Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 73: Chickens take pictures

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Wei Di's sword ceremony was successfully completed with the participation of martial arts practitioners from all walks of life, and the rest was a banquet.

Before the dinner, the guests were led by the attendants to visit the gardens and valleys of the Shangfu in Dongsheng. As a famous sect, Dongsheng Shangfu is entrenched in the Jiaoyue Valley, with beautiful scenery and clouds and mists.

Of course, Dongsheng Shangfu did not allow outsiders to come and go, and several important forbidden places were not allowed to enter, such as the back house where Nie Bufan was.

In the garden, a young swordsman said to his companion: "It is said that the Defender of the Alliance likes to keep cats, but I stayed in the house for a day, why didn't I even see a cat?"

His companion said, "I'm also quite puzzled by this. Could it be that the cats are kept in the backyard?"

"That would be a pity." The swordsman said regretfully, "I thought I could see the different breeds of cats collected by the Alliance Leader from all over the world, but now it seems that I don't have the blessing."

Just as he was talking, Yu Guang suddenly caught a glimpse of a dexterous figure not far away, and when he looked closely, it was a golden rooster. It got out of the bushes and ran directly to a big tree, and then a jaw-dropping scene appeared. The rooster stepped on the trunk of the tree, sprinted up the tree branch as fast as it was walking on the ground, and then jumped into another yard outside the fence.

"Did you... see it?" the swordsman asked uncertainly.

"Uh, I see."

"Is that a chicken just now?"

"If I'm not mistaken, it is."

"It was climbing a tree just now."

"Obvious."

"...Could it be that the Lord of Weimeng raises chickens instead of cats?"

"… No solution."

In the pavilion in the heart of the lake, several martial arts friends gathered around while drinking tea and chatting and laughing.

One person pointed at the center of the lake and said, "Look, there is a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water."

The rest of them turned to look.

"This pair of mandarin ducks is too out of sync. The one on the right is more than twice as big as the one on the left." An uncle with a beard laughed.

Another long-bearded man answered with understanding: "Haha, you are allowed to marry a slender lady, and a petite female mandarin duck is not allowed to find a powerful male mandarin duck as company?"

Everyone around laughed.

At this time, two mandarin ducks in the lake slowly swim close to each other.

A white-faced scholar said suspiciously, "Huh? No, that doesn't seem to be a mandarin duck."

Everyone looked again - the one on the left is indeed a mandarin duck, but the one on the right seems to be... a chicken

I saw that the chicken was covered in brown feathers, the cockscomb was as red as fire, and it was swimming around the mandarin duck with a "miserable" expression, scratching its head and making poses, so happy!

"Uh... That's actually a wild duck, isn't it?"

"What kind of wild duck has a cockscomb on its head?"

"… "

"… "

"… "

"... Haha, Shangfu Dongsheng is really unfathomable, unfathomable."

In the valley, a group of friends were competing in an open space, and they saw silhouettes staggered, sword lights taking pictures, and the cold was cold.

The audience clapped their hands and applauded, and the atmosphere was very warm.

One of the men in Tsing Yi was obviously superior and had the upper hand. Just when the winner was about to be decided, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a chicken flying in the air, and couldn't help but be stunned. In a daze, the sword in his hand was knocked out by the opponent, and he actually lost.

"Brother Liu, why are you absent-minded?" his opponent asked strangely.

The man in Tsing Yi pointed to the top.

Everyone looked at them in unison, and saw a colorful flying chicken slowly landing on the wall, elegantly playing with its gorgeous feathers, and then seemed to notice everyone's warm eyes like the sun, turned their heads to look, and suddenly screamed shyly. With a sound: "Hate."

Then he quickly jumped off the wall and disappeared without a trace, leaving only a group of ignorant humans struck by lightning.

Unconsciously, Dongsheng Shangfu was quietly occupied by chickens, and strange chicken shadows were everywhere.

Among them, the most affected is the kitchen.

People take food as their heaven, and so do chickens, especially this group of fighting chickens that were raised by Nie Bufan to get fat and strong. It was necessary to eat several meals a day.

Vegetarians don't care and have no interest in cooked food, but meat eaters don't have as many scruples. They first made noises and released all the chickens, ducks and geese that were locked in the cages, and when everyone was in a turmoil, they sneaked into the kitchen to make a big deal. The kitchen was swept by them, it was like a locust crossing the border, eating and taking it, and by the way, it left an exclusive mark on the pots and pans.

When people returned to the kitchen, what they saw was already devastated.

"How did this happen?" the chef roared. He only left for a while, how did the kitchen become like this

A servant handed a chicken feather tremblingly and whispered, "It looks like a chicken."

"Can I not know it's a chicken? Those chicken poops on the stove are still hot!" The chef pointed at them and scolded, "Are you all dead? How many chickens have done this in such a big kitchen! What about the banquet? What do you want the guests to eat?"

The servants were trembling, bowing their heads and listening.

"The loss of the kitchen is small, and the loss of the Shangfu's face is a big deal. I'm really dead!"

"It's too late to say anything now, let's add dishes as soon as possible?" A chef behind the chef reminded softly.

"Yes, add vegetables." The chef ordered, "You, clean up the kitchen. You, you, and you, go and prepare the ingredients. You two, guard the kitchen before and after, and never let any beasts come in to make trouble. ."

A series of orders were issued, the kitchen was restored to order, and it began to be busy.

On the big tree outside the kitchen, two chickens shared a roast suckling pig while watching the busy people with relish. Above them, shark fins, barbecued pork, chicken legs and other scattered foods are neatly placed, and four or five chickens are enjoying their favorite delicacies, and by the way they throw a few pieces of meat on the wall On the other side, it is distributed to several other chicken brothers.

They had a great time eating, but they made the people in the kitchen nervous. The originally prepared meal was also reduced by half due to the troubles of these guys. Fortunately, the quality of the food is very high, and even if the quantity is a little less, it will not attract people's attention. People attending such banquets generally pay more attention to manners, and few people will eat and drink regardless of their image.

But Wei Di, the owner, quickly realized that something was wrong. He had seen the previous menu in person, and what was missing was clear at a glance. No matter how brave the chef was, he couldn't cut corners on it. It was very likely that something unexpected had happened. misfortune.

He first thought of Nie Bufan, is this guy dishonest again? He didn't expect that his mansion was almost occupied by chickens.

Wei Di's face was cold and solemn, his coercion greatly increased, making everyone in the hall cautious, secretly shocked by the momentum of the leader of the alliance.

Who knows, at this moment, he just wants to finish the entertainment quickly, and then go back to find someone to talk about life.

The night was hazy, and the banquet was a lively time.

Nie Bufan had eaten dinner, and was about to go for a walk in the yard to digest his food, when he heard a slight movement from the window, looked back, and saw a neat Wang Shichan appearing in front of him like a ghost.

"Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan whispered and rushed over to give him a big hug.

Wang Shichan smiled slightly, touched his head, and asked, "How are you doing recently?"

"Everything else is fine, I just miss you so much." Nie Bufan rubbed in his arms.

Wang Shichan's eyes were soft, and he lowered his head and kissed him deeply. After a long while, he let go, and said softly, "We will take you back soon."

"When will it be soon?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up.

"Within three days." Wang Shichan replied, "Li Yi and the others will negotiate with Wei Di first, if not, we will steal people directly."

"I'm afraid it's not that easy, is it?"

Wang Shichan nodded: "It's not easy. Dongsheng Shangfu is heavily guarded. Although I'm not afraid of Qinggong, I can't take you with me."

Nie Bufan thought about it for a while, and suddenly smiled thiefly: "Actually, I can do it too."

"Oh? Talk about it."

"A few days ago, I met a man with excellent water quality. He could take me to dive out of the house. I tried it once before, but it fell short because of Wei Di's cat. But this time, after the chicken broke, the group of Cats don't have to worry anymore."

Wang Shichan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is that the man you hooked up with again?"

"You are too petty, how can I be so fraternal?" Nie Bufan was very angry.

Wang Shichan declined to comment.

Nie Bufan said again, "He's in the South Court now, can you save him?"

"How is his skill?"

"Three-legged cat kung fu should be there." Nie Bufan said confidently, "As long as you take him into the water, other problems will not be a problem."

Wang Shichan nodded, thought for a while and said, "Then you don't have to negotiate with Wei Di anymore, just implement this plan directly."

"That's great." Nie Bufan was excited and touched his chin. "Tomorrow night is probably the last chance. After Wei Di is done, it will be very difficult for me to get out."

"Is Wei Di treating you badly?" Wang Shichan was a little puzzled, "You can't wait to leave so much."

"It's not bad either." Nie Bufan touched his nose and said indifferently, "I just don't like it here, I want to go back to Jiwo Village."

Wang Shichan sighed softly: "Yes, the big family is indeed holding you too much."

He likes his arrogance towards the self-proclaimed King of Jiwo Mountain, and also likes his freedom from foreign objects.

He should have been a natural monster.

Afterwards, Wang Shichan took the time to make a plan with Nie Bufan, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly pressed Nie Bufan against the wall and kissed him fiercely.

"Wait for me." Leaving these words in his ear, he jumped out of the window and disappeared into the night in an instant.

Everything, just wait until tomorrow.