Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 25: Practice or practice attack

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"Undressed."

Nie Bufan complied, and then saw that Li Yi also took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscles, which contrasted sharply with his pale skin.

Nie Bufan muttered a few words with red eyes.

"Lie down." Li Yi put him down and made him lie upright on the bed with his hands spread out in a straight line.

Nie Bufan tilted his head, winked at Li Yi, and asked shyly, "Do you want to spread your legs?"

"… Close up!"

Nie Bufan was only wearing a pair of short trousers. As soon as his legs were spread apart, the lines of his hips were perfectly outlined, tight and firm.

Li Yi tried his best to ignore it, flipped the quilt aside, and chased away a few chickens who just wanted to come forward.

Then, he knelt down beside Nie Bufan's legs, stretched out two fingers and pressed against his lumbar vertebrae, and said, "Later, you can adjust your breathing as I move, and slowly feel the flow of infuriating energy I put into your body. ."

Nie Bufan nodded obediently.

"Okay, let's start the first step now." Li Yi used his inner strength to push his fingers up along the lumbar spine, and he did not forget to instruct, "Pay attention to the breathing rhythm."

"puff!"

Li Yi's fingers were only halfway through, and Nie Bufan laughed out loud.

"What's the matter with you?" Li Yi reprimanded, "Be serious."

"It's not that I don't want to be serious, it's really itchy." Nie Bufan said awkwardly, "I'm the most ticklish."

"… "

"Okay, let's do it again. It's funny how your thing is moving around in my body."

"… "

Li Yi's mouth twitched and he started again. This time, Nie Bufan did not laugh, but a strange sound came out of his mouth: "Um... um... ah..."

This moan is as enchanting as it can be, like a chicken's paw, scratching Li Yi's heart.

Cold sweat broke out on his head, and he endured it hard, and finally survived the first round.

Nie Bufan sighed, "It's so comfortable!"

Li Yi's face was sullen, showing that he was not feeling well at all.

"What do you do next?" Nie Bufan scooped up the book of "Easy Jin and Bone Correction" and flipped through it, "Well, I'm lying down this time."

Saying that, he turned around without Li Yi's instructions, made a slaughtered attitude, and said tragically, "Come on!"

Li Yi was silent for a while, then spit out two words: "Lift your leg."

Nie Bufan immediately raised both legs.

Li Yi patted his right leg, held his left ankle, and bent his fingers to the sole of his foot. Just as he was about to press it down, he heard Nie Bufan burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, it's so itchy!"

"...I haven't done it yet!"

Nie Bufan laughed enough and replied, "Didn't I do a rehearsal first so that you can prepare yourself mentally?"

Li Yi stopped on the spot, suddenly not knowing whether to continue or not.

"Come on, I won't laugh later."

"you sure."

"Yeah." Nie Bufan nodded seriously.

Li Yi didn't say more, and pressed his fingers to the acupoints on the soles of his feet—

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… "

"..." Nie Bufan smiled, beating his chest and patting his feet, describing madness.

The chickens around were so shocked that their feathers stood upright, and they all retreated towards the corner.

Li Yi put down his feet and said lightly, "Skip this step."

"Okay..." Nie Bufan didn't insist.

Li Yi grabbed Nie Bufan's left hand, his two fingers slowly moved along his meridians, and after one run, he raised his right hand...

Then, the range of movements gradually increased, bending his legs, raising his waist, and bowing. Li Yi meticulously helped Nie Bufan complete various movements, but his nerves became more and more tense. The reason is that this guy Nie Bufan's expression is too enchanting, and he still makes ambiguous moans from time to time.

For the first time, Li Yi knew that a man's body can be so flexible. Nie Bufan completed those difficult movements very smoothly. With the attunement of muscles and bones, his body exhibits a strange beauty, like a snow leopard on a high mountain.

Li Yi's eyes gradually blurred, and his movements became gentle. Although the two bodies were not in direct contact, they were so close together that the Buddha could feel each other's heat.

"Well..." Nie Bufan bent his body and said indistinctly, "Li Si, how long will it be?"

"It's coming." Li Yi replied in a hoarse voice, but his hands lingered on his waist and legs, and he seemed to be looking for something with his warm infuriating energy.

"Um... Could it be faster?"

"Exercise needs to be cautious, don't move around." Li Yi exhaled in his ear, his body was close, and his lower body was almost entangled.

"Li Si."

"Um?"

"Are you really sure the steps are correct?"

"certainly."

"Do I need to use that man's stuff for practice?"

"Um?"

"Your giant has been poking at my waist."

“…This helps to keep the Qi channel open.”

"… um, yes? Then… still need to be plugged in?"

"How do you know if you can't get through if you don't go in?"

"Does this need to be tried? If it doesn't work, don't I get constipation every day?"

"… "

"Is it enough?"

"It hasn't officially started yet, and the strength of the fingers is not enough."

"You didn't want to use that thing, did you?"

"Why not? Hold on to this level, I guarantee you will be able to practice this skill."

Li Yi bit Nie Bufan's ear and wrapped his body around him.

"Li, Li Si." Nie Bufan swallowed, "I think my qualifications are dull and I can't be trained."

"It's too early to say, you have to try to know." Li Yi groped at the base of his legs.

"Also, don't try it. I'm afraid, I'm afraid of going crazy." Nie Bufan clamped his legs.

Li Yi said in a low voice, "Isn't it very comfortable just now? I cried so happily."

"Isn't that to cooperate with your diligent teaching? If you don't say a word, wouldn't it be too bad for you?"

"..." Li Yi simply blocked his irritating mouth and no longer gave him a chance to quibble.

Seeing that the legs were separated, the hard object was about to come forward.

Nie Bufan took the space and shouted, "It hurts to death!"

"This time, are you mentally preparing me in advance?"

"No." Nie Bufan shyly said, "The two of them are too basic to practice. I want to call more people to observe and give some opinions."

"..." Li Yi said fiercely, "Then I will keep you silent."

Nie Bufan hurriedly covered his mouth, and said in a muffled voice, "You can't be so selfish, it's not right for us to enjoy such a peerless practice."

Li Yi lifted his left leg and was about to enter aggressively.

Nie Bufan hurriedly scooped his hand away and was about to scream, but it was blocked tightly, and his lips were glued together like suction cups.

"Well… "

Go in a small half.

Nie Bufan stared, and waved his hands vigorously at the chickens watching the show.

It took a long time for the chickens to figure out that their owner needed support, so each one jumped onto the bed like a stimulant, and desperately piled on the two of them.

The cup, after being pressed like this, went in a small half.

An endless stream of waterfall sweat appeared on Nie Bufan's forehead.

Help... Help!

Maybe God heard his screams, just when Li Yi was about to attack the occupied area, the door was suddenly kicked open, and then a frantic voice came: "Nie Bufan, you actually ordered your chicken..."

The sound stopped abruptly. The scene in front of them made people dumbfounded.

Li Huai pointed at the two being crushed by the chickens and asked tremblingly, "You...what are you doing?"

Li Yi's face was ashen, and the giant was stuck in a dilemma halfway.

Nie Bufan felt as if he was about to be forgiven, and waved his hands desperately: "Damn, come on, we're practicing, you can join too."

Li Yi glanced at the person under him, pulled away reluctantly, and lifted his trousers, still standing upright unwillingly without the desire to be relieved.

Nie Bufan hurriedly turned over and sat up, grabbed a few chickens, blocked key parts, and said with a smile, "Damn, what are you looking for?"

Li Huai glanced at the two of them suspiciously. He was blocked by a pile of chickens just now. He didn't see it very clearly, but the ambiguous attitude was extremely suspicious.

"Why are you all naked?"

"Didn't you say it just now? Practice." As he spoke, he scooped out the broken "Easy tendon and bone setting diagram" and shook it.

Li Huai walked over, grabbed the book, and after a few glances, he immediately said with joy, "Is this the long-lost "Easy Jin Bone Diagram"?"

Nie Bufan pretended to be an expert and nodded, but he actually despised it in his heart: This is a yellow book!

"I didn't expect this book to exist!" Li Huai said to Li Yi in surprise, "Brother, you practiced just now, how do you feel?"

"It's natural, but the chess is one move." Li Yi's expression twisted.

"The fire is too much to bear." Nie Bufan sighed.

Li Huai was puzzled, and then smiled again: "I'll try it too."

"No." Li Yi quickly stopped.

"Just try." Nie Bufan gave it generously.

Li Yi glared at him, scooped up the book, and said, "This is Village Chief Nie's collection, we can't covet other people's things."

Nie Bufan was about to say something, but was secretly pinched by Li Yi, and he was so aggrieved that he lowered his head and felt sorry for himself.

Li Huai didn't take it seriously, but he didn't dare to refute Li Yi. When he saw the chicken jumping up on the bed, he immediately remembered his intention, pointed at Nie Bufan and said angrily, "Nie Bufan, you again instructed your chicken to plot against me!"

"Me? No." Nie Bufan said innocently, "I've been practicing with your brother all night."

"Humph! If it wasn't for you, how could those beasts come to attack me at midnight?"

"Didn't you see it?" Nie Bufan pointed around, "I also have a lot of chickens here, they will only communicate with you if they like you, don't always be so bitter, our chickens are actually very good. Cute, I sleep with them every day."

"You think I'm you?" Li Huai said irritably, "Who wants to share a bed with a chicken?"

Nie Bufan glanced at him contemptuously: "Didn't you find out? Your brother, Si Wangye, Shen brother, and the goddess have all slept with chickens."

"… "

Why does this sound so weird

"Brother, calm down, learn from your brother, sit on the chicken hill without changing your face, keep calm, and be a master."

"Who's your younger brother?" Li Huai turned to Li Yi with a look of shit, "Brother, I'm going to sleep here tonight."

"Okay!" Nie Bufan moved out enthusiastically and greeted, "The bed is big enough, let's sleep together."

Li Huai pointed to the door and said to him, "Please change your place."

Nie Bufan rolled up the quilt and fell onto the bed with the rooster in his arms, and spit out two words: "I don't."

"You!" Li Huai was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Li Yi rubbed his forehead and said, "Let's go to bed together. After the toss, it will be dawn."

Li Huai was indignant, looked at the chickens around him, and finally climbed into bed resignedly.

Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction and said, "Close the door."

Li Huai didn't know why, but he saw that the chicken staggered to the door and closed the two crumbling doors.

Li Huai pointed at the chicken and looked at Li Yi with his mouth open.

Li Yi lay down expressionlessly and grabbed a piece of the quilt from Nie Bufan.

Seeing this, Li Huai had to pretend he hadn't seen it, and resigned himself to the quilt, nesting with the chicken.

In the darkness, Nie Bufan whispered to Li Yi in a low voice: "Li Si, you still said that it wasn't an erotic palace picture? It's too explicit, it made me almost lose my virginity, and I will definitely not practice in the future. Just take it easy and be careful. die."

Li Yi kissed him fiercely, and resented his foolish kung fu so much that he did it like this, and dared to deny their relationship full of love!

Nie Bufan kicked him and motioned him to pay attention to the impact. His brother was sleeping there.

Li Yi then gave up his embarrassment.

That night, the three people with their own thoughts shared different dreams in the same bed. Of course, the heartless Nie Bufan quickly fell asleep, and what happened before did not cause any psychological shadow to him. In this bed, he has slept with five basic friends successively, and it can be considered a successful attack on morality...