As a new second-generation super-intelligent artificial system, 5555 is extremely humane.
Its humanity is shown in that it can fully learn and think independently, and can also complain about the best host, insult the scum target, and... be blinded alive in the light of show affection.
- The last function, the system 5555 itself does not want it.
That is to say, there is not yet a contribution number called "Best Host bot" among the network of the system, otherwise 5555 will definitely be able to make its host a popular sand sculpture of the year.
In addition to these extremely humane actions, 5555 is also very good at emotional regulation and self-balance.
In human terms, it will gloat.
What should I do if I get blinded by the host Xiu again? It doesn't matter, find a more unlucky person for dinner, and see that there are people in the world who are much more miserable than you, and I feel at ease.
This "unfortunate object" is naturally Qin Yunan.
After being repeatedly educated by facts, the system finally learned to make good use of its camera. Except for one of the cameras that was locked on the host as a recorder, the other seven high-definition cameras were moved to Qin Yunan's side.
It wants to take a good look at this big scum and bad luck series and talk about it for solace.
Then…
A day has passed...
Three days have passed...
a week has passed…
The system finally couldn't hold back, and asked Luo Jiujiang: [Host, did you choose the wrong target? How is it that the scum is not unlucky now? ]
After being drained of all your luck, shouldn’t you be walking on the ground and wrestling, eating half a bowl of sand, taking a shower without hot water, getting on the bus and discovering that you didn’t bring any change… etc. etc.
Why is Qin Yunan still alive in this world intact, except that he is very unwilling because he can no longer take advantage of Luo Jiujiang, it seems that he has not received other retribution.
[If I only took part of his luck, he would be like that now. ]
Luo Jiujiang is not surprised that 5555 will ask this question: [But because I took all his luck, he will only face such a dilemma at the end. ]
[Sorry, I don't understand, what are you talking about, host? ] The system doesn't understand at all.
Luo Jiujiang explained it very patiently: [For example, what kind of person would you call 'the Chosen Son'? ]
The system was lost in thought.
Luo Jiujiang answered for it: [First, he won a tens of millions of grand prizes, and at the last moment when the grand prize was about to be squandered, he won a gambler with hundreds of millions of grand prizes. The lord who suddenly fell from the sky and smashed into the earthquake, was able to escape unscathed from the mortal killing a dozen times in a row—this kind of person, everyone will call them the son of heaven. ]
After a pause, Luo Jiujiang asked meaningfully: [Do you think that the Son of Heaven will pick up money on the ground in daily life, travel must be sunny, and cheating will never be found? ]
Hearing this, the system somewhat understands what Luo Jiujiang means: [No. Such people are just 'lucky' and 'lucky'. ]
[Yes. So the examples you mentioned, wrestling on the ground, choking on eating, and choking on drinking water, are all just the level of 'bad luck'. ]
Luo Jiujiang's answer was very indifferent: [People who have no luck at all will not encounter setbacks in trivial matters from the beginning. They will fall, and they must be beaten to a point where they will never be able to turn around at the moment before success is just a step away. ]
[If he really encounters the small examples you mentioned earlier,] Luo Jiujiang shrugged gently, [that either means that he has finally accumulated a bit of luck, or that these encounters will be directly fatal. ]
The system has obviously fallen into extremely deep thinking.
And Luo Jiujiang summed up his point of view: [Luck is not a straight line, nor will it be constant forever. Luck that is saved to the moment when it is most useful is the best luck. ]
Listening to his words, 5555 has a feeling of enlightenment.
When it spoke again, the electronic voice was even a little in awe: [Are you so familiar with all the laws of the world? ]
Luo Jiujiang raised his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose: [Oh, that's not it, it's mainly luck - or luck, I'm really familiar with this thing. Oh, how do you say that? 'Air luck is like the wind, always with me'. ]
[That's about it. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded, [They just care about me like that, they never want to leave, I'm really embarrassed. ]
system:[… ]
It discovered that its host had an unmatched ability.
That is, every time it establishes a filter on the host, the other party can always break it in less than three seconds.
The system spit out a bubble in Luo Jiujiang's consciousness, and disappeared without saying a word.
Before going offline, a thought suddenly occurred in its logical thinking module—
His host seems to be a son of heaven.
————
Qin Yunan has had a good life recently.
Since that conversation with Luo Jiujiang, he has always harbored resentment towards Ye Lianjiang in his heart.
Because of this, he has raised even greater fighting spirit - he had to let Ye Lianjiang see how he was able to stand out, and how big a potential stock Ye Lianjiang gave up.
They have already supported him to the university, but they cut off the relationship if they didn't care. He wants to make Ye Lianjiang regret it and experience the torment of falling short!
Because of this, he is full of energy to attend classes, do homework, use the school gym, make connections in various ways, participate in networking, and then...
Then, unsurprisingly, he found a shortcut to climb.
At a sorority meeting, he met a girl, the daughter of Wan's family, whose name was Wan Ru.
During that meeting, he showed Wan Ru his craft of making cocktails, and also used some interesting experiences in the lower city to win the favor of each other. They talked very much that night, and even exchanged each other's communication methods when they parted.
A week later, Qin Yunan invited Wan Ru out alone in the name of a "reference gift", and then invited her to a meal.
After this meal, after realizing that Wan Ru was so good at making appointments, not putting on airs, and being naive, Qin Yunan's heart suddenly became more alive.
Long before he went to college, he had a vague idea: he must have a girlfriend in college.
The female classmates in the university are usually residents of Shangcheng District. If they can train their daughters to a first-class university like Union University, if the girl herself is of excellent quality, her family is very strong and open-minded.
The girls raised in this way are usually more innocent and pure. Because of their own abilities, most of them will worship the strong. They are the best girlfriend candidates in Qin Yunan's heart.
He knew very well that, with his background, even if he relied on his alma mater to be plated with gold, he would have to go through all kinds of hardships after he entered the society and made a class leap by himself.
In contrast, there is a very simple and smooth path that can allow him to achieve the ascension of life and ideals.
- Find a girlfriend from a superior family background who is gentle and virtuous.
—If that girl is the only child in the family, it will be even better, which means that everything in her family will belong to Qin Yunan in the future.
Only in college, when students' concepts and minds are relatively pure, when the class gap is not so obvious, and when more emphasis is placed on school grades rather than social achievements, Qin Yunan has such an opportunity. To be able to meet a girlfriend far beyond his own level.
For this purpose, since he entered the school, he has never been blush with his classmates, and he has always kept himself clean when he is outside. He doesn't laugh as casually as boys of the same age. speech.
Like a real gentleman.
After waiting patiently for so long, he finally came to Wanru.
Qin Yunan was overjoyed!
On the afternoon of the date Wanru made an appointment, he went to the bathroom under the pretext of washing his hands and looked in the mirror, unable to restrain his ecstatic expression any longer.
Excessive ecstasy made his handsome face look hideous.
With unprecedented patience, wisdom, and skill, he tailored Wan Ru an image that she would love.
This time, he was really attentive, even more so than when he complained to Ye Lianjiang back then.
Under his painstaking efforts, Wan Ru had already complained to him about the little things in life after half a month.
A month later, Wan Ru believed very much in his vision and character, and would come to him for reference when he was uncertain about some serious matters.
A month and a half later, he knelt down on one knee downstairs in Wanru's dormitory, holding a rose, surrounded by a circle of lit heart-shaped candles, followed by more than 20 brothers cheering.
Under the romantic background music and the urging of everyone, Wan Ru took the bouquet of flowers with a look of surprise.
At this time, Luo Jiujiang happened to be passing by Han Qianling not far away, and when he saw this scene, he gave the ultimate evaluation: "It's so greasy. ]
The system corrected him: [It is said that this is the method that 80% of the boys will use, and the praise rate is extremely high. ]
[… But it’s really greasy. ] Luo Jiujiang said helplessly.
After a pause, Luo Jiujiang added: [In this way, let me show you something that is not greasy. ]
[No... host, don't... you must not...]
The system's powerless cry was obviously half a second too late, because the next moment, Luo Jiujiang had already drawn his sword and looked at Han Qianling beside him with a smile: "I have a new sword technique that I want to dedicate to you."
Han Qianling gave a light meal: "Dedicate it to me?"
"Because... Except for deep love, nothing can make me burst out with the same inspiration." Luo Jiujiang smiled and asked warmly, "Have you ever seen the bright moon?"
That night, a sword pierced the sky, and the sharp shadow of the sword pierced the sky like a dragon that crossed its neck. The knife light is unrestrained, as if it can break all the shackles of space and time, until it is aligned with the moon.
- Have you ever seen the bright moon in the sky
- Lend you a look.
The next morning, Luo Jiujiang won the headlines of major newspapers.
At noon that day, the vice president of the Martial Arts Association came to the door to discuss with Luo Jiujiang whether this sword technique could be recorded.
Three years later, this set of swordsmanship called "Mingyue Yeling" was loaded into the premium textbook and became an after-class appreciation reference selection—mainly because it was so difficult that ordinary first-class warriors could not even use it.
And Luo Jiujiang expressed his satisfaction with all this: [Look, this way, I don't feel too greasy. ]
system:[… ]
Although he didn't even have a face, he always felt that he was inexplicably shown a face again.
- So angry! It had shouted "don't, don't, don't, don't"!