Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 13: Stand-in lover Bai Yueguang

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When Xu Liangan's fans besieged Shen Qingjiang's weak Weibo account, thousands of personal punch cards were easy.

However, when the vast ocean of the people surrounded them, the fans were stunned to find that their combat power was as thin as a piece of paper!

It's not that we are too incompetent, it's that the other party is too large.

The masses of the people played the role of surrounding the cities from the countryside, encircling them in groups like the sea surrounding the highlands, sweeping them all away.

Xu Liangan's fans united, broke the boat, and made a final counterattack.

Counterattack is invalid.

Basically, they were surrounded and beaten by more than a dozen or so, and even if they had the ability, they couldn't even stretch their arms and legs.

Some fans just tried to swear by the country without being particular about it, only to find that their swear words were sent out, and the other party's national curse has been +1, and +2 has been increased to 10086.

Xu Liangan's fans sobbed, humiliated, and suffered. When they found they couldn't beat it, they sat down and whimpered.

They accuse the vast number of netizens that others are carrying out cyber violence against them.

Netizens curiously began to line up to check in and take turns to visit the wonderful species.

Many of them are rational and objective. Some netizens who want to speak well will ask them, if what we do to you is called cyberbullying, what do you do

Fans said loudly, of course we are doing things for the sky!

Um? Acting for the sky? What heinous thing did Shen Qingjiang do? Is there something about you lining up under an amateur Weibo to bully and scold others to "act for heaven"

- Shen Qingjiang committed the murder, he bullied us Liang An!

Xu Liang'an? How familiar is this name.

The Internet has memories. With the angry complaints of fans, the memories of the majority of netizens are slowly awakening...

At the beginning, I got into a fight with a newcomer in the singing circle and used the same set of methods to pinch my life to the point of quitting the circle. Is this the anchor

Fans touched porcelain cards everywhere, threw a vase eight hundred miles away, and felt that everyone's style and singing were similar to their Liang An, is this the anchor

It is said that the temple is small and demonic, and there are many kings in Chiqian, is this the king... Ah bah, the anchor

Wow, what a treasure boy, how did we miss him before

This guy has always been driven by people, has always been aggressive, and has always been good at attacking wildfires with more and less. Finally, today, like a newspaper in the world, he was surrounded by exactly the same method, and finally set himself on fire.

And for all of this, Luo Jiujiang is still ignorant.

—He and Han Qianling had a very happy meal.

It's always like this, as long as he and Qianling are together, he won't have to worry about finding something to say.

Whether it was the little Qianling that he met once, or the young Qianling who was like his siblings later, and even today, it was just another world of Qianling transformed from a piece of Qianling's soul. As long as "Hanqianling" and "Luo Jiujiang" meet, they will definitely talk happily.

It seems that fate has drawn a permanent red line in an unknown place.

During the meal time, Han Qianling probably gave Luo Jiujiang some knowledge about piano.

For a pianist of his level, explaining to Luo Jiujiang sound names, roll call, and high and low scores is probably equivalent to an English professor explaining abc to children.

But his piano level and background are placed there, so even the basic basic knowledge is explained by him in a simple way, which is extraordinarily interesting and moving.

Usually there are always people who think that Han Qianling is alienated and indifferent. After all, although he is very polite when dealing with people and things, the sense of estrangement when getting along with each other always shows his personality silently.

Some people speculate that Han Qianling may not like to talk much at all. He may not be used to being hot and not too interested in socializing.

In fact, it is not, it is mainly divided into people.

I don't know why, when facing Luo Jiujiang, Han Qianling couldn't help but say more and more.

He wanted to see each other smile. It is obvious that the other party has eyebrows and eyes that are very similar to his own, but when Luo Jiujiang's expression stretches and his eyes are curved, the streamer condensed in his eyes overflows with a look that makes Han Qianling feel heartbroken.

If there are his old acquaintances here at this time, they will be shocked by the wit of Han Qianling.

—So this guy understands jokes and knows what a joke is, but he never joked when he was with us

Just in the popular science of Han Qianling, the mechanical sound of the system suddenly inserted in and out.

[Host, it has been detected that someone on the Internet is systematically spreading negative news about you. ]

[Oh. ] Luo Jiujiang held his cheeks and listened quietly to Han Qianling, thinking that my Qianling looks really good.

System: [… Host. ]

Luo Jiujiang gave him a part of his mind. He asked: [To what extent is the negative impact? Will someone come over with a knife and say in front of my real person that they want to kill me? ]

System: [… Most likely not. ]

No, no, no, what kind of bizarre judging criteria are you

[No problem. ] Luo Jiujiang casually nodded at the system in the mental space, and devoted himself to the jokes of Han Qianling again.

system:[… ]

The system has also received several hosts, but it has never encountered someone like Luo Jiujiang.

In the face of this kind of opening, the average host will usually take the usual means: and the target character is imaginary and arrogant, in exchange for the opportunity to leave the room. Then it will not run away, and further gain the trust of the target person.

Some hosts who operate a little bolder may also try to win Bai Yueguang's heart like Luo Jiujiang. But they will behave well on this show, and then launch a massive counterattack as soon as their reputation is damaged.

However, Luo Jiujiang didn't care at all. Instead, the system is in a hurry now, thinking that you don't understand the network, so I'll take care of it in a while!

What does it mean that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry? This is also really absolute.

Even the system itself is very contemptuous of itself. However, the alarm sound and flashing red light of the host's reputation being attacked repeatedly sounded inside his module.

Finally, the system couldn't bear it any longer, and he took the initiative to ask: [Host, can I cut a mv with the materials of you and the other party, upload it to the Internet, and post some comments? ]

Of course Luo Jiujiang has no opinion. He thinks that the system, like humans, also has some needs for a ride, but the venue is on the Internet: [You can do whatever you want, and pay attention to safety when you go out to play. ]

System: […] Why does this sound so strange

But in any case, since it has been authorized by Luo Jiujiang, System 5555 can stretch its hands and feet and start a huge counterattack.

This time, without the host's order and without the host's decision-making, it felt an unprecedented freedom and a rush to create.

The system carefully recorded the logical data inside its own module, and felt that this should be the passion and romance of the system.

It is an advanced system that completely smashes the current Internet, and the technology of editing video is naturally first-class. Soon, in a very short period of time, a hot and eye-catching video has been freshly released.

Then, taking advantage of the loopholes in the algorithmic logic, this wonderful and unusual video quickly appeared on the homepage of major marketing accounts.

Marketing accounts love group action. As long as one user with a large number of followers retweeted the video, it meant that others would follow.

So in this way, in the same operation mode, this video, and the previous clip of Luo Jiujiang's amazing performance of "kneeling at the feet of the little brother", repeatedly washed the user's homepage, making some passers-by who had no idea of eating melons. Couldn't help but get out.

After watching the first Luo Jiujiang ventriloquism video, their feelings were: wonderful! fantastic!

As for the video produced by the second system, everyone said in unison: Hahahahahaha!

The video edited by the system selected Luo Jiujiang's eight-minute performance of ventriloquism, and also excluded Xu Liangan's "wonderful performance" in the show.

The video does not directly express his position, but subtly intersperses Luo Jiujiang's performance with Xu Liangan's singing scenes. Every time Luo Jiujiang's ventriloquism is about to be pushed to the most exciting moment, Xu Liangan's performance is strongly inserted.

This feeling... It's as if the chicken chops can eat a mouthful of fragrant cheese immediately before they burst into the pulp, and someone shoves a mouthful of healthy wolfberry tea; the roller coaster is about to swoosh downhill at the highest speed, and the amusement park has a power outage; You grabbed a good hand of four bombs and then grabbed the landlord, but the peasants dropped the line. This card is useless!

The people expressed the most simple anger and contempt for Xu Liangan.

Even if singing and ventriloquism do not belong to the same category, it is obvious to the naked eye that Luo Jiujiang can hang the opponent up and beat him to death.

And that's not to mention, every time Xu Liangan's picture ends, the freeze-frame clip must be his sweaty, tensed face.

It doesn't even need more language, the sense of difference between before and after contrast can already make people understand.

In the end, before Luo Jiujiang was about to perform "Hundreds of thousands of people shouting, ten thousand voices in unison", Xu Liangan's big head appeared in the video again. This time, the wrong sound at the climax of his song was singled out, played many times, and jumped horizontally.

Netizens: "… "

Shame! What a shame!

Grab your heart! The ventriloquism stops here, it's really uncomfortable for people to be stuck!

When the video finally finished playing, three lines of words appeared at the end.

"This video is entirely based on the live broadcast of "Dream Producer", only the order has been adjusted, and no processing has been performed on the picture and authenticity."

"I heard... the former wants to rub off on the latter's popularity?"

"Wow, it's amazing!"

All the netizens who saw the ending and felt that the skills of the two were vastly different, laughed understandingly.

"Hahaha, who needs the heat of whom?"

"The climax of this po master card is incredible, I just wanted to beat this Xu Liangan"

"Hahaha, this is the most mocking 'wow' I've ever seen. I also want to say, it's really amazing."

With this wave of surging and visible enthusiasm, the marketing accounts also actively accepted the fans' submissions and began to diligently produce long pictures and texts of popular science.

Xu Liangan's bullying of an unknown singer and forcing people to quit the circle came up again.

Under the big data of the Internet, the traces of various "spontaneous voluntary activities" of his fans can be clearly seen.

This time, Luo Jiujiang shocked four audiences, "Dream Producer" became a hit, and the marketing accounts got the rumors and popularity they wanted.

Only Xu Liangan was completely stripped, or the biggest loser in the win-win scene.