Today is a day to remember.
After Luo Jiujiang came to this world, the first day he met his object, he was taken away by the police uncle.
- Reported by his subject himself.
This tm is embarrassing.
The system has already begun to see Luo Jiujiang's joke. It really lives up to its reputation as a "second-generation system that can be learned". After getting along with Luo Jiujiang for so long, he has learned to be vindictive and cynical.
System: [White Moonlight. ]
Luo Jiujiang: [… ]
System: [Han Qianling. ]
Luo Jiujiang: [… ]
System: [Your Qianling is the best Qianling in the world. ]
Luo Jiujiang: [… This is true. ]
The system did not expect that there would still be such a big guy in the world who still has no regrets in the next round. He couldn't help but ask one more question: [Does the host have anything else to praise Bai Yueguang this time? ]
Immediately, under the frequency of the brainwaves detected by the system, Luo Jiujiang actually said the following sentence from the bottom of his heart.
He said with relief: [Qianling has a strong sense of self-protection, which is really good. ]
system:[… ]
It just owes its mouth, otherwise why would it be unnecessary to ask this sentence? !
Withdrew his attention from communicating with the system, Luo Jiujiang looked intently at the police uncles in front of him.
"Really not, it's just a misunderstanding." Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely.
The police in the town also said to him very earnestly: "We also very much hope that this is a misunderstanding."
You must know that the town has always been a quiet, remote, indisputable place, and it is also very suitable for retirement.
Basically, the young people in the town have gone out to work, and most of the people who stay in the town are old men and old ladies. As for those government workers, most of them are local middle-aged people.
To be native means to be close to one another.
If you take out the genealogy and lay it out, the old Lin who is interrogating Luo Jiujiang in front of him will have to call Luo Jiujiang's current body uncle.
The folk customs in the town are simple and honest, and the criminal cases that the police have dealt with over the years are generally only theft—and there is no such bad nature as burglary.
Therefore, Luo Jiujiang's report of inducing others to take drugs can really be said to be the first major case in the town in 20 years. For fear of dealing with such vicious cases, the police force was not enough, and the police station even the police with the registered permanent residence were dispatched.
Luo Jiujiang added again: "This is really just a misunderstanding."
"We would rather it was a misunderstanding, but you need to show something to prove it." Speaking of which, the person interrogating Luo Jiujiang was helpless. "Otherwise, before the results of the testing center come out, you will be a criminal suspect."
You know, Han Qianling called the police through the secretary, and the police assigned tasks layer by layer, and finally released it to the police station in the town nearby.
Hanqianling has a very high social status in this world, so it is very important to report the case to avoid adverse social impact.
The police confiscated all the dishes in Luo Jiujiang’s kitchen on the spot and meticulously took samples one by one. Since there is no testing center in the small area, the samples were sent to the city as soon as they arrived.
Lao Lin said: "You can explain the whole process in detail, otherwise, when the results of the testing center come out, it may be someone from the city who will come to judge you."
Luo Jiujiang thought carefully about the explanation he might have given.
- Qianling hurts because he is a soul fragment. He doesn't feel pain when he eats the dishes I make, is it because I suppressed him with aura
The system finally couldn't help but jump out and ask Luo Jiujiang: [Does the host really plan to say that? ]
Luo Jiujiang is still very experienced: [No, I'm going to try it out first... The last time I told the truth, I was dealt with under the Public Order Disturbance Act and fined 500 yuan. ]
System: [… No, before meeting me? What did you say last time, host? ! ]
Luo Jiujiang answered honestly: [I said that I can fight against the Tao of Heaven, and since then, rivers will flow back, mountains and rivers will overturn, cold currents and fires will be reversed, the sky and the earth will be eclipsed, and thousands of people will die. ]
system:[… ]
The system said strangely: [Then they actually believed it? ]
[The first time I went to another world to visit, it is not good to hide without experience. At that time, they even knew that Qianling was a dragon. ] So it's not about taking every word he says with caution.
After answering the system's questions, Luo Jiujiang raised his head and started his trial.
He thought about the world's attitude towards views such as soul, spiritual energy, and immortality, and tried to ask, "Is it illegal for you to promote feudal superstitions here?"
Lao Lin: "... guilty."
Luo Jiujiang said regretfully: "Then there is nothing to explain."
Lao Lin: "..."
system:[… ]
Is this also called testing? It has nothing to say!
Luo Jiujiang and the middle-aged man, who was actually his nephew in terms of seniority, looked at each other for a while, and both felt that the other was a dead end.
The middle-aged man looked at Luo Jiujiang sadly: "Stubborn!"
Luo Jiujiang also looked back helplessly: "I'm serious."
If it wasn't for Han Qianling's request, the order of food testing was interrupted, and the test results appeared immediately, I'm afraid Luo Jiujiang and the middleman would continue to stare at each other in such an embarrassing manner.
The test results proved that Luo Jiujiang was completely innocent.
His food did not contain any illegal ingredients at all—the kind of seasoning that Han Qianling mistakenly thought was poppy, but it was actually grass fruit.
Han Qianling stood in the testing center with a blank face, listening to the staff explaining to him with a smile.
He was pale and weak because he had just undergone a gastric lavage.
The staff said very patiently: "Caoguo is a very common seasoning. Of course, there are many misunderstandings between strawberry and poppy. This misunderstanding is quite classic. We usually encounter one every two weeks. back."
Han Qianling patiently listened to the other party's speech, and he didn't speak slowly until the staff finished speaking.
"However, my disease was really suppressed by these meals."
The staff thought for a while and said very euphemistically: "Maybe it's a spiritual placebo, or a deviation in personal physique... If you think about it for the better, maybe it's a unique miracle in the world?"
After a pause, he even made a joke: "According to our test results, the food does not contain any harmful substances, not even a small residue of common pesticides. Except that it is too fragrant and makes people want to eat it. Plus, they're very healthy."
Han Qianling was silent for a longer time this time.
He thanked the staff, and the secretary took the test report from the other party for him. Han Qianling turned around and walked towards the stairs. As he walked, he spoke to the secretary beside him: "Make an appointment with the doctor for me."
Is there really such a good elixir in the world? He doesn't believe it.
… He kind of wants to believe.
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A call was made to the town police station to inform the final result of the test report.
Not only food testing, but also Luojiujiang blood testing.
Anyway, no matter which report, the final result proves Luo Jiujiang's innocence.
The policemen looked at each other and felt very disbelieving at the result.
You must know that they have already learned the identity of the famous entrepreneur in Hanqianling through the phone of their superiors.
Such a wealthy CEO, who had nothing to do during the day, came to the town to knock on the door and asked for boarding, and then reported the other party for hiding drugs after eating a meal, only to find out that it was an oolong
- Feelings are you touching porcelain
And no wonder they suspected that, after all, the meal brought out from Luo Jiujiang's house was so fragrant.
If it is said that only braised pork is so fragrant, it is understandable.
Although middle-aged people are not literate enough, they have always insisted on learning: the smell of braised pork is fragrant, isn't it just the principle of how the molecules move in the air when the oil molecules decompose
But if you stir-fry bean sprouts, it's so fragrant, shredded potatoes are so fragrant, and even a large pot of white rice tastes so fragrant when you cook a pot of porridge without adding light. It's really unreasonable, isn't it
If you say that there is no expectation, then who will believe it!
- Science believes. The scientific report proves that Luo Jiujiang did not add anything.
He just cooks and eats deliciously.
The police looked at each other with an "evil" look, and they saw disbelief in each other's eyes.
They escorted the innocent Mr. Luo Jiujiang home, and then fulfilled their responsibilities as the people's guard, very responsible for Luo Jiujiang and the neighbors who were probing their brains to explain one by one, washed Luo Jiujiang's grievances, and relieved their future troubles .
"Ah, yes, it's nothing. It's all from the villagers, what can happen."
"The young man was an eyewitness, and we just picked up the police car - isn't this a good return?"
"There is no evil in the children of the old Lin family. This young man is very good. He will definitely take over his grandfather's job in the future."
After Luo Jiujiang was safely sent home, the police car whizzed away and returned to the police station at the other end of the town.
After the three police officers returned to the police station, they found that they had done something wrong.
- After the small half-pot of braised pork and Luojiujiang were made, Hanqianling was simply the symbolic stir-fried bean sprouts, boiled shredded potatoes, blanched green vegetables, and undrinked white rice porridge, all of which were confiscated as evidence. .
When they escorted Luo Jiujiang back safely, they forgot to bring back the dishes and dishes.
It stands to reason that the town is not big, and there is no need for a police car to be dispatched, as long as a man carries a bag for a trip.
However…
It's really fragrant, and it smells so good even when it's cold.
In order to try this unprecedented major case, the conscientious public servants of the people have not had dinner yet.
Moreover, this dish has been tossing for so long, and it is already cold. How can I be embarrassed to return the cold dishes, what if they are dumped
- What a waste of money!
As public servants of the people, of course, they have to consider the people, clean the dishes and bowls well, and then return them to the citizens!
The men looked at each other and nodded solemnly.
In a town, we are all close to each other, so eating a meal with relatives is the same as visiting.
The police station has a kitchen on duty, and the old men are usually not particular about it. Usually, whoever is on duty will make instant noodles, or warm up the leftovers at noon.
Therefore, middle-aged people have long mastered skilled kitchen skills.
Add some water to the bottom of the pot to prevent it from drying out. Skillfully shake the pot back and forth to heat, and then pour a full plate of vegetables into the pot - hiss, so fragrant!
As soon as the temperature of the hot pot comes up, the aroma of the dish comes out all of a sudden!
Old Chen, who was hot dishes, glanced back inadvertently, his eyes straightened immediately: "Lao Liu, Lao Li, put the bowl down for me."
The porridge is not hot yet, so you are rushing to eat cold porridge too!
It's almost out of points!