After returning from Jiwo Village, Zhang Junshi hadn't slept well for a few days. As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt a group of chickens jumping up in his head, almost becoming a demon. As soon as I heard the chickens crowing during the day, I couldn't help looking around vigilantly, for fear that a chicken would suddenly pop out of some corner. And the two guys also had lingering fears about Jiwo Village, and when they talked to people they knew, their tone was mixed with exaggerated horror and endless sighs.
Thanks to the big mouths of the two guys, the name of Jiwo Village spread rapidly in a short period of time. The biggest impression to everyone is that there are countless chickens there, but only one person lives there.
So here comes the thief.
Adhering to the belief that it is a fool not to take a good chicken and not to steal a good chicken, this evening, with all the preparations prepared, he entered Jiwo Village alone in the dark.
And then... not then.
The art of war is clear, knowing oneself and knowing the enemy will not be imperiled in a hundred battles, this night Xiaoxiao made a serious mistake of being careless and blindly underestimating the enemy, so that the moment he stepped into Jiwo Village, his tragic ending was doomed. Before he could touch the side of the chicken coop, he was drowned by a pile of fighting chickens, and he didn't even have time to call for help, and fell into the chicken dung and grass clips in an instant...
"You're so brave! Dare to come to our Jiwo Village to steal chickens?" Nie Bufan hung a pajamas, straddled the bed, folded his arms, and looked down at the poor Xiao Xiao lying on the ground.
"Uncle, spare your life, it's the boy who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai!" Xiao Xiao was about to cry. He was wearing a messy head like a chicken coop, a piece of blue at the corner of his eyes, and there was some kind of yellow and white thing full of peculiar smell on his face. The beggar also returned the beggar's leaky costume, um, it should have been intact a quarter of an hour ago, it was as pitiful as it was.
"This uncle hates Xiao Xiao the most, you say, how did this end?"
Saying that, the fighting chickens around the hearing collectively roared angrily.
Xiao Xiao shivered and said in a trembling voice, "If you want to kill it, you have to scrape it. Just keep me away from this group of chickens."
Nie Bufan touched his chin and nodded after a while, "Okay, if you admit your mistake well, I will punish you to serve in Jiwo Village until our brothers and sisters are satisfied."
Xiaoxiao's face was full of horror, and she shouted, "Please, uncle, spare your life! You'd better give me a treat!"
"Isn't that happy enough? I asked you to help raise chickens, but I didn't want you to do it, chickens!"
Xiao Xiao wiped her tears and said, "I... I... Can I go home to see my old lady and say goodbye to her?"
Nie Bufan said with contempt: "Don't think I don't know, you are an orphan, and you want to lie to me, so I will let you sleep with Miss Hua tonight."
Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and then she said dejectedly, "So you all know that, then I admit it."
How would Nie Bufan know him, he was just cheating him, but he was really right.
He said proudly: "Don't think I don't know what you're fighting for, do you know that every chicken in our village has unique skills, some can travel thousands of miles a day! Do you want to escape? You can be caught in the blink of an eye."
Xiao Xiao's face was full of disbelief.
Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Brother Ying, show your hand."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a black chicken spread out its wings and swooped onto the beam of the house.
Xiao Xiao looked sluggish. It took a long while to cry: "I admit it, I really admit it, you are really a chicken god!"
"Very good!" Nie Bufan folded his legs and said in a dignified manner, "From now on, you will be the servant to be punished in Jiwo Village, and this uncle named you 'Chicken Servant'."
Xiao Xiao cried with a face and begged: "I have a name, my name is 'Tuan Beng'."
"Bah, how unlucky, we live at the foot of the mountain, you dare to call the landslide!"
"Then... it's okay to call me Xiaotu."
"Chicken servant and chicken envoy, you choose one."
"..." Xiaoxiao was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law who had been turned around, and said sadly, "I think the name Jipu is very good, very good."
So, Jiwo Village finally ushered in the second human.
A few days passed, and it was the day when Zhang Junshi came to collect the chickens. When he led the two guys last time to Jiwo Village again, all he saw was a corpse lying on the ground. It turns out that in the past few days, Jiwo Village has recruited several thieves.
Zhang Junshi took the two servants all the way to Nie Bufan's residence carefully, and when he saw him, he asked, "What's going on?"
Nie Bufan looked over there and said casually, "They are all here to steal chickens. One of them was not convinced after being caught, and he found a few accomplices to smash the place, and that's it."
"You... you dealt with it alone?" I can't tell, this kid still possesses a stunt.
Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "No, no, didn't I tell you earlier? I have bodyguards."
The image of the flower girl Yingwei immediately appeared in Zhang Junshi's mind...
"Cough, let's not talk about that, this time I'm here to collect chickens and bring you some daily necessities by the way."
"Oh?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up, and he took the things the man brought over, including tableware, teacups, bedding, clothes, etc.
"Young Master Zhang, thank you so much. You are a good person. I'm thinking about buying it." Then he waved to the two guys and asked them to help carry them into the backyard.
Zhang Junshi turned a deaf ear to the name "Zhang San" and followed Nie Bufan into the room. This time it was more messy than last time, and there were even chicken feathers on the bed. Having learned from the past, he would never dare to sit again, and his spirit was also highly vigilant, and he was determined not to make a fool of himself.
At this time, Nie Bufan came over with a basket of eggs from the back room, and said with a smile, "It's a gift, so it's my return."
Zhang Junshi didn't pay much attention to it at first, but after a glance at it, he immediately stopped. He pointed to the basket and asked hesitantly, "This is... an egg?"
Nie Bufan nodded and said with a smile: "Although it looks a little special, it is definitely an egg produced in our village."
Well, Zhang Junshi originally wanted to collect some eggs, but now it seems that he still underestimated the shock that this person in front of him brought him.
There were dozens of eggs in the basket. The small ones were like bird eggs, and the big ones were the size of a slap. It was really hard for him to imagine what kind of chickens were born. Not only that, but some eggs have stripes, dots, and lines, which are quite artistic.
Zhang Junshi picked up one carefully, looked at it carefully, and said leisurely, "Can you take me to the place where they lay their eggs?"
"Of course you can, please come with me." Nie Bufan greeted him warmly and led him to a somewhat dilapidated house. Compared with the stone cave he saw last time, this chicken house was much more normal. The roar of chickens can be heard outside.
Nie Bufan pushed open the door and asked Zhang Junshi to go first. As soon as he stepped in, the crowing of the surrounding chickens stopped abruptly, and there was an eerie silence in the chicken coop.
Zhang Junshi stopped stiffly and looked carefully at the situation inside. He saw a large group of hens staring straight at him, cuddling, walking, grinding their mouths, flapping their wings, lying down... all of them were still. state, as if someone pressed the pause button.
"What's wrong?" Nie Bufan stuck out his head and looked left and right.
As soon as the hens saw Nie Bufan, they immediately resumed their movements and continued to do their own things, gurgling and making noises, as if everything was an illusion just now.
Zhang Junshi immediately felt that the heart that he had just hung had fallen back to its original place, and walked in with a relaxed expression. Originally, in his capacity, these things were handled by the guys, but I don't know what kind of mentality he was in. He couldn't help but want to come and explore, just like looking for abuse...
Looking around pretending to be calm, Zhang Jun really found a lot of unique eggs in the haystacks in one place. He even saw a pebble-sized egg behind a hen that had just stood up.
It's really chicken...
Zhang Junshi's outlook on life has a tendency to be subverted again.
Nie Bufan smiled embarrassedly: "Don't think that these eggs are a bit strange, they taste absolutely good."
Is this just "a bit" peculiar? Whose chickens lay eggs in such a variety of ways, Zhang Junshi would never believe this fact if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes.
However, he didn't have much doubt about the taste. The chicken he collected from here last time was several times more delicious than before, and the store has also gained a lot of popularity.
He hesitated for a while and said, "Okay, I'll take a hundred and ten eggs and go back and try it this time."
"Okay!" Nie Bufan turned and shouted outside, "Chicken servant, chicken servant."
Chicken breast? When Zhang Junshi was puzzled, he saw a thin and small man in his twenties running over and said with a smile, "Come on, sir, what are your orders?"
Nie Bufan pointed at Zhang Junshi and said, "This third Young Master Zhang wants to buy some eggs, go and sort out a basket next to him."
"No problem, let's go."
Zhang Junshi asked curiously, "This is?"
"Oh, he's also a thief, but he has a good attitude. After he was caught, he changed his mind and decided to help out here.
Zhang Jun was stunned, silent for a while, and then said, "There have been frequent thieves here recently?"
"Fortunately, there are only a few, most of them have been suppressed."
Zhang Junshi couldn't help but feel sympathy, these thieves had a lot to think about before they came to Jiwo Village to steal!
At this moment, two men in a state of embarrassment came over.
Zhang Junshi asked, "What happened to you?"
"I was besieged just now when I went to catch chickens..." the man said in grief and indignation.
"Haha." Nie Bufan laughed heartlessly.
Zhang Junshi turned to look at Nie Bufan.
"Okay, I'll let the chicken servants fill the cages for you later."
The two guys breathed a sigh of relief.
"The smell is too heavy here, let's go back to the house to rest first."
Zhang Junshi had his hands behind his back and nodded noncommittally. There was no problem when he returned to Jiwo Village, and he was quite proud.
"Girls, stay well, find what you want to eat, find it by yourself, give birth when you want, and don't give birth when you don't want to, just do it yourself."
Zhang Junshi stumbled, turned his head and threw a complicated look at the chickens...
Snapped! A warm object suddenly landed on his head, Zhang Junshi stiffened for a while, looked up, and saw a brindle chicken squatting on the beam, bowing his head and smiling at him.
The two guys covered their mouths and widened their eyes.
Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said, "Why are there chickens on the beams??"
Nie Bufan glanced at him sympathetically, patted him on the shoulder, and said with relief, "Everything is possible, please condolences."
Zhang Junshi was mad in his heart, and walked out with an expressionless face.
Why is it always him who gets hurt? Does he have to bring a souvenir back every time? This is not scientific!
He was finally convinced that he came here to seek abuse, to seek abuse!