Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 31: Plant people without planting faces

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When Nie Bufan woke up, he saw Li Yi's wicked face at a glance. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body was aching as if he had been run over by something.

Nie Bufan surreptitiously searched for his clothes scattered all over the place, while gnashing his teeth and making a strange appearance. Just after putting on a jacket and preparing to cross Li Yi and get out of bed, a strong arm suddenly wrapped around his waist, followed by Li Yi's faint voice: "Where are you going?"

Nie Bufan turned his head, looked directly at Li Yi with a pair of clear and unsullied eyes, and said, "It's getting late, it's time to get up."

"Oh." Li Yi sat up and flipped Nie Bufan onto his lap.

Nie Bufan honestly didn't move, just asked, "Where is this?"

"A distant relative of the Li family's old house, except for regular cleaning, few people set foot there."

"Yes. Then why are we here?"

Li Yi squinted at him and said after a while, "Why do you think we are here?"

While thinking about it, Nie Bufan scooped up his trousers and slipped them over his feet. He didn't say anything until halfway through the trousers: "I remember that I went to the kiln and asked a few girls to accompany the wine, and we had a great chat, and then..."

"Then what?" Li Yi's face darkened every time he heard a sentence.

"Then... there's no more, and I'll be here when I wake up." Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in anguish, "Why don't I have any impression of what happened next?"

"You mean, you don't remember what happened last night?" Li Yi gritted his teeth.

"Yeah." Nie Bufan said solemnly, "I think I'm drunk. The strange thing is that I have pain everywhere except my head."

"… "

"Li Si, your expression now looks like constipation, doesn't it matter?"

Li Yi held Nie Bufan's hand holding up his trousers, and said: "Just a word of 'drunk' and it's over?"

"Did I do something outrageous?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi pursed his lips and did not speak.

"... Or, what heinous thing did you do?"

Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi with a beast-like look, but his fingers were tugging at the hand that was grabbing the waist of his trousers.

After making sure that he couldn't shake it, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely, "Can you let go?"

"cannot."

"The cold in the spring morning is heavy, and it is easy to catch a cold when left in the air."

"That's it." Li Yiyi grasped the thing between his legs.

"This..." Nie Bufan said in a low voice with a bitter face, "I don't have the habit of Chenbo."

Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, "I have."

Nie Bufan suddenly fell on top of Li Yi, and said weakly, "Li Si, my head hurts so much, if you touch it, are you feeling feverish?"

Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was holding on to the vital point, and was about to touch his head.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it, squinting and said, "Li Si, although I know you are informal, I still have to remind you that men who don't love cleanliness are unlovable."

"..." A person who sleeps in a chicken coop all the year round tells him how clean it is!

Taking advantage of Li Yi's slander, Nie Bufan got out of his embrace like a loach, jumped up and pulled up his pants.

"Hey!" As soon as he put on his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, feeling faint pain in his private parts, but he didn't want to show the pain, lest Li Yi ask him about it. But he was afraid of the pain, and he was fascinated by Li Yi in his heart. He wanted to get angry and his force value was higher than his. All kinds of emotions were intertwined. Nie Bufan's expression was like being rubbed by paste. Weird, twisted...

"...What are you doing?" Li Yi saw the corners of his mouth twitching and wanted to help him straighten his face.

Nie Bufan touched his face and pretended to be calm: "It's okay, it's just a urgency."

"..." Well, even if Li Yi still had his thoughts on morning sports, he was washed away by his rude words. He is now very glad that he did not ejaculate prematurely last night, this guy Nie Bufan definitely has the potential to drive people crazy. He had already succeeded, but he had no sense of accomplishment at all. To do it later, it's best to gag his mouth first.

"Can I get up?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi waved his hand, expressing to let him go. For the sake of your fragile heart, don't push too hard. Otherwise, who knows what else this guy will look like

Nie Bufan smiled, raised his trousers and stood up cautiously, ready to step over him to find the belt.

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, and Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn face. Nie Bufan was taken aback, his hands loosened, and his pants fell again, revealing two bare legs...

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi both stood still at the same time, and their eyes fell on Nie Bufan's legs.

Nie Bufan folded his legs, and one of them gave him an eye knife, and said with contempt, "Don't you know what indecent scorn is?"

Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.

Nie Bufan kicked him away rudely, and pulled up his trousers with lightning speed.

Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly, and Li Yi returned with a smug look.

Nie Bufan stepped out of bed awkwardly, and said with a flat mouth to Zhang Junshi, "Zhang San, I was drunk last night."

"Really?" Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes and helped him put them on, his face was gloomy, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck.

Nie Bufan opened his arms and let him serve, and asked casually, "Zhang San, why are you here?"

"Your chicken."

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and only after confirming that it was gone, did he realize that what Zhang San said was a real chicken.

Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little cockscomb head of the flower girl sticking out, meeting his gaze, and then disappearing with a swish.

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys were becoming less and less serious about his master, and they were very familiar with selling out. If you look back, you must take a good look at it, otherwise, wouldn’t you have no human rights

"Okay, let's go back." After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, he couldn't hold back. When he looked back, he found that Li Yi, who was slightly messy, was holding Nie Bufan's other hand.

"Come back together." Li Yi touched Nie Bufan's head with his other hand.

Zhang Junshi swept over coldly and collided with Li Yi's eyes again in the air, and in an instant, electric light shot everywhere.

Nie Bufan looked at this and then at that. The three big men held hands and marched side by side, like three idiots.

Nie Bufan suddenly joined hands, folded Zhang and Li's hands together, and said earnestly, "Good friends, love each other."

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other, shivered at the same time, and quickly pulled their hands back.

"Okay, let's go." Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a big step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes touched the ground. Then, he saw his feet trembling slightly, and the whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors that were about to soften.

Nie Bufan was stubbornly unwilling to show weakness, and the consequence was that he had to endure that kind of unspeakable pain, to the limit, it was really unbearable!

It hurts too much!

Nie Bufan took Zhang Junshi's shoulders, clenched his fists and grinned, thinking that Li Yi was a villain.

Li Yi's eyes were a little worried, but also a little proud, and he stepped forward and hugged him across his chest.

Zhang Junshi stopped him: "What are you doing?"

Li Yi said indifferently: "Didn't you see him feeling uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, and he probably won't be able to get there."

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and glared at Li Yi fiercely.

Li Yi smiled: "He was exhausted last night."

This is simply Chi Guoguo's provocation!

But Nie Bufan said in an unsure way, "Yes, I didn't sleep well all night, I had a strange dream all night, and I'll never drink again, it's too exhausting."

Li Yi chuckled.

Zhang Junshi's face was purple and black, like poisoning.

"Would you like to go? Hurry up." Nie Bufan urged.

"Go." Li Yi bypassed Zhang Junshi and walked out briskly.

Zhang Junshi stared at his back for a long time, and the anger in his eyes gradually subsided, replaced by a firm look.

When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the mayor of Jiwo Village, he must not be seen by any animal in the village to be so "delicate". This would be too detrimental to his glorious image. .

After returning to the village, Nie Bufan walked up to her and said with a smile, "You came back early? I was worried about you just now."

"Many thanks to the village chief for worrying, the little girl thank you... I am very grateful." Nineteen pretended to reply gently, but his eyes wandered, revealing a guilty conscience.

In fact, when Li Yi came over last night, she saw it in the corridor on the other side, but she didn't notify Nie Bufan, instead she walked away first. Although it is a bit unethical, for the sake of his own reputation, it is better to protect himself.

Nineteen's pretence was not calm enough. If she had the thick skin of Nie Bufan, she would be invincible in the world with her status as a genius. It's a pity that she can't hide her guilt from Nie Bufan's discerning eyes. Originally it was just suspicion, but this time it has been determined that Nineteen must have abandoned him at a critical time.

Nie Bufan showed her white teeth, smiled brightly, and said kindly, "You'll be fine. It's sunny outside, so pay attention to sun protection when you go out."

Nineteen looked at the sky subconsciously, the warm spring is warm, where do you need sun protection

Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange laugh.

As soon as he reached the door, he saw a black shadow falling from the sky, hitting the yard with a loud bang and splashing dust.

When I looked closely, I realized it was a... corpse? Not only this one, but there were four or five strangers lying about in the yard.

Nie Bufan looked up and saw a person standing on the roof, standing alone and fluttering like a fairy, it was Wang Shichan who came and went without a trace.

"Who are you?" Nie Bufan asked suspiciously, pointing to the person on the ground.

"Chicken thief." Wang Shichan answered succinctly.

"Chicken thief?" He kicked one of them on the buttocks, dissatisfied, "Can't you solve it outside the village? Why do you take a lot of trouble to carry it to my yard?"

"Since I have promised you to keep watch, I must be as good as possible." Wang Shichan said lightly, "But I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for dealing with them."

"..." Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious guy.

After a little absence, Wang Moumou disappeared, leaving only a "corpse" on the ground.

Nie Bufan touched the mute and looked around the village for a week.

This is kind of bad! It seems that the residents of Jiwo Village are getting more and more crooked. He feels that his supreme prestige has been challenged...