When he woke up the next day, Nie Bufan found himself lying on his bed, refreshed, and had no other discomfort except for some soreness.
Sunlight poured in from the window. Wang Shichan was sitting by the window reading a book. The sun reflected a halo on him, like the Buddha's light illuminating all living beings.
Nie Bufan said lazily, "Brother Wang Wu, you brought me back?"
Wang Shichan nodded casually.
"So, did you see what happened last night?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes.
Wang Shichan nodded again.
Nie Bufan sat up abruptly and said dissatisfiedly, "Then why didn't you come to the rescue?"
"You are so oblivious to the battle that I don't seem to be able to show up."
"So you hide from the beginning to the end?"
"I didn't see it from the beginning to the end. I spent most of the night counting the stars on the roof."
"Counting the stars?" Nie Bufan squinted his eyes and denounced, "Shouldn't you break into the room to catch the rapist, and by the way, scolded me for being slutty, shameless, lewd, lewd, unscrupulous, and unscrupulous?"
"Actually," Wang Shichan closed the book with a flat tone, "I've always felt that there is a title that suits you."
"what?"
"evil creature."
"… "
Nie Bufan buried his head in the quilt. Sometimes he really felt that Wang Shichan's ability to control desires and emotions had reached a perfect level. Never mind when it’s time, never hesitate when it’s time to break the precept.
It's so cool to live! Nie Bufan sighed to himself.
The fierce battle last night was really unbearable to look back on, so just pretend it didn't happen. If Li Yi knew that he had hooked up with his younger brother, wouldn't he be mad
It's a pity that Nie Bufan failed to erase his crime, and Jiwo Village is full of eyeliner...
Li Yi and others did not guard the rabbit in Xishan City, and immediately understood that Nie Bufan had run away again. Fortunately, they received the flying chicken biography from the Nineteenth Heavenly Maiden, and they hurried back when they knew that Nie Bufan had returned to Jiwo Village.
As soon as they met, Li Yi rushed towards Nie Bufan aggressively, and Nie Bufan ran away. Naturally, he couldn't escape Li Yi, who was armed with martial arts, but he had chickens to cover him. He saw piles and piles of chickens pouring in from all directions, from the sky to the ground, wrapping Nie Bufan round and round, not only around him, but also all over him, the whole person was like a chrysanthemum blooming extremely arrogantly.
Li Yi had nowhere to go, so he could only shoot fierce eyes through the chickens.
"Come out!" Li Yi shouted coldly.
"No." Nie Bufan buried himself in the pile of chickens, showing a face from the crack, making a strange look at Li Yi.
Li Yi's mouth twitched, not knowing whether to laugh or be angry.
Their movement attracted the onlookers of other people in Jiwo Village, most of them reported a good attitude of schadenfreude.
At this time, Zhang Junshi came over and reluctantly persuaded: "Come out, Brother Li won't do anything to you."
Nie Bufan squinted at Li Yi, showing distrust from his hair to his chin, and pointed out, "Look at his face, his eyes wide with anger and murderous aura, where does he look like he doesn't know what to do?"
Zhang Junshi and the rest all looked at Li Yi.
Li Yi's expression was stiff, his muscles were shaking, and he took a few deep breaths before he managed to adjust his facial expression and try to be amiable: "Okay, I just scare you, can I really do anything to you?"
Nie Bufan was still suspicious: "You look like a weasel."
Li Yi was about to have another attack, but Zhang Junshi quickly stopped him and said to Nie Bufan, "Stop making trouble, come out quickly. The sun will go down later, can you still be buried in it for the rest of your life?"
Nie Bufan retracted into the chicken pile, humming a few times without moving.
Zhang Junshi pulled Li Yi, walked towards Nie Bufan's house, and shouted, "We'll be waiting for you at your house, and we'll be back when we've had enough."
Seeing that they were really gone, Nie Bufan waved his hands, and the chickens immediately retreated like a tide, revealing him soon.
He squatted on the ground, watching the sunset, brewing a melancholy artistic atmosphere alone...
When Li Yidang walked to the door of Nie Bufan's house, he saw Li Huai standing quietly beside him with a dazed expression.
"Is it okay?" Li Yi asked.
Li Huai nodded and replied in a low voice, "It's all right."
"That's good." Li Yi didn't say more. He was about to take a step when he suddenly stopped and looked at Li Huai with sharp eyes.
Li Huai was a little frightened by the sight, and hurriedly said, "I'll go back to the house first."
"Wait." Li Yi stopped, "How is your illness getting better? When will it get better?"
He had seen Si Chenyu, Shen Muran and others just now, and their faces were clearly ill. There was no reason why Li Huai would be better than them.
"I... I got better yesterday." Li Huai's eyes wandered, and everything that happened last night appeared in his mind involuntarily, and his face was a little hot.
"How is it?" Li Yi's tone gradually became cold.
Li Huai bowed his head and didn't answer, and kept thinking in his mind what reason to use to prevaricate.
Unexpectedly, a string of shrill laughter came from above his head: "Hahaha, I know, ask me to ask me."
Several people looked up and saw a colorful rooster standing on the roof scratching their heads and making poses at them. It was a hero.
"Tell me, what happened yesterday." Li Yi folded his chest and waited.
Li Huai's expression changed slightly, and he stared at it fiercely.
The hero ignored Li Huai's eye knife and sang excitedly like a song: "Brother chicken goes out, one fights two, fights the heroes at night, you will kill him."
It danced, with one wing pointing at Si Chenyu who was walking towards this side, and one wing at Li Huai, whose face was blue.
Sometimes I really feel that this talking mutant chicken is too talented.
Everyone's faces were strange. Except for Li Yi, Si Chenyu was also in a rage. Last night, Nie Bufan brought him down, but ran to turn the clouds over with Li Huai! Simply unforgivable!
"Hahaha." The hero laughed again.
Li Yi said coldly: "One tops two? Besides him, who else?"
He pointed to his brother.
The hero was silent for a while, looked around for a week, suddenly twisted his body, and said in a weird tone: "'Hmph, this time you know how powerful this king is?'"
Then he changed his tone again and said fearfully: "'You are amazing! You are amazing!''Ah... ah... ' (long vibrato)"
Changed to the wretched style again: "'Do you still dare to say that this king can't do it?'"
"'Okay, you can do it!' 'Mmmm... ah... ah...'"
With a swoosh, a folding fan volleyed into the air, knocking the wretched chicken, which was screaming in ecstasy, down from the roof. The chicken feathers flew, and disappeared on the other side of the room with the hero's tragic scream.
Everyone focused their attention on Si Chenyu, and the scene fell into a strange silence.
Si Chenyu's face was black and blue, and he wanted to eat the chicken alive immediately. He has never been so embarrassed in his life, and the entanglement with Nie Bufan in the treasure house was actually seen by this ghost chicken, so he could not die at this time to publicize it, and he learned so well, wonderfully, only, resemble!
He regretted it. He didn't call himself "the king" very often. Why did he get carried away when he got excited? It would be impossible to pretend to be a passerby!
"Huh? What are you doing here?" When the atmosphere was stagnant, Nie Bufan's leisurely voice came.
Everyone looked at him in unison, and their eyes seemed to be looking at some heinous sinner.
Nie Bufan took a look at himself, ripped off a few chicken feathers from his head, and asked in doubt, "Although my current image is a bit unsightly, I won't be despised by you like this, right?"
"Nie, no, Fan!" Li Yi moved to Nie Bufan's side, picked him up and rushed into the house.
The others followed immediately.
Throwing the person on the bed, Li Yi said fiercely, "How many more do you want to hook up with?"
Nie Bufan looked blank: "What? Who did I hook up with?"
Zhang Junshi coughed and said, "You should ask him, in Jiwo Village, who else did he not hook up with?"
"I'm absolutely innocent." Shen Muran immediately stated, because the Nineteenth Heavenly Girl was looking at him suspiciously. Not only the Heavenly Girl, but everyone else expressed doubts. It seemed that it was a very miraculous thing not to be hooked up.
Shen Muran wanted to cry but had no tears. In Jiwo Village, a straight man turned out to be an abnormal existence.
"I think," Zhang Junshi groaned while rubbing his chin, "it is necessary to carry out closed management of Jiwo Village in the future, and no more young talents can be put in, so as not to be poisoned by the village chief."
"Agree." Li Yi, Si Chenyu and even Li Huai nodded.
"I don't agree!" Nie Bufan protested, "You are rebelling and usurping my supreme right to be the mayor of Jiwo Village."
Zhang Junshi ignored him and continued to say to everyone: "In addition, he must not be allowed to leave Jiwo Village casually in the future, there must be at least one person watching him."
"Agree." The others continued to nod.
"I disagree." Nie Bufan stood on the bed and shouted, "My personal freedom cannot be deprived of you so ruthlessly!"
Everyone continued to ignore him, discussing various details and precautions with a serious expression, and reached a harmonious and unified offensive and defensive alliance in front of him. From now on, a certain evil barrier can only shake its hair under the supervision of everyone. As long as there is any sign of derailment, it must be strangled in the cradle quickly and accurately. Taking turns on the bed has become an indispensable means of punishment.
Nie Bufan smiled and said, "Are you going to put a collar around my neck or something?"
"Good attention." Zhang Junshi responded with a smile.
Nie Bufan burst into tears, hugged him and said, "Zhang Sanjun, you can't do this."
"If you don't take you seriously, we are really exhausted." Zhang Junshi had no choice but to look on his face.
Nie Bufan looked at the others again, hoping to seek help, but everyone showed a ruthless appearance to him, not to mention Wang Shichan, who has always been quiet and inaction. He finally deeply realized the desolation of betrayal and separation.
It was really lonely as snow, and there was nowhere to express my heart.
Everyone had a good calculation in their hearts, but unfortunately they still misestimated the scourge of Nie Bufan. What's really maddening about him is that he's always inadvertently committing heinous crimes. There was one thing that everyone in Jiwo Village had overlooked, or they didn't expect that in just a few days after leaving the village, someone would add a lot to their great achievements, and it was still a very strong presence.