, it's the kind of trumpet that is blown by dripping and humming. ]

System: [… ] What do you want the loudspeaker for? Do you stand at the head of someone’s bed in the middle of the night to mourn

With just two words and one noun, it has already smelled the aura of trouble coming from the mountains and rains!

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