Early in the morning, when Nie Bufan woke up, the two brothers were no longer there. He didn't care either, and started getting dressed lazily. Just after finishing his clothes, he saw Li Yi leaning against the door and staring at him.
Nie Bufan fluttered a piece of eye feces with an extremely elegant stance, and then threw a wink at Li Yi.
The deepness in Li Yi's eyes disappeared immediately, and he didn't turn his head to show an expression he couldn't bear to look directly at.
"Good morning!" Nie Bufan greeted him as he walked out the door.
Li Yi grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear: "Last night doesn't count, we'll find a chance to practice in a few days."
Nie Bufan gave him a sideways glance and said earnestly, "For the sake of your physical and mental health, it's better to practice the boy's kung fu."
Li Yi glanced at him up and down: "Are you still a boy?"
"What about the boy's body?" Nie Bufan raised his head and said plausibly, "I keep myself clean, and I have a high eye for women."
"Woman?" Li Yi lifted his chin and said lightly, "You don't have to think about it in your life."
Nie Bufan didn't care, he firmly believed that he was a normal heterosexual, and his usual unscrupulous words and deeds were just to increase the joy of life. How can a Li Yi stop his ardent love that longs for the harmony of yin and yang, the fusion of spirit and flesh, and the unity of man and nature
"What are you doing?"
At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came from not far away. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw the picture of Li Yi and Nie Bufan hugging each other intimately, and he felt uncomfortable.
Li Yi circled Nie Bufan motionless, and looked at Zhang Junshi with an expression of ownership.
Zhang Junshi smiled calmly and said, "Bufan, I've filled you up with water, so go and wash up first."
"Thank you." Nie Bufan gave him a big smile, then pulled Li Yi's hand away and turned away.
Zhang and Li stared at each other for a long time, without giving in to each other, and silently declared war with their eyes. It wasn't until Nie Bufan, who had finished grooming, called their names in the kitchen, and the battle without gunsmoke ended...
Today, the staple food of the whole village is dumplings.
Putting the steamed dumplings aside, Nie Bufan stayed in the kitchen by himself, concentrating on making the sauce, when he heard a cold voice behind him asking, "Are there vegetable dumplings?"
"Yes, the two cages on the right are the ones." Nie Bufan replied smoothly.
"Thank you."
Nie Bufan stopped what he was doing and looked back. There was no one behind him, but there were two baskets of dumplings missing on the table.
The voice just now sounded familiar and unfamiliar, but it was definitely not a resident of Jiwo Village.
Nie Bufan walked out of the kitchen, looked around, there was nothing unusual, and said to a chicken by the door, "Did you see anyone come in just now?"
Brother Ji took care of his feathers and ignored him.
Um? Should not be ah. Who can quietly break into the kitchen surrounded by chickens
Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, called Miss Hua, gave it a smell of dumplings, and ordered, "Miss Hua, take me to find this thief."
The flower girl flapped her wings and ran in a certain direction, Nie Bufan quickly followed.
Passing through the village and exiting the end of the village, after another five or six minutes, the flower girl stopped on a hillside.
There was no one around, only two empty steamers were left in place.
Eat so fast! Nie Bufan picked up the steamer angrily, and secretly said that there was a master near Jiwo Village, and he was a master who liked to be a thief.
Because of the treasure of the Duobao sage, not only the four major families are dispatched, but other families are also interested in taking a share. They dare not blatantly enter Jiwo Village, but they will inevitably send a few experts to investigate secretly. It's just that the chickens in Jiwo Village are very alert, and anyone who approaches will be found immediately. So far, no one has been able to enter Jiwo Village silently, at most they can only watch from a distance.
It now appears that an exception has occurred.
Nie Bufan rubbed his chin in a contemplative manner.
Just as he was about to step back, he suddenly saw a chicken emerge from a small hole not far away with a shiny thing in its mouth.
Nie Bufan stepped forward curiously, grabbed it from the chicken's mouth unceremoniously, and looked closely, it turned out to be a gold coin. One side is engraved with a peculiarly shaped ship, and the other side is engraved with a circle of unknown characters, which does not seem to be the local currency of Yu Kingdom.
Nie Bufan raised his head and looked around, only to realize that the mountain was just connected to the deep pool. If the pool was really the entrance to the treasure house, then the gold coin was obviously scooped out from the treasure house. A robbery hole was punched out behind the mountain, leading directly into the treasure house.
So, what's the use of the key? Can't you just dig directly
Nie Bufan touched his chin, pondered for a while, and muttered, "No, this mountain is huge. If you want to dig through it, it will not only be time-consuming and laborious, but also damage the landscape... I can't let people do that."
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly saw that the chicken was going to drill into the hole again, Nie Bufan was quick-witted, grabbed its tail, dragged it out, and said righteously, "Chicken, don't come and go in the daytime next time, you Don't you know that there are often wicked people outside? Be careful to be caught and stewed."
The chicken brother stomped a few times in dissatisfaction, wailing.
Nie Bufan said again: "Did you bring out a lot of treasures from it? That book is also your masterpiece, right?"
The chicken brother raised his head proudly.
"Desser." Nie Bufan patted it and ordered, "Take me to your lair, I have to see how many good things you stole."
Brother Ji was squeamish and reluctant.
Nie Bufan flashed his fist at it.
Brother Ji drooped his head and succumbed.
Then, Nie Bufan followed it to the village.
As soon as he entered the village, Zhang Junshi saw it, and he asked strangely, "Bufan, where are you going? Where are your steamed dumplings? Why haven't they served yet?"
"I'm in a hurry, can you send me the meal?"
"Hey, the hut is here!" Zhang Junshi shouted.
"I want to take it in the open air today." The voice came, and the person was already far away.
"… "
Brother Ji took Nie Bufan to a courtyard in the corner of the village, which was relatively remote and uninhabited for the time being. Walking into the house, Brother Ji jumped onto a wooden board and scratched it a few times with his claws.
Nie Bufan lifted the plywood and looked inside, only to feel dazzling, pearls, precious jade, gold and silver ornaments, ancient books and other treasures placed in piles, at least forty or fifty pieces, one can see that they are very valuable.
He scooped out a black pearl, which was round and transparent, exuding a charming luster.
Good, put it away. Nie Bufan unceremoniously stuffed it into his pocket.
Seeing this, Brother Ji was furious, jumped into the nest and spread his wings, desperately protecting his baby, a pair of corns looked at Nie Bufan vigilantly.
"Tsk, it's just scooping up a pearl, do you need to be so nervous?"
Nie Bufan gave it a contemptuous look, then put the splint down again to cover the "swag" inside.
After that, Nie Bufan began to consciously inspect Jiwo Village, and indeed found that many treasures were scattered everywhere, most of them were small objects, which were difficult to detect when they were thrown in the grass. In a few days, he recovered ten pieces in total. But apparently there are many who do not know where to live.
I don't know what happened to the treasure house of the Duobao sage by this group of chickens? I hope there are still things preserved on the day when the library was opened. The destructive power of these guys is not what ordinary people can imagine. Especially after he has a certain intelligence, he is even more arrogant and domineering. Nie Bufan strictly ordered them not to openly flaunt the market during the day, and then temporarily put the matter aside.
In fact, Nie Bufan's curiosity about the treasure trove disappeared without a trace after learning that some aliens could come and go freely.
Compared to this, he was more interested in the guy who was hiding in the dark, because this person had sneaked into the village many times to steal food, and the taste was bland, only vegetarian food.
Once Nie Bufan deliberately made a meat feast, but the man scooped away only a bowl of rice and two eggs, and finally sent a basket of wild vegetables the next day.
In order to find this person, Nie Bufan recruited Miss Hua and Langya over, and during the meal time, he was guarded inside and out, and he was determined not to let a mosquito go. Unfortunately, the result is not ideal, this person is like a ghost, and there is no trace.
Nie Bufan was in a mess, and began to manipulate food in a different way, adding spicy vegetables to vegetables, steaming steamed buns in rice, making vegetarian dishes like meat dishes, and making meat dishes like stool... All kinds of actions really made that ghost After disappearing for a long time, even other residents of Jiwo Village suffered, and their taste buds were stimulated, or they lost their appetite when they saw those foods shaped like stool. After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight.
"Bufan, do you have something to worry about?" Zhang Junshi finally couldn't bear it anymore. In front of him was a plate of bloody dishes that looked like an evil ghost purgatory.
"No! I'm fine." Nie Bufan put the dish into his mouth without changing his expression.
Seeing something like a skeleton being chewed by him, Zhang Junshi felt that all the bones in his body were hurting.
"If it's okay, why did these meals become like this?"
"What's wrong with these meals?" Nie Bufan looked like he didn't know why, "Don't you think it's very distinctive?"
Zhang Junshi laughed a few times, this feature is there, but his appetite is gone.
Li Yi sat aside with a cold face, holding up his chopsticks for a long time without food, his eyes wandered around the dining table, trying to find a relatively normal dish. It's a pity that he couldn't judge the ingredients of the dish from the terrible appearance, and the rice was yellow with shit.
At this moment, the sound of menacing footsteps came from outside the courtyard. After a while, Li Huai walked in with a stern expression on his face, and behind him were Si Chenyu and Shen Muran. They were also suffering and couldn't bear it, so they joined hands to protest.
As soon as he saw Nie Bufan, Li Huai shouted, "Nie Bufan, what exactly do you mean?"
Nie Bufan looked at him innocently.
"What are you feeding us?"
"Why, isn't it delicious?" Nie Bufan took another piece of worm-like food and put it in his mouth, chewing it squeakly, with an aftertaste on his face.
Everyone present turned their heads away at the same time, unable to look directly.
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" Li Huai slapped the table hard.
Nie Bufan scooped up a wet towel, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said indifferently: "Actually, it's nothing. Recently, someone has been visiting my kitchen to steal my cooking. The thief who took it is still very opinionated."
"You mean someone sneaked into Jiwo Village?" Li Yi looked slightly stern.
Nie Bufan nodded.
"Are you saying that the reason you made your food look like a corpse recently is because of that little thief?" Li Huai gritted his teeth.
Nie Bufan nodded again and said seriously, "This is a very serious matter. The food I make must not be tainted by the younger generation."
So you came to "sully" us? Everyone flashed this idea at the same time.
Si Chenyu found a place to sit down, and said solemnly, "With people from our four major families sitting in town, there are people who dare to sneak into Jiwo Village. This is really no trivial matter."
Shen Muran agreed: "Yes, we can't sit idly by."
"Second." Li Huai nodded angrily.
"Since everyone feels the same, let's find a way to find this person together." A dangerous smile appeared on the corner of Si Chenyu's mouth.
It is not an exaggeration to let them suffer for so long!
At the same time, several sons of noble families and noble families developed extremely strong hostility towards a guy who had never shown his face...