The next year, Nie Bufan's second egg was born. Different from the calmness of the first time, this time it was almost known to all. Although he hid in the chicken coop in advance to cuddle, his shrill cry, which seemed to be unable to pull out due to constipation, almost caused a landslide.
The chickens are all guarded outside the chicken coop, preventing the anxious crowd from attacking the nest.
Wang Shichan coughed lightly and said lightly, "Don't worry, he's just giving birth."
The rest of the people looked at him, most of them didn't respond, they just questioned what Nie Bufan was "producing"
Wang Shichan added: "Let's just say that he is giving birth to a child."
Have a baby? Have a baby? Have a baby!
Everyone just felt that the world was spinning, lightning and thunder.
Wang Shichan showed off the child in his arms and said with a smile, "Well, this is my son."
"No, didn't you pick it up?" Tai Bai asked in shock.
"No, it's my own, Bufan gave birth to me." Wang Shichan smiled particularly brightly, seeing the rest of the people being angry.
"That is to say, you already knew?" Li Yi's voice was somber.
"You are too slow."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw various hidden weapons rushing towards him.
Wang Shichan dodged and disappeared.
At this moment, a loud cry of a baby came from inside the house.
gave birth! Everyone was so excited that they completely forgot to investigate the irrationality of men giving birth. Under the influence of someone, their receptivity has reached a state of transcendence.
Tai Bai suddenly asked, "Whose is this child from you?"
Everyone's expressions froze, they glanced at each other suspiciously, and then fell into deep thought. Ten months ago, who was the one who shared the bed with Bufan? Seems to be the same number of times. Apart from Wei Di, a guerrilla member, and Tai Bai, a non-staff member, Wang Shichan, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Fan Luo were all in the world.
So, who will it be
At this time, the genius doctor came out with the child in his arms. Everyone flew around, staring at the baby's small wrinkled face, trying to find evidence similar to himself from his facial features.
"These eyebrows look like mine." Zhang Junshi pondered.
"Where does it look like? It didn't grow up." Li Yi retorted, and then changed the topic, "This expression has the charm of my past."
"Do you remember what kind of charm you were born with?" Zhang despised.
The rest also came together to study the breed of the child.
The genius doctor watched the play for a long time and interrupted everyone's discussion: "Village Chief Nie said that this child's father is the leader of the Wei alliance."
"What? Why?" How can a person who has only lived for a few days in a few months come out on top
"What? Mine?" Wei Di tried to suppress his excitement, but the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably.
"Yes, it's yours." The genius doctor nodded.
"Why are you so sure?" Wei Dian confirmed again.
"This child has the same five-star birthmark on his butt as yours."
"… "
Wei Di was bathed in the jealous and resentful stares of everyone, and laughed cheerfully: "Hahahaha, this is the ability, you can't accept it!"
Immediately, murderous aura rose around him, and he was burning with anger.
"Haha, my Wei family has a successor!" Wei Di was in high spirits, unable to control his excitement.
"Uh, Lord of the Alliance."
"what?"
"It's a girl."
"… "
"Hahaha." Tai Bai laughed, "Congratulations, Alliance Leader Wei."
Zhang San and the others were inexplicably balanced, each said "Congratulations", and then went into the room leisurely to see Bufan.
Wei Di hugged his daughter and snorted coldly: "What's wrong with my daughter, none of you have a shadow!"
With his ability, why would it be difficult for Bufan to help him give birth to another
Everyone slowed down and suddenly realized that someone could give birth to a baby. How could the men who had already done well not get excited or crazy
So, a war for sons officially kicked off.
After giving birth, Nie Bufan was taken care of like an emperor. The proud sons, who are usually immobile, are hard-working these days, saying what they say and what they do.
After resting for half a month, Nie Bufan gained a lot of weight, and was raised to be fat and strong, beautiful and delicious.
So, can't wait for the attacking people to sharpen their knives and prepare to speak.
However, a pig can be shared by many people, but a person, even if the chrysanthemum blossoms into a sunflower, cannot accommodate all living beings. Therefore, when the night is dark and the wind is high, the attackers have turned into beasts, cheating and stealing, and they are doing everything they can.
Although Wang Shichan, who had a son and everything, did not participate in the competition, Wei Di, Li Yi, and Fan Luo all had martial arts skills, and they restrained each other. Nie Bufan was so troubled that he didn't sleep well.
Finally, Village Chief Nie became furious: "Enough of you! I, want, avoid, get pregnant!"
This roar can be described as deafening, the momentum is like a rainbow, and the excitement of the attacking team is instantly frozen.
Someone Nie thought carefully. If he wanted to lay an egg for everyone, he would have to lay eggs until he was in his thirties, even if he kept laying eggs for a year. Usually pregnant women still have a free period, and give birth every one or two years. Why does he have to give birth like a rush
Yaya, if you give it a little sunshine, it will be bright. When he is the head of the village, is he a pig
All face the wall for him!
The attackers faced the wall, but the determination to have children has become their lifelong pursuit!
As long as someone's vitality is still alive, maybe he can live until he grows old...
Nie Bufan didn't know the wretched thoughts of the crowd, otherwise he would have to blow up. He was proud of his prestige, and walked arrogantly.
Wang Shichan said to others: "The days ahead are long, why rush for a while? I have a proposal, I wonder if you are willing?"
"What proposal?"
"In the future, each person will be in the same room with Bufan for two months. If they are not pregnant after two months, they must be handed over to another person. No child is the priority, so, Lord Wei, you should fight again in half a year."
With a cold face, Wei Di sat across the bench with his daughter in his arms, without refuting.
Wang Shichan's proposal quickly passed unanimously.
At this time, Tai Bai's weak voice came over: "Brother Chan, do you count me as one?"
All five of them stared at him coldly.
Tai Bai burst into tears immediately, the big brothers eat meat every day, and they don't even drink soup! Too cruel!
"In addition," Wang Shichan said again, "Mr. Wei, you can't take your child away for the time being, Bufan will be reluctant. In the future, when she grows up, it will be up to her to decide whether to stay or not. You can visit her regularly."
Wei Wei frowned, his face full of dissatisfaction.
Wang Shichan smiled and said: "Bufan said that he hopes to see the scene of the little radish running around the mountains one day."
Everyone's black line, can't imagine what a terrible future that is. If the little devils all inherited Nie Bufan's character, the world is probably not far from destruction.
Wei Dian was a little frightened and looked at his daughter with pity in his eyes. Then, he gritted his teeth: "Okay, just leave her here."
At this moment, Nie Bufan's mid-term shout suddenly came from outside the house: "Wang Wu, where have you been? Xiaojia rode on the pig, why don't you go and bring him back?"
Xiaojia was the nickname of Wang Wu's son, which was taken by Nie Bufan. In order to save trouble, he has long named the children A, B, C, D...
Therefore, Wei Di's daughter is called "Xiaoyi".
Alas, to have such an out-of-control father, he has suffered from blood mold for eight lifetimes.
However, the children born in the wonderful world are not within the scope of normal people...
The author has something to say: I was thinking, if the descendants of the most powerful families in the world were all Nie Bufan’s children, then…