After coming out of Zhang Junshi, Nie Bufan walked back in the sunset, singing his own song as he walked: "I am a sheep, gentle and soft, eating grass, shearing wool, and rushing fresh milk. …”
"... Excuse me, is there a chicken nest village under the mountain?" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.
Nie Bufan replied subconsciously, "Yeah, you can see it after you cross the mountain and turn a corner."
"Thank you."
Nie Bufan turned around, the shadows of the trees behind him were mottled, and the wind was blowing, but there was no one there.
Nie Bufan looked around, it was quiet and lonely, and the voice just now seemed to be his own hallucination.
He pouted and continued to walk forward, but the song he hummed changed to: "I am a wolf, fierce and mighty, gnawing on bones, sharpening teeth, monsters and monsters, retreating three feet..."
When they returned to Jiwo Village, the chickens that were running wild had already returned to their nests one after another. The other residents of Jiwo Village seemed to be staying inside and not going out. The village looked extremely peaceful and peaceful.
Nie Bufan walked into his yard, put all the things he bought into the kitchen, and then went to the room after washing up.
When he came to the door, he stopped abruptly, and the hand that was about to push the door stopped in mid-air. After a moment, he turned around and walked towards the bathroom on the other side.
His departure made Si Chenyu, who was staying in his room, depressed. He deliberately stayed in Nie Bufan's room today just to wait for him to come back and settle accounts. He had already rehearsed all kinds of torture in his mind, and as soon as he came in, he could start the execution. Who would have thought that guy, like he knew someone was in the room, was ready to open the door, but left inexplicably.
Si Chenyu calmly waited for a long time, but still no one was seen. Finally running out of patience, he stood up suddenly, stepped out of the room, and looked for the culprit with a sullen look on his face.
"I left quietly, just as I came quietly..." Nie Bufan's strange humming came faintly.
Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes and followed the sound with heavy steps.
"With a wave of my sleeve, I won't take a bath towel with me..."
"..." Si Chenyu paused the hand holding the door, then resolutely pushed the door and entered.
The bathroom was steaming with steam, and a half-naked figure swayed in the light mist.
Si Chenyu took a few steps closer, and saw that Nie Bufan was sitting in the bathtub washing and brushing, Bai Huahua's body was exposed, and his wet hair was sticking to his shoulders, making his skin extra attractive. Probably hearing something, Nie Bufan turned his head, saw Si Chenyu, and said in surprise, "Brother Shi, do you want to take a bath too?"
Si Chenyu's eyes moved uncontrollably to Nie Bufan's lower abdomen. When Nie Bufan saw this, he naturally moved the chicken swimming in the water and placed it between his legs.
The corner of Si Chenyu's mouth twitched, and for a while he forgot what he was here for.
"Brother Shi will have to wait a while if he wants to take a bath. I haven't done it yet." Nie Bufan glanced at the door, indicating that he should avoid it wisely.
Si Chenyu hugged his chest, raised his eyebrows to look at him, and said with a smile: "Are you seducing this king?"
"What?" Nie Bufan showed a pure and innocent expression.
"You already knew that I was in your room, but you didn't dare to enter the room, but you deliberately ran to the bathroom, undressed and waited for me."
Nie Bufan looked him directly in the eyes, and asked while touching the chicken, "Is Brother Shit a manly man?"
"Not good!" Si Chenyu rejected it without even thinking about it.
"That's it, since Brother Shi is not masculine, how can I seduce you?"
"..." Si Chenyu was at a loss for words, who knew if he was really moved just now
Nie Bufan waved at him and said, "Brother Shi, please go out and wait, I'll be fine soon."
Si Chenyu didn't move, just looked at him fixedly, and then smiled: "It's all men, I'll be here waiting for you to finish washing."
Nie Bufan shrugged, said "whatever", then removed the chicken between his legs, really ignoring Si Chenyu who was beside him, picked up the soap horns and started to wipe his body.
Si Chenyu's eyes followed his hand, and fell to his neck, shoulders, stomach, waist and legs... Suddenly remembering the scene of rubbing each other in the water that day, he couldn't help swallowing. I don't know why, the people in front of me seem to be a little more delicious...
"Brother Shi." Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, spread his legs to face him, and accused, "You stared at me so directly, how can I believe that you are not interested in male sex?"
"What nonsense?" Si Chenyu retorted leisurely.
"I'm not talking nonsense, your eyes are about to pierce my white and tender body." Nie Bufan slowly approached him, hooked his collar with his fingers, and said softly, "Brother Shi, you want to share with me. bath?"
Si Chenyu's phoenix eyes were half-closed, and he reached out and grabbed Nie Bufan's wrist, warning: "Don't get into trouble."
Nie Bufan paused for a moment, wondering if this person should run away? It seems to be different than expected.
As a normal man, how could Si Chenyu react so calmly to his hue? Could it be that he is so angry that he has no morals left
"Okay." Nie Bufan withdrew his hand and sighed, "It seems that you desperately want to take a bath, so I won't leave any ink."
With that said, he turned around and stepped into the bathtub, rinsed off the stains on his body, then came out of the water neatly, picked up the towel to dry his body.
The whole process only took a while, and it was really fast.
While putting on his clothes, he said to Si Chenyu: "I'm fine, I'll have someone change it for you later... um!"
Before he could finish speaking, Nie Bufan was pressed against the wall and his mouth was gagged.
He widened his eyes, staring at Si Chenyu's two rows of neat eyelashes, the two breathed together, and their tongues and teeth intertwined.
After a long while, Si Chenyu released his lips, pressed his forehead against him, and said in a low voice, "Dare you say you're not seducing me?"
Nie Bufan opened his mouth slightly, secretly saying that this man was just as unscrupulous as he was. It seems that his move to drive away the enemy doesn't work.
"Brother Shi, there is a saying that if you have evil thoughts in your heart, everything is evil. How could we, such a pure and kind man, do such a shameless seduction?" Nie Bufan patted his half-naked chest and said sternly, " Gentleman is open and honest, I will let you watch it in all its pureness, what else do you want?"
"..." Si Chenyu stared at his eyes, trying to find signs of lying, but only saw a pair of incomparably clear eyes.
This made Si Chenyu almost doubt his own judgment. Is it really just your own evil thoughts? to him
Si Chenyu had an uncertain expression on his face, he suddenly lowered his head and kissed Nie Bufan's lips, licked gently, tasted slowly, moved his hands irregularly, and unknowingly became addicted to it...
Suddenly, he groaned, and then bent down with a twisted face.
It turned out that it was Nie Bufan who took advantage of his unpreparedness and gave him a serious attack. So, for the second time, Lord Si tasted a pain that was hard to describe.
Pushing him away, Nie Bufan adjusted his clothes and hummed, "Brother Shi, we won't succumb to your arrogance. If you're not satisfied, there will be a lot of chickens lining up in Jiwo Village to sleep with you!"
"..." Si Chenyu's face was as gloomy as the bottom of a pot.
He grabbed Nie Bufan's hand and reluctantly said: "You are getting more and more courageous, are you really afraid that this king will rectify you on the spot?"
"To be honest, I'm very scared." Nie Bufan sighed, "We're just a small person, and we can't be compared with you, a powerful person. But some things still have to be protected, such as chrysanthemums."
"chrysanthemum?"
"Backyard flowers."
"… "
"Men also have chastity." Nie Bufan said earnestly, "I hope Brother Shi will be considerate."
"..." For some reason, Si Chenyu always felt that something was wrong.
"Okay, Brother Shi, get ready to take a bath, and I'll boil water for you." Nie Bufan picked up his clothes and walked out.
When he was far away, Si Chenyu came back to his senses. No, he was obviously here to settle accounts with Nie Bufan. fly. Did he really like him? Has his taste degenerated to such a degree? This guy has a bad personality, lies a lot, is bold, and acts recklessly. If someone else dared to offend him like this, he would have sent him to see the King of Hell long ago, so why should he be merciful and show mercy everywhere? Still so natural
Si Chenyu crossed his legs, touched his chin, and fell into contemplation in such an extremely indecent posture...
Nie Bufan, who came out of the bathhouse, rubbed his lips hard, secretly saying that this time he sacrificed a lot, and he accidentally hooked a guy with a human face and a beast heart. Si Chenyu is different from Zhang San and Li Si. Nie Bufan can trust Zhang Li, but he cannot trust Si Chenyu. Si Chenyu's mind was unpredictable and hard to grasp, but his arrogance and arrogance made Nie Bufan unable to restrain his desire to harm him.
Tangled ah! Nie Bufan scratched the door frame in pain, struggling between reason and desire. In the end is to continue to act according to nature, or retreat three feet
Hey, forget it! Such profound questions were not suitable for thinking with his simple mind. Nie Bufan stood up straight and walked leisurely into the room.
As for boiling hot water for Si Chenyu, he had long since forgotten about it.
Fortunately, Si Chenyu's mind was not on this matter, otherwise it would inevitably be another mess.
That night, Si Chenyu reluctantly went back to his original room to sleep. Although the bedding was so simple that he wanted to take it off, at least it looked clean, and the chickens no longer came to make trouble. As long as the doors and windows were closed, you could sleep well Safe till dawn.
There has been no movement on Shen Muran's side, and he probably won't show up in front of people until he regains his beautiful appearance.
The next day, Zhang Junshi arrived as scheduled and brought a lot of ingredients to Nie Bufan as usual. Nie Bufan was very satisfied and decided to make him the first logistics officer of Jiwo Village.
Zhang Junshi just smiled and said nothing.
"By the way, is Li Si okay?" Nie Bufan and Zhang Junshi asked casually while choosing dishes in the yard.
"I don't know about this either. I'm probably busy with other things." Zhang Junshi asked unintentionally, "You miss him very much?"
"A little." Nie Bufan sighed, "He's gone, and no one is kneading the flour."
"..." Zhang Junshi was silent.
At this time, Nie Bufan suddenly looked outside the courtyard and whispered, "I tell you secretly, that prince is very masculine, you have to be careful."
Zhang Junshi felt a sudden shock, and hurriedly asked, "Then what did he do to you?"
"What can he do to me? The chickens in Jiwo Village are enough for him."
"… "Too.
Wait, no, I've never heard of Si Chenyu having such a hobby before? Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan and thought to himself that this guy would not provoke him again? Can't he just relax? Men can't stand the temptation, especially the temptation of aliens whose characters are as elusive as astrology.
He is an example! Zhang Jun really wept silently in his heart. What's even sadder is that this guy has absolutely no idea what he's doing, and he enjoys the funny fun righteously.
The arrival of Zhang Junshi made Nie Bufan in a curious mood. He swaggered around with a dazzling smile all day long, and he was rarely friendly towards Si Chenyu, which made people feel itchy.
Today, just as Nie Bufan was about to go out for a walk, he saw a few chickens gathered together to see something.
He leaned over and glanced, and found that it was a tattered book.
He picked it up and shook it, and immediately shook out a piece of dust and confetti. Carefully turning over the broken pages, Nie Bufan showed a shocked expression as soon as he glanced at it.
This... this... Is this the legendary spring, palace, and map
I saw two naked men on the page entangled together, doing various ambiguous movements, and there were written descriptions next to them, but unfortunately the font was so old that Nie Bufan couldn't recognize a single word.
Swallowing his saliva and reading a few pages, Nie Bufan finally admitted that he underestimated the people of this era. They are definitely not as conservative as he imagined. Looking at this picture full of love, it is simply a complete guide to love and love. Incredible.
"I said, where did you get this?" Nie Bufan scolded, "Didn't you steal it from those surnamed Shen and Si?"
The three chickens blinked and looked innocent.
"Well, that's not right." Nie Bufan closed the book, which was dirty and torn, and looked like it had been idle somewhere for a long time. Could it be the collection of the original owner of this village
After carefully identifying the title of the book, it was too abstract, and Nie Bufan was incapable of identifying it.
Forget it, take it first. Nie Bufan casually stuffed the broken book into the drawer, then ran out of the house and shouted, and led the army to the vast forest outside the village...