Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 105: Outworld

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"Zhang San, do you think there are a lot of strange people around Jiwo Village recently?"

That's because Jiwo Village is famous! Zhang Junshi slapped the abacus, ignoring him, and just casually said "um".

Nie Bufan propped his chin up, his eyes were shining, and he said, "You said, should I expand my business?"

"What business to expand?"

"The integration of accommodation, food, and entertainment will completely shape our village into a beautiful resort with taste, fun, and pursuit." Nie Bufan looked fascinated, as if he had seen countless copper plates flying towards him.

A building is full of dilapidated houses, tables, chairs, bed cabinets are all traps, how tasteful is a village full of chickens

Zhang Junshi stopped working and said to Nie Bufan earnestly, "Bufan, let those poor people go."

Nie Bufan gave him a sidelong glance, and said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean by that? It's as if I'm going to harm them?"

Don't you? Those who live in are either dead without a corpse, or they are bent straight by your enchanting location. Throw you into the battlefield, and the world will be reconciled!

Zhang Junshi straightened his expression and put it another way: "If you think about it this way, once Jiwo Village is opened to the outside world, a large number of boring people will flock to them, and they will need a lot of servants to take care of their daily life. You must recruit additional staff. If there are too many people, you have to manage and adjust the relationship between these outsiders and the chicken flock. If there are three longs and two shorts, it will cause a war, and it will be a tragedy. Do you want to see such a scene? "

"Hmm." Nie Bufan was lying on the table, in the battle between heaven and man.

Zhang Junshi patted his head and comforted: "If you are bored, you can cultivate more fighting chickens. Recently, the combat power is not enough, so I will leave the money-making business to me. I am outside the master, you are the master, and cooperate well, why? Worried that life has no taste, no fun, and no pursuit?"

Nie Bufan thought about it again and again, but finally the boss reluctantly agreed.

Zhang Junshi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he dismissed the idea in time. If he really let him rent out Jiwo Village, the consequences would be unimaginable. His merits are already enough, and there is no need to continue to add sesame oil. What's more, this is their and Bufan's home, where can other ghosts, ghosts, snakes and gods be allowed to enter the house

Busy and happy, before the end of the year, Li Yi rushed back to Jiwo Village the day before the Chinese New Year. Nie Bufan gave him a warm bear hug, and then stretched out his hand: "Happy New Year, bring the red envelope. "

Li Yi took it out in his arms and handed him a bronze sign.

"This is?"

"My identity token, I will give it to you later."

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that the whole world was bubbling, he smiled like a chrysanthemum, patted Li Yi's shoulder and said, "Li Si, don't worry, I will eat and drink spicy food with me in the future, sleep with me in bed, and sleep with pants together. Wear, I will never treat you badly."

"Well." Li Yi said calmly, "If you treat me badly, I will drag you into a coffin and sleep for the rest of your life."

"New Year's Eve, can you say something auspicious?"

"Then, wipe my back later."

"… "

The peaceful mountain village, the snow-white land, the New Year's pace is lightly opened.

Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, Wang Shichan accompanied Nie Bufan to make dumplings, stick red paper, watch the night, set off firecrackers, admire the moon, taste wine, tell stories, and then... sleep with the quilt...

Nie Bufan smiled especially sweetly in his dream, and his whole body exuded a radiance of happiness.

Two days later, Jiwo Village received New Year gifts from various parties, including Wei Di, Li Huai, Si Chenyu, Tai Bai, and the emperor.

Emperor Yi was very insidious. He knew that Nie Bufan raised chickens in a village, so he specially sent ten weasels, ten foxes, and ten lynxes to eat all his chickens. Unfortunately, he miscalculated!

"I'm worried about the lack of combat power in Jiwo Village. The emperor sent them here. I'm so grateful to his old man!" Nie Bufan laughed three times, opened the cage and greeted warmly, "Welcome and welcome."

The animals swooshed out of the cages, ran away for their lives, and then... the chickens moved.

Nie Bufan's surprise was far more than that. Jin Zi, who had been missing for a long time, came back, and he also brought back a little tiger that escaped, with black stripes on a yellow background and white fur around his neck.

"This is... your son?" Nie Bufan pinched the soft flesh on the little tiger's neck and waved it around.

Jin Zi stood calmly, glanced at the little tiger lightly, then left gracefully and walked towards his original nest.

Nie Bufan was shocked. He never thought that his chickens could make a big tiger's belly! This world is so crazy! Is that white tiger okay now...

In the following dozens of days, chickens came back to the village one after another, and brought back all kinds of animals, such as wild boars, wolves, bear cubs, owls, moles, peacocks, foxes, minks and so on. lively.

None of these animals, even carnivores, eat chicken, and they coexist miraculously and peacefully with the chickens in Jiwo Village.

After communicating with them for a few days, Nie Bufan picked a wild boar, a tortoise, and a little monkey, and handed them over to Wang Shichan, saying, "They will be handed over to you in the future."

Wang Shichan looked at the wild boar rolling in the mud and asked, "Why leave it to me?"

"They are your apprentices, Wukong, Bajie, Sha Wujing." Nie Bufan named them one by one.

"Why do I have to take a pig, a monkey, and a turtle as my apprentice?"

"Wang Wu, believe me, they all have wisdom roots and will protect you." Nie Bufan said sincerely, "It will be beneficial to recite the scriptures to them every day."

"..." Sometimes, he really doesn't know what the structure of this guy's head is!

After that, Nie Bufan gave Zhang Junshi a silly wild cat, euphemistically called it: "Lucky Cat."

The one given to Li Yi is a bat. The two are very consistent in terms of personality and dressing style. There is no better partner for basic friends than them.

Since these animals came back, the idle people who used to wander around Jiwo Village have disappeared, and Jiwo Village has become a place outside the world where idlers are not allowed to enter.

When the spring flowers are blooming, Tai Bai came to Jiwo Village in large and small bags, intending to live there. He persuaded his father to establish a trade relationship with Jiwo Village and was responsible for creating "chicken pets", which were sold at home and abroad. However, this requires buyers to come to Jiwo Village in person to let the chickens pick. That's right, let the chicken pick. If no chicken likes him, the deal won't happen.

Today's Jiwo Village is no longer a little-known dilapidated mountain village. Since the gold defeated the tiger last time, the name of the Jiguo chicken has been spread all over the country through foreign envoys. There is an endless stream of people who go to Yuguo to buy chicken. However, most of them can only buy copycat chickens, and chickens in Jiwo Village are open to a few people.

And Tai Bai, not long after, was officially promoted to the famous "Chicken Young". It's just that in the battle for Nie Bufan, his victory score was zero.

Fan Luo also returned to Jiwo Village. After letting go of all his burdens, he built a wine cellar on the edge of Jiwo Village. He brewed wine in his spare time. Once new wine was brewed, Zhang Junshi was responsible for promoting it. Nie Bufan had embezzled the jars of fine wine that he had found in the treasure trove before. After Fan Luo tasted it, he managed to brew a few of them, which he used to hook up with Nie Bufan several times.

Nie Bufan also gradually accepted his existence and included him in his circle.

Most of the small attackers who were "tainted" by Nie Bufan recognized the existence of other attackers, except for Wei Di. Wei Dian has always wanted to monopolize someone, although he misses it, he disdains to share it with others.

"If it's not wholeheartedly, I'd rather not," he said.

However, as soon as he saw Nie Bufan's smiling face, those words were thrown into the clouds.

After a night of domineering sleep with him, he said, "If I can't even get a single distraction, do I still have the face to be the leader of the martial arts alliance?"

This is the difference between before and after love...

After the spring, Nie Bufan began to feel lazy, and he felt uncomfortable without sleeping for six or seven hours a day, and he had a huge appetite and his temper increased.

The crowd felt uneasy, but the genius doctor said, "It's normal."

normal phenomenon? What is the normal law

"Maybe she's pregnant." The genius doctor said mysteriously.

Pregnant? Extraordinary is not a woman. And after a few months, except for a little fatter, his belly hasn't grown at all. Is this a test of their common sense

No one believes the doctor's words.

However, one morning a few months later, Nie Bufan suddenly and quietly carried a package to the back mountain.

After confirming that no one was around, he opened the package, revealing the white egg inside, the size of a soup bowl, the surface was warm, and he could feel the vibration inside.

After a while, the eggshell cracked, and a small pink foot emerged from the crack.

"This is..." Nie Bufan's eyes widened as he looked at the baby that was gradually breaking out of its shell, and muttered, "I said how my chrysanthemum is like a convulsion, but I didn't expect it to give birth to an egg!"

Picking up the child in the eggshell, holding it lightly with both hands, listening to his energetic howl, an inexplicable feeling arose in his heart.

The surrounding chickens raised their heads and croaked together, as if to welcome the arrival of this little life.

Nie Bufan carefully wrapped the child with a cloth, and suddenly thought of a question: Who is the father of this child...

He took the child back and immediately attracted the crowd to watch.

He didn't change his face and said: "This baby boy was picked up in the woods just now. I decided to adopt it. Who among you is willing to be his father?"

Wang Shichan came over, looked at the child, and said indifferently, "Leave it to me."

Nie Bufan was very surprised. He never thought that Wang Shichan, who had never been indifferent to anything, would take this job.

Wang Shichan held the child with a smile on the corner of his mouth. Maybe even Nie Bufan is not sure, but he is very clear that Bufan's first child is definitely his!

The rest of the people had no doubts about his claim of picking up a child. After all, it was unheard of for a man to give birth to a child, which was beyond their normal cognition.

It was not until Nie Bufan laid eggs for the second time that the secret was finally made public.

At that time, another fierce battle will usher in...

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