Luo Jiujiang, who appeared every night, was like an unavoidable nightmare, and the ordinary red plastic bucket he brought up every day was almost a nightmare for Ji Shijie.
Ji Shijie shivered subconsciously when he saw the red bucket.
If things go on like this, his stress state is about to evolve to the point where he becomes unconscious when he sees red.
According to Luo Jiujiang's observations, apart from bullfighting, there should be no creatures like Ji Shijie that are so sensitive to red in the world.
In addition, Ji Shijie's career also did not develop smoothly.
He left Lin Jingjiang because he wanted to cultivate Liang Xiaojing into his new cash cow.
Liang Xiaojing has a sweet voice and good looks, and she will catch up without stage fright.
Although there are not 10 million or 8 million such people in the country, compared to Lin Jingjiang, who has been drained of value, Liang Xiaojing is undoubtedly a gold mine waiting to be tapped.
So they both hit it off.
Ji Shijie quickly completed the one-stop process of taking Lin Jingjiang from insulting, to abandoning, to being forced to death, to the happy life he once thought he had.
Yes, presumptuous.
The current live broadcast market is not what it used to be, it is a new thing with low competitive pressure. At that time, as long as you have the guts to go into the water, you can easily leave an impression in the minds of the public.
Now the routines are flowing, and all kinds of means are blooming. Some of Lin Jingjiang's routines when he made his fortune are too outdated, and some are not suitable for Liang Xiaojing because of gender.
Although everyone knows that as long as you are ingenious, you can attract attention, but it is easier said than done if you are ingenious!
Anyone who has had the experience of starting from scratch knows that the hardest part is always the first step of "starting up".
As for the latter matter, whether it is a bottleneck period or an opponent's suppression, that is another difficult method.
Under Ji Shijie's plan, Liang Xiaojing is obviously much more popular than when she first came to Ji Shijie, and the number of fans is also increasing visibly day by day.
But not enough.
Although she can already make some small money, making small money is not the purpose of her looking for Ji Shijie!
She is going to be popular in half the sky, to be the first line in the Internet celebrity, and the person who is not bad on the shoulders of ordinary stars!
Compared to this goal, Ji Shijie really disappointed her.
What disappoints Liang Xiaojing is not just that Ji Shijie didn't make her a hit
To be honest, Liang Xiaojing couldn't see Ji Shijie's state in his heart.
… see what he looks like now? A little turbulent, he will be a soldier.
Because he is still a big man, Liang Xiaojing is more calm than any woman.
These days, Liang Xiaojing strictly implements the plan, and rarely does the elementary live broadcasts of "overeating and vomiting everything in the stomach".
This made her mental state better than before, which also made Ji Shijie more sluggish and nervous.
Looking at Liang Xiaojing, Ji Shijie first bumped himself into a bruised face every midnight, and then yelled and refused to admit that he was sleepwalking, insisting on going to the police station to call the police.
Okay, because he is also his boyfriend, Liang Xiaojing from the police station also accompanied him.
As a result, the police comrades took a whole day, and no doubts were investigated.
Then Ji Shijie wanted to move.
Liang Xiaojing managed to save some small money in his hand, but he didn't know that firewood was expensive.
Two days ago, he borrowed 20,000 yuan and didn't say what it was for, but only said that 100,000 yuan was urgent, and now he has to rent another house and let Liang Xiaojing pay for it
The rent for this house is still three months away. What is Ji Shijie doing
Liang Xiaojing had a big quarrel with Ji Shijie because of this, and finally took this pretext and made an IOU according to Ji Shijie, and by the way, made up the 20,000 yuan I borrowed before.
Of course, she didn't understand why Ji Shijie felt like he had Parkinson's as soon as he heard the word "IOU".
Finally, the IOU was signed, and the house was moved. Shouldn't he be happy
No, the morning after Ji Shijie moved into the rented house, he was swollen more than ever.
Liang Xiaojing; "… "
What's the matter, your sleepwalking has gotten worse when you recognize the bed
If his idiots only got to this point, Liang Xiaojing would swallow his anger and say nothing.
But I don't know why, since one day, Ji Shijie started vomiting in the middle of the night, and the sound of flushing water was heard over and over again in the bathroom.
Every day he would vomit for an hour or two in the dead of night, when his good dreams were in full swing, as if he wanted to empty his heart, liver, spleen and lungs.
Then see him the next morning, Ji Shijie always looks sluggish, silently rejects the breakfast she brings, and sometimes even vomits again when he sees that the breakfast is vegetable mixed soup.
Slowly, Ji Shijie began to smell the vomit peculiar to emetics.
This kind of smell cannot be noticed by the parties themselves, but to outsiders, it can be smelled very clearly.
The human heart, liver, spleen and lungs are all housed in the skin, and the digestive system has been stuffed in the skin for more than 20 years. How can it smell good
Liang Xiaojing also smelled Ji Shijie's body, and only then knew what a dangerous and disgusting road she had taken.
In this way, the mystery of the repeated sound of the toilet in the middle of the night was solved.
Liang Xiaojing was a little familiar with Ji Shijie's state.
She just didn't understand, she was obviously the one doing the eating and broadcasting, right? Ji Shijie is an agent and a photography copywriter, why does he vomit every day
Then one day, Liang Xiaojing was so annoyed that she wanted to sleep through the night.
So that day, she scoured the refrigerator and food cabinet at home, locked the security door, and quietly took Ji Shijie's door key.
The house they rented was on the seventh floor, so even if Ji Shijie ordered takeout, the door could not be opened, the window could not be delivered, and he would not be able to eat anything he wanted.
He can't eat air, can he
But Liang Xiaojing found that he still underestimated Ji Shijie.
After one o'clock in the middle of the night, Ji Shijie began to vomit frantically again. The sound of his vomiting and the sound of the toilet flushed alternately, and it took another full hour to subside.
Liang Xiaojing first covered her head with a pillow and tried to fall asleep, but when she figured out something, she couldn't fall asleep at all.
That night, Liang Xiaojing sat alone on the bed, feeling that she could not sleep all night, always thinking about a deep and terrifying question.
—Ji Shijie every night... He's not eating shit, is he
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Ji Shijie was curling up in his room watching Luo Jiujiang's live broadcast.
He couldn't explain why he still kept following Lin Jingjiang, and even when Lin Jingjiang changed the live broadcast platform, he also downloaded the APP software where Lin Jingjiang quit.
Later, he figured out that he was probably... in order to confirm today's dinner in advance.
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After the contract time of the current live broadcast website was fulfilled, Luo Jiujiang jumped to the video platform under the name of Han Qianling according to the content of the newly signed contract with Han Qianling and the agent took 1% of the pre-tax.
Every day, he will regularly set aside one to two hours for live broadcasts. This APP under the name of Han Qianling is extremely popular among young people, so most of Luo Jiujiang's fan base has been brought over intact.
As for the remaining fans... it all depends on the system's god editing.
You know, this video app under the name of Han Qianling mainly launches short videos. Short and short videos are undoubtedly the current entertainment trend.
It just so happened that the Luo Jiujiang knife was extremely fast, and it was easy to peel the skin in one second. The system also intercepted the clips of his cooking, accompanied by various divine comedies, combined with the homepage push, and quickly won a lot of attention.
Other than "666", many people think that Luo Jiujiang used video software for special processing.
But at this time, there will be a lot of old irons in the comments, telling them that this performance is not a filter, but the master of the UP master.
- That's right, although Luo Jiujiang is fried, steamed, boiled, fried, stewed, roasted and stewed every day, the old irons still directly attack his essence as a swordsman through the appearance of his cook.
Jianghu rumors: @清江江清 Although he can stew pigeons in the sky, cook king bastards in the sea, and braise bamboo rats in the forest, he is actually a ninja!
Luo Jiujiang: "..."
Today, Luo Jiujiang starts broadcasting as usual, and the live broadcast content is the most popular dish, Wensi Tofu.
Adjusting the appropriate angle of the camera has always been a matter of the system, and Luo Jiujiang does not need to worry about it. All he had to do was pick up a kitchen knife and get to work.
As soon as the live video was turned on, fans were keenly aware that he had changed the background.
This time, the shooting location of Luo Jiujiang was no longer between the kitchens and stoves in the small town, but instead was replaced by a cooking table decorated with high-grade marble.
How can I put it, even the kitchen utensils are sparkling in this place, and it really makes people feel the smell of money blowing in the face.
This is the large kitchen of the Hanqianling Villa.
Hanqianling rarely has the habit of staying at home to eat, so although this kitchen starts at 3 million for decoration alone, in fact, since the day it was built, the stove has not been turned on a few times.
Until it meets Luo Jiujiang.
Han Qianling leaned on the door frame not far away, carefully avoiding the direction of the camera.
With a slight smile in his eyes, he looked at Luo Jiujiang's tall and straight back, and listened to him skillfully dealing with the problems in the live broadcast room.
"Well, what we're going to do today is the well-known Wensi tofu."
"As you all know, this is a dish that tests knife skills. Because everyone has always been more interested in my knife skills... Huh? You say you are not satisfied?"
"Ah... what everyone means is that similar videos have been seen many times, so it's not too rare, right?"
Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly: "Then we won't cut straight knives this time."
"In this case, kitchen knives will not be easy to handle." Luo Jiujiang pondered for a while, walked into the depths of the kitchen, and selected a shiny steel knife that was half the length of an adult's arm from the kitchen rack, "We still Use this."
The barrage was simply turned upside down.
- "Fuck anchor, you are a tiger-headed knife..."
- "It's too late to say it, and the anchor pulled out a thirteen-ring gold-backed machete in the blink of an eye."
- "No kidding, with the anchor's arm strength, this horse-cutting knife is perfect for cutting people and horses."
- "You can't hide it from the anchor. You can't use the Qinglong Yanyue Knife for kitchen knives. You really are not a serious cook."
Luo Jiujiang calmly carried out his live broadcast content: "As everyone said, you all think that the shredded tofu of Wensi Tofu is too straight and too monotonous, so we will cut it out today... eh? ? You old iron have a lot of ideas."
The barrage was already laughing.
Luo Jiujiang also smiled, and then lengthened his voice: "Then let's combine the Qingming Riverside Map, and then combine the straight silk. Let's round up and cut a dragon pattern."
No one knew why he suddenly turned his head when he said this and smiled at a place behind him that the camera couldn't capture.
The author has something to say: This is how Jiang Jiang's weight formula was calculated yesterday.
One catty = sixteen taels
One kilogram = more than two hundred grams
One or two = less than fifteen grams
Mainly refer to the weight calculation method of Jin Dynasty.