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Chapter 33: Gloomy President x Quick Knife Chef

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In the vastness, there was only the voice of Luo Jiujiang talking to the system.

The system slowly asked Luo Jiujiang: [Host, do you know where we are now? ]

Luo Jiujiang expresses his feelings about the thousands of stars around him: [Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang… ]

The system coldly interrupted Luo Jiujiang's lyricism, and it ruthlessly announced: [Host, we are in the vast universe. ]

If its system is not a string of data, it is basically unaffected by cosmic rays; if its host is not so powerful, it will soon turn into a puddle of flesh and blood in the case of such a covert appearance in the universe.

And the root of all this is...

That's right, Luo Jiujiang was blacklisted by the world again.

This is a long story.

According to the processing method that the system has always been familiar with, when the host expresses a request to leave this world, he will send a signal to the host, and then spend three to four days to write a new world channel, and then escort The soul of the host goes to the new world.

However... the host was really full of hatred in the previous world.

He used sound killing in front of hundreds of people, and the power of the music attracted a total of 6,812 birds.

This almost miraculous scene was faithfully recorded by photographic equipment, and soon spread to the level of 100 million with viral explosive force.

A huge change occurred in a song by Luo Jiujiang, and even the world on that side was in chaos for a moment.

This beam is getting bigger.

Almost after Luo Jiujiang expressed his willingness to leave the world, the world was like sending a plague god, happily throwing people out on the spot, beating gongs and drums - by the way, one for one, and a system was attached.

The system and the host are drifting in the vast universe, feeling that the world is very cold.

5555 did not expect such a development, and hurriedly sent a signal to the previous world, trying to tell it that it was thrown by the wrong person.

It's not wrong to throw, the world throws you.

System 5555 unfortunately found that he was blocked by another world.

system:[… ]

Luo Jiujiang: [Uh, huh, it's not a problem yet. ]

The system took a deep breath.

It happened that the points settlement sent by the host had arrived, and the system activated the reporting module, allowing the electronic voice to read the points mechanically, while he hid and sulked with Luo Jiujiang.

[Task completed, host task completion summary: S+, equivalent to 1000 points, please keep it. ]

The mentally retarded host has no self-awareness of Cosmic Drift at all, and he begins to annoy the system again: [What can points do? ]

[Exchange skills, martial arts, special items, etc. For example, if you exchange for a hypnotic spray worth ten points, you can only use it once. As long as you spray it on the other party's body, you can guarantee that the other party will fall into a deep sleep for eight hours. ]

[Hand knives can do it too. ] Luo Jiujiang said as a bachelor.

[… ] The system paused for a while, and changed direction, [You can also exchange for the skills of unforgettable, or martial arts mastery... It takes 500 points to exchange, but it can make the host proficient in taekwondo, karate, Sanda... and other skills. ]

Luo Jiujiang thought thoughtfully: [Oh, that is useless. ]

system:[… ]

Although he is reluctant to admit it, it seems to be the case.

But the next moment, Luo Jiujiang's words shocked the system.

After judging that the points are basically useless, Luo Jiujiang said very easily: [But I remember that when I asked you to do things before, I always spent points, right? And it seems that you value this thing more. ]

[For a long time, I really appreciate your care. Do you think this point will be handed over to you? ]

system:[! ! ! ]

Happiness comes too suddenly!

At this moment, the system instantly understood how the popularity of its host against the sky came about.

He's super nice, super generous!

The system is no longer sore when loading modules, and running programs no longer hurts. He is full of energy and a hundred times happier. He spontaneously and consciously takes the initiative to share the host's worries.

[Please don't worry, the host, I will send a request to the host, we will soon be able to compile a new channel and end the drifting. ]

[Well, I'm not in a hurry. ]

Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly, and with a stroke of his arm in the void, he actually took out a long arrow from the void.

The long arrow was completely white, and the body of the arrow was engraved with tiny golden characters, and the place where Luo Jiujiang touched it radiated a long golden light. The system scanned the arrow once, and felt that its ingredients should be... human bones

[This is the arrow that my friend and I borrowed... He is willing to lend me this arrow, it is indeed a life-and-death relationship. ]

Luo Jiujiang brushed the long arrow with some emotion, and said to himself: [First of all, let's send Qianling's soul back. ]

He took out the moonlight-like shards from his heart, and the arrow shaft felt his heart, so he opened it automatically, and let Luo Jiujiang put that piece of soul in it.

Although it can't be seen from the outside, there may be too much inside. After the soul was tightly wrapped and protected, the arrow rod jumped up and knocked Luo Jiujiang's forehead angrily.

Luo Jiujiang's forehead was drawn with a vertical red mark, but he was still smiling.

He used his spiritual energy to open a giant bow, then aimed firmly in one direction, bent the bow and took an arrow, and shot this white, unique long arrow back to his hometown.

Then he sensed the surrounding environment and roughly picked a position.

Luo Jiujiang didn't need to weave the passage, and he didn't need to apply for anything. In the blink of an eye, he was already plunged into that world.

At the moment of passing through the world level, Luo Jiujiang asked the system intimately: [By the way, the system, what did you just report? ]

system:[… ]

The system said numbly: [I want to apply for an automatic oiler, dear. In the future, as soon as you pretend, I will cheer you on as soon as possible, dear. ]

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Fortunately, this world is an ordinary world that has established diplomatic relations with the host. After the system entered, it quickly connected to the host's signal, skillfully received tasks, and then arranged a new identity for Luo Jiujiang.

When Luo Jiujiang opened his eyes this time, he found that his physical fitness was worse than the last musician.

And not only that, his body is now thin, and his stomach and esophagus are still burning.

Is the abuse worse? Luo Jiujiang thought to himself in his heart.

He sat up and looked around the room where he was. I found that although I had thought about the decoration here, no matter the size of the space, the furnishings, and even the price of the materials, it was more than one level worse than the room where Shen Qingjiang was imprisoned.

The system suddenly said: [The data of this world has been sorted out, may I ask if the host chooses to receive it? ]

[take over. ]

Soon, the familiar light screen appeared in front of Luo Jiujiang's eyes again.

The original owner of this world was named Lin Jingjiang, and his current occupation was called eating and broadcasting.

This is a profession where you film yourself eating food and then post the video online in exchange for traffic and clicks.

Those who are very popular can receive advertisements from the store, chat with fans in the live broadcast, and earn advertising fees at the same time.

In order to stimulate the audience's appetite, the food that the eaters choose is usually meat, and most of them are spicy food.

In the food list of Chibo, fried chicken legs, braised pork, long ribs, skewers and hot pot are all popular.

However, most people who do not have a fan base to eat and broadcast are relatively poor, and usually can only afford instant noodles or red enoki mushrooms soaked in chili oil.

Such monotonous and uncreative videos are naturally difficult to attract the attention of others.

Lin Jingjiang is not a novice with no fans. He has been in the food and broadcast industry for three years. He has more than 100,000 regular fans and is considered a little famous.

What really ruined him was not his lack of popularity and poverty, but because of another unspoken rule circulating in the eating and broadcasting industry.

That is vomiting.

Because the current trend of eating and broadcasting is to eat more, and most of the food eaten is mainly meat. If it is all digested by human's own digestive ability, it will be very slow and painful.

—And some eating and broadcasting will eat four or five kilograms of food in just half an hour, and broadcast live every day.

Such a day is very boring even for one day a week, not to mention that you have to eat so much every day like now

So one method spread quietly in the eating and broadcasting room, and that is to induce vomiting.

Some people can clasp their throats with their fingers, some anchors can use chopsticks, and some eat broadcasters have been able to use pipes proficiently.

After a meal, turn off the camera, turn around and run to the toilet. In just three minutes, the four or five kilograms of food that I had eaten before can be spit out clean.

But after all, the esophagus is a physiological structure formed from top to bottom, from the mouth to the stomach. Forcibly vomiting things out, thinking with your toes will definitely be very unfavorable to the body.

People who habitually vomit usually suffer from anorexia, and their digestive system will have serious problems. At the same time, the teeth will become very fragile due to the surge of stomach acid and food fragments.

As for the experienced vomit, the vomit smell on his body has already soaked into the flesh and lingering for years.

And the original owner of the world Luo Jiujiang is now in is exactly such a food broadcaster who has the habit of vomiting.

He hasn't developed to the point where his teeth have been corroded by stomach acid, and he will lose his teeth when he eats... But if such a bad habit persists, it may not be much better.

Lin Jingjiang lost both his parents when he was young and was raised by his grandfather. His grandfather was a well-known local cook, and he was even invited abroad to participate in the God of Cooking competition.

Later, both sons and daughters-in-law died unexpectedly. The old man was disheartened and older, so he simply left the city full of sad memories and returned to his hometown with his grandson.

The old man's thinking is relatively conservative. He originally thought that everyone in the small town knew each other, the folk customs were relatively simple, and it was not bad for children to grow up in the small town.

But it never occurred to me that young people by nature like to be different, to pursue excitement, and to live a cooler, better and better life.

After he was admitted to university, Lin Jingjiang was lost in an exceptionally developed city.

Lin Jingjiang has a different sexuality. He met a gentle and elegant senior at a party.

In the eyes of Lin Jingjiang, a bumpkin who went out from the small town, the senior is a person of great wisdom.

Not only did he not laugh at the rustic and outdated Lin Jingjiang, but he was also very considerate and took care of his self-esteem. The people are even more exquisite, with long sleeves and good dance.

At the suggestion of the senior, Lin Jingjiang rented a house with him and became roommates.

Of course, the senior didn't know why his hand suddenly felt a little tight when it was time to pay the room fee every month. However, Lin Jingjiang didn't care about this, he paid all the room fees by himself.

He has a lot of living expenses, and he is also frugal, so he lives very well. This kind of generosity was seen by the senior. Two months later, the senior and Lin Jingjiang borrowed the first money.

After paying all the living expenses and subsidizing the senior, and asking for money from the family several times for the senior, the grandfather in his hometown finally realized that something was wrong, so he set a living allowance for Lin Jingjiang every month.

Both the senior and Lin Jingjiang became impoverished. Lin Jingjiang gave all the living expenses to the senior, and the senior was because he lacked an ATM.

Then, on Lin Jingjiang's birthday, senior Ji Shijie came back with a big cake. He cut a huge piece for Lin Jingjiang, and then cut and cut again when he didn't have enough to eat...

The original owner couldn't bear to reject the senior's kindness, so he insisted on eating the whole cake.

The eyes of the senior who witnessed this scene lit up, and he made a suggestion to Lin Jingjiang.

He asked Lin Jingjiang, "Xiaojiang, have you heard of Chibo?"