The sun is shining, the chicken is called grass, and the Jiwo Village is still harmonious.
On such a good day, Nie Bufan is picking eggs every day, dreaming that one day Jiwo Village will become a zoo. It is a pity that the number of mutant eggs that can hatch outside the village is rare. At present, there are only a few lucky little guys, but a lot of strange things have been found.
Nie Bufan just remembered at this moment, is it time to dig for treasures? Let the group of tomb robbers continue to toss, how many good things of Daoist Duobao are left
Therefore, he went to the Nineteenth Goddess with the spirit of giving. As soon as he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he saw Si Chenyu coming out.
Nie Bufan raised his hand and greeted, "Brother Shi, early, where is the door?"
Si Chenyu glanced at him, walked over a few steps to block his path, and asked, "Nie Bufan, is the fifth key actually on you?"
Nie Bufan was unmoved, and asked in a particularly calm tone: "Brother Shi, why did you say this? Xiaosheng is puzzled."
Si Chenyu squinted his eyes: "The more ghosts you have in your heart, the more serious your expression will be. Now I'm sure you have the key!"
Nie Bufan rubbed his face, released his hand and showed a surprised expression, "Brother Shi, why did you say this? Xiaosheng is puzzled."
"..." Three black lines appeared on Si Chenyu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Satisfied, Nie Bufan giggled and said, "Brother Shi, I'll talk to you next time. I'll visit the goddess first."
Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and followed him into the yard without saying a word.
Nie Bufan stopped and turned to look at him: "Brother Shi, is there anything else?"
"I remembered that there was a question I forgot to ask the goddess just now, so I went back and asked again."
"Oh." Nie Bufan took a few steps inside and stopped. "Ah" said, "I remembered that I still have important things to do, so I'll visit the goddess later."
With that said, he turned around and walked out.
Si Chenyu put one hand on the wooden pillar of the courtyard gate, and said lightly: "Do you and the goddess have any secrets?"
"Where is it?" Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "I'm not familiar with the goddess yet?"
"Really?" Si Chenyu said noncommittally, "I remember the friendship between you two visiting the kiln together."
"..." Speaking of visiting the kiln, Nie Bufan remembered the tragic night when he lost his virginity for the first time. It's unbearable, unbearable, unbearable...
Nie Bufan brushed his hair and said in a deep voice, "A man and a man go to a kiln, that's a deep friendship that you have attacked me. But, a man and a woman go to a kiln, it must be a tragic entanglement that two people hate each other. There is a real difference."
The corners of Si Chenyu's mouth twitched a few more times, and he pressed his throat and said, "Then you came to visit the goddess? As you said, you two hate each other."
Nie Bufan stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side, and replied, "I have never liked to have bad relations with people. If I do, I must find a way to improve the relationship."
Can you be a little bit more rambunctious? Of the entire Jiwo Village residents, which one has not been harassed by you
Si Chenyu looked at him with a silent roar from his soul.
"Okay, I'm busy first, Brother Shi, please feel free." Nie Bufan lowered his waist, got under Si Chenyu's arm, and stepped out.
After walking a few steps, he stopped, turned around and said, "Brother Shi, what are you doing with me?"
"I'm in a good mood, I'll just wander around." Si Chenyu looked at the sky with a relaxed look.
OK then. Nie Bufan shrugged and continued walking while humming the Divine Comedy, waving to the chickens around him from time to time like a leader inspecting the work.
The chickens gave face very much and responded one by one.
Looking at Nie Bufan's devious demo, Si Chenyu really had the urge to kick him.
Nie Bufan walked out of the village, walked all the way to the pool where he took the key, and then started to undress.
"You... what are you doing?" Si Chenyu looked at his actions, his fingers trembling.
"It's too hot, go down and cool down." But after a while, Nie Bufan took off himself to only his shorts, waved his hands, squatted with his legs, and started to prepare for the water. The exposed back showed graceful curves with his movements, shining in the sunlight.
Si Chenyu looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little hot.
He had never met a guy who dared to show his breasts in front of him casually in his life. Nie Bufan's behavior could not be described as vulgar.
While thinking about it, I heard a "pop", and the person had already entered the water.
A few strings of water droplets splashed on his face, bringing some coolness.
Si Chenyu looked back and saw Nie Bufan emerged from the water with a contented face, and waved at him, "Brother Shi, do you want to come down and cool down?"
"No need." Si Chenyu refused without even thinking about it.
In the education he received since he was a child, there is no rule of bathing in the open air in broad daylight.
But seeing Nie Bufan having such a good time, he was inexplicably envious and jealous.
What's even more hateful is that he also made all kinds of funny movements, sometimes backstroke, sometimes dog crawling, sometimes upside down, twitching two feet, or picking out a fish or two from the water.
"Hey, don't blame me for not reminding you, you will regret it if you don't come down." Nie Bufan touched his face and said leisurely.
Si Chenyu pursed his lips and did not speak.
"Ah, could it be that you don't know how to swim?" Nie Bufan suddenly sympathized as if he had discovered something, "That's not to force it."
Si Chenyu's face darkened, but he still didn't speak.
Nie Bufan turned his back to him, revealing a sinister smile.
After washing at random, he swam ashore.
Si Chenyu said strangely, "Is it enough?"
"No." Nie Bufan jumped a few times on the shore.
"Then what are you doing here?"
"For..." Nie Bufan looked at him seriously, "...to drag you into the water."
Before Si Chenyu could react, he was wrapped by Nie Bufan and threw himself into the water.
"No..." Si Chenyu was submerged by the water before he could let out a scream that destroyed his image.
Nie Bufan lifted him up and asked with concern, "Are you all right?"
Si Chenyu kept coughing, and did not forget to send a few murderous glances.
Nie Bufan kindly patted him on the back and said sincerely, "I'll teach you to swim, so you won't be afraid in the future."
"Who's afraid!" Si Chenyu said angrily, "If you didn't suddenly pull me into the water, would I be so embarrassed?"
I knew this guy's bad roots for a long time, why didn't I know how to take precautions? Si Chenyu cursed in his heart.
"Can you swim?"
"What's so difficult about this?"
Nie Bufan pouted his lips boringly, let go of his hand, and swam away on his own.
Si Chenyu's face changed slightly, his eyes were quick to hold Nie Bufan with his hands, and his strength was so strong that he almost pushed him underwater.
Nie Bufan said dissatisfiedly: "Why, do you want to fight in the water? I can't beat you on the flat ground, but not necessarily in the water."
"Take me ashore!" Si Chenyu ordered.
Nie Bufan stared at him, his eyes suddenly curved, and the corners of his mouth rose: "Oh hehe..."
"What are you laughing at!" Si Chenyu gritted his teeth.
"Just say it outright if you're afraid? What's the embarrassment?" Nie Bufan laughed.
Si Chenyu's face became as dark green as Tan Shui, as if he was about to kill someone in the next moment.
Nie Bufan didn't notice at all, grabbed a handful of water and sprinkled it on him.
With a swoosh, there seemed to be blue smoke coming out of Si Chenyu's head.
Suddenly, he hugged Nie Bufan and sneered in his ear: "Have you had a good time? Why don't you just play something more exciting."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hugged Nie Bufan and sank to the bottom of the water.
In fact, people who learn martial arts are very good at holding their breath. He just doesn't like the feeling of being unable to exert himself underwater. In addition, this guy Nie Bufan is too hateful. If you give it a little sunshine, it will be brilliant. Is it true that others can't cure him?
Nie Bufan was caught off guard and took a big mouthful of water. He had no oxygen left, so he danced.
Seeing him like this, Si Chenyu didn't know how comfortable he was. It was important to realize the fun of playing tricks. No wonder Nie Bufan never tires of it.
If Nie Bufan heard this comment, he would definitely shout that he was wronged. He was obviously a good and innocent young man.
Before he could be happy for a long time, Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan suddenly turn his head, put his arms around his neck, kissed his lips accurately, then pushed his tongue away rudely, and sucked desperately...
Si Chenyu almost sucked his tongue away. Such a tender and charming scene, when he gets it, it is really as bad as the scenery is!
Nie Bufan took his breath away, moved his lips away, and kicked Si Chenyu with his foot, signaling that he should go up.
Si Chenyu didn't feel embarrassed when he came back, and let him pull him out of the water.
Nie Bufan took a few deep breaths and said with relief, "The air still smells good!"
Si Chenyu leaned against him and snorted.
Nie Bufan gave him a sideways glance, and said lightly, "I wanted to tell you a secret, but I'm in a bad mood, so I decided not to."
Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and whispered in his ear, "What secret?"
Nie Bufan touched his numb ears, pushed his face away, and said dissatisfiedly, "Don't try to use a handsome man, I've already experienced a hundred battles, so I won't take this trick anymore."
"Experienced in hundreds of battles?" Si Chenyu said in a more ambiguous voice, "What kind of tactics? Like this?"
He wrapped around Nie Bufan's waist, and held the xx with his pants (forgive me for not knowing what to use).
"This one again!" Nie Bufan struggled, "Let go!"
"Don't let it go." Si Chenyu said calmly, "unless you tell me what the secret is."
"If you want to know... don't rub it!" What he wanted to say was that if he wanted to know, he would go into the water himself. But Si Chenyu's strange hand actually started to rub his sensitive parts, which made him have to change his mouth.
"Okay, don't rub." Si Chenyu smiled, "Go ahead."
Should you play without rubbing
Nie Bufan was expressionless: "Brother Shi, have you been dissatisfied with your desires for a long time?"
Si Chenyu paused and was silent.
Nie Bufan sighed, "Hey, I'll remember to call you next time I go to the kiln."
"Thank you, no need, I think you're fine." Si Chenyu pushed the top with malicious intent.
Nie Bufan said calmly: "You must, and I can't help it. But there is something I must tell you."
"You say." Si Chenyu grabbed his earlobe and replied casually.
"Previously, Li Yi was just as dissatisfied as you were."
"Um."
"As a result, after fighting with me for dozens of rounds..."
"how?"
"Finally, impotence."
"… "