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Chapter 100: Wilderness anchor x Guwu swordsman

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Don't talk about Han Qianling now, even the system residing in Luo Jiujiang's mind at this time, as well as the audience across the screen, were stunned by Luo Jiujiang's fancy operations.

The system started the rating process on the spot, and gave Luo Jiujiang a score for his acting skills that had been judged countless times.

[Congratulations to the host, your acting skills exceeded 1% of the hosts and won the title of 'not acting at all'. ]

After broadcasting the built-in electronic sound, the system couldn't help but be overwhelmed with emotion: [This announcement, I seem to have to tell the host once in every world. ]

Could it be that "not acting at all" is a built-in basic attribute point of Luo Jiujiang

Luo Jiujiang was repeatedly mentioned by the system several times, and he couldn't help but feel a little curious: [You said that I defeated 1% of the hosts, I don't know who the 1% is? ]

The system answered honestly: [To be honest with you, there is no such 1% at all. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

System: [This is a white lie, or you can understand it as a face project. Anyway, our worst performance here is 1%, just like you can only beat 99% of computers with 390 software. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

The system sincerely said: [Your acting skills can only beat 1% forever. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

Similarly, just like Luo Jiujiang couldn't hide his curiosity, it was really difficult for the system to suppress his desire to explore.

[Speaking of... I don't know how the host did it? ]

Luo Jiujiang couldn't understand what it meant: [What? ]

[Generally speaking, even a host with poor acting skills will gradually improve, or at least improve, after systematic counseling, actual combat experience, and several consecutive worlds. ]

Having said that, the system paused subtly, as if taking a human breath.

[Only you. ] It sadly announced: [Only your acting skills are visibly deteriorating step by step! ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

The system sent good news to Luo Jiujiang: [Congratulations on your acting skills in the first world, defeating yourself in this world. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

Not to mention the routine sand sculpture dialogue between the system and Luo Jiujiang. On the other side, the audience was also speechless in the face of the scene in front of them.

According to their experience, this kind of forward itinerary with a set goal is usually the same as a landscape documentary. If there is no commentary, it is generally boring.

For the purpose of saving physical strength, wilderness anchors will not chatter like common game anchors and song and dance anchors. They will only stop at certain moments to explain some species or describe their mood in detail.

Experienced viewers have learned to pass the time by chatting at times like these.

Coincidentally, when Luo Jiujiang fell, someone just mentioned Luo Jiujiang's superb porcelain touch technique.

- "Anchor I'm really interested in your porcelain touch technique, I wonder if you can teach me?"

Almost only at the moment when this barrage was sent out, Luo Jiujiang shouted "I'm not physically strong", and then fell down!

Audiences:"… "

They were stunned in front of the screen!

Even the picture on the screen was much cleaner for a while.

Feeling the shock of this situation like a wild horse, completely out of control, this live broadcast room, which accommodated tens of millions of viewers at the same time, was silent for a moment.

It was not until the next moment that the old irons who responded did not give their own responses.

- "Iron juice: Anchor, please teach me to touch porcelain.

Anchor [biaji falls]: What are you talking about? What is touch porcelain

Iron Juice: Yes, yes, this is it! "

- "I was shocked to the point of being dumbfounded and speechless for a radius of 500 miles. It was a long, silent and silent sky. There was no thunder, and it was like a long night."

- "My God, I can't stand it anymore, Han Shen, hurry up and beat him!"

It is impossible to do something to Luo Jiujiang, and it is impossible for Han Qianling to do anything to Luo Jiujiang, who is lying on the ground.

How could he beat Luo Jiujiang, especially now that the other party had fallen to the ground weakly, so weak, pitiful and helpless.

- It's so special.

Anyway, Han Qianling meticulously brought his own filter.

Although he was equally astonished, he was the first to react before anyone else. After realizing what Luo Jiujiang had done, he turned his face and coughed abruptly.

This time, Han Qianling's ears did not turn red.

But Luo Jiujiang saw keenly that he was trying hard to flatten the corners of his mouth, so as not to let himself smile too happily and his eyes too bright.

Luo Jiujiang subconsciously clenched the wristband of the moonlight silk again, and even the blood flow was a little faster than usual.

This Qianling... is indeed too young and too cute.

Han Qianling quickly took off the backpack behind him and held it in his hand, and at the same time signaled to Luo Jiujiang solemnly: "Come on my back, it won't delay the trip."

Luo Jiujiang smiled and took the backpack from Han Qianling's hand first.

He also took off the backpack on his shoulder and copied it in his hand at will. After Han Qianling carried him to his back, Luo Jiujiang put his hands around Han Qianling's neck again...

Um? hands

Han Qianling turned his head subconsciously and saw two bulging backpacks floating in the air at this time.

Han Qianling: "..."

In the form of gasification, using internal force to directly lift the backpack into the air, and follow along, it is really hard for Luo Jiujiang, a person who is physically weak.

Luo Jiujiang said very calmly: "That's right, I can't use this technique on myself - just like people can't lift themselves by their hair, right?"

Han Qianling pressed his conscience of rebellion and firmly said yes.

After speaking, he turned his head and looked straight ahead, without looking sideways, and flew forward with light footsteps.

And the hands behind him that went around Luo Jiujiang's waist tightened the man on his back.

However, Han Qianling could suppress his uneasy conscience, but he couldn't suppress the barrage that was already overflowing.

They talked in unison, and unified the battle flag.

- "The anchor is talking nonsense with his eyes open! Internal force is inherently anti-gravity! Why can't you transport people if you can transport bags!"

- "Cold God, open your eyes! This man is just lying to your back!"

- "The anchor answered me, does your conscience really not hurt?!"

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Luo Jiujiang's conscience didn't hurt at all.

Not only did his conscience not hurt at all, but he was also very happy.

He was in a good mood, refreshed, and walked like a flying... er, I felt the walking like a flying in Han Qianling.

Under the fluttering happiness, he even began to fulfill his obligations as an anchor, and began to explain some common sense of wilderness survival to the audience.

Of course, I don't know why, those common senses were told by him, how they sounded strange, how they sounded, but they didn't feel like taste.

For example, like now...

Luo Jiujiang cheerfully pointed at the camera to popularize science: "If you have appeared in a dense forest like me, the first thing we have to do is to determine the direction we are going to move forward."

"As for this judgment process... Let me demonstrate it for you."

Smiling at the camera, Luo Jiujiang lowered his head and patted Han Qianling's shoulder lightly: "Han Shen, where is the south, where is the north, where are we going next, and how are we going?"

Han Qianling: "..."

Audiences:"… "

Nima, you'd better shut up, you don't need to demonstrate!

Luo Jiujiang was carried on his back by Han Qianling, his chest pressed against the opponent's back. He could feel Qian Ling's body shaking slightly, as if it was hard to hold back a smile.

But the next moment, Han Qianling still answered all Luo Jiujiang's questions solemnly.

"The front right is the south, and the rear left is the north. Let's go find the heart bear."

Having said that, Han Qianling paused and pondered for a while: "If you leave... you just need to be on my back and be carried by me."

He smiled lightly, as if he had given up all his face and integrity: "You are exhausted, don't worry about so many things."

Audiences:"… "

If the cold god is ironic, then they can understand.

But no! Hanshen's expression, Hanshen's voice, and Hanshen's smile are all so sincere!

He really felt that the man on his back, the man who was still flying with his backpack with his own internal strength, was so weak, clean, and physically weak!

Why is this! They're going to make trouble!

system:"… "

System 5555 suddenly realized that after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling met, although the filters of the two people increased every day, there was one very important thing, but it was inversely proportional and gradually decreased.

That's the face of the two of them.

Sure enough, things gather like similar people, and people are divided into groups; those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to Mo are black.

Luo Jiujiang didn't care and continued his explanation: "In such a jungle, there are usually branches or vines blocking the way in front of you. Here, I recommend two solutions."

"Next, I will show you in turn."

"The first one, you can put the internal force out of the body, force the edge of the internal force into the shape of a blade, choose a suitable size with itself as the center of the circle, and maintain the external force of this layer as an arc. Look, just like now, As we move forward, the internal force will spontaneously cut through the obstacles ahead."

Some people give complaints in due course.

- "Let me translate: Simply put, it's a layered Gundam."

- "But that Gundam is a rare thing, how can everyone have it?"

Luo Jiujiang smiled and said: "The second method, you can do this when you have free hands. Force the external force to form a line, and gently wave it with your finger—"

With his movements, all the twigs and vines within a mile ahead were all broken, and the whole road was as clean as if it had been burned by a laser cannon.

audience:"… "

What a terrifying killer this is!

Seeing that Han Shen is still able to keep his face and heart beating, he really has a big heart as calm as a cannon pier.

Han Qianling, who was very receptive, raised his eyes and glanced at the clean road ahead, without making any radical expressions.

His voice remained steady and reassuring.

"I'll add that there's a third way."

After he finished speaking, he clasped Luo Jiujiang behind his back with one hand, and raised his hand, using the exact same posture as Luo Jiujiang, he also swept a large area in front of him.

Audiences:"… "

Han Qianling said indifferently: "The third method is, leave it alone and let me come."