In the bathroom, the water was misty and steamy.
Si Chenyu soaked in the huge bathtub with his naked body, expressionlessly looking at the jubilant chicken in the water.
For the first time, he knew that chickens can also swim...
Of course, that's not the point.
Generally, people from wealthy backgrounds have a slight addiction to cleanliness.
Just when he was about to go out of the bath angrily, Nie Bufan walked in with a change of clothes, and at a glance saw Si Chenyu stand up domineeringly, revealing his two proud biceps and pectoralis major muscles. .
Nie Bufan naturally rejects men with a body better than him, especially those who have to show it in front of him.
Si Chenyu is not as thick-skinned as Nie Bufan, he saw his "spring light" leaking out, he hurriedly sat back in the bath, and pointed at the chicken on the other side to denounce: "Get rid of this thing quickly, and give it to me again. Boil a bucket of water."
Nie Bufan put his clothes aside first, then bent over to lift the chicken playing in the water, and taught him a lesson: "How many times have I told you, don't take a bath with strangers, what if you are swallowed alive? "
Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth, he didn't have such a good appetite!
After driving the chicken out, Nie Bufan said to Si Chenyu again, "There's no need to boil the water anymore. My Doudou loves cleanliness. I take a bath every day, and I'm definitely not sick."
"You mean, let me share a bath with a chicken?" Si Chenyu grabbed a chicken feather from the water and said angrily.
Nie Bufan stepped on the edge of the bathtub, put his hands around his chest, and said condescendingly, "That's how our Jiwo Village is. Chickens are sacred and inviolable.
Si Chenyu was angry, he had never been treated like this before, staring at Nie Bufan with fiery eyes, full of murderous intent, grabbed the shoe beside him and threw it at him.
Nie Bufan didn't notice for a while - of course, even if there was an investigation, he couldn't escape - was hit straight, and fell into the water like a garlic, causing a large splash of water.
Si Chenyu sneered, and before he had time to say a few harsh words, his face suddenly changed.
Nie Bufan popped his head out, wiped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile, "Is it because I wanted the village chief to accompany you to bathe?"
Si Chenyu twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Go away."
"This is your initiative, and now you want to refuse or welcome?"
Si Chenyu's expression was distorted, and he barked his teeth in a suppressed voice: "Let go!"
"Just let me go if you let me go?" Nie Bufan approached, "Give me a reason to let go."
What the hell does this need
"If you don't let go, I will kill you!" Si Chenyu threatened.
"You kill it. It's not a loss for you to cut off your descendants with my little life."
It turned out that Nie Bufan's left hand was holding something between Si Chenyu's legs tightly. When he fell into the water just now, he saw the target, and a dragon claw hand held the lifeblood of others.
Si Chenyu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, his fists clenched loudly, he gritted his teeth and said, "How can there be such a shameless person in the world?"
Nie Bufan smiled and showed his white teeth: "I have teeth."
Si Chenyu turned his face away, and suppressed the surging anger in his chest with the strength of sucking milk.
I just heard Nie Bufan say again: "Speaking of which, Brother Shi, you really can control it with one hand."
Boom! The last sane nerve is officially broken.
Si Chenyu burst out, pressed Nie Bufan to the edge of the pool, clasped his throat with both hands, and shook it vigorously: "Are you going to let go?"
Well, the big wet was finally driven to mania.
"Cough, cough, calm down, calm down." Nie Bufan was a little dizzy from the shaking, but his right hand always dutifully dragged the thing, while his left hand sneaked underneath to scratch the other's itch.
Si Chenyu's body twisted, showing a terrifying expression as if he had been ravaged by others, and the movement of shaking Nie Bufan also stopped.
Nie Bufan thought to himself, it would be great to have a camera at this time.
"You..." How unlucky Si Chenyu is, who is not good to offend, but Nie Bufan.
"Brother Shi, come, take a deep breath, take a deep breath." Nie Bufan stroked his chest up and down with his left hand.
Si Chenyu lowered his head weakly on Nie Bufan's shoulders, and the two maintained an ambiguous posture.
Si Chenyu gradually calmed down when he smelled the faint grassy smell on the other side's nose. From childhood to adulthood, no one has ever dared to be so rude to him, let alone make such a wretched action. But looking at Nie Bufan's expression, there is a bit of calmness in the jokes, and a bit of playfulness in the cunning. After the initial anger, there is a strange interest.
Forget it, the person in front of him cannot be treated with common sense. There is a kind of person who is like a seemingly harmless poisonous weed. If you step on it with bare feet, you will have to suffer the consequences of being poisoned.
Si Chenyu's eyes suddenly flashed a gleam of light, staring at Nie Bufan, and then...
"Ah!" Nie Bufan exclaimed, "What are you doing?"
"Take the way of the person to treat the person's body." Si Chenyu smiled gloomily.
"This, although I really don't want to hit you, I still have to say that although you are better than me, that thing is smaller than me. Don't you feel inferior when you hold it like this?"
Si Chenyu's anger that had just calmed down showed signs of resurgence. He smiled and said, "Humph, are you sure yours is older than me?"
"Of course, the feel can't be wrong."
"Then let's compare."
"How to compare?"
"That's it." Si Chenyu's hand got into Nie Bufan's trousers, grabbed the thing and flexibly began to swipe with his five fingers. He would have completely thrown his morals to the Java country, and after spending such a short time with Nie Bufan, the inner evil was aroused.
"Hey, wait." Nie Bufan stopped him, "Isn't it shameful for two big men to do such a thing?"
Do you know how embarrassing you are? Si Chenyu snorted, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and said lightly, "I heard that you have this hobby in the first place. Isn't that young master of the Li family yours?"
"Uh, that's right, I have to protect him like a jade." Nie Bufan said solemnly.
Si Chenyu sneered, clearly showing a "it's weird to believe in you" expression.
Nie Bufan is a good young man with normal desires, and after being tricked by Si Chenyu like this, he slowly began to feel it.
He curled his lips, silently reciting Ami Buddha, and moved his hands unwillingly.
The two did not speak for a while, the temperature in the room seemed to be getting higher and higher, and their breathing was getting heavier and heavier.
After a while, Si Chenyu leaned into Nie Bufan's ear and whispered, "How dare you say yours is older than me?"
Nie Bufan was expressionless, holding the iron rod with his left hand, motionless.
"Okay, it's all done, there's a beginning and an end."
Nie Bufan glanced at him, and when it was about to erupt, he suddenly folded with force, giving Si Chenyu an inhuman blow.
"Ah!" Si Chenyu bent down, his expression twisted.
Nie Bufan pushed him away and walked out of the bath.
"This village chief is no longer with me." Nie Bufan threw the water and went away proudly, leaving only a certain prince who was grinning.
As soon as they went out, they met two of Si Chenyu's subordinates. They saw that Nie Bufan was soaking wet, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's the matter with you?"
Nie Bufan suddenly showed a deep feeling of grievance, and said angrily, "Your lord is sick!"
"Sick?" the guard frowned, "Don't talk nonsense."
"I'm talking nonsense?" Nie Bufan said angrily, "I just sent clothes in with good intentions, but who would have known that your prince would be so..."
"How is it?"
"To do an unforgivable beast to me."
"… impossible."
"Why do you think I stayed in there for so long just now and made me so embarrassed?"
"… "Yeah, why
Nie Bufan sighed, "Even if you don't believe me, I don't want to say more. Who told me that I'm just a little commoner. If the lord wants it, can I not give it?"
"… "
Nie Bufan staggered and turned to leave. After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said, "Also, I have to say, your lord's staying power is worrying."
"…!"
When Si Chenyu with an ugly face came out of the bathroom, he was greeted by the strange eyes of his subordinates.
Si Chenyu just felt inexplicable. He didn't know that his image was being ruthlessly destroyed.
"Brother Shi, the goddess is waiting for you in the yard over there." Nie Bufan raised his hand towards him from the other side.
At this moment, Si Chenyu was wearing the clothes that Nie Bufan had prepared for him. It was simple and simple. He took off his fancy clothes. He lost a bit of his natural arrogance, but he had a bit more of the lost dust. If his expression could be more normal. , that seems to be the style of a hermit.
The performance is completely different. Two words - hypocrisy.
Si Chenyu nodded expressionlessly, and was about to step away when he suddenly stopped and asked, "By the way, it sounds a little wrong from just now, what do you call me?"
"Brother Shi." Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.
Si Chenyu breathed a sigh of relief: "You can call me 'Master'."
"Young Master Wet." Nie Bufan was as good as he was.
"It's 'The Division'."
"wet."
"… "
The pronunciation correction failed, and Si Chenyu went to meet the goddess in a bad mood.
Nie Bufan did not participate in the conversation between the two.
By the time they finished talking, the meal was ready. Nie Bufan asked Tubeng to send the goddess and their shares, and then asked him to entertain two of Si Chenyu's subordinates.
During the meal, Si Chenyu didn't say a word about the content of the conversation. He just said to Nie Bufan after the meal, "Pack up a room for me before tomorrow, and I'll move in for a while."
Nie Bufan replied while cleaning up the tableware: "100 wen per person per day, full board and lodging, daily payment, no credit."
Si Chenyu stared at him with a bad expression, and after a long while, he placed a jade pendant on the table and said coldly, "This jade pendant is worth at least five hundred taels."
Nie Bufan glanced at it and said disdainfully, "I'm sorry, but I don't accept debts with things."
It is too troublesome to exchange, and Nie Bufan hates trouble the most.
Si Chenyu's face was gloomy, his whole body was oozing cold air, he pursed his lips and said nothing, and when his servants and guards walked in, he stiffened: "Xu Si, give this son Nie one hundred taels. "
With a bruised face, the servant named "Xu Si" angrily took out a hundred taels of silver.
"Hehe, thank you for your patronage." Nie Bufan took the bank note with a smile.
Well, this business is good, I hope Nineteen can stay for a while longer, and a good life is beckoning to him.
After sending away the angry Si Chenyu, Nie Bufan found Nineteen and asked about the meeting.
Nineteen excitedly said: "I told him that the opening time of the treasure must be in midsummer. As for the specific day, I will also watch the sky at night."
Nie Bufan gave her a thumbs up and praised: "Well done."
"In this way, I will have enough time to find the key." Nineteen said hopefully, "The Palace Master said that my trip will be rewarding, and I believe I will definitely be able to do it."
Nie Bufan responded in a fake manner: "Well, um, you must do it."
There are still a few months left, hehehehe...