Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 33: Egg raw Zhang San strategy

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The next day, Li Yi left Nie Bufan's room with a constipated face. In a short period of time, he might never come again.

When Zhang Junshi learned about the situation, he rarely laughed very unkindly. Who told that man to stun him? I can only give him two words: deserve it!

Nie Bufan is no longer in danger of losing his life, let alone how nourishing his life is. With a wide heart, Tiannv, Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai and the others will die of blood mold. If you don't sleep well, you have to beware of flying hairs at all times.

Si Chenyu said to Li Yi and Zhang Junshi, "I usually see that your relationship is so good, how come you don't know how to take care of it?"

Li Yi's face was cold, and black gas came out of his body.

Zhang Jun actually smiled brightly and said that he would criticize education.

One day, Nie Bufan came back from the wind and suddenly saw an egg beside his pillow.

He was surprised that the hens had not laid eggs on his bed for a long time under his instruction. What's going on with this one today

He stretched out his hand to scoop, and there was a warm feeling in his palm, something seemed to be beating in the egg, slowly and powerfully.

Is this a fertilized egg? The chick inside has taken shape

Nie Bufan scooped the egg and shone it at the sun, but he couldn't see it clearly.

He shoved the egg into his arms, ready to find a brooding hen to hatch.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in and said with a smile, "Bufan, are you free? How about going to the store with me?"

"What's up?"

"Didn't you sell me the recipe for tea eggs last time? The store has already made the first pot according to the recipe, and I don't plan to sell this pot. I want to take you to try it."

"Oh, that's it. Okay, let's go now. If you hurry up, you can come back at night." Nie Bufan took Zhang Junshi and walked out.

It just so happened that Li Yi went to Si Chenyu's place to stalk the door, and he would definitely not come to stare at people for a while.

The two came to Zhangjiadian, Xiaoer had already peeled the tea eggs and put them in the room, and also gave a pot of good wine and a few stacks of side dishes.

"How? Does it taste okay?" Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said, "Well, it's much more delicious than what I made."

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, "That's because we use a lot of ingredients. Come and eat vegetables."

Nie Bufan was not polite to him either, chopsticks kept flying, and occasionally he would clink wine glasses with him and talk about life.

The wine is full, and night has come. There are stars outside the window, and pedestrians are scattered on the road.

"Will you stay here tonight?" Zhang Junshi suggested unintentionally.

Nie Bufan leaned against the window with his drunken eyes and murmured indistinctly.

Zhang Junshi's eyes flashed brightly, and he went out and ordered his staff to prepare water.

There is an oval wooden barrel in the guest room for one or two people to bathe. Of course, it is not as good as the bathtub of Nie Bufan's house, only half of the body can be soaked.

Nie Bufan walked unsteadily behind the screen while taking off his clothes. Zhang Junshi was beside him, and suddenly saw an egg fall out of his clothes, he hurriedly caught it, and put it on the bedside table together with his clothes.

Nie Bufan was confused, thinking that he was in his own house, and he was about to jump in when he saw the water. If Zhang Junshi hadn't pulled him quickly, it would have caused a tragic disaster. Zhang Junshi looked at his naive look, couldn't help but kissed his cheek, then carried him into the tub, and stepped into it naked.

"Extraordinary." Zhang Junzhen whispered in his ear.

Nie Bufan rubbed in his arms and muttered, "Zhang San, I'm dizzy."

"It's alright, I'll be fine later." Zhang Junshi scooped up a towel to help him wipe his body, but this guy was just dishonest, his body was twisting non-stop, and he sang out-of-tune songs. Zhang Junshi was made hot all over by him.

"Bufan, I can't help it if you move again." Zhang Junshi warned.

Nie Bufan suddenly sat up straight, with a solemn expression, pointed at him and said, "I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore!"

"..." Well, that's what you said.

Zhang Junshi looked at him with burning eyes, then suddenly pressed him against the barrel and kissed his lips deeply.

"Hmm..." Nie Bufan's eyes were blurred, his two hands were unconsciously grasping Zhang Junshi's body, the two were entangled in the slightly crowded tub, their bodies were close, and the gradually cold water couldn't suppress the surging flames.

Zhang Junshi's head was withdrawn from Nie Bufan's mouth, and a strand of silver thread appeared. He kissed down his jaw, neck, Adam's apple, collarbone... Raising his waist, choked the cherry blossoms in his chest, and sucked.

"Ah... Zhang San, you..." Nie Bufan's mind was a little unclear, but the sensations in his body constantly stimulated his nerves, causing him to blush and heartbeat.

Zhang Junshi didn't speak, he arched his entire body out of the tub and lay flat on the cloth mat beside the tub.

"Tonight, you belong to me." Zhang Junshi pressed his desire between his legs, rubbed it lightly, and kept burning his hands on him.

Nie Bufan was like a fish thrown on the beach, dry, hot, and hard to breathe.

"Fisherman" sharpened his knife, steamed him first, then spread some sauce, and then took a bite.

"Ah! No!" Nie Bufan seemed to wake up suddenly and was startled. He raised his foot against Zhang Junshi's lower abdomen to prevent him from entering again.

Zhang Junshi pushed his feet away at will and comforted: "Don't be afraid, although it is my first time, I will definitely be very gentle."

"This doesn't seem to be the first time." Nie Bufan trembled, "It's all men, what are you doing?"

"Oh? Then you let Li Yi on your bed?" Zhang Junshi bit his shoulder in dissatisfaction, and then he straightened his lower body and followed the door.

Nie Bufan tightened and stuck Zhang Junshi in the middle.

"No, don't get me wrong, it was an accident."

"Oh? Is that so?" Zhang Junshi laughed. "Actually, this was also an accident. You were drunk, and so was I."

"...Beastly hair when you're drunk?"

"Obviously." Zhang Junshi held his hips and went in a little more.

Nie Bufan put his elbows on the ground, leaned back, and wanted to slip out of Zhang Junshi's arms, but he took a step back, but he took a step forward. Both of them moved more than two meters, still maintaining a state of intimacy.

Nie Bufan was powerless and looked at Zhang Junshi pitifully.

Zhang Junshi has always been gentle, but this meeting was uncharacteristically firm, no longer giving Nie Bufan time to struggle, he clamped his waist and stepped forward, reaching the top.

"Ah! It hurts!" Nie Bufan slapped the man on his body hard.

Zhang Junshi was actually very nervous, and his heart was beating violently. It wasn't until after he entered that the feeling of ecstasy and bone erosion really gave him a great shock.

He twitched slowly, breathing under pressure.

This is... so frustrating! The thought popped into their minds at the same time.

Looking at each other, like a tacit understanding, a wave of fierce collisions began.

Nie Bufan can be considered a broken pot, he has already reached this point, and he will not be a man if he bears it!

With the strength of the wine, he put aside his scruples, relaxed his body, and accepted each other as much as possible.

"Um..." Too deep. Nie Bufan groaned.

"Be quiet." Zhang Junshi whispered in his ear, "The wall has ears."

"Ah... um..." Nie Bufan shouted even louder.

Zhang Junshi immediately kissed him, lifted his leg, and inserted it heavily.

Nie Bufan's eyes widened, his cheeks flushed.

A smile flashed in Zhang Junshi's eyes, and his movements slowed down.

The two tumbled on opposite sides, lingering to their heart's content, suppressed moans and intermittent crashing sounds filled the room.

This night is destined to be sleepless...

The next day, when Nie Bufan woke up from his stupor, he felt a splitting headache and felt weak and weak all over.

The upper body is full of hickeys, and apart from some slight tingling pain in the private part, it is not as painful as the first time. In fact, I can't blame Li Yi for his poor skills. It was the first time that he chose to attack Nie Bufan when he was sober. Nie Bufan's ability to be funny when he is sober is hard for ordinary people to resist. He is already considered to be very talented if he can do the whole process.

In this regard, Zhang Junshi is more sophisticated. He first used a flawless reason to trick Nie Bufan in, and then quietly used the wine and vegetable offensive.

At this time, even if he was like a ghost, Nie Bufan could only be eaten by him, and he also obtained the ultimate enjoyment.

Just when Nie Bufan grinned, Zhang Junshi walked in with a smile.

"You..." Nie Bufan pointed at him, his eyes like a sword.

"Does your body still hurt?" Zhang Junshi sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hand down, and said warmly, "Will you sleep again?"

"I won't sleep." Nie Bufan threw his hand and said in a sullen voice, "Am I such a fragile person? He can knock me down in one night!"

Zhang Junshi had bright eyes and smiled, "Then it seems that we can continue tonight."

Nie Bufan choked up, lowered his head and said, "Zhang San, I'm drunk, and you're drunk too, so the animal is so wild, and this happens, how about we all pretend it didn't happen?"

"Well..." Zhang Junshi touched his chin and pondered, "Alright, we can do it once when we are drunk, and forget once we do it, how about it?"

Nie Bufan squinted at him and couldn't believe it: "Zhang San, are you still Zhang San? Are you still my gentle and pure brother Zhang San?"

"Of course it is." Zhang Junshi smiled softly as always, and said, "Don't think too much, I will take responsibility for you to the end."

"I don't need you to be responsible." Nie Bufan said in horror, "I still want to marry a wife and have children, and raise children to prevent old age."

Zhang Junshi patted his forehead and said seriously, "It's better to do less daydreaming."

"… "

"Okay, I'll ask someone to prepare hot water for you to wash up. After you're done, let's have dinner together." Zhang Junshi put a kiss on his eyes, then got up and left.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed, rolling while howling. How did you guard against Li Si but not against Zhang San

Wait, that's not right! Nie Bufan rolled over and sat up, why didn't Wang Shichan appear this time? Does he still see people ordering food? Be careful with Li Yi, but ignore Zhang Junshi

Didn't he listen to one night's corner

Nie Bufan glanced around vigilantly and was relieved after confirming that there was no suspicious figure. Could it be that Wang Shichan didn't follow him at all

Nie Bufan had completely forgotten that what he said at the beginning was "in the village" for personal protection, and with Wang Shichan's steadfast personality, he absolutely executed it meticulously.

He got dressed angrily and decided to use the book as toilet paper when he got back.

At this moment, there was a sudden click in the ear, as if something had broken.

Nie Bufan followed the reputation and saw a crack appeared on the eggshell of the egg on the bedside table.

He leaned forward in amazement and murmured, "You can also hatch chicks like this?"

Although eggs can be hatched artificially, they need to master the temperature. It is absolutely impossible to hatch when exposed to air below 20 degrees for a long time.

But looking at the current situation, the chick is indeed breaking its shell.

Nie Bufan's eyes widened, staring intently at the changes in the egg, as the egg shell slowly fell off, gradually revealing a mass of fluffy stuff inside.

This is... a monkey? A monkey born from an egg

Nie Bufan was stunned!

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The author has something to say: "Chicken Nest Village Cheats"

Fifth, if the fertilized eggs in Jiwo Village are hatched outside the village, they will restore the original form of the mother. And unless they are chickens themselves, animals born outside will no longer turn into chickens after returning to Jiwo Village.