Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 37: Gloomy President x Quick Knife Chef

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Luo Jiujiang didn't know yet that the system had silently invaded Ji Shijie's computer.

In fact, he's still streaming right now.

Pour the cooked chicken, the brighter and more delicious carrots, and the shredded spinach with curled edges into the porridge and stir well, and a glass dish next to a dish of fresh shredded potatoes with vinegar.

The porridge bowl is the size of a medium bowl, the color of the porcelain is very warm, and the bowl of porridge that sets off is extraordinarily white.

Luo Jiujiang was not afraid of being scalded, and quickly filled a hot bowl of porridge. There were still bubbles on the surface of the porridge. With a thud, a snow-white bubble burst open, revealing white jade-like rice grains floating under the soup surface. .

Although white porridge is not a good match for lunch, most lunches also include meat and vegetables, but such a simple bowl of vegetable porridge still makes people hungry.

There is a barrage crying and saying:

- "Although I have pork ribs and sauce duck in my lunch box now, I still feel that I am living a very humble life."

- "I'm holding a soft take-out lunch box now, and looking at the yellow rice soaked in vegetable soup, I also feel very humble."

- "Is there any way for the anchor to drink your porridge online? Just one sip, just one sip!"

Luo Jiujiang put the bowl and plate on the dining table and roughly adjusted the position of the camera.

His fingertips were scalded reddishly by the exposed temperature, but in the steaming aroma and mist of vegetable porridge, this group of spectators couldn't wait to nibble on the hands of living people.

- "The anchor's hand is red, don't throw it away, mix it with eggs, wrap it in a layer of bread crumbs, and eat it with soy sauce after frying. The children next door are crying."

Luo Jiujiang: ? ?

He picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful of hot rice porridge, then brought the porridge to his mouth, blew in the direction of the camera, and exhaled—

The dense white air drifted out in front of the camera, and the steam seemed to carry the fragrant rice fragrance.

The barrage suddenly burst into wailing and howling.

Facing the camera, Luo Jiujiang slowly ate half a bowl of porridge and a small plate of shredded potatoes.

"Okay, I'll probably have these for lunch today." Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl and plate aside and announced to the camera.

Several questions quickly crossed the barrage.

- "??? Just eat these? Didn't you say you want to restore your health, why eat so little?"

- "The anchor was not like this when you ate the broadcast three days ago."

Looking at these questions, Luo Jiujiang blinked slowly.

"Yes, I'll eat these today." Luo Jiujiang said calmly, "As for the meal three days ago... Don't you all know? Sometimes I ask questions in the barrage and comment area. I used to know Vomiting."

"But not anymore."

"The reason why I only eat these today is because my stomach is used to swallowing food at a high speed and then spitting it out quickly. As long as there is a little more content in my stomach, even if it is only slightly bloated, I will be very uncomfortable. , subconsciously wanted to vomit."

"If you can't maintain the right feeling of fullness, and choose to go hungry, the nausea will be equally obvious."

"Just a few days ago, I just received bad news. A friend who is as accustomed to vomiting as me has had stomach cancer. He has been vomiting a little longer than me, five years. He is only 25 years old this year. "

"I'm in a dilemma right now, and I'm not comfortable eating more and less. I don't know if there are people watching the live stream who have friends like me, and if they do, I hope you can quit it - let's quit it together. "

"See you at dinner."

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After Luo Jiujiang turned off the camera in the live broadcast room and dragged the porridge bowl back in front of him, the elusive system appeared again.

It looked at its host a little uncertainly, and saw Luo Jiujiang pick up the porridge spoon with relish and continue to eat: [Can't the host only eat so much? ]

[If there is no spiritual energy to repair the body, according to the capacity of this body, I can only eat so much. ] Luo Jiujiang shrugged, [But since I'm here now... let alone drink more porridge, even beating Godzilla can be a one-on-three. ]

System: [… ] Host, you are really humble, you have no problem with a dozen or thirty. If there is any situation that makes you one-on-three, it may only be playing mahjong.

The system loves and works hard, and even if he complains in his heart, it does not delay it to report the situation to Luo Jiujiang.

[Just now, I hacked into the target's computer. The background data running on the computer shows that he has been watching your live broadcast room. Just three minutes ago, he was watching your stream. ]

[Oh. ] Luo Jiujiang said thoughtfully, [So it seems that he watched me intact and the declarations of those who decided to return to health? ]

[He also watched your wonderful performance of profound meaning, basic knife skills and potato peeling. ] The system broadcasts with unwavering electronic voice.

[…]

Luo Jiujiang was silent for a moment, and silently drank the last remaining sip from the porridge bowl.

The bottom of the white porcelain bowl was scraped twice against the spoon, and the scratches were bright. A thin layer of rice milk is attached to it, which is obviously not a lot, but it is slightly thick because of the thick porridge juice.

Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl, turned around and took Lin Jingjiang's mobile phone, before he turned on the screen, he had already found five new text messages.

Sure enough.

At this time, he remembered to release the original owner from the blacklist.

Ji Shijie was still holding on to the expectation that Lin Jingjiang was forcing up, and those performances were all forced smiles, and he desperately hoped that he could be the last straw that broke the camel's back.

He frantically insulted Lin Jingjiang in the text messages, and responded with the worst insults to his sexuality and behavior.

"So you're not dead yet?"

- Are you still doing live broadcasts? Let the audience see your skinny bastard? Stop being funny, the orphan lay back on the dead. "

— "Do you viewers know you're gay and that you smell like a toilet sewer **daddy dog**? Do you need me to tell them?"

Luo Jiujiang sneered and blocked this person without hesitation.

Over there, Ji Shijie was still clutching his hair, and his face was frantically typing stinky characters on the keyboard.

As a result, within half a minute, there was a red exclamation mark next to the previous text message he sent, and a short gray word was attached below it.

"The person you sent declined to receive your message."

"!!!" Ji Shijie raised his head in amazement, and the expression on his face instantly became very beautiful:

Lin Jingjiang, that old hat, that trash who didn't dare to say a word after being tortured to death by himself, he actually... He actually blocked himself? !

how could it be possible! Did the sun rise from the west today

On the other side, looking at a few text messages on his mobile phone, Luo Jiujiang felt that he fully understood the diversity of human species.

The Shao Lan from the previous world, he belonged to the type who wanted someone to stab him to death.

However, the current Ji Shijie...

This person belongs to the type of Luo Jiujiang who wants to clench his fists and beat him into a pie.

He should have changed his name to Boyi Kao.

Sensing that Luo Jiujiang's brainwaves were wrong, the system cautiously called out: [Host… ]

[I'm fine, I'm thinking about how difficult it is to beat people to death. ] Luo Jiujiang held his chin and blocked the system before it opened, [After passing through the last world, I have discovered that the act of being watched by the heavens is only about 'killing ordinary mortals with aura', not 'kill ordinary mortals', isn't it? ]

[…]

The system doesn't want to talk.

[Looks right. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded in relief, [Then I can beat him - I've wanted to beat this man for a long time since I read the information. ]

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In the evening, Ji Shijie went to bed with a stomach full of fire. Thinking about being blocked by Lin Jingjiang during the day, he still felt angry.

He turned over and over a few times, finally brewing a little sleepiness, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Liang Xiaojing lived in another room, and there was no movement to push the door just now... So why are there two breathing sounds in the room

Ji Shijie suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, and was shocked to find a dark figure standing in front of the bed!

He was almost about to scream, but a hand stretched out from under the bar and firmly clasped his chin.

The hand was long and thin, but quite powerful.

The next moment, the hand ran through his head and lifted him completely into the soft mattress. With a shimmer of light coming through the gap in the curtains, Ji Shijie could see the face of the person in front of him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Before he could struggle to make a sound, a fast and ruthless fist slammed into his eyes.

At that moment, Ji Shijie almost felt that his vision suddenly exploded. Even in the dark night, a dazzling white light burst out in front of his eyes.

In that brief moment, when he almost thought he had gone blind, Ji Shijie heard the all-familiar voice, it was the young man laughing softly.

"There's still a lot of time, don't worry."

"In order to beat you, I deliberately picked a good time."

The next morning, when the shop opened early, a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face, who looked very much like a freshly made roasted pig's head, rushed into the police station with snot and tears.

The policeman listened to his narration very patiently.

The policeman repeated to him what he had accused.

"Sir, you mean that your ex-roommate came to your new house after ten o'clock in the middle of the night and beat you up."

"right."

"Let me confirm again. You live on the 21st floor. When you wake up in the morning, you find that your door is locked. And your girlfriend who lives with you, she also confirmed that she didn't hear anything at night."

"That's right."

"Your girlfriend accompanied you to check the monitoring in the community in the morning, and finally determined that no outsiders came in at that time, right?"

"Although there is no surveillance, I was really beaten..."

"Hmm, we've all seen this. So what you want us to investigate is... to find out if your ex-roommate is dead and if it was a ghost on the stream yesterday, and then kick him out?"

The policeman's voice rose, with a bit of incredible humor, but Ji Shijie, who was so immersed in panic that he couldn't even speak well, didn't notice it.

He nodded his head like a slap in the face, and repeated: "Yes, yes, that's it. If he's not dead, he must be playing tricks... You have to arrest him, he endangers the personal safety of citizens!"

"..." The policeman was silent for a while, then turned around and waved hello to the traffic policeman who was about to go to work.

"Brother He, wait a minute, where's your alcohol detector? Borrow it for this citizen."