Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 38: Gloomy President x Quick Knife Chef

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Citizen Ji Shijie feels that he has been insulted like never before today!

After a well-ordered citizen like him reported the case, the police did not accept his case, and even suspected that he was drinking!

They've even started questioning how he got here - if he drove by himself, he'd be caught driving drunk.

Fortunately, the results of the alcohol detector proved Ji Shijie's innocence.

He is not the kind of alcoholic who gets drunk in the morning as the police suspect, and the wounds on his body are not the result of being drunk and fighting with others last night!

However, the reality doesn't seem to be any better than drunk driving.

After confirming that he was not drinking, police began to wonder if he was mentally ill.

Ji Shijie: "..."

The conscientious police uncles, in line with the principle that people with potential hazards should not be allowed to take to the streets casually, asked Ji Shijie both hard and soft to get a cohabitation girlfriend, that is, the sweet-looking girl Chiba's phone number.

They asked Liang Xiaojing about Ji Shijie's mental history.

Liang Xiaojing: "Huh?"

They invited Liang Xiaojing to come over, and it was best to take her boyfriend away in person.

Liang Xiaojing has already started to shirk: "This, it doesn't seem to be very good..."

In the end, she still couldn't save face, and came to the police station in person to take Ji Shijie away. But judging from her expression, she was already thinking about how to break up with Ji Shijie!

Ji Shijie: "..."

He used a load of good words to describe Liang Xiaojing's prospects as big as a golden mountain, so that Liang Xiaojing believed that he was not mentally ill, and that he did not suddenly go crazy when he came to the police station to call the police.

By the time this series of incidents were resolved, it was already twelve o'clock noon.

Ji Shijie collapsed on the sofa in the rental house, feeling exhausted physically and mentally.

Liang Xiaojing went to the kitchen to eat the hot takeout last night. She has secretly looked back at Ji Shijie no less than four times today, as if she still suspected that he would suddenly riot, and then beat him to the point where his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

- The door lock was not broken, the windows were not opened, they lived on the 21st floor, and there was no problem with the security check. Except that Ji Shijie was sleepwalking and beating himself up, there is no way to explain this problem.

- It can't be a big guy who can teleport, who has traveled thousands of miles and made a special trip, just to beat Ji Shijie

In the face of his new girlfriend turning back frequently, cautiously, as if looking at a strange species, Ji Shijie endured it.

Except for Liang Xiaojing, he has no other cash cows to make his next home. And his relationship with Liang Xiaojing is not stable enough, and he can't break up at this time.

It's just really screwed up.

After being repeatedly questioned by the police and his girlfriend dozens of times, he even doubted himself. Could it be that Lin Jingjiang, who beat him to the point of breathlessness yesterday, was just an illusion

Ji Shijie was paralyzed on the sofa with nothing to do, so he turned on his phone.

He just clicked into the familiar live broadcast software, and saw that Lin Jingjiang was live broadcast.

Muscle inertia responded faster than the brain. Lin Jingjiang's live broadcast room was opened by him, and the man in it was eating mashed potatoes, white chopped chicken, and a bowl of pork ribs and mushroom soup. I don't know how to adjust the filter, the dishes in front of him seem to be more attractive and delicious than others!

Ji Shijie: "..."

He is so angry, he is even more hungry!

—————

If Ji Shijie knew what Luo Jiujiang and the system were doing now, he probably wouldn't have the heart to think about whether he was hungry or not.

Luo Jiujiang and the system are reconciling accounts.

This matter was first brought up by the system. After all, as a cultivator, Luo Jiujiang was about to forget what happened to the money he owed.

When he walked sideways in the entire world of immortality, when he met friends, they asked him to spend time; when he met people who were not friends, they were even more enthusiastic, and they begged him to spend whatever they wanted.

If the system hadn't mentioned his previous hosts while chatting with Luo Jiujiang, and then mentioned the current target person, he inadvertently said: "The target person owes the original owner a lot of money." Luo Jiujiang still couldn't remember this. stubble to come.

[Yup. ] Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized, [I have always felt that his intention to force the original owner to death has gone too far to the point of being vicious. ]

Ordinary straight men who have lived with people who have ideas about themselves for so long may feel disgusted, want to avoid it, or use it as a joke after the fact. But it's really rare for him to hate the original owner so much and want the original owner to die so much.

But link this behavior before and after, for example, he still owes the original owner a lot of money... Then this behavior can be understood.

A person like Ji Shijie, of course, will look forward to the stars and the moon, looking forward to the death of his creditor.

Fortunately, modern technology is mostly mobile payment, and there are also running records in the bank. The system only needs to contact the two, and it is easy to calculate the data they want.

[According to statistics, the target task card owes the original owner a total of 637,956 circles and triangles and eight points. ] The system meticulously reported the account.

Luo Jiujiang said thoughtfully: [He should put a zero for the original owner... Even if it is 638,000, it sounds more auspicious. ]

The system has become accustomed to Luo Jiujiang's domineering style, it just asks: [Does the host want to call up the transfer records and running water, submit evidence to the court, and ask for repayment of the target task? ]

Luo Jiujiang had already figured out the process of compulsory repayment through the almighty Qiandu at this time.

[Looks a bit troublesome, and the operation time is so long, it's a bit cheap and scumbag. ] Luo Jiujiang touched his chin and said.

[Let's do it,] Luo Jiujiang took out a stack of white paper seriously, [We wrote these IOUs in batches according to the time. Tonight I brought a box of stamp pads when I beat him up and asked him to put his handprints one by one. ]

[From now on, if he pays back a dollar less, I will beat him more - I believe he cherishes his life and will pay back the money soon. ]

system:[… ]

Although this processing method cannot be said to be problematic, how can I say it...

The system asked weakly: [Are you going to beat him tonight? ]

[Of course! ] Luo Jiujiang said as a matter of course: [This kind of scum, how could he be the only one who beat him up? ! ]

[… ] The system thought about it and said sincerely, [You did a great job. ]

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That night, Ji Shijie was lying in bed, still feeling indignant when he remembered what happened during the day.

And at the same time, there was a fear in his heart that he would never admit, nor would he say it out loud. Although he didn't say it, he was really worried that Luo Jiujiang would come and beat him again tonight.

For his small, humble wish, Luo Jiujiang was of course satisfied.

So, almost only when he was full of worries and rolled the quilt over his chest, Ji Shijie's movements suddenly froze.

A hand suddenly appeared and pressed firmly on his shoulder.

Luo Jiujiang graciously leaned down and spoke to him: "Oh, if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, are you waiting to be beaten? This time, your mind is clear."

Ji Shijie: "..."

He is sober!

If he was really sober, how could he not be able to figure out how Luo Jiujiang got into his room, and how could he be beaten here pitifully and helplessly now!

Ji Shijie took a deep breath, feeling that the situation was gradually getting out of control.

He still tried to deal with Luo Jiujiang according to the method in the past, deliberately lowered his face to stare at the figure in front of him, and asked in a deep voice, "Did I do something wrong? You explain it to me first. People can't do unreasonable things. "

Luo Jiujiang didn't like to reason with scumbags.

He still had a smile on his face, but his fist had been swung quickly and violently. Hearing Ji Shijie's scream, he spat out half a bloody front tooth in the next moment.

"What did you say?" Luo Jiujiang asked pretending to be curious, "I don't quite understand my fist."

Ji Shijie: "..."

He was hit by this punch and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times, until he rolled to the edge of the bed and was about to fall, and then he suddenly realized something.

- This time, Luo Jiujiang didn't cover his mouth!

Ji Shijie was overjoyed immediately, he snapped open the bedside lamp, and then desperately shouted for help, shouting slogans such as murder, arson, fire, and beating.

As a result, not only was there no movement upstairs and downstairs, but even Liang Xiaojing, who was sleeping in the next room, seemed to have heard nothing.

If that woman wants to protect herself, Ji Shijie is not incomprehensible. But there is only a thin layer of walls next door and in the bedroom, and when it's quiet at night, they can even hear each other turning over and babbling.

Liang Xiaojing is not the kind of person who is particularly calm.

If the crunching box spring didn't even ring, then maybe... maybe she really didn't hear it

Ji Shijie was frightened by this thought of his own, and then he sweated profusely.

He could feel two extremely oppressive eyes staring at his back all the time. Ji Shijie turned his head slowly, only to see Luo Jiujiang clasping his chest with his arms, looking at him with ease.

"… "

"Stop shouting?" Luo Jiujiang asked calmly.

Ji Shijie opened and closed his mouth, and finally pleaded dryly, "Just let me go."

"You are really lenient in self-discipline and strict in self-discipline." Luo Jiujiang sneered, "In the past three years, I have never seen you let go of the slightest opportunity to make money - even if you move out. , you want my life too."

"Aren't you, aren't you dead yet?" Ji Shijie said with difficulty and shamelessness.

As soon as he said the words, he felt that something was wrong: how could he reveal his true thoughts? And it sounds too provocative!

late.

Luo Jiujiang grabbed his neck with one hand and dragged him from the bed for the first half of his life. Then he kicked him diagonally on the waist. At the same time, Luo Jiujiang let go of his hand.

Ji Shijie was kicked and rolled out of bed, flipping on the ground several times until he finally hit the wall.

Then, through the narrow perspective of his swollen one eye, he saw the feet that belonged to the devil tapped the floor with a rhythmic crunch, approaching him step by step, and finally stood in front of him.

Ji Shijie shivered.

Luo Jiujiang's shadow had completely covered him.

He heard Luo Jiujiang greet him cordially: "I'm asking a question, how did you survive until you were beaten to death today?"

"… "

Ji Shijie felt that he was almost killed tonight.

However, this is not the end of his tragic story.

After this meal made him feel powerless, and he felt like he was a loser, Luo Jiujiang didn't even leave.

He calmly took out a stack of white paper and a box of ink pad from his trouser pocket.

"Sign one by one, and then press a fingerprint." Luo Jiujiang said.

Ji Shijie widened his swollen and squinted eyes to read. The contents of the note made his heart burn, and he wished he would die immediately.

It was a pile of IOUs.

Adding up the amount is less, there are also 500,000 to 600,000 IOUs.

When he took the money from Lin Jingjiang, he was happy, and he spent it carelessly. But if he were to exchange this money now, it would be better to kill him!

But Luo Jiujiang was behind him, pressing his shoulder suggestively with one hand.

"Sign it well, don't make any fools. Then pay it back well, and get beaten up for a dollar less." Luo Jiujiang warned him, "Otherwise, you know, I can make you sign three times more."

Ji Shijie swallowed hard, feeling that the fishy and bitter tastes in his mouth were mixed together, and he could hardly distinguish the final taste.

OMG! Earth! He is dead!

After looking at Ji Shijie's signature, Luo Jiujiang casually put the stack of IOUs in his pocket, ignoring Ji Shijie's desperate eyes on his trousers pocket.

His gaze penetrated the window glass, as if it had stopped far away at that moment.

[Thousand Ridges. ] Luo Jiujiang suddenly whispered.

[what? ] The system is about to be tortured out of the conditioned reflex, as soon as he hears this name, his whole body will be shaken immediately!

[I feel the breath of Qianling. ] Luo Jiujiang said, [It seems that there are thousands of mountains in this world. ]

[Then… congratulations to the host? ]

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the electronic sound of the system, which has been unchanged for thousands of years, seems a little weak.