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Chapter 50: Gloomy President x Quick Knife Chef

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Han Qianling: "..."

Facing Luo Jiujiang's contrived, superficial, sounding innocuous, countless loopholes visible to the naked eye, and called "not acting at all" by the system, Han Qianling turned pale.

Maybe it's really caring.

At the same time, Luo Jiujiang, who abruptly carried a ten-ton boulder, had a ruddy face and breathed freely, while Han Qianling's forehead was sweating like rain in an instant, and his breathing was so flustered that he completely lost his rhythm.

He hesitated and said in horror, "You..."

For the first time in his life, when he signed a multi-billion order, his face remained unchanged, and he was still able to chat and laugh with the boss opposite him.

When the doctor regretfully announced that his case was the only one in the world, I am afraid there is no proven and feasible treatment method, and even euphemistically suggested that he might not live beyond the age of 30, Han Qianling just nodded, saying that he had expected it.

However, at this moment, facing the danger that Luo Jiujiang might encounter, Han Qianling was in chaos.

The system turned off its own infrared camera module for the first time, and it felt that it was no longer necessary to read it.

It already has a sufficient understanding of its host, and it can deduce Luo Jiujiang's logical process with a hard disk smashing module.

Sure enough, seeing Han Qianling's worried appearance, Luo Jiujiang immediately changed his words: "Don't worry, it just hurt a little bit. Now I feel better."

Wanting to cover it up, he added a superfluous sentence: "I don't think the bones are broken."

system:[… ]

Although it turned off the infrared camera, it did not turn off its own radio sensor. This is really misguided.

On the other side, after listening to Luo Jiujiang's explanation, Han Qianling's face was still not much better.

The thrilling moment just now reappeared in his mind repeatedly, and the horror contained in it far exceeded any banned film in the world.

He saw with his own eyes that the boulder was like a hill, pressing down on Luo Jiujiang's thin figure. Luo Jiujiang's figure was set off to a very small size, and the gravity accumulated from high altitudes could break people's tendons and fractures almost at the moment of contact.

Even if seeing Luo Jiujiang with his own eyes is useless now, Han Qianling still wonders if he is dreaming.

He took a few steps forward erratically, Luo Jiujiang saw that his face was not good, and quickly supported him.

Ever since he knew Han Qianling in this world, the other party has always behaved very well.

After all, Luo Jiujiang took the initiative in the few contacts between the two: holding Qianling's hand, reaching out to cover Qianling's cold back neck, and touching his fingers when handing out snacks.

However, this was the first time that Han Qianling held Luo Jiujiang's hand tightly, as if to make sure that Luo Jiujiang still existed in the world.

Perhaps realizing that Luo Jiujiang was "injured", he let go of his hand after shaking it, and patted along Luo Jiujiang's arm gently and in a panic.

"Does it hurt here?" Han Qianling pressed Luo Jiujiang's elbow, his eyes fixed on Luo Jiujiang's expression slowly, and his voice was panic and hurried, "Can you still lift your arm? Bend your fingers, if it hurts, keep it. Don't move."

At this moment, no matter who can see Han Qianling's expression: concentration and concern mixed with heartache that must not be lost, they will get a very clear feeling that Luo Jiujiang is Han Qianling's life.

Luo Jiujiang lowered his head halfway, looking obedient, Han Qianling followed an instruction, he would never kick his legs if he wanted to raise his hand, and he would never throw out a cloth if he wanted to throw a stone.

But actually...

Luo Jiujiang said to the system like a dream: [Wow, this feels so cool... ]

system:[… ]

The system swears to God that it is not the kind of system that discriminates against other people's sexuality.

However, at this moment, it really wanted to scold a "dead gay" from the bottom of his heart.

No, is Comrade Gray Moonlight blind? What is this man in front of you who takes a big stone with his bare hands? He can still break a big stone in his chest!

Luo Jiujiang not only has no broken skin, but can also give you a set of iron man 10 events on the spot!

It is a pity that the thoughts of system intelligence can only be heard by itself.

So the respectable system 5555 can only be forced to continue to watch this pair of dog, man, man, you and me.

Han Qianling carefully checked Luo Jiujiang up and down.

Especially his arms, he really used the stamina and carefulness of embroidery to grope Luo Jiujiang's hands and arms to confirm that he really did not break any bones.

After finishing this, he let out a long breath, as if the frightened wandering spirit finally returned.

He looked at Luo Jiujiang and asked softly, "Does it still hurt?"

"Well... this..." Luo Jiujiang thought for a while, and decisively beat the foreign aid in his mind: [Do you think that in this situation, as an ordinary human being, it is more appropriate to have pain or not? ]

The system answered decisively: [The pain is appropriate. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [But I'm afraid Qianling is worried. ]

[Then it doesn't hurt. ]

[Yes, yes,] Luo Jiujiang was a little hesitant, [but it doesn't quite meet the standards of normal human beings. ]

system:[… ]

The system is simply furious.

Does the host think that it is a normal human being to pick up dozens of tons of rocks that are moving with acceleration of gravity, and then throw it to the bottom of the cliff like a volleyball? !

The system coldly told its host who was particularly capable of doing things: [According to the standard of normal human beings, it is more appropriate for the host to fall to the ground and flutter in the street now. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

Luo Jiujiang calmed down and decided to adopt a compromise statement: "It's okay, the pain is a little painful, but you see, it doesn't affect the activity at all."

"Maybe it's a bone fracture, so you need to check it carefully." Han Qianling's expression was still serious, "The ambulance can't come in here, so let's go down the mountain and call."

Han Qianling didn't dare to hold Luo Jiujiang's hand tightly, for fear of aggravating his injury, he had to hold Luo Jiujiang's sleeve tightly.

If it wasn't for Luo Jiujiang's resolute protest, I'm afraid Han Qianling would have wanted to carry him down the mountain himself.

The system finally understood that when these two people met, they would have their own sight reduction buff.

On the bumpy mountain road, the two walked side by side for a while, and Han Qianling slowly recovered from the feeling of being on the verge of loss and extreme panic.

When people are in fear, their thinking ability is greatly compressed. However, as long as his mood is calmer, he can easily find a lot of things that are wrong.

For example, Han Qianling is very sure of his strength. The moment he pushed Luo Jiujiang desperately just now, he almost went to exchange his life for his life, no matter what, he would knock Luo Jiujiang out of the danger zone.

But why was it that he himself was ejected more than ten steps away like a spring

And he could see clearly that the volume ratio between Luo Jiujiang and that huge rock was quite outrageous. He himself is in the jade business and knows the approximate density of this kind of mountain rock.

If an ordinary person is crushed by the head, the body is not crushed into a cake, and the head and feet can be distinguished from the wreckage. The ancestors burned the incense.

However, Luo Jiujiang not only held the stone in his arms, but also turned around and threw the rock away.

This scene is beyond human common sense, it is too outrageous.

Han Qianling believes that, with the development of the extreme potential of human beings, a mother can lift a two-ton truck for her beloved child; but a man who visually weighs in his early 100s can pick up a stone weighing at least ten tons. … this is not in line with the physiological structure.

Under the stimulation of this stone, Han Qianling finally re-faced Luo Jiujiang's amazing cooking skills, as well as the first-hand knife skills that the naked eye can't see clearly.

In the second half of the journey down the mountain, Han Qianling's hand holding Luo Jiujiang's cuff loosened slightly, and his eyes frequently turned to Luo Jiujiang's profile.

He came back to it.

Luo Jiujiang calmly greeted his gaze. When Han Qianling turned his head for the twelfth time, Luo Jiujiang slowly stated the reason he had been brewing for a long time.

"Actually," he said mysteriously, "I have studied qigong."

Han Qianling: "..."

Luo Jiujiang conscientiously rounded up this lie: "I can still do Tai Chi, have you heard of it?"

Han Qianling: "...Oh."

Han Qianling was expressionless, because he was a little unsure of which expression he should show.

He could only quietly listen to Luo Jiujiang's desperate efforts to break back the logic that he had already deviated from the solar system: "I think you are right, I may indeed have a bone fracture, and now I feel pain, and I can't lift my hand. Activities are not very convenient.”

Luo Jiujiang has already worked so hard, Han Qianling is really not good at demolishing his stage.

For the sake of love, Han Qianling tried his best to look like he believed.

Han Qianling has already begun to think deeply about what he can do to prevent Luo Jiujiang from coming to the stage, and how to quietly bribe the doctor, let him speak nonsense with his eyes open, and announce that the X-ray film does have bone fractures.

Just then, another coincidence happened.

It was too late and then too fast, almost only in the blink of an eye, Luo Jiujiang's figure moved like the wind.

He waved his hand first, cut off a branch on the side of the cliff with a knife, then grabbed the branch with his backhand, violently provoked a brightly colored snake with a triangular head, and nailed the long snake into the cliff. .

At that moment, Luo Jiujiang's expression was extremely serious. Like a rock that suddenly rolled down, this snake appeared strangely.

He remembered that the world had tried desperately to hide the traces of Qianling at the beginning, so that he would not find it.

If Qianling really had an accident, then his soul fragments would continue to sneak into the reincarnation of this world. Luo Jiujiang didn't know how much time it would take to find him.

Just when Luo Jiujiang was thinking about this with a sullen face, Han Qianling, who was beside him, finally couldn't bear it any longer, and coughed as if his throat was itchy.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Luo Jiujiang suddenly came back to his senses.

He suddenly realized what he had done.

Did he just say that his arm was fractured and he couldn't lift his hand, so he just nailed the poisonous snake to death with his hind feet

Luo Jiujiang slowly turned his neck, facing Shang Han Qianling's indescribable expression.

Han Qianling clenched his fist and coughed again. He pointed to the snake pinned by a branch on the cliff: "That... is there anything else you want to say?"

Luo Jiujiang made his last dying struggle: "Actually, I also learned kendo."

"... I can see it." Han Qianling took another look at the branch that penetrated the snake's head and penetrated deeply into the soil layer of the cliff, and replied solemnly.

How could the branch understand the embarrassment in the world, it was still swaying tremblingly along the force Luo Jiujiang had just exerted.

In the relatively speechless silence between the two, the bright red snake reluctantly flicked the tip of its tail at last.

Han Qianling asked softly, "Did you know that the attack speed of a snake is generally between 44 milliseconds and 70 milliseconds."

Luo Jiujiang: "...I have been taught."

As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was a speed that an ordinary person would never have. The problem was that if Luo Jiujiang made a move, the reaction was always so fast that it could not be measured in milliseconds.

Han Qianling thought about it and decided to ask Luo Jiujiang's opinion: "Do you still need to call an ambulance after going down the mountain for a while?"

"No need." Luo Jiujiang rubbed the tip of his nose, "Are we going back?"

"Go back, why didn't you go back?" This time, Han Qianling took the initiative to hand out a hand to Luo Jiujiang, and then tightly held Luo Jiujiang's hand that could lift rocks and stick branches into the soil.

This time, the two of them really walked side by side.

The two took a few steps, and Luo Jiujiang stopped again.

"What's the matter, Jiujiang?"

"Do you want to eat snake meat? If you do, I'll take the snake back and make soup for you."

"… "

"It's very fresh. It can be roasted. The meat of the snake can be cooked or roasted, but it's best not to steam it. I have a lot of experience in eating snakes."

"...Eat." In the face of temptation, Han Qianling decisively showed his integrity to the food.

The author has something to say: Han Qianling: "I don't know why, when I heard about eating snakes, I felt very refreshed subconsciously."