Shao Lan was mentally prepared to open the door that imprisoned Shen Qingjiang.
He had imagined the various situations that the other party would show before.
Out of his knowledge of his titular "boyfriend", he knew that Shen Qingjiang was still somewhat stubborn.
This kind of stubbornness made him look a little lofty. If he had a straight face, he would be more like Shao Lan's sweetheart.
But he is not my sweetheart. Shao Lan smiled silently and playfully: he was just a small pet, a kitten whose claws had been plucked out.
Speaking of which, Shen Qingjiang must have been very panicked. I wonder if he will continue to maintain that useless insistence, or will he pounce on him and beg him to let him go
Maybe there will be a few small tempers... Then it needs to be rectified.
Thinking of that scene, Shao Lan couldn't help showing a malicious smile on his face.
But let him imagine all the situations, and he never expected the following situation.
When the locked door was opened, Shao Lan saw a chair facing the door at first glance, and Shen Qingjiang sat upright on the chair, looking at himself with a smile on his face. Take care of yourself, as if you had expected it.
Seeing Shao Lan coming in, Shen Qingjiang nodded to him symbolically, his emotions and actions were quite calm.
Shao Lan: "…"
Even he was a little hairy at this unexpected scene for a while.
He was so frightened that he recalled on the spot whether Shen Qingjiang had a history of mental illness.
"What are you doing?"
The moment Shao Lan's scolding blurted out, it overlapped with the voice of the person on the other side: "I want to understand."
Shao Lan was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "You said you figured it out?"
"Yes." Shen Qingjiang nodded quickly, "People live their whole lives for the sake of eating a bite. I understand, now I just want to have a meal."
When will Shen Qingjiang speak Hubei dialect again...
This was the first thought that jumped into Shao Lan's mind.
However, this little thing was really more useless than Shao Lang had expected, it was only two days of starvation, so he couldn't stand it.
What else did he plan to do
But there are also good ones, at least good ones make people worry.
"I'm not such an inconsiderate lover, I won't even let you eat." Shao Lan leaned over a little, with a fake smile on his face, "But you made me very angry before... I didn't say anything about it. ?"
Shen Qingjiang quickly said: "I will stay in this room from now on, unless you let me go, I will not go anywhere."
The direction of this performance... is much more deviated than Shao Lan's expected automatic devotion. No matter what, you have to take the initiative to kiss.
But from another point of view, this awareness is justified. After all, Shen Qingjiang has always been pure and innocent, and it is possible to think of it for a while.
Shao Lan frowned and straightened up, and nodded twice at Shen Qingjiang. He lowered his voice and said warningly:
"Qingjiang, you've always been obedient, so I'm willing to trust you. I can forgive you for your request to break up before... But remember, my trust in you is very precious, only once, only once."
Shen Qingjiang nodded obediently, without saying a word of nonsense, it seemed that he was really starving.
"Good boy." Shao Lan softened his expression in time and praised softly.
He knew the reason why he wanted to give a sweet jujube with a stick, and asked Shen Qingjiang cheerfully, "What do you want to eat at night? Do you still want to eat oyster porridge?"
This was one of Shen Qingjiang's favorite foods before the two broke up.
Shen Qingjiang really did not refuse this request. Seeing the face that was very similar to his sweetheart, he said yes, and Shao Lan only felt that his mood was much happier.
"Wait." Shao Lan reached out to touch Shen Qingjiang's face, "Is there anything else you want?"
"Suona." Shen Qingjiang quickly intercepted Shao Lan's hand, preventing him from putting it on his face. He raised his head and asked calmly and naturally, "I want a suona."
"...What do you want this for? Didn't you learn the harmonica?"
"To pass the time." Shen Qingjiang said in a low voice. He seemed to remember something, and even lowered his head, as if he didn't want to face Shao Lan at the moment, "The mouth organ... I don't want to move for now."
Shao Lan thought he understood, and he showed a smug smile again.
"Yes. Qingjiang, your willfulness is still within my tolerance... But you know, I won't always be so forgiving."
After leaving these meaningful words, Shao Lan turned around and left, not forgetting to lock the door twice before leaving.
He just left the room when Luo Jiujiang quickly raised his head and confirmed with the system: [The original owner was a flute learner, right. ]
[right. ] The system added, [but Shao Lan doesn't remember this, he only remembers the original owner playing the mouth organ, because... ]
Luo Jiujiang quickly answered: [Because the original owner was a street band with friends, and he was attracted to him when he was playing the organ. ]
[Yes. ]
[Shao Lan set a trap for him because the original owner played a musical instrument in a manner like Qianling? ]
[Yes. ]
Luo Jiujiang's face showed an obvious sigh, his face changed several times, and finally turned into a question: [So, how does the manner of blowing the organ resemble the posture of playing the piano? He is blind. ]
Even a visitor from another world like him knows that a keyboard instrument like a piano is very different from a wind instrument like this!
System 5555: […] Good question.
It reluctantly replied: [Maybe, the common point is that both require humans to manipulate the black and white keys. ]
Luo Jiujiang complained: [According to his eyes, as long as you find someone to ride a zebra, it may be no different from Qianling. ]
System: […] I’m afraid not, you are a little too bad.
After the joke was over, the system performed its duty to remind Luo Jiujiang: [Host, your acting performance just now defeated 0.01% of the hosts, and you can get the title of "not acting at all". According to the analysis of Shao Lan's past behavior data, he should have become suspicious on the spot. ]
[Here, it is suggested that the host should still act attentively in order to complete the task as soon as possible. ]
Luo Jiujiang thought about how he should answer this question.
He explained tactfully: [Look, I'm a knife repairer. ]
[? ] The system failed to understand what he meant.
[So I'll go over there, and I usually do it on the spot if I don't agree. ]
Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely: "I can't act, I will never act in my life. Only by pulling the knife and doing it can we solve the scumbag." ]
system:[… ]
System 5555 tried hard to launch the last struggle: [But you always encounter an unmatched strong enemy, when you need to disguise it... ]
[No. ] Luo Jiujiang answered decisively.
System 5555: […]
[There is no such person. All enemies stronger than me were killed by me. The unmatched adversary was left to me to kill later. ]
System 5555: […]
After thinking about it, he can only give the highest praise evaluation in the system industry.
[You are such a jerk. ]
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Shao Lan was obviously suspicious of Shen Qingjiang's too calm performance, but he didn't take it out on the open.
He thought that this unexpected reaction was another subtle way of resistance belonging to Shen Qingjiang.
After all, human psychology is a very delicate thing. If you are forced to kneel on the spot, you will inevitably have to find some coordination elsewhere.
Shao Lan sneered at Ah Q's spiritual victory method, but it was not that he couldn't understand it, and the weak had only this way to vent.
However, after all, tomorrow is the day when his sweetheart promised to come as a guest. At such a special moment, no amount of precautions would be too much.
Shao Lan thought that Shen Qingjiang might be asking for a musical instrument to ask for help, but Shen Qingjiang is currently imprisoned in the villa's sub-building complex, and the piano he prepared for his sweetheart is placed in the main house.
The sound insulation of the villa is very good, and the distance between the two is almost the difference between the two buildings in a normal community. Shao Lan does not think that Shen Qingjiang can use a musical instrument to help him successfully.
Just like what Shen Qingjiang said, it can pass the time for him.
Of course, in the end, out of a precautionary measure, Shao Lan added an extra lock on Shen Qingjiang's door.
- He adds ten locks to no avail.
Luo Jiujiang forced his spiritual power into needle-like shapes, and inserted three or four "spiritual power probes" into the keyhole at the same time, corresponding to the springs needed to unlock them one by one.
Just listening to the click, the door that once made Shen Qingjiang desperately closed, suddenly opened.
System 5555 is obviously a little surprised by this: [I thought the host would choose the easier way. ] Such as directly punching the door open and the like.
Luo Jiujiang corrected the misconception of the system: [I have many skills. ]
There was also an iron chain hanging on the door handle, Luo Jiujiang just glanced at it, and easily opened it in the same way.
He took out the chain and threw it on the ground, Luo Jiujiang turned around and picked up the suona, and a wicked smile gradually appeared on his face.
Shao Lan, who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, went to private colleges from a young age to most of the time. Since high school, he has been studying abroad. He is familiar with Western concert venues and is also a guest of the Opera House.
He read Hume well, mocking Kant and Rousseau. I feel that Socrates is just a pompous ideologue who can't protect himself, and Freud is just a poor man who can't sell his ideas at a good price.
To sum up, as a gentleman who has been educated in the West since childhood, Shao Lan made a fatal mistake: he did not know his motherland well enough.
He still didn't know what kind of lethal weapon the suona, a musical instrument born in this ancient country, was.
If the piano is the prince of musical instruments and the violin is the queen of musical instruments, then the suona is the rogue of musical instruments.
This is a very penetrating, high-pitched and full-sounding individual soldier that rivals the entire band!
As a musical instrument that can blow the full moon and the head seven, enough to blow people out of the womb and into the coffin, the existence of suona has its inevitable reason.
Luo Jiujiang didn't even have to walk out of the door, he flipped the suona in his palm twice, just stood at the door, holding his breath—
In an instant, the piano faded and people's words were dark, and a suona pierced the sky!
In the main building of the villa, Han Qianling put down the hand he had just touched the piano keys in surprise, while Shao Lan turned his head abruptly!
Shao Lan was still unclear at this time. From the moment when the big hooligan in the musical instrument world was blown, the fierce and high-spirited tune suddenly hovered over the villas, and this scene basically had nothing to do with him.