Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 37: clap clap clap

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After Zi Tiannv and others settled in Jiwo Village, many outsiders speculated that the treasure of Daoist Duobao would soon reappear in the world. Who would have guessed that more than two months later, the news of the treasure would sink to the bottom of the sea, and there would be no sound.

As a result, letters from all over the world were sent and sent, and everyone in Jiwo Village was taken care of by their parents and asked about the treasure.

And other people who paid attention to this matter also began to send spies to Jiwo Village, which would be carried out quietly in the past, but at that time, the people sent out were undoubtedly not mellow, and no one could sneak into the interior unharmed, even in the chicken coop. Walking outside the village is likely to be attacked. In view of this, the spies launched the crowd and camouflage tactics, dressing up every day as farmers, hunters, travel merchants, lost travelers, refugees, passers-by, A, B, C, D, etc., with different images and superb acting skills.

Jiwo Village started a lively day with constant visitors every day. In order to show the excellent style of Jiwo Village's hospitality, Nie Bufan mobilized all the chickens in the village to serve the public with all his heart. For those who ask for directions, there are chickens to guide the way; for those who flee, chickens deliver eggs; for those who sell, there are chickens to join them; for those who hunt... As for those who come to stay overnight, ahem, they can be directly listed as missing persons the next day.

After tens of days of emptying, the spies finally realized the fact: To enter Jiwo Village, they must first learn how to make chickens! Even chickens can't do it, let alone the treasure. It's no wonder that the representatives of the four major families have settled in Jiwo Village. The security and privacy of this place are indeed extraordinary, really high!

"Alas." Nie Bufan was lying by the window, looking up at the sky and sighing, "Life is really lonely as snow!"

Li Yi glanced at him and asked, "What happened to you?"

"Aren't those people coming?" Nie Bufan looked into the distance, earnestly looking forward to it.

"..." Came here to play with you

Nie Bufan stood up suddenly and said with great pride, "I want to build Jiwo Village into a leisure village to attract tourists and serve the village."

"..." Li Yi hesitated for a while, then said, "Leisure Village? This?"

"Well." Nie Bufan nodded heavily, his eyes bright, "Our village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. During the day, you can go hiking in the mountains, go fishing in the river, and have chicken friends to stay with you when you are lonely at night, whether you want to cultivate yourself or want to Relaxing muscles and bones can be satisfied here!"

"You better let those innocent people go!" Li Yi firmly stopped him from doing evil.

Nie Bufan looked at him disdainfully: "You can't understand such a great idea."

Li Yi rolled his eyes without a trace.

Nie Bufan said again: "The matter of making money should be discussed with Zhang San."

With that said, he was about to rush out of the house.

Li Yi pulled him back and said displeasedly, "Don't go."

Nie Bufan paused for a while, then suggested, "Let's go together then?"

"I don't want to see him."

"See you if you don't look down, see you tomorrow if you don't see it today." Nie Bufan patted his shoulder with his other hand, and said slowly, "There is no feud between friends, just keep an eye out."

Li Yi took a deep breath, hugged Nie Bufan, put a heavy kiss on his lips, and said fiercely, "I and you are the base friend!"

"This..." Nie Bufan leaned back slightly, thought for a while, and said, "You and I are basic friends, and Zhang San and I are also basic friends, so you and Zhang San are also basic friends."

This equation transforms...

Li Yi felt like he wanted to vomit blood, he suddenly pressed Nie Bufan against the wall, pushed his knees between his legs, held the back of his head with one hand, bowed his head and gave a long, deep kiss, the other hand got into his clothes Hem, hold that thing across the pants.

For a moment, Li Yi's lips followed Nie Bufan's chin to his neck, bit his Adam's apple lightly, and said in a low voice, "I wouldn't do this to Zhang San."

Nie Bufan gasped slightly and hummed, "What are you doing in the daytime?"

"Then tonight?" Li Yi exhaled vaguely in his ear.

"If you agree with Wang Wu to come and observe, I'll let you do it." Nie Bufan gave him a provocative look, determined that he couldn't hold his face.

Unexpectedly, Li Yi squinted and thought for a while, but nodded in agreement.

Nie Bufan's eyes widened and he couldn't believe it: "You actually agreed to let Wang Wu come to watch? Do you still have any sense of shame?"

Li Yi has a black line on his face, is it a proposal? Who is not ashamed? Li Yi had already seen through it long ago, to talk about propriety, righteousness, integrity and shame in front of this guy is to destroy himself!

Seeing that he was unmoved, Nie Bufan said harshly, "Then why don't you call Zhang San together!"

"If you dare to call Zhang San, then I will do you right now!" Li Yi had to admit, this guy is always breaking the lower limit, how could he like such a guy? Still thinking about it, like an addiction.

"How can you eat alone?" Nie Bufan accused righteously.

Without saying a word, Li Yi picked him up and walked towards the bed.

"Ah ah..." Nie Bufan shouted dancingly, "Okay, okay, if you don't call, don't call, but if he comes by himself, it's none of my business."

Li Yi hummed, "He won't have this chance!"

"You want to knock him out again?" Nie Bufan said lightly, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's scary for an honest person to start a riot."

"Who do you call an honest person?" Li Yi sneered. Zhang Junshi is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, but on the issue of Nie Bufan's ownership, he will not back down.

Li Yi put Nie Bufan on the bed and looked directly at him: "Be honest at night, and don't even think of instructing Wang Shichan to deal with me. Although he is very talented, he is definitely not my opponent in melee combat. I agree that his visit is the best. concessions."

Hey, something is wrong, right? Does Li Si really think he has such a hobby

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to defend his integrity, but Li Yi didn't give him a chance. After kissing him, he walked away with an expression full of fighting spirit.

In fact, he is the kind of person who has that kind of hobby, right? Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi's back.

I have a headache, how are you doing tonight? I can't resist the enemy, I don't know if there is a chance to break through and stand up...

Nie Bufan came to the hillside, held up a book, and shouted loudly, "Wang Wu, Wang Wu, Wang Wu..."

There were echoes in the mountains, and in addition to the chirping of cocks and birds, there were five other responses.

"With the scriptures in hand, Wang Wu quickly appeared!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a figure suddenly appeared in front of Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan said dissatisfiedly, "I called you so many times and didn't respond. The scriptures appeared as soon as I said it."

"I only heard your name Wang Wu just now." Wang Shichan said lightly.

"You are Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan affirmed, "Don't forget your name in the future!"

"… "

"Here, what you want." Nie Bufan generously handed over the scriptures in his hand.

On the contrary, Wang Shichan hesitated. With Nie Bufan's previous style, would he give things to him so easily? Could it be that the book is smeared with chicken shit

No wonder he suspects, this is all a criminal record.

"Take it!" Nie Bufan took the initiative to shove the book into Wang Shichan's hand, and said sternly, "It's time to fulfill the promise after so long."

"What do you... want me to do this time?" The beloved scriptures were in his hands, and Wang Shichan just didn't go to read them.

"You underestimate me too much, am I the kind of person who asks for favors?" Nie Bufan was righteous.

"..." Wang Shichan's originally harmonious facial muscles twitched slightly.

"I don't need you to do anything? You don't have to protect me at night anymore." Nie Bufan sighed, "I always delay your rest time. I'm really sorry, this scripture should be used as compensation."

Wang Shichan watched him for a long time before finally putting away the scriptures with suspicion.

"Okay, that's it. You can go on stealth now, I'll go back first." Nie Bufan took a few steps and then stopped, "By the way, please take care of the chickens around the village. Woe to."

Wang Shichan nodded: "I promised, I will do it."

Looking at the back of Nie Bufan leaving, he suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart. He used to enjoy loneliness very much. But since he came to Jiwo Village, the surrounding is full of noise, especially Nie Bufan, who is not vulgar and laughs at his heart. I still remember how he shouted on the mountain that day, "I am the king of Jiwo Village", like a child, pure and innocent. He is obviously a vulgar person who is perverse and escaped, but he reveals a kind of independent and refined.

This is the most special person Wang Shichan has ever met in his life. Therefore, even if he is used or tricked by him, he will not be able to generate a bit of anger, and even a little bit of tolerance.

Every night next to him, I can always hear his conversations with animals, like educating children, in a doting tone, with an inexplicable warmth.

Now that he suddenly said that he didn't need to protect him anymore, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that something was missing. He didn't know that this emotion was called - loss.

After dinner, Nie Bufan, who had finished grooming, poked his head at the door of the room, and then whispered to the little monkey on his shoulder: "Wukong, go in and help me check the situation. If there are bad people, come back and let me know immediately."

Wukong waved his paws and disappeared in the doorway with a few jumps.

Nie Bufan squatted by the door, tilted his head and carefully paid attention to the situation inside.

At this moment, a black shadow appeared above his head, covering him. He didn't lift his head, just whispered: "It's really dark clouds, even the moonlight is gone."

There was a groan from above.

Nie Bufan paused, stood up slowly, patted the hem of his clothes as if he was okay, then held the door frame with one hand, suddenly flashed into the room, hooked the door and was about to close it.

A hand settled on the door panel and made a "snap" sound.

Nie Bufan smiled at the visitor: "Li Si, you are here."

"Hmph." Li Yi glared at him angrily, strode into the room, and closed the door smoothly.

Nie Bufan glanced at the window, but it was not closed tightly.

Li Yi didn't care, took off his coat, sat on the bed and patted: "Come here."

"Well, aren't the people here yet?" Nie Bufan twitched.

"Isn't he usually coming quickly?" Li Yiyin said with a smile, "Let's warm up first, and we can officially start when he arrives."

Nie Bufan climbed onto the bed with a deadly expression on his face.

At this time, Li Yi took off his undershirt again, revealing his sturdy upper body.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed and looked at him, and said timidly, "Master, please be gentle."

Li Yi raised his eyebrows, rolled over and pressed him on top of him, and undressed him. His movements were rude and quick, without showing any tenderness.

After Nie Bufan was naked, he slowed down and started kissing and comforting.

Body entanglement, the temperature gradually rises.

"Crack." Li Yi was suddenly bumped on the back, he reached out and touched a monkey. The little monkey grinned and danced in his hands.

"Ah, Wukong." Just as Nie Bufan was about to carry it over, Li Yi leaned over, reached out to open the drawer of the bedside table, and stuffed the monkey inside.

"Don't, you'll suffocate if you put it in there." Nie Bufan turned over, moved over and opened the drawer. At present, there are several kinds of animals in Jiwo Village, but there are only little monkeys around him, like Xiaogen and Daqi, who have been adopted by several chicken mothers.

Li Yi grabbed the little monkey as soon as it was released, leaving three shallow marks on his chest.

Then quickly hid in Nie Bufan's hair.

Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Either throw it out, or let me knock it out."

"Why are you so cruel?" Nie Bufan complained, "How could you be so good at such a cute little guy?"

"Then take it!" When Li Yi's desire was rising, he stretched Nie Bufan's leg and pushed it hard, but only got in a little.

"Ah!" Nie Bufan bent his legs, stepped back abruptly, kicked at Li Yi, and shouted, "Are you drilling holes? If you're not good at it, don't be embarrassed!"

"I'm not skilled?" A dangerous light flashed in Li Yi's eyes.

Nie Bufan pointed, "What do you think? Like a beast."

Li Yi pressed the top of Mount Tai and blocked his lips tightly. How could he forget that to deal with Nie Bufan, he must first keep his mouth shut.

"Hmm, um." Nie Bufan couldn't say anything, so he could only pat him on the back desperately.

The little monkey also stepped forward to help out, scratching and scratching on Li Yi's back.

Li Yi ignored it, moved his hands up and down, focusing on the area below the abdomen and near the tail vertebra.

His lung capacity is far beyond ordinary people, and he just kissed Nie Bufan so dizzy, his limbs were weak, and his beating hands slowly stopped.

Li Yi then let go of his lips and turned to attack other sensitive parts of his body. Doesn't this guy dislike his technology? This time, let him see the unique skills of martial arts that he has tried so hard!

He kissed his belly button, licked his tongue, and while fiddling with the object, he reached into the acupuncture point. His movements were flexible and rhythmic, making Nie Bufan gasp for breath.

"Well... don't do it, I..." Nie Bufan twisted his body, his voice trembling.

The little monkey made a few "squeaks", which matched Nie Bufan's groans.

Li Yi tried his best to ignore the extra little thing and continued the movements in his hands.

"I'm going to come out..." Nie Bufan shouted.

Li Yi retracted his hand, clasped the fiery thing, and said in a low voice, "Not for the time being."

Turning Nie Bufan over, using the other hand to support his belly, aiming at the hidden place, he was about to raise his knife and mount the horse.

Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew through, and Li Yi only felt a chill down his spine. Keeping the movement of entering, looking back, I saw Wang Shichan's slender figure appearing beside the bed, with an inexplicable light shining in his eyes, and his eyes slowly moved to the part where the two were about to meet.

The room was dead silent, and even the little monkey didn't know where to hide, but Nie Bufan, who was lying on the bed, was ignorant, only to hear him muffled in a slightly restrained voice: "Are you okay? Either come in or leave. Let me go, you are so motionless, what's the matter? It's not impotence, right? If that's the case, it doesn't matter, I won't laugh at you, just let me go."

Li Yi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the broken pot was smashed into it.

"Ah..." Nie Bufan sucked in a breath of cold air. Just as he was about to scold someone, he was interrupted by the large movements of the person behind him.

The hard thing came in hard and came out even harder.

Because Wang Shichan took action.

He attacked Li Yi's neck, Li Yi pulled back, and naturally brought the thing out.

Wang Shichan attacked his face with a backhand again. Li Yi lowered his head to avoid the attack, leaned forward, and went in again with a "pop"!

"Ah... um..."

Wang Shichan stretched out his hand to break Li Yi's shoulder, Li Yi blocked it with his hand, and at the same time stretched out a leg and kicked him, his body was slightly tilted, and the thing inserted in Nie Bufan's body also twisted and rubbed.

"Well… "

Wang Shichan pulled his ankles and dragged him backwards, while Li Yi hugged Nie Bufan and leaned back together. He used Tai Chi to leverage his strength, his legs escaped the opponent's control, and he fell back on the bed, his body was also heavily on Nie Bufan. On the body, the heat was inserted to the depths.

"Ah... ah..."

Hearing this voice, Wang Shichan's face was a little gloomy, the lower abdomen was faintly hot, and the attack became more and more violent.

Li Yi can be considered to have put aside all face and everything, and while facing the battle, he is persistently picking Nie Bufan's chrysanthemums.

In the violent storm, Nie Bufan finally felt that something was wrong. When he was about to turn his head to see the situation, a quilt covered his face, causing him to fall into darkness completely, leaving only his naked lower body, which was manipulated by Li Yi with various movements. on.

The bed seemed to be unable to withstand this series of fierce struggles, and trembled slightly.

Nie Bufan felt like a small boat in the waves. He had to hold the bedpost tightly with both hands to maintain his balance, but his lower body was attacked like a storm, with no rhythm, like a convulsion.

But every time it is the ultimate, it makes people tremble.

He could only groan piercingly to show his intense emotions of pain and joy.

What is there to say

Let the storm come harder...