Billion of Pampering Only For You

Chapter 2995: This is a one-sided fight (4)

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Mo Xiaomeng smiled and said, "I think it's pretty good."

Han Qiqing sighed, "Let me tell you a joke. Ahem, listen up! Once upon a time, there were six good friends. They went on an adventure in the desert. Who knew that they accidentally encountered a pack of wolves! Oh my God, wolves The pack was hungry, and they might become the wolf's meal! The wolf pack was approaching them step by step... At this time, a girl named Han Qiqing stood up, and she bravely shouted to the wolf pack: We are Guangdong Man! When the wolves heard this, they turned around and ran away in fear!"

"Ha ha ha ha… "

This joke successfully made Mu Xiaoxiao and the three boys laugh.

Mo Xiaomeng didn't understand this joke and asked in confusion, "Are Cantonese people scary?"

Ye Sijue gave her timely information on science.

Mo Xiaomeng smiled belatedly.

Mu Xiaoxiao expressed his conviction, "This joke is indeed funnier than mine."

Han Qiqing said, "Yours is not a joke, mine is a joke."

"That joke of yours is too common. Come on, it's my turn to tell a joke!" Song Shijun's eager voice came from the intercom.

Han Qiqing hummed, "You can do it!"

Song Shijun cleared his throat and started telling jokes.

"Once upon a time, there were six good friends, three boys and three girls. They went on an adventure in the desert and accidentally encountered a pack of wolves. The boys were so excited that they threw the three girls to the wolves. Who knew that the wolves would You don’t want to eat three girls, do you know why?”

This turn of events aroused the curiosity of the three girls.

"Why?"

Song Shijun said, "I just want you to guess!"

Han Qiqing was puzzled, "Aren't you telling a joke? Why are you guessing?"

"Anyway, you guessed it right."

Mu Xiaoxiao guessed positively, "Because the three girls are so beautiful that wolves are reluctant to eat them!"

Song Shijun said, "No."

Han Qiqing guessed, "Because the three girls are too thin and don't have much meat, the wolf doesn't like them."

"That's not right either."

Mo Xiaomeng said in a soft voice, "I can't guess..." Song Shijun laughed, "Then I'll announce the answer!"

Han Qiqing urged, "Speak quickly!"

Song Shijun pretended to be nonchalant and said with a drawl, "Because... As the saying goes, three women perform one drama, and the life of wolves in the desert is so boring, right? There is nothing. It is rare to meet three girls, one person What a Taiwanese opera! How can you eat it? Of course you have to keep it and give them performances to entertain their boring lives."

The three girls couldn't laugh or cry, "Is this okay?"

However, it seems quite logical!

On a night like this, in this desert where they couldn't find their way, they didn't expect that telling jokes would become their fun.

Mu Xiaoxiao, "Who else will tell jokes?"

Han Qiqing said excitedly, "Keep going, don't stop!"

Mo Xiaomeng said, "I can't tell jokes..."

Mu Xiaoxiao said, "Let Si Jue do it. I haven't seen him telling jokes yet."

At this time, Yin Shaojie said, "I'm going to tell a joke, and I guarantee that you will all laugh, and you will laugh happily."

This undoubtedly aroused everyone's interest.

"What joke?"

Yin Shaojie smiled and said, "Listen up, the joke is - look at the front!"

"What?" Everyone was confused.

Yin Shaojie repeated, "Look ahead."

Mu Xiaoxiao followed the instructions with confusion, and then saw what seemed to be dots of lights ahead.

"ah!"

Wouldn't that be a hotel

In fact, I thought a lot about the best way to end it. Finally, I decided to end it with six people.

So, the end is not far away, so be mentally prepared.

(End of chapter)