The sky was white, and Nie Bufan woke up from the pain. Looking at Wang Shichan, who was meditating at the entrance of the cave, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, he felt angry.
Looking at his immortal appearance, who would have thought that he would do the act of stealing people! In this world, how could there be someone more wretched than him
Nie Bufan is a little depressed. Several residents of Jiwo Village have an improper relationship with him, the village chief. His clean and clean body has now turned into a red "present". How can he marry a wife and have children in the future? Scattered leaves
Well, he admitted that he was indeed a bit crooked, and it would be a bit unkind to harm men and women again. But the boss is really reluctant to let him go all the way to the black like this, and he is still the one below, rolling in pain and happiness every time, and being tossed to the point where he has no backbone.
No, he has to quickly think of a countermeasure, he can't continue like this.
Nie Bufan got up aggressively, the chrysanthemum burst open, and the pain hit the stone bed.
Wang Shichan flashed over immediately, rubbed his head, and asked calmly, "Are you okay?"
"Try it!" Nie Bufan roared viciously.
Wang Shichan's gaze moved from his face to his bare upper body, and then to the lump in his lower abdomen... Suddenly he shook his head inexplicably.
Nie Bufan followed his line of sight and frowned: "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen Viagra?"
"..." Wang Shichan turned his face away and looked at the stone wall seriously.
Nie Bufan turned his face over and threatened, "You'd better keep your mouth shut about our relationship. If you dare to reveal anything, I'll castrate you."
Wang Shichan involuntarily moved his gaze down to "That Tuo".
Nie Bufan grabbed the hem of Wang Shichan's clothes to cover the key points, and continued: "I was going to cry, make trouble, and hang myself, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I don't care, I hope this happens in the future. Don't do it again, what do you think?"
"Oh." Wang Shichan replied noncommittally.
"Oh?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't try to fool me, you swear to Buddha that you will never do this to Nie Bufan again!"
"I swear," Wang Shichan raised his hand slowly, his lips moved a few times, and said silently, "..."
Nie Bufan pricked up his ears and didn't hear what he was saying, so he couldn't help but arrogantly said, "You read it out!"
"The Buddha said: You can't say it."
"… "
Nie Bufan finally felt the feeling of being choked. The man in front of him was simply a monster in a cassock.
Wang Shichan helped Nie Bufan pick up the clothes and said slowly, "Put them on."
"I don't wear it." Nie Bufan slapped it away and roared naked, "You can take it off if you want me to, or wear it if you want me to wear it? No way!"
Wang Shichan said calmly, "Be careful of catching a cold."
"I'm so angry, I can't hang it."
"Then, don't wear it." A smile appeared on Wang Shichan's mouth. With his back to the hole, the dim morning light cast a shadow over his smiling face.
Then... Then... Then... Nie Bufan was killed...
When the sun was shining, Wang Shichan carried Nie Bufan, who was dizzy, to the side of the pool, helped him clean it up, dressed him neatly, and then placed him upright under the tree, and he suddenly flashed.
Nie Bufan woke up amidst a roar of roosters, seeing himself meditating stupidly, he was so angry.
"Wang Wu, you wait, the young master will make you look good!" He roared through gritted teeth.
He staggered back to the village, and as soon as he entered the house, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi leaning against the door and looking at him resentfully.
Nie Bufan adjusted his expression and greeted him with a smile, "Morning."
"It's still early?" Zhang Junshi glared at him and said, "It's almost noon now!"
"Haha, isn't it?" Nie Bufan passed between the two with a smile. Li Yi grabbed his arm and said gloomily, "Where did you go last night?"
"Last night, the night was charming, and I was in high spirits, so I went up to the mountain to admire the moon."
"Watching the moon and rewarding you with erythema?" Li Yi lifted the corner of his clothes and sneered, "There must be a lot of poisonous insects on the mountain."
"That's right." Nie Bufan nodded again and again, "Almost bitten for half his life."
Zhang Junshi covered his forehead and sighed, "Tell me, who is it?"
"What?" Nie Bufan looked puzzled.
"Don't pretend to be stupid." Zhang Junshi was unmoved, "Who did it?"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Nie Bufan muttered.
Li Yi also opened his mouth and said, "Do you want us to serve you in a big sentence? That man deserves your protection?"
Nie Bufan turned his head, he really couldn't say it, it was too embarrassing! If it wasn't for him getting the wrong object, nothing would have happened. Thinking that the first two times I did it, I was all calling Li Si's name, and I felt so stupid.
"Nie Bufan!" Zhang Junshi pinched his ear and said with a hated expression, "How many people are you going to harm? We two are not enough for you?"
"What did you say?" Nie Bufan squinted at them, "How could someone as honest as me go to harm others? You eat me, drink me, sleep with me, and now you still say I harm you? I'm not wrong. Wrong!"
"..." The two were speechless.
"Go away, let me go back to my room and die." Saying that, he pushed the two of them away and stepped inside.
Zhang and Li quickly dragged him back.
"I was almost fooled by you again." Zhang Junshi said angrily.
"Don't change the subject, say, who is that man?" Li Yi asked.
Nie Bufan talked about it, but he couldn't get rid of the two.
In the end, he finally caught fire and shouted, "What man is not a man? Can't I do without a man? Last night, I was actually self, attack, self, and accept!"
This roar is really shocking and earth-shattering, and the entire Jiwo Village is echoed by "self-inflicted self-inflicted".
Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai, Tiannv and others on the other side all leaned over with horror on their faces.
Zhang and Li were stunned.
Nie Bufan gave them a snort with his nose, then squeezed the two of them away, swaggered into the room, and kicked the door with a bang.
Zhang Li and the two looked at each other, speechless for a while.
That night, the thunder roared, the rain poured, and the simple cottage was leaking air everywhere, and no one else slept well. Nie Bufan slept well, because he knew that if it rained, Wang Shichan would definitely not come at night.
The next day, Nie Bufan woke up refreshed to meet the rising sun.
After a night of heavy rain, the ground was muddy, and you could get dirty with just a few steps. Si Chenyu stood at the window and saw Nie Bufan stepping happily in the mud, so he shouted, "After cooking the ginger soup for me, I'm a little cold."
"With so much air, why does it look like I'm catching a cold?" Nie Bufan ignored it and walked towards the chicken coop.
"Nie Bufan." Si Chenyu said again, "Where are you going? Are you planning to find a secret place to attack yourself?"
The corners of Nie Bufan's mouth twitched, and he smiled at him: "I know you are envious, jealous, and if you want to learn this stunt, just say it, what are you doing around the bush?"
Si Chenyu was defeated.
In terms of face, ten he is not an opponent.
"Village Chief Nie." At this time, the voice of the Nineteenth Heavenly Girl came, "I don't know where the clothes I hung outside yesterday went, please help me find them."
"Don't you have a girl?"
"It's so muddy outside, you're too embarrassed to let the woman toss in the mud, right?"
Nie Bufan thought about it too. He thought he was still a little gentleman, so he agreed: "Okay, I'll look around later."
"Thank you."
Nie Bufan had gone all the way, and Nineteen suddenly added: "Village Chief Nie, you can find someone else to chat with at night when you are lonely, don't hurt your body."
"… "
"Hahahahaha..." Li Huai laughed on the other side, beating his chest and feet, pointing at Nie Bufan like a cramp.
Nie Bufan glanced at him lightly, and said faintly, "Damn, I'll go find you tonight."
"Cough cough." Li Huai didn't fiddle with it in one breath, his face flushed from choking.
Accepting many odd stares along the way, Nie Bufan still looked around his territory calmly.
The thunderstorm last night frightened many chickens, and most of them were lethargic.
Nie Bufan pondered, and turned back to play some light music for them to harmonize. The source of the music was naturally Shen Muran or Si Chenyu, who boasted of being elegant.
Unconsciously walking to the foot of the mountain, Nie Bufan saw a landslide in front of him, and the original road up the mountain was cut in half. More importantly, the water pool connected to the mountain was also muddy and muddy. If there is another rain, the water pool is likely to be blocked directly, and the treasure house may not be able to enter.
Thinking of this, Nie Bufan immediately went to the goddess and told her what he had found.
Nineteen anxiously said, "What should I do? Haven't found all the keys yet?"
"Yeah, what should I do?" Nie Bufan touched his chin with a thoughtful expression.
Nineteen walked back and forth in the house, restless.
"Village Chief Nie, you must help me." Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with a look of help.
"It's hard to do." Nie Bufan sat on the chair and tapped Erlang's leg, looking embarrassed.
"I know it's not easy, but I have no choice but to count on you now."
Nie Bufan knocked on the table, and after a while, he said, "Then you will reveal the treasure location to the rest of the people in the past few days."
"Reveal the location of the treasure?" Nineteen wondered, "Why?"
"What are they here for? It's for the treasure!" Nie Bufan explained, "But now that the entrance to the treasure is about to be buried, are they in a hurry?"
"Urgent." Nineteen nodded.
"So, what will they do?"
Nineteen thought for a while, and his eyes lit up: "They will definitely find a way to keep the entrance."
"Isn't that what it is?" Nie Bufan said with a chuckle, "As long as you move your mouth, the laborious things will be left to them."
Nineteen was first overjoyed, and then hesitated: "In this way, wouldn't they be more eager to enter the treasure house?"
"So what?"
"If I don't find the last key, I don't even have a way back."
"Then do you want the back way, or do you not even want the front way?"
Nineteen struggled for a while, and finally nodded solemnly, and said firmly: "I have to have the determination to break the boat and sink the boat. I believe that the palace master's prediction will definitely unlock the treasure!"
"Good job!"
Walking out of the Nineteenth Room, Nie Bufan looked at the clear sky, opened his arms and shouted silently: Let the storm come more violently!
See if that pool of muddy water will kill you!