Han Qianling lingered in the small courtyard for two months, but in the end, it really couldn't be dragged on.
If he doesn't go back to the city to preside over the overall situation and take charge of the company, the secretary will probably fly over and write him a 4D blood letter.
Last night, the secretary's routine daily briefing didn't even include a single word. He just passed over two comparison pictures with a faint resentment.
The content above the picture is two numbers, the numbers on the electronic scale, representing the secretary's weight.
In the comparison between the previous and the next, Han Qianling can completely know through the simplest subtraction operation that in just two months, the secretary has lost fifteen pounds.
It's not easy, drinking laxatives every day may not be able to lose weight so quickly.
If this news spreads, it will envy how many little girls who want to lose weight.
Han Qianling fell into contemplation while looking at the two pictures.
Of course, capitalists do not have the scarce resource of conscience. Han Qianling wasn't thinking that the secretary had lost so much weight, and whether there was still a human figure.
He was thinking, he has been eating and drinking well in the small courtyard these days, playing well and sleeping well, and his appetite is particularly good. Maybe he has gained a lot of weight
I don't know if I have deformed, making Luo Jiujiang feel disgusted
Or is it that Luo Jiujiang will not be able to find out about this matter every day, watching it subtly
Thinking of this, Han Qianling called Luo Jiujiang over and politely asked him about his weight.
Luo Jiujiang is very versatile. As soon as he heard Han Qianling's question, he instantly reported Han Qianling's weight, and even accurate to the next unit.
He said very confidently: "Three hundred and twenty-six pounds and thirteen taels!"
Han Qianling: "..."
At that moment, Han Qianling didn't know what expression he should put on!
After hearing that answer, the system that had been watching from the side almost kneeled to the host on the spot.
It collapsed and asked the host for the first time: [Why zero thirteen two? ]
And no matter from which point of view, Comrade Bai Yueguang is only 150 pounds at most. The host doubled the body weight in one breath, is it because he is afraid that he will not die
Luo Jiujiang also asked it very suspiciously: [Of course it's zero thirteen taels, how could you ask such a question? ]
The chickens and ducks on both sides of them talked for a long time before the system suddenly woke up.
—The host is from another world! A visitor from the world of immortality!
In his set of weight conversion units, one pound is equal to sixteen taels!
The system silently deletes the junk data generated by its program confusion at that moment into the recycle bin. He asked his host: [What is the ratio between the kilograms you are used to and the grams? ]
In order to prevent Luo Jiujiang from not knowing what "gram" is, it also specifically told Luo Jiujiang: [A dime is one gram. ]
Luo Jiujiang still knows how much "gram" weighs. After all, he live-streams cooking every day, and modern recipes have a very precise grasp of the proportions of seasonings, salt and sugar cooking wine are calculated in grams.
Luo Jiujiang answered without defense: [A pound is about two hundred grams, what's wrong? ]
The system sneered, thinking you're still asking me what's wrong? Obviously, Gray Moonlight wants to ask you what's wrong.
A good man who is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 74 kilograms. You told him so confidently that he now weighs more than 300 kilograms...
If you are not in true love, if you are not gay, now the host, you are afraid that you have already been sacked by the object!
…
Later, Han Qianling's expression miraculously brought this misunderstanding to the past.
It's just that not long after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling returned to Han's house together, Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang a special gift.
He had someone specially developed a stand-alone app and installed it in Luo Jiujiang's mobile phone. Can be used to convert weight, speed, time, area...
system:[… ]
This group of dog boys and boys is really incomprehensible when it comes to love.
It would be too polite for him to say that Gray Moonlight. If he systematically took action, he would probably have given Luo Jiujiang a set of elementary school mathematics textbooks.
…
Back in time to the night when the secretary was dehydrated and de-fleshed.
After the secretary's three urgings and four requests, and under the threat of weight, Han Qianling finally sent a text message to the opposite party, asking the other party to book a flight ticket for tomorrow or the day after tomorrow for him and Luo Jiujiang.
After thinking about it, in addition to the explanation at work, Han Qianling also became a very human boss.
He comforted the secretary, don't be afraid if you lose weight, you will gain weight soon. After all, there is a thing in the world called overwork and fat.
secretary:"… "
The secretary held the phone, his eyes were trembling, and it took a whole minute to distinguish whether it was a joke or not—his boss had no habit of making jokes before, so the name Hanqianling was associated with jokes. Too creepy.
After thinking about it, the secretary could only come to one conclusion in the end.
So that Southland cook really gave the boss a bow, didn't he
…
As for the matter of going back with him, Luo Jiujiang had promised Han Qianling a long time ago.
Therefore, upon hearing Han Qianling's proposal to leave tomorrow afternoon, Luo Jiujiang agreed immediately.
- If Qianling didn't take him away, it would be a little troublesome. Now he doesn't know what the world is thinking about Qianling, and Luo Jiujiang doesn't worry about the other party alone.
Moreover, he had to use his spiritual energy to cook dishes for the other party to eat.
As for the matter of eating, Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang had already come to a conclusion when they chatted one day.
At that time, the two were mentioning where Luo Jiujiang went after returning to the city.
Han Qianling joked: "Jiujiang chef sits in Han Zhai, and the salary to be paid must be astronomical."
Luo Jiujiang smiled and shook his head: "You are wrong, the chef doesn't make money."
When Han Qianling heard the words, his face suddenly became more solemn.
"That's bad - since it's not for money, it must be for my beauty."
The two looked at each other and laughed together and fell into the sofa.
Luo Jiujiang's fingers quietly climbed over Han Qianling's thigh, and then silently hooked onto Han Qianling's hand.
"To be honest with Mr. Han, she is charming and charming. From the first time I saw Mr. Han, I had this idea in mind."
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That night, Luo Jiujiang brought the good news to share with Ji Shijie.
Although Ji Shijie keeps making small moves these days, such as moving house many times, taking Liang Xiaojing to live in the next city, or trying to get on a high-speed train bound for the border in the middle of the night...
But Luo Jiujiang's words mattered. Since Ji Shijie smashed the pot and sold iron, broke down his family and paid off the debt of more than 600,000 yuan, Luo Jiujiang never beat him from time to time.
- He just found Ji Shijie no matter if he fled to the ends of the earth, and then forced Ji Shijie to eat what he should eat every night, so that he could experience the torture the original owner had suffered.
As for the eating time... This is adjusted according to the biological clock of Han Qianling.
At the beginning, Han Qianling went to bed early every day, so Luo Jiujiang went to check in earlier.
But when that rainstorm night passed, the relationship between Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling went even further.
From then on, Han Qianling will advance the time to process documents at night by half an hour. In this way, he can chat and joke with Luo Jiujiang after he finishes his official duties.
They always have a lot to talk about, and they can still have a bowl of supper after talking.
So, naturally, the time that Luo Jiujiang gave to Ji Shijie would be set back.
Sometimes the time is delayed until midnight, and fast food restaurants are closed all over the street, and the source of food becomes a problem.
According to the Geneva Convention, if Luo Jiujiang went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy frozen dumplings and let Ji Shijie eat them raw, it would seem inhumane.
It doesn't matter, Luo Jiujiang took care of this problem and fed him cooked food.
Since then, Ji Shijie's recipes have been determined based on the live broadcast of Luo Jiujiang that day and the supper in Hanqianling that night.
The leftovers of all the ingredients, such as the overnight meal from the night before the day before yesterday, the old cabbage buns that are not needed for fried cabbage, the black chicken buttocks that are not eaten by stewed chicken, and the tomato stalks picked from the tomato beef soup...
These kitchen waste and by-products are drawn once, and water is added casually at night, boiled into a bucket in a large pot, and then delivered to Ji Shijie's house through the Luojiujiang brand fresh food direct express.
When the original host was eating the broadcast, the vomiting-inducing behavior had reached the later stage. As long as there was enough cream, carbonated drinks or soup to moisten the throat, it was almost smooth to the point where it was possible to vomit out by bending the esophagus.
Therefore, thanks to Lin Jingjiang's rich experience, Luo Jiujiang has prepared soup for Ji Shijie to induce vomiting, so caring.
When Ji Shijie received this special gift that night, his eyes immediately turned red. He shook his lips and looked at the big red plastic bucket for a while, and finally spoke with difficulty.
"I haven't done farm work, but I've at least read." Ji Shijie's expression was demented, "You...you...isn't that swill?!"
Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized!
He finally understood why when he was cooking this pot of simmering, a strange feeling arose in his heart.
Ji Shijie was beaten by Luo Jiujiang for many days, and he has learned to be good.
"Now even raising pigs in the countryside is scientifically raising pigs, you..."
Luo Jiujiang did not understand what scientific pig raising was.
But it doesn't matter, the reason why people can become the overlord at the top of the food chain is because people can learn.
So he called out the system, quickly collected relevant information, and browsed it on the light screen at a glance.
Half a minute later, he felt that he had understood Ji Shijie's protest, and asked the scumbag's opinion amiably: "I see, you mean you want to change to concentrate, right?"
"… "
Silence, silence, long silence.
After silently shutting his mouth and being amazed for three minutes, Ji Shijie didn't say a word of nonsense, grabbed the spoon and started to snort.
Although Luo Jiujiang thinks that his stew is not swill, but looking at Ji Shijie's resignation, he thinks it makes sense for this thing to be used to raise pigs.