Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 93: Wilderness anchor x Guwu swordsman

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In the face of Luo Jiujiang's extreme behavior, not only Han Qianling was stunned by this manipulation, but even the barrage was stunned.

- "Wait, can any of you see how that fire started?!"

- "This question is not simple? We all know that friction generates heat."

- "The above are joking with me, if you don't use tinder when drilling wood to make a fire, how can it be ignited by just two pieces of wood! Some people have done experiments at the beginning, that is, the speed of the chainsaw is in contact with the branches, and it is impossible to Hit Mars."

- "In this way, we can change our thinking... For example, if two chainsaws collide with each other at the speed of rotation, they will definitely hit Mars!"

- "You are dreaming. I think it's more likely that the anchor is doing tricks, or that he is a fire warrior."

Han Qianling's reaction was particularly cold compared to the heated and varied discussions and speculations on the barrage.

His lips were slightly pursed, and his long eyelashes covered the look in his eyes, as if he was not agitated by Luo Jiujiang's actions.

Han Qianling said firmly: "I won't take you, otherwise your life will be in danger."

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

The system has already laughed in Luo Jiujiang's mind hahaha: [Does the host need me to provide translation services? ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… No need. ]

[No no no,] The system gloated to insert a knife for him, [let me translate it—your white moonlight means: stay away from me, weak chicken! ]

Luo Jiujiang: [… ]

This is the first time in his life that he has been despised for his strength, not to mention, it feels quite fresh.

However, since the person who expressed disgust for him was Han Qianling, Luo Jiujiang felt at ease that this was an ingenious flirtation.

For Luo Jiujiang's beautiful dream, the system does not express any opinion.

Although Han Qianling rejected Luo Jiujiang directly, his eyes subconsciously traced the face of the person in front of him. I don't know why, from the first time he met this person, he seemed to have a familiar feeling in his heart.

It was as if as long as there was this person by his side, as long as he could stare into his smiling eyes, Han Qianling's innate, boiling pain and irritability would calm down like ice and snow.

After thinking for a while, Han Qianling lowered his head and picked up a piece of flint from the ground. He glanced at the flying camera floating beside Luo Jiujiang, and his tone slowed down slightly.

"I don't take your things casually. You can tell me whatever you want."

After a pause, Han Qianling's eyes lingered obscurely on Luo Jiujiang's ruffled cuffs, and then added: "Even if you want what I have with you, that's fine."

Han Qianling knew the fanatical worship of him by outsiders, and he also knew how valuable he was to a streamer who was doing this business and absorbing traffic.

If Luo Jiujiang was really just a reveler anchor, he would be ecstatic at this time.

Not to mention the millions of traffic brought by Hanqianling captured by the camera, it is just the personal thing that Hanqianling promised to give Luo Jiujiang - no matter what it is, as long as it comes from him, it will definitely be fired at a sky-high price.

However, Luo Jiujiang never wanted his things.

All he wanted was Han Qianling.

Luo Jiujiang slowly blew on the burning branch in his hand, blowing the flames even more vigorously.

"I haven't figured out what I want as a reward, so let's do this... The fire is all lit, let's not waste it, let's sit down and eat a hot meal first."

Han Qianling hesitated, nodded and said, "Okay."

As his voice settled, the dense barrage was obviously crazy.

- "So cute, so handsome, so cool, why is it so cute to reject people, and also so cute to nod, I sat on a chair with my feet up and my arms outstretched, spinning in place and taking off at a high speed of 30 million per hour! "

- "Ah, I'm not convinced, why is it so easy for the anchor to have dinner with Hanshen? Last year, I offered a sky-high price of 30 million yuan, hoping to have dinner with Hanshen at the same table, but I was ridiculed by the group and deleted my account..."

- "I got it! It turns out that it's very easy to get started with Hanshen! Just tell him 'I'm still hot, let's not waste it, you **** me first, then % and then ***,', I can give Hanshen monkey paper!"

- "The above tarnished the Godhead of Cold God, reported it."

Han Qianling took off the backpack on his shoulders, and took out two silver-packed compressed biscuits that were obviously heavy in weight.

It was just that before he could take his things out of the bag, a hand had already covered the back of his hand, suppressing his movements softly and irresistibly.

"Don't take dry food, let's have a meat dish." Luo Jiujiang said with a smile: "I've already met me, can you still eat this?"

Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang a fixed look, and closed the zipper of his backpack without saying a word. He held the sword with one hand, and stuffed the bag into Luo Jiujiang's arms with the other.

"Okay, then wait a moment."

The next moment, his staggering figure was like a yellow leaf riding the wind, with the tips of his hair flying, his figure had already drifted away.

Luo Jiujiang blinked. He found out that this Qianling obviously has something to say, and he is also a neat and quick-tempered person.

After Han Qianling left, the automatic flying camera above his head circled around him and automatically adjusted to a single-person angle.

The buzzing mechanical sound inside the camera reminded Luo Jiujiang: Yes, he is now an anchor.

Doing a line of work and loving a line of work, Luo Jiujiang is familiar with the way to find his feeling as an anchor in the second world. He cleared his throat towards the camera: "We can see now that Han Qianling chose to divide his troops into two groups. He contracted the hunting work and entrusted me... to look at the bag."

The audience was so jealous that their eyes were green, and few people noticed that Luo Jiujiang sounded a little weird when he said the last two words.

Luo Jiujiang sighed simultaneously with the system: [I have never seen a bag for anyone. ]

System: [Of course, you have always asked others to look at your bags for you. ]

[Oh, that's not really. ] Luo Jiujiang said lightly: [We in the cultivation world have a storage bag on hand, so we don't need to ask someone to look at the bag. ]

system:[… ]

On the other side, Luo Jiujiang cleared his throat and explained to the camera: "Since he has contracted the hunting duties, I will do some trivial logistical work."

"Let me see my backpack... well, I've brought a basic seasoning pack, so we'll have a lot of options for dinner."

Luo Jiujiang rummaged through the things in his backpack in the same way. Every time he took out something, he would pause in front of the camera so that the audience could see it clearly.

The original owner carried a 45-liter backpack when he went out. With these equipment, it may not be enough to enter the depths of the barren mountains, but it is more than enough to survive in the periphery.

But Luo Jiujiang looked at the contents stored in the backpack and felt a little regretful.

"Sorry, I suddenly found out that I don't seem to have brought a pot."

- "??? Why is this anchor so fat?"

- "Who has a pot for survival in the wilderness? Do you want to take a look at your aluminum alloy lunch box first?"

- "I took a look at the total live broadcast time of the anchor. It's only eleven hours in total. Needless to say, this is a rookie, and the dish in the dish."

- "Damn, why are the lucky ones all newbies, I want to meet the cold god too!"

In theory, the stainless steel lunch box and a box of canned sardines carried by the original owner can be used as pots, not only for cooking food, but also for boiling hot water.

However, Luo Jiujiang felt that the first meal for Han Qianling in this world should be more solemn.

Luo Jiujiang didn't even look at the content of the bullet screen synchronized on his watch. He made a decision very peacefully: "Well, since we lack a pot, two bowls, and a few plates, I think we can find a pot first."

At this moment, the audience is extremely angry: It is such a great honor to meet the God of Cold and have a meal with the God of Cold. If you don't do a good job in logistics, what kind of shit are you doing here

Luo Jiujiang unfolded the map and roughly studied his current location and the topography of the mountains.

He marked the map with the tip of a pencil he carried with him, sketched two rough lines, and held up the map to the camera.

"This asterisk is where we are now. As you can see, I have reached the so-called 'mutation boundary'. In other words, if we go further, there is a high probability that we will encounter mutated creatures. ."

"At this moment, we are also 80 kilometers away from the nearest human town, and about two kilometers away from the branch of the river beach. We have two options, one is to go to a nearby town to buy pots, and the other is to catch one on the river beach. A turtle, preferably a mutant, and the shell is usually round."

Luo Jiujiang smiled: "It's okay to go to town to buy necessities, but since this is a live broadcast of survival in the wilderness, let's choose the second method."

- "I just quietly watched the anchor play here."

- "Surprised, a certain anchor went crazy because he saw the cold god."

- "I beg the anchor, can you please stop doing it. At the speed of the cold, do you think hunting is difficult for him? If you go as far as two kilometers, even if you arrive, there will be a turtle shell for him. Pick it up, and when you come back and find out that Han Shen is gone, you have nowhere to cry."

- "I'm so pissed off, this person doesn't listen to what he says. I think the anchor just wants to go the black and red route. I know that this opportunity to meet the God of Cold is only once in a lifetime, so now I already want to traffic from the black blog."

The next moment, Luo Jiujiang took down the buzzing camera in front of him and held it in the palm of his hand, revealing only a camera pinhole facing the scenery on the side.

- "Why is this a monkey pinch?"

- "You must have been so embarrassed by what we said."

The audience in the live broadcast room was about to sneer, but the next moment they felt that the video in front of them was spinning, and all the bushes, swamps, woods, and large pieces of exposed rock on the road were stretched into a blurred color block.

At the same time, countless people made their own voices: - "Stuck?"

Thirty seconds passed in a blink of an eye. When the small and exquisite live video camera was released into the sky again, the audience was stunned to find that the anchor had already reached the beach.

Faced with this situation, everyone was shocked and speechless.

Even the barrage on the screen was vacant, showing that everyone was choked by this unexpected situation.

The next moment, it seemed like a rebound, like a blowout, and countless audiences who had reacted rushed to reply: "I see! Qinggong, the anchor's Qinggong is so good!"

- "Anchor: Stupid, you can fly."

- "I understand why the host suddenly took off the camera just now. If he didn't hold it himself, with the speed of this camera, he really couldn't catch up with the host..."

Luo Jiujiang's eyes swept around the beach, and soon jumped into the water. I saw the water splashing frantically a few times, and the next moment, when Luo Jiujiang surfaced again, he was already holding a big turtle in his hand.

Mutant, what he wanted by name, the kind with a particularly round tortoise shell.

Audiences:"… "

Luo Jiujiang smiled cheerfully and announced to the camera: "Okay, we now have a pot. The tableware and chopsticks can be cut back with wood, there is no rush."

"On the way I just came, I found a lot of delicious little mushrooms growing in the woods. We can pick them up and make soup at night - as the saying goes, 'the pot cannot be sterile for a day'."

- "The goddamn pot can't be sterile for a day."

- "The anchor is right! With such a handsome Qinggong, he is right about everything!"

- "Yes, is there a problem with the anchor wanting to eat something good for the Hanshen? Is there a problem with finding a pot to entertain the Hanshen? The food is also sexual, what's wrong with it!"

Han Qianling's speed is very fast, and his sword is also very fast. Almost only a moment later, he turned around with a hare in his hand and a deer on his shoulders.

His pulse is long, and his breathing is still gentle even when he sprints. Even though he has just hunted two wild animals, his clothes are not messy at all.

According to his memory and footprints, he quickly returned to the place where he started.

However…

Han Qianling stared blankly at the roaring fire that was erected in front of him, the turtle shell cauldron that was hoisted up with branches and wires, the cauldron with the shell of the tortoise that was boiling water, the wooden tableware and chopsticks neatly placed on the stone, and even the A piece of aluminum film filled with hay, and the silver seat cushion sewn on site, for a while, I couldn't help but be in a trance...

He, he seems to have been out for ten minutes, not ten hours, nor ten days...