Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 2: First time, weird

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Zhang Junshi got up early in the morning, and asked two guys to lead a donkey by the way, and went to "Chicken Nest Village" to check the chicken situation.

The Zhang family’s branch has been open in Xishan City for four or five years, but they never knew there was a village in the back of the city. Zhang Junshi is surprised, don't people from their village enter the city? Mountain road... Well, it's basically not a mountain road. It doesn't look like many people have walked through it. The hillside is also very steep. If it wasn't for Nie Bufan's exact point, Zhang Junshi didn't think there would be people here.

Muttering in my heart, I climbed the mountain all the way. It is said that the journey takes half an hour, but Zhang Junshi and others spent half a column of incense (about thirty or forty minutes) to see the smoke. If there is Jiwo Village in front, then Zhang Junshi has to re-evaluate Nie Bufan's footsteps.

The guy said, "I didn't think there was a village in these corners."

The second guy said: "I was born in Xishancheng, and this is the first time I heard of it. This place is next to Xishancheng, and it looks like a cliff from the outside. No wonder no one found it."

Looking back, it does look like a cliff. Turning the narrow stream, what appeared in front of several people was a flat land—well, a relatively flat land, where a few simple log cabins were sparsely lined up, surrounded by trees, green vines entwined, and weeds seemed No one has cleaned it up, and at first glance, it looks like a small village that has been abandoned for a long time.

"Huh? Do you feel a sudden panic?" The guy rubbed his hands together.

The guy nodded again and again: "Well, um, there is indeed."

Zhang Junshi also had a feeling of numbness in his scalp, and he felt uncomfortable as soon as he stepped into the village.

Suddenly, several people stopped abruptly, and looked straight ahead. A few tens of meters away from them, there stood a... rooster with its head held high.

Zhang Junshi recognized it, and said calmly, "Well, it's Brother Nie's pet, Hua... Miss Hua."

"Then..." The guy stretched out his trembling fingers and said in horror, "The surrounding area is also?"

Zhang Junshi looked up and instantly stiffened. He didn't know when, there were actually roosters all around, in the grass, on the roof, on the branches, between the cliffs... Visually, there were countless... They stared at corns the size of beans. The fierce light radiated, the most strange thing is that so many chickens gathered together, there was no sound, no panting.

"Gong... Young Master, are you sure that you are here to collect chickens, not to be collected?" The second man couldn't help holding the donkey's neck, trying to seek comfort.

Zhang Junshi's face was also a little blue, and the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and said, "Go on, it's just a group of chickens, can you still eat you?"

Saying that, he walked forward first.

The two guys looked at each other, and when they were about to give their lives to accompany the gentleman, a "squeak" sounded suddenly in their ears. The two of them heard the sound and looked up, only to see Zhang Junshi raised his right foot with a tangled expression, and the bottom of his foot was a mass of yellow, yellow, white, white, black and black, mixed. The sticky liquid dripped down drop by drop... It turned out to be stepping on an egg.

"quack...quack..."

The rooster standing not far away suddenly made a strange crowing, and then all the chickens around quacked, and all of a sudden, the originally dead cols immediately became a sea of chicken sound waves.

Nima, are you making fun of him? Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and walked into the weeds, rubbing hard a few times.

Just now that was an egg, an egg! Who is okay to litter eggs! No money for eggs? Don't want money

The two guys were originally terrified, but when they saw Zhang Junshi's appearance, they couldn't help but want to laugh, but to save his face, they could only endure it desperately.

"Go!" Zhang Junshi had his hands behind his back, strode inside under the watchful eyes of the chickens, with the momentum of a strong man going.

He wants to see, what the hell is this place

"Nie Bufan—" There was nothing but chickens all around, and it didn't look like a human being. Zhang Jun really had no choice but to shout at the top of his voice.

"Hey... it's here." Without Zhang Junshi shouting a second time, someone responded not far away. I think it's the same, this is a big place, one voice can spread all over the col, and ghosts can hear it.

Not long after, Nie Bufan, who was dressed very abstractly, appeared in front of several people and gave them a warm smile, "You are here, welcome, come in and sit."

As Zhang Junshi walked towards him, he asked, "What about the rest of the village? Why is it just you and a group of chickens?"

Nie Bufan patted his chest and said, "I'm the mayor of Jiwo Village. The chickens you see are villagers."

Zhang Junshi's raised foot paused in the air for two seconds, then lowered it gently, hesitantly said, "You are the only one living in this entire village?"

"I live with a flock of chickens."

Well, Zhang Junshi sorted out some messy thoughts and entered Nie Bufan's room.

Inside the house... it's like a chicken coop. The stool is missing feet, the table is cracked, there is a pile of debris on the bedside table, and there are grass clippings in the cup...

"Please drink tea." Nie Bufan politely served tea to the guests.

Zhang Junshi was silent.

The guy said in a low voice, "Young master, isn't this little brother chicken essence?"

"Nonsense, how can there be gods and ghosts in the world?" Zhang Junshi snorted, but in his heart there was a war between heaven and man.

"Everyone sit, there are not many stools in the room, you can sit on the bed." Nie Bufan brought them a plate of boiled eggs and peanuts, which he bought in the city yesterday.

The two guys didn't dare to sit, and stood aside with unnatural expressions, while Zhang Junshi glanced between the stool and the bed, and finally decided to sit on the relatively safe bed.

"Clap", a similar voice sounded again.

Zhang Junshi maintained a rigid sitting posture, and his entire face showed signs of being skewed.

"Ah! Is there an egg on the bed?" Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi up, looked at Zhang Junshi first on the bed, then on Zhang Junshi's ass, then ran out of the room and shouted, "How many times have I said, don't? Make a nest in my bed! Whoever committed the crime today, took the initiative to surrender, I will handle it as appropriate, and deal with it lightly!"

The chickens around were catching insects, digging soil, and chatting, but none of them looked at Nie Bufan.

"You guys are getting fatter and fatter! Wait, I'll make you look good later!" Nie Bufan made a few harsh words, turned and walked back to the house, embarrassedly smiled at Zhang Junshi: "Sorry, there are too many suspects, I couldn't catch the murderer for a while, and you were hurt."

"I just got my clothes dirty, I didn't get hurt!" Zhang Junshi has never been so humiliated in his life, but today he has eaten enough.

The man stepped forward and said, "Master, do you want to change your clothes?"

"Change, I will definitely change it." Nie Bufan nodded, "How can you let Third Young Master Zhang wear this dirty clothes and go home?"

Zhang Junshi felt a little more comfortable, but felt that something was wrong for a moment, and asked, "Who is... Zhang San?"

"Isn't it you?" Nie Bufan replied while looking for clothes in the closet.

"Cough, next Zhang Junshi."

"Oh, I see." Nie Bufan handed him a set of old clothes, "Well, let's do it now, Jun San."

"..." Zhang Junshi took the clothes, endured it, and said, "Zhang Junshi is the only son in the family." The word "alone" was especially emphasized.

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "I know, I know, you've said it several times, I remember."

Remember there are ghosts! Where did the "three" come from

Zhang Junshi unfolded his clothes with a livid face, and a hole immediately appeared in front of him, through which he could see Nie Bufan's smiling face.

"Excuse me... how should I wear this?" Zhang Junshi squeezed his clothes, took a deep breath, and reminded himself to be calm, he must be calm.

"Didn't your butt get dirty?" Nie Bufan took the clothes, folded them, then went around Zhang Junshi's waist, pulled up two sleeves to tie a knot in the front, and said with satisfaction, "It just covers the back. stained?"

Zhang Junshi admits that although he is not as particular as the son-in-law of a famous family, he has always been dressed in the usual way. Now that he has made such a move, his image of a good son is like putting up a wanted notice.

He finally knew why Nie Bufan dressed like a wandering artist...

Zhang Junshi looked at the two guys next to him who were holding back their laughter and were about to have a problem, and said in a tone of age as if they were a teenager: "Don't say anything else, just take me to see your chicken."

"Okay, come with me." Nie Bufan readily agreed, leading them out of the house and towards Houlin.

After leaving the house, Zhang Junshi and the others suddenly felt like seeing the sun again.

After walking for a long time, I saw a huge stone cave with a height of more than 30 meters appeared in front of me, with openings on all sides, like a mushroom pavilion, with a fence at the entrance.

Zhang Junshi looked inside, but there was no chicken.

"Where's the chicken?" Zhang Junshi asked.

"Wait, this time is when they let out the wind." Nie Bufan replied casually, and then, regardless of their expressions, he shouted around, "Flower one, flower two, flower three... The hens have come back and are picking up guests!"

"Pfft!" Zhang Junshi didn't vomit blood.

"This... is it still a chicken?" The two guys looked horrified, watching the roosters emerge like bubbles, and then got into the woods and called out "Ooh", not long after, they saw a group of hens Dian Dian was driven back.

Nie Bufan opened the fence, and while watching the hens enter the fence, he introduced: "These are broilers. They are very stupid. There are about 400 or so, you can choose whatever you want."

Zhang Junshi looked at these lively hens, and his mind was a little confused. Is that how chickens are raised? It's no wonder that the meat is so good, it's all tempered... Aside from other weird situations, just talking about chicken, it's really a good product, and it's worth ordering for a long time.

"Cough, ok, it's pretty good." Zhang Junshi didn't know what to say anymore. Everything he experienced today has made his acceptance ability surpass the zero point, reaching the realm of returning to the original and returning to the real state, and everything is indifferent.

Besides, this Nie Bufan is really interesting. I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have never seen such a person or a village like this.

"Then it's settled. In the future, you only need to send someone to receive the goods on time." Nie Bufan smiled and was in a happy mood. In the future, he will finally have the money to get into the account and exchange for some delicious food.

Zhang Junshi nodded, beckoned to the two guys, and asked them to catch the chicken.

The man acted neatly and quickly put 30 chickens into cages. One-handed payment and one-handed delivery.

Zhang Junshi added: "The cooperation will be stable in the future, and we will end it monthly."

"No problem." Nie Bufan happily sent them to the entrance of the village.

"Huh? Where's our donkey?" the guy exclaimed.

Several people looked over at the same time, and saw only a rope left beside the wooden post where the donkey was originally tied.

"Did you go looking for it in the woods?" This place is not big, and the donkey shouldn't be able to run far.

Nie Bufan touched his nose and remained silent.

The guy searched for a long time and couldn't find it.

Zhang Junshi said aggrievedly: "Forget it, if it is still in this mountain pass, it can always be found, please pay attention to Nie Xiaoge."

"sure."

After saying goodbye, Zhang Junshi and others left this weird chicken nest village exhausted both physically and mentally. When they turned around and looked back, they could still see Nie Bufan waving warmly to them.

I took thirty chickens and posted a donkey, Nima, what a fool!

"Hehe." After the few people left, Nie Bufan suddenly crouched down, facing a gray chicken in the corner, and smiled, "Welcome to Jiwo Village, I will call you Gray Gray from now on."

The gray chicken shivered with tears in its eyes.

"Don't be afraid, although it is a chicken, it is only a chicken with wisdom. As long as you don't leave the village casually, you are free. Come, come out and meet your brothers and sisters."

Nie Bufan stood up and stretched out his hand in the direction of Jiwo Village.

"Come on, Huihui, Jiwo Village welcomes you!"