Nie Bufan called the servants of Tu Beng, Si Chenyu and others to strip these unlucky bastards caught by Wang Shichan to their bottoms, and then threw them out of the village one by one.
In the next few days, in order to prevent Li Yi's sneak attack, Nie Bufan started his days of squatting. The first object of his trouble is Shen Muran, who looks the most harmless, and the second object is Li Huai, who is the most bullied.
Shen Gongzi prides himself on being first-rate, but when he encounters Nie Bufan, he has to be "flowery". At night, Nie Bufan and his chickens occupied his bed; during the day, they had to face the strange and murderous gazes of Li Yi and Zhang Junshi.
After two days of hard enduring, he finally said the most inhumane sentence in his life: "Village Chief Nie, can you go back to your room in a mellow manner?"
So, Nie Bufan could only shy away. Originally, he was not such an obedient person, but his situation was stronger than others, and he was put out by Shen Muran's attendant...
When Lu met Li Yi, the other party leaned against the door and looked straight at him, and tapped one foot into the room a few times, which meant that he was welcome.
Nie Bufan directly bypassed him and entered Li Huai's house.
Li Huai showed extreme rejection of his arrival. Nie Bufan ignored him completely and jumped onto the bed. There were five or six chickens following him. It is worth comforting that these chickens were very good at getting used to them. Knowing how to clean up a paw stain on someone's clothing.
Li Huai trembled with anger when he saw that his precious robe was destroyed in an instant.
"Nie Bufan, do you have any education?"
"I'm in charge of upbringing." Nie Bufan patted the chicken beside him, smiling heartlessly.
Li Huai pointed angrily: "You go out to me, you are not welcome here!"
"Don't be like this, it's more fun to sleep together."
"What fun does it take to sleep!"
"Yes. Bad bad, it's late at night, let's sleep peacefully."
"Don't call me bad!" Li Huai rushed over and grabbed Nie Bufan's arm, trying to drag him out of bed.
Nie Bufan clung to the bedpost and shouted, "Don't do this, the bed will collapse."
Li Huai gritted his teeth, threw his hand away, and said fiercely, "I'll ask my brother to come and sleep with you!"
"Bad bad!" Nie Bufan flew forward, hugged Li Huai's waist, and said affectionately, "Do you have the heart to push me to someone else? We've already made a kiss, you're better than you are. Your brother is more suitable to sleep with me."
"What? What a kiss!" Li Huai blushed and said irritably, "You forced the kiss!"
"Yes, yes, you're right, I forced the kiss, who told me that I couldn't help it?" Nie Bufan patted his back and helped him smoothen his hair.
"To a man, you can't help but be so excited!" Li Huai's face turned even redder, but his voice dropped.
"There is a poem that says: 'Buyue's intentions, love can't help it', we can't help ourselves!" Nie Bufan leaned his head on Li Huai's waist and looked at the candlestick deeply.
Li Huai was silent, he remembered that Nie Bufan kissed him in public in order to make him embarrassed. I was almost fooled by him, do you really think he is so easy to deceive? He wanted to see if Nie Bufan was really a good man.
"Okay, that's it for tonight!" Li Huai broke Nie Bufan's hand and walked to the other side of the bed to change his clothes.
Nie Bufan glanced at him strangely. Does this reaction seem wrong
Li Huai turned to face him, slowly taking off his clothes, his naked upper body was faintly tempting in the candlelight. He ruffled his hair again, rolled his long hair to one side, then bent down and took off his outer pants, leaving only the trousers, and finally scooped up the long gown that was used as pajamas on the side and put it on gracefully. The curves of his limbs are looming, with a hazy beauty.
After doing this, Li Huai observed Nie Bufan's reaction from the corner of his eye, but he was so angry that this guy fell asleep with his limbs wide open! Emotions, he was busy just now? No, it wasn't a waste of time, at least the chickens were staring at him with their eyes open, as if they were watching a magical creature.
Li Huai was trembling with anger, he violently lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, kicking Nie Bufan a few times in frustration.
Nie Bufan turned over and said in a dreamy voice, "I'll invite you to eat eggs tomorrow..."
"..." Li Huai thumped the pillow desperately with a look of grief and indignation.
The next day, Li Huai accidentally put a pair of panda eyes on him and described him as haggard.
Nie Bufan was in high spirits. After breakfast, he started picking eggs around. This period is the peak egg laying period. Many chickens do not like to lay eggs in the chicken coop in a proper manner. There may be places where they lay eggs all over the village.
However, since the discovery of the robbery hole, Nie Bufan has become more careful, and did not let the landslide help to pick up the eggs, so as not to pick up any strange treasures.
After a busy morning, he picked up two baskets of eggs, and after lunch, he led a group of chickens up the mountain to let out the wind.
Li Yi and others were warmly entertained by the chickens, but failed to keep up with him.
Nie Bufan climbed halfway up the mountain, facing the mist-shrouded mountains, surrounded by chickens, and shouted loudly, "I am the king of chicken nests!"
"Oh—" the chickens responded enthusiastically.
The mountains echoed in bursts, and the momentum was surging.
With his hands on his hips and his feet on a rock, he looked around the mountains, like a great man looking down at the world.
After the enjoyment was over, Nie Bufan was satisfied. Just as he turned around to go back to the village, he was startled by Wang Shichan who appeared behind him at some point.
"You're here, why don't you say hello!" Nie Bufan said dissatisfiedly, "Did you make yourself look like a ghost just for fun?"
Wang Shichan looked indifferent and asked, "When will you give me the Buddhist scriptures?"
"Wait until I'm happy someday."
"You look happy every day."
Nie Bufan glared at him and said, "Don't you know what a forced smile is?"
"..." Wang Shichan's expression remained unchanged, but there was serious doubt in his eyes.
"Let's do it!" Nie Bufan suggested, "You are my bodyguard and protect me from any living creatures. If I'm satisfied, I'll give you half of it first."
Wang Shichan was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask: "You seem to be saying the opposite, should you protect other living creatures from your harassment?"
He had stayed in Jiwo Village for a while, and in this realm, he had never seen Nie Bufan suffer. Protect him from being harassed by others? He is lucky not to harass others.
Nie Bufan hummed, "It seems that you don't want Buddhist scriptures anymore, so that's it, I'll go first!"
Wang Shichan immediately grabbed his arm and said sincerely, "How can I protect you?"
"Twelve hours in the village for personal protection."
"Twelve hours is too long. In this case, when you go to the toilet, do I have to watch it too?"
"... Then, the focus is on the evening. You can sleep in my room."
"No need." Wang Shichan quickly refused.
"How can you protect yourself if you don't sleep in my room?"
"I'll just sleep in the hall. If there is danger, I can hear you if you shout."
"Then what if I can't shout?" He didn't forget that Li Yi had said many times that he would stop his mouth.
"Then make some noise."
"...Okay." Nie Bufan reluctantly agreed.
Wang Shichan asked, "How long do I need to protect you?"
Nie Bufan thought for a while: "It's time to get the treasure."
Wang Shichan nodded, then disappeared in front of Nie Bufan without saying hello.
Nie Bufan shouted into the air, "Don't forget, it starts tonight!"
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Back in the village, Nie Bufan just felt a lot more at ease, and he could finally sleep in his room tonight.
During dinner, he kept smiling all the time, was kind and kind to everyone, and didn't even shy away from the fiery gazes of Zhang and Li.
Li Yi's heart moved, and he secretly wondered if Nie Bufan was going to do something else? He knew very well about the inferiority of this man.
And Zhang Junshi was also turning his little Jiujiu, but his face remained calm.
It was night, Nie Bufan finished grooming, and lay in the bed he had not seen for a long time, feeling very relieved.
He closed his eyes, but he was very excited, looking forward to someone coming at night.
If not, Li Yi appeared unexpectedly.
Since he tasted the forbidden fruit that time, he has been in a state of dissatisfaction, but unfortunately, there is no second chance to steal love. Originally, with his martial arts, he could completely overrule the king. Compared with other people, he already had a considerable understanding of the chickens in Jiwo Village, and there were some ways to defuse their offensive. Just because he wanted to give Nie Bufan a period of adaptation, he decided to wait patiently for him to figure it out before taking action.
Until today, Nie Bufan has finally stayed in his room. Does it mean that he is ready to accept him
Naturally, Li Yi would not miss the opportunity. In order to be safe, he also brought Zhang Junshi down first.
Gently pushing open the unfastened door, Li Yi walked slowly to the bedside and whispered, "Extraordinary."
Nie Bufan opened his eyes, sat up suddenly, hugged the quilt, and said defensively, "What are you doing in the middle of the night?"
"I just want to hug you." Li Yi took him into his arms and said lightly, "Don't think I don't know that you have been hiding from me recently."
"Is there?" Nie Bufan pushed him away, shyly, as if he wanted to refuse and welcome him.
Li Yi was restless in his heart, hooked his waist and was ready to kiss him.
Nie Bufan shrank back, half pushing.
The lips and teeth of the two blended together, their skin was touching, and they were excited.
"Did you agree?" Li Yi asked breathlessly.
"Promise what?" Nie Bufan kicked his stomach and hummed, "Go away, I'm going to sleep."
"Okay, let's sleep together." Li Yi smiled and got up and started to undress.
While enjoying his strip show, Nie Bufan slowly scooped up the kettle on the bedside table and poured himself a glass of water.
After Li Yi took off his shirt, his water was almost finished. Taking advantage of Li Yi's time to go to bed, his hand on the cup seemed to shake inadvertently, and the cup fell to the ground with a "clang" sound. The sound was particularly loud in the silent night, and all the chickens around were startled.
Li Yi was half-kneeling on the edge of the bed for a while, and when he was about to ask, a shadow suddenly flashed to his side and patted him on the shoulder.
Li Yi turned back vigilantly, and immediately saw Wang Shichan's cold face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.
"Why are you here?" Li Yi asked coldly.
"Protect him from harassment." Wang Shichan pointed at Nie Bufan who was leaning against the bed and smiling.
"You protect him?" Li Yi said with a strange expression, "Why?"
"Buddhist scriptures."
Li Yi understood, and this fellow Nie Bufan repeated his old tricks, using the Buddhist scriptures to send Wang Shichan. No wonder he was so cooperative just now and pretended to be ashamed with him!
Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to sleep in the same bed with him."
Wang Shichan looked at Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan whispered embarrassingly, "Do I need to be stripped before going to bed?"
After speaking, he pulled up the quilt to cover his naked upper body.
Wang Shichan immediately cast a beast-like look at Li Yi.
Li Yi was only wearing his underwear at the moment, and the other clothes were thrown aside at will, as if he was in a hurry to do things.
"Brother Li..."
"I won't hurt Bufan, please avoid Brother Shen." Li Yi interrupted.
"If you don't go, I won't go either." Wang Shichan found a chair and sat down cross-legged.
Li Yi gritted his teeth, turned his head and glared at Nie Bufan, who blinked innocently at him.
He took a deep breath and said firmly: "Okay, just watch it here!"
After he finished speaking, he got into the quilt and wrapped Nie Bufan into his arms with both hands and feet. Although he couldn't turn the clouds over the rain under the eyes of outsiders, he could still do it with a few secret pokes.
Nie Bufan was stabbed hard, so he shouted, "Brother Wang, the bed is big enough, let's sleep together."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was poked a few more times, almost poking his pants in.
Wang Shichan glanced at them and said lightly, "I'll just meditate, you can do it yourself."
After speaking, he even scooped out a string of rosary beads from his bosom, and twisted the beads while closing his eyes and reciting the scriptures silently.
Seeing this, Nie Bufan said again: "Brother Wang, we laity people are filthy and have never heard the scriptures. You might as well read them out for us."
Although Wang Shichan didn't answer, he really recited the scriptures. His voice was low and rhythmic, and it seemed particularly mysterious and serene in the dark night...
Li Yi was so angry that he vomited blood, and the solemn sound of chanting could not appease his maddening heart!