Spring is a bright season, a new season, and a season of estrus.
Recently, all kinds of strange courtship scenes can be seen everywhere in Jiwo Village, some scratch their heads, some sing with their heads high, some get together and fight... Generally speaking, the most noisy are the birds, and the most violent are the Mammals, the most placid reptiles.
The flock of chickens made the village like a market, chicken feathers and dust flying together, chaos.
The first one who couldn't stand it was Li Huai. This poor guy didn't know that animals in heat were the most terrifying. As you can imagine, he was treated to a disgraceful face. As soon as he appeared, chickens would stumble him. The relationship has reached the point where "the enemy doesn't move, it doesn't move, and when the enemy moves, it scratches". At this point, Li Huai completely lost his temper, and no longer dared to act rashly.
At night, the chickens in Jiwo Village started a long and frantic night life, and the shrill moans stirred the hearts of the residents. They have been insomnia for days...
Nie Bufan, this heartless guy, was not affected at all, and he still slept until he woke up naturally, but he felt that he suddenly understood one thing. The reason why Zhang San and Li Si have been close to him recently is because they are in heat !
A man without a woman's consolation is rubbed. Nie Bufan understands deeply. So he decided to take them to visit the kiln to relieve their desires. But before that, he wanted to step on the spot first and find a brothel with a relatively high specification. The women in it must be at least middle-class and above, otherwise those guys might not look down on them.
When he thought of it, he did it, and Nie Bufan quietly found the goddess and explained his purpose.
"You asked me, this beautiful woman, to go to the brothel with you?" Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with a look of monsters.
Nie Bufan glanced back at her, um, it's like a flower, and it's beautiful.
"What do you think?" Nineteen said again, "There are so many men in the village, why don't you just find one?"
"With me here, can they still attract the attention of other girls? In order not to lose their face, it's better to find you." In fact, he didn't want to behave like a chick in front of others...
"..." The corners of Nineteen's mouth twitched, and after a long while he spit out a sentence, "The brothel does not accept female guests!"
"You're just like a man when you wear men's clothes."
"..." Nineteen exploded in an instant, picked up something and smashed it.
"Hey, hey, I'm joking." Nie Bufan hurriedly said, "I mean, aren't you curious about brothels at all? Don't you want to see a man's true appearance under the attack of beauty and wine?"
Nineteen showed a moving color, but he hesitated because of the reputation of the boudoir.
Nie Bufan continued to persuade harder: "As a woman, before you leave the cabinet, it is necessary to have a deep understanding of the nature of men. Look at the dignified sons of our village, how can you still have the nobility of the past? Elegant look?"
This is not forced by you! Nineteen gave Nie Bufan a sidelong glance.
In the end, of course she agreed. The temptation to experience the brothel life in person is really hard to refuse. She is not a woman who follows the rules.
The two agreed on a time, and after a dusk, they made excuses to leave the village one after another. Nineteen didn't bring her Jade Cong, and Nie Bufan didn't bring his precious chicken either.
After changing clothes in an inn, two handsome young masters appeared.
Today's target is the Xinghe Building in the south of the city, which is one of the three major brothels in Xishan City. The other two are Yichun Courtyard and Yuxiuzhao.
Nie Bufan and Nineteen had never visited Fireworks Liuxiang before, so when they first entered this kind of place, they could not help feeling a little nervous and a little excited.
Seeing them coming in, the old maid immediately greeted them with a smile, her eyes were vicious, and she knew at a glance that these two were from good backgrounds.
"You two young masters, welcome to visit Xinghelou, you must be the first time to see them, right?"
"Yeah." Nie Bufan pretended to nod deeply and looked around, his eyes were full of Yingyingyanyan, and his sleeves danced with fragrance, which made people dazzled.
"Then let me arrange a seat for the two of you, and introduce a few girls to you?"
"Very good."
Nie Bufan and Nineteen followed the prostitute to the second floor. The second floor is much quieter than the first floor, and you can see the scene on the first floor when you open the window.
The old bustard asked the girl to serve tea, and asked, "What kind of girl do you two like?"
"I don't need to mention vulgar fans, I want the best." Nie Bufan said slightly arrogantly.
"Of course, I must give the best to the young master." The old man smiled wrinkled and changed his tone, "But we usually don't see customers easily for the top brand of Xinghelou, it depends on the sincerity of the guests. Other famous flowers are fine. Let me introduce you to the two sons first."
"Humph!" Nineteen snorted coldly, took out a coin from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "As long as we are satisfied, we will naturally not be stingy! You just call your top card. I want to see what the top card is. special."
"Haha. Please wait a moment, the two of you." The old lady scooped up the silver ingot, bowed and walked out.
Nie Bufan gave Nineteen a thumbs up.
Nineteen said proudly: "Small meaning."
"I heard that the top cards of the brothel are both talented and talented. Let's listen to the music later." Nie Bufan suggested.
"Of course you can only listen to the music, don't you want to stay overnight?" Nineteen said with dissatisfaction.
Nie Bufan thought for a while, then said with a smile, "If I meet someone I like, I don't mind a handful of Wenxiang Nephrite."
"Then I'll tell Young Master Li and the others."
"Tell them what?"
"Tell them you're out of the wall behind their backs."
Nie Bufan sneered and said with contempt, "I really don't know what kind of crap you're thinking about, Hong Xing is coming out!"
Nineteen rolled his eyes: "Don't think that I don't know about you until I go out, the heroes have told me."
"Hero?" Nie Bufan said strangely, "What did it say to you?"
"It says that you are in estrus with two big men every day."
"..." Nie Bufan decided to go back and stewed it, "You believe everything it says?"
"Heroes don't lie."
"When did you get along so well with it?"
"The only chicken in the world that can talk!" Nineteen said with bright eyes, "Of course I have to take good care of it."
While they were talking, there was a sudden noise outside the door, and it seemed that someone was making a scene.
The two looked at each other and didn't intend to go out to join in the fun, but the voice gradually approached, and then the door was suddenly kicked open, and four or five men came in, followed by the prostitute and several girls.
"You two young masters, I'm really sorry." The old lady quickly apologized.
"You are the ones who want to cover Liu Yan'er?" the leading man asked.
"Who is Liu Yan'er?" Nie Bufan asked.
Nineteen shook his head: "I don't know either."
The surroundings fell into a short silence in an instant, and people rushed to make trouble, but the other party was completely absent.
"Mother Xu, what's going on?" the leading man said fiercely, "Didn't you say they called Liu Yan'er?"
"Yes, it's really them!" The old man smiled reluctantly and explained, "These two young masters are new here, maybe they don't know that Liu Yan'er is the top card of our Xinghelou."
Nie Bufan suddenly realized: "So her name is Liu Yan'er, where is she? Are you here?"
As he said that, he looked out with the probe, and glanced at a beautiful woman who was supported by a maid.
The man stepped forward to block his sight, and said in a vicious voice: "Listen to me, Liu Yan'er is my Han Songling's woman, and no one can call her!"
Nie Bufan leaned against the table, looked the young master up and down, and said lightly, "Since it's your woman, why do you keep her in the brothel and take her home directly?"
Han Songling's expression changed, and he said angrily, "It's not your turn to take care of this son's affairs."
"I don't want to care either." Nie Bufan spread his hands and said, "But since Miss Liu is the top card here, the guests are entitled to see her as long as she is willing. Mother Xu, do you think so?"
The old bustard hurriedly smiled and said, "Young Master is very right."
"What is it?" Han Songling scolded, "This young master has reserved her." As he spoke, he took out a silver note from his pocket and handed it to the prostitute.
The old bustard put it away in a hurry, and was a little confused: "But, it was Liu Yan'er that these two young masters ordered first."
Han Songling took out another bank note from his arms, and then looked at Nie Bufan and Shijiu provocatively.
"Mother Xu, you can't do that." Nie Bufan said quietly, "At least you have to ask Miss Liu's opinion. Since she is Xinghelou's number one card, naturally she can't be impressed with a few dollars. If she has more money, she will go with whomever, isn't that the same as ordinary vulgar fans?"
"This..." The old man was speechless and turned to look at Liu Yan'er.
Liu Yan'er took a few steps forward, and she was slightly blessed: "Young Master is very right, the slave family agreed to the son first, and naturally they will give priority to entertaining the son."
Han Songling's face darkened, grabbed Liu Yan'er's hand, and said angrily, "What did you say?"
"Hey, don't be rough, women are used to hurt." Nie Bufan stepped forward and stood in front of Liu Yaner.
"Get out of the way!" Han Songling reached out and was about to push Nie Bufan. Nineteen cups were thrown at him, blocking Han Songling's movements.
Nie Bufan said again: "This young man, everyone came to the brothel for fun, so why bother making yourself unhappy over a trivial matter?"
Han Songling glared at him fiercely, then turned to Liu Yaner and asked, "Are you sure you want to accompany them?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I don't care about this son!" After speaking, he turned around and walked away.
This person is so stupid. He spent so much money in vain, and he doesn't know how to get rid of people. It must be the same as cheating. Who would have thought that he would leave without a word or two. It was really frustrating to fight without a sense of accomplishment. Nie Bufan thought unkindly in his heart.
The old lady breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "To disturb the two young masters, let's go out and let Liu Yan'er entertain the two of you."
After everyone went out, Nie Bufan sighed, "It seems that this family is not good enough."
"What doesn't work?" Nineteen asked curiously.
Nie Bufan said in a low voice, "You didn't see that Miss Liu was in a relationship, no matter how beautiful she was, it wouldn't be agreeable."
"What do you want to do? Don't you just want to come to the brothel to see you? Do you really want to fight with them?"
Without waiting for Nie Bufan to speak, Liu Yan'er over there has already said, "You two sons, how about letting the slave family play a song for you two?"
"Okay, girl, please." Nie Bufan replied with a smile. It is a pity in my heart, this is indeed a beauty, with picturesque eyes, a uniform body, and a voice like the cry of a yellow warbler. It's a pity that she knew there was something tricky just by looking at her interaction with that Han XX, and she couldn't introduce it to Zhang San and Li Si if she had a heart.
The melodious sound of the pipa sounded, but to Nie Bufan, who didn't know how to appreciate it, it was like playing the piano to a cow. Nineteen was quite fascinated.
Nie Bufan was bored, and when someone came in to serve tea, he whispered, "Call a few more girls in to serve." After speaking, it was inevitable that they would put some money on them.
A few girls left happily, and not long after, three or four beautiful girls walked in and sat beside Nie Bufan and Nineteen with beautiful smiles.
Nineteen said in surprise, "What are you doing?"
Nie Bufan hehe said, "Since you're here, you have to get used to it, right?"
Nineteen with a dark face, pushed the woman's hand away, his whole body stiff.
Nie Bufan accepted it well, hugging from left to right.
Liu Yan'er, who was playing the piano over there, trembled slightly with her fingers, almost out of tune. She has probably never been insulted like this before. In her field, she actually called other women to serve her. Her number one card was completely reduced to a sing-along.
With the laughter of the woman, Liu Yan'er naturally couldn't talk anymore, she stood up in a swirl, holding back her anger and said, "Slave Ji has finished playing the song, the two young masters, please play by yourself."
Nineteen wanted to stop her, but didn't know how to speak, so she could only stare at Nie Bufan, gritted her teeth, "Since you don't like it, why did you grab her from Han Songling just now?"
"Stealing people is fun." Nie Bufan said innocently, "It's a pity that she can only be seen from a distance, not to be molested."
"Despise you!" Nineteen said angrily, "If you want to play with yourself, I'll go out first."
"Hey, don't run around, it's very unsafe here." Nie Bufan finally remembered that she was a girl.
Nineteen did not reply, "I have martial arts, so I'm much safer than you!"
Nie Bufan shrugged and ignored it. He lowered his head and smiled and asked the beauties beside him, "What do you usually play? How about teaching me?"