The system has experienced so many task worlds, and it is the first time that it knows that luck can still be drawn.
It sent out a crackling electronic sound in Luo Jiujiang's mind, which sounded like a spark: [Host, how did you do it? ! ]
Having been with the system for a long time, Luo Jiujiang can easily distinguish its emotions, such as the amazement and shock at the moment.
[It's very simple, just divide it into three steps, see, hold, and take out. ]
[You have to calm down and watch carefully until you look into the deepest part of his soul. ]
Luo Jiujiang has no intention of hiding his privacy. For the system's advice, he poured his money into it, [I enter the Dao with a knife, so as long as I hold the knife, I can see where everything comes from. ]
[The remaining two steps can be directly combined, you reach out and hold it, then take it out and throw it away. ]
5555: [… is it a bit of a waste? ]
And it doesn't get it at all!
Looking at Luo Jiujiang's face full of meaning, the system couldn't help but feel ashamed - is this the legendary "you won't copy the answer given the reference"
Fortunately, it has long learned the truth from life experience, "Never discuss technology with the ultimate open-minded person like Luo Jiujiang".
Therefore, even in the face of this enigmatic reference answer, the system still accepts it well.
The only thing that makes it incomprehensible is...
[But, the host...] System 5555 said hesitantly, [The hand you put in your pocket seems to be holding a nail clipper, right? ]
It can't understand, it can't bear it. Under Luo Jiujiang's outrageous actions, it has to make a voice from the heart of the soul: [Host, nail clippers... are they also knives? ]
Luo Jiujiang: […] He choked.
After taking a deep breath of silence, Luo Jiujiang slowly said: [Actually, you don't need to observe so carefully, you must know that thinking too much is asking for trouble. ]
The system was thoughtful after listening to it, and was deeply taught.
At this point, the 5555 has only one last question to ask.
[But I'm still wondering why you're holding a nail clipper. ]
[…] Luo Jiujiang couldn’t resist its insistence, so he had to answer truthfully: [The knife was in my heart long ago, and there is no need for a physical body. ]
[I am holding the nail clippers for the occasion. After all, this is the most knife-like thing on my body, except for the collar pin on my chest. ]
After a short pause, Luo Jiujiang added understandingly: [If this matter makes you so entangled, then I will carry a fruit knife with me next time. ]
system:[… ]
It was a little moved, and a little unbelievable. I couldn't believe that its host had such a considerate moment.
But in the next second, its thoughtfulness turned to fly ash.
Because Luo Jiujiang, after referring to the opinions of the system, thought that it would be a waste to just throw away luck.
So he re-collected the luck that had not escaped cleanly, and kindly knocked on the system's case: [Can you try to communicate with this world, and package and mail this luck to Ye Lianjiang, who is reincarnated? ]
system:[… ]
While scolding itself in the logic operation module, it is really talkative, while trying to wake up the host's conscience: [What do you think, in what name do I want to say this to the world? ]
Luo Jiujiang thought for a while: [In the name of criminal compensation? ]
system:[… ]
It dryly reminded Luo Jiujiang: [Host, this is the only world that has not blocked me since I followed you. ]
Luo Jiujiang was stunned for a moment: [If you greet me politely, will I also be blocked by the world? ]
The system was very hesitant, wondering whether to tell the host that this request sounded too much.
It is ready to sacrifice its life for righteousness, and with a tragic mood, in the spirit of taking the initiative to bomb the bunker, it seeks to block itself... Ah no, to communicate with the world.
But what the system did not expect was that his host completely changed his mind after a moment of indifference.
[That's when I didn't say that. ] Luo Jiujiang took this group of luck on his body and did not mention this topic again.
The system was so shocked that the eight infrared cameras opened, adding up to a total of sixty-four ghost images.
What is it, what has brought back the host's long-lost integrity! What is it, what is the conscience that makes the host shrivelled!
It asked these words inadvertently, and then got an answer from the host.
Luo Jiujiang's answer is meaningful: [Because I have learned programming languages. ]
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For the mindless answer, the system took out a hundred times more focused experience than usual to observe how its host listened to the class.
Since Luo Jiujiang is just an auditor, and he is also an auditor who does not need to take exams or hand in homework, the teacher never ignores him, and only occasionally answers difficult questions for him.
As for Han Qianling beside him—yes, the major social networking sites still can’t explain why Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang go to computer class together—before the class bell rang, he turned on the computer as usual. Comes with minesweeper game.
system:[… ]
It looks like he has completely given up on himself.
Look at Luo Jiujiang next to him: full of energy! very energetic! Full of energy!
I saw that Luo Jiujiang first opened the character editor, and then he had completed half of the character design and started 3D modeling - eh? Why is this character model so familiar
The proportions of the body, the silhouette of the back, the details of the face, the distribution of the facial features…
The system can no longer deceive itself, isn't this tm Han Qianling!
This is a Han Qianling with long hair fluttering, wearing ancient costumes, with a bright face, like a smile that has been registered by the host for an exclusive patent!
Countless pop-up windows appeared on the 5555 program page immediately, as if the uncontrollable desire to complain was raised in the human heart.
But everything was firmly pressed back by it.
it does not matter. The system thought calmly: Come on, hold on, I can still hold on.
Sure enough, after about twenty minutes of support, it waited for the dawn of victory.
Luo Jiujiang closed the character editor of "3D Hanqianling" and opened another editor's archive instead.
good, very good. 5555 faces Tongsheng with a smile - life is ups and downs, open and close. He believes that as long as he can persevere through the troughs of life, he will usher in a hillside full of golden sunshine.
Look, this new character has healthy wheat-colored skin; look, this new character is like a sword like frost and snow; look, what a handsome face this new character has... Anyway, he has the same face as the host.
If placed a year ago, System 5555 would have been shocked by the narcissism of its host.
However, now, it is just hanging a dreamy smile code, proudly watching the scene in front of it.
It's not easy, the idiot son of the landlord's family is finally able to break away from his child bride who is covered in filters and do something useful to himself.
What does a man look at his face and pinch himself a villain, don't women always put on their own makeup in front of the mirror
The system confidently outputs logic: This is really normal, as long as the host doesn't…
As long as the host him...
he…
The system suddenly freezes.
The host was so right before. The system grieved inwardly to admit it.
If he could have a real body, 5555 would definitely have two tears in his eyes at this time: The host said it before, I didn't have to observe it so carefully.
If 5555 didn't find out just now that "3D Luojiujiang" and "3D Hanqianling" were wearing the same couple's costume, how happy it would be now!
And if it doesn't do a good job of parsing the host's code, and finds that the host is madly wearing the same couple's underwear for both models, how happy it should be now.
endure. System 5555 swallowed all the tears and repeatedly persuaded itself in the thinking logic module.
- I have to be patient, to endure what the ordinary can't bear, and then I can achieve what the ordinary can't. As long as this host is sent away, I will be the first to write the program of the Turtle Breathing Exercise.
For the happiness of more systems, for more systems not to be afraid of encountering this kind of host, 5555 can!
It imagined itself as a mythical monkey suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and brought into its mind the big turtle that held up the sky with its four legs when Nüwa was filling the sky, and in a trance, the primordial spirit came out of the body, as if being pecked. Heart of Prometheus.
System 5555 waited, waited, waited for so long, and finally waited until Luo Jiujiang closed this page.
The 5555 can finally cool the overrunning CPU, as leisurely as a human breath.
-Um
Wait a moment? !
What are you doing, host? !
Why did you turn on 3D Hanqianling's character modeling again
wait, stop! Han Qianling's modeling is already perfect, don't zoom in, don't refine hair by hair - I @￥%&* can't tell the difference between the two, what's the point of you doing this? …
Later, in System 5555's best-selling book "Me and My Host", the description of the matter is as follows:
- "I'm so stupid, really. I spit out a scrapped messy code: I just know that in a world with Han Qianling, the host will show affection like crazy, wear filters, and don't know that he is facing All of the above can be done on a computer.”
— "As soon as the class bell rang, I focused my attention, specifically observed the host's actions, and let the host grow on its own. The host is very savage, and I can't control what he wants to do. He opens the character editor, and I just Pay attention to him with a hundred times more energy."
— "I saw him model his object first, then he built himself a character model in a couple's outfit, even the underwear in a couple's outfit. At the end, he refined the 3D model of his object hair by hair. "
- "I'm in a hurry. I don't know if he will trim the subject's leg hair with the same attitude. I really can't stand it after thinking about it, so I quickly stopped the host's extreme behavior..."
5555 finally couldn't help saving his spirit, and it said to Luo Jiujiang: [Host, can you change your job? ]
Luo Jiujiang is very talkative: [Then what kind of job do you think is better? ]
[You can change programming! ] The system is really recommended.
good idea! Luo Jiujiang immediately changed programming.
Five minutes later, he manipulated the computer in his hand and invaded the computer background of the next door Hanqianling, helping Hanqianling to pass the minesweeping array of 99 mines.
Ten minutes later, the code he wrote could release red hearts and fireworks on Hanqianling's computer screen.
Twenty minutes later, the 3D model of the couple he edited just now danced enthusiastically on Han Qianling's computer.
Luo Jiujiang said sincerely: [Sure enough, it is happier to change the way of working. System, thank you for your suggestion! ]
5555: […]
The bell for get out of class ended in three seconds, and the system fell forever in the dark night before dawn.
The system is dead, not wearing resurrection armor.
Don't ask where it will go, its journey is the furthest away from the couple.