"Hahaha..." As soon as the Emperor returned to the palace, he hugged Nie Bufan and laughed, the whole body was pressed on his back, and he had no image.
Nie Bufan hooked his body and said unhappily, "Your Majesty, it's time to lose weight, it's so heavy!"
"Little Treasure, you are really a treasure." Emperor Yu took his seat and pulled him onto his lap.
Nie Bufan got up to no avail, he simply lifted his legs and put them on the armrests, leaned his back on Emperor Yu, and took the tea poured by the palace maid and drank it.
Emperor Yi circled him and asked, "What's going on with those chickens? You seem to know in advance that it can defeat that white tiger."
"Of course I know, I raised those." Nie Bufan looked proud.
"You raised it?" Emperor Yu's eyes flashed slightly, and he asked casually, "What did Xiaobao do before entering the palace? A chicken farmer?"
"Yes." Nie Bufan answered without hesitation.
The emperor took his hand and rubbed it carefully. It was as clean as jade, not like someone who had done rough work at all. He has a childlike and innocent temperament, and also has the temperament of an aristocratic son. His words and deeds are free and unrestrained. Although he does not match elegance, he is as natural as the wind, making people unconsciously want to get close.
He thought that he should indeed send someone to check Xiaobao's identity. He was brought by the national teacher, and he could just ask him directly.
"Right." Nie Bufan suddenly said, "You can't catch my chickens, they are my treasures."
"Okay." Emperor Yu smiled, "They have done a great job this time. Not only will I not catch them, but I will also serve them deliciously."
Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, thinking to himself, is it necessary to mark all chickens in Jiwo Village? Lest someone unlucky to mess with them, resulting in unforeseen consequences.
At this moment, the eunuch said, "Your Majesty, the luncheon is ready."
Emperor Yu nodded, and led Nie Bufan to stand up and walked towards the outer hall.
The luncheon was held in the Tianhe Garden of the palace, and there were more than 300 people attending the banquet. Due to the stimulation in the paddock in the morning, all the envoys from the Kingdom of Xitu lost their appetite. On the contrary, the people of Yuguo were in high spirits and talked enthusiastically about the strange flock of chickens. Among them, the rooster that defeated the white tiger was the focus of their attention.
After the battle, the chickens dispersed, and the white tiger also disappeared into the forest. The curiosity of everyone did not diminish because of this, and they asked each other about the origin of the chickens, but it was always fruitless. The only people who really know the inside story are the few people who came back from Jiwo Village.
They were both distressed and indignant, and once again expressed their powerlessness against Nie Bufan's ability to cause trouble. Even if Wei Di caused a trouble, this time even the emperor could not escape his chicken hand!
Omg! How are they going to get this guy back from the dragon bed? Isn't this killing it
Nie Bufan, this heartless guy, after eating and drinking, he used his urine to escape and ran to the appointed place to meet Zhang San, Li Si and the others.
He has the emperor's almighty waist card, whether it is the palace or the palace, all of them are unimpeded, and the palace guards have to respect him respectfully.
When he got there, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, Wang Shichan, and Tai Bai were already waiting there.
As soon as Li Yi saw him, he dragged him over and squeezed as if venting his anger.
"Ahhh..." Nie Bufan struggled desperately and cried out, "Even if you think about me, don't use such a violent expression, it hurts!"
His face was almost kneaded into dough by Li Yi, and the others showed no sympathy at all.
In the end, it was Zhang Junshi who brought him back, and said helplessly, "Bufan, look at what you have done?"
Nie Bufan rubbed his flushed face, then stepped forward to hug Wang Wu, and rubbed Zhang San again.
Tai Bai stared at him without blinking, waiting for him to come over to show his favor, but he was directly ignored... tears.
"I'm already very calm, who would have thought it would become like this inexplicably?" Nie Bufan said sincerely.
Are you safe? Several people showed expressions of believing in ghosts and gods and not believing in you.
"The question now is," Zhang Junshi sighed, "how to take you out of the palace?"
Nie Bufan flashed his waist card and smiled proudly: "I have a pass and can leave at any time."
Zhang San and Li Si looked sad. Have you figured out the situation
Wang Shichan patted him on the head and said slowly: "It is easy to leave the palace, but it is difficult to leave. Are you sure the emperor will allow you to return to the village? The emperor is not Wei Di, we can rescue you from Wei Di's Dongsheng Shangfu. Come out, but you can't be taken away from the emperor in the same way. There is no king in the world, you can't escape the emperor's pursuit wherever you go."
"It's not that difficult, is it?" Nie Bufan said, looking at the sky, "I saved the emperor's life after all, could he avenge his revenge?"
Several people were speechless, each went crazy in their hearts: Who told you to put the emperor to sleep! Otherwise, how can things be so complicated!
"Speaking of this," Li Yi said sternly, "Are you really all right? I heard that the poison is so powerful that it almost kills you if you eat it."
"It's okay." Nie Bufan raised his chin and said, "What poison in this world can poison me?"
That is, you have the most poisonous poison in the world.
"I won't talk about gossip." Zhang Junshi said, "Let's think of a way, how to make Bufan retreat."
"After leaving the palace, you have to be careful of Wei Di robbing people." Li Yi added. The more he thought about it, the harder he felt, even if this guy Nie Bufan could attract bees and butterflies everywhere, but couldn't he find some easy targets? For example, no-name people such as shop assistants, unhappy scholars, and veterinarians.
"Bufan used the pseudonym 'Wei Xiaobao' for the emperor. Sooner or later, his true identity will be found out. We must hurry up." Wang Shichan said, "I don't know if the emperor can tolerate Bufan's rebelliousness."
"It's more than that!" Zhang Junshi looked at the crowd and said tangled, "What we should worry about is whether the emperor can tolerate his red apricots coming out one after another."
Several people were silent.
Nie Bufan said innocently, "Don't look at me so bitterly, I can't help myself."
Li Yi's face was cold, and his fingers were a little itchy.
Zhang Junshi didn't look over his head, with a look of regret on his face.
Wang Shichan was very open to it, and after reciting the Heart Sutra several times, he became calm as water, but the string of beads in his hand was about to be twisted into a deformity by him.
At this moment, Tai Bai, who had been silent for a while, suddenly said, "Actually, you can let Nie Bufan go to my house's Qiyu Island to hide."
Several people looked at him at the same time, Zhang Junshi said in surprise: "You are actually from Qiyu Island? Who is Tai Chong from you?"
"Father." Tai Bai showed his white teeth.
"I didn't expect you to be the young island owner of Qiyu Island." Li Yi's tone was indifferent. I originally thought that Taibai was just an ordinary little person, but I didn't think he came from Qiyu Island, which is known as a treasure island. This island is in a remote corner. The residents of the island are undoubtedly not underwater masters. Treasures, and often trade with overseas merchant ships, equivalent to an independent island country.
Sure enough, he couldn't have any expectations for Nie Bufan, such a passerby actually had an incredible identity.
"Where is Qiyu Island? Is it fun?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up.
"Don't even think about it." Li Yi directly dismissed his thoughts of wanting to find out, and said decisively, "Until it is a last resort, I must not let you run around again."
Zhang Junshi nodded seriously.
The time could not be delayed for too long, and the few people discussed it for a while and then parted ways.
Before leaving, several people told Nie Bufan to ask him to be honest and wait for them to deal with the funeral.
Nie Bufan naturally agreed very readily.
On the way back, Nie Bufan began to examine himself, should he also do something? It seems that I feel a little uneasy about making everyone busy before and after (public attack: please don't feel uneasy!). Maybe he could express to the emperor in a tactful and sincere way that he wanted to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests? Maybe the emperor knew the righteousness and let him go with a wave of his sleeves. Or ask the national teacher for help. Since he brought him into the palace, he naturally has the responsibility to take him out again.
Just as he was thinking, his body was suddenly restrained from behind, and in the blink of an eye, he was led into a relatively dim room.
Before he could return to his senses, his lips were taken away, and he was greeted with a hot and powerful kiss.
Looking at it with concentration, I saw Wei Dian's deep face of the axe and knife player was close at hand, and there seemed to be two clusters of flames burning in his eyes.
After a long while, he removed his lips, his body still pressed him tightly against the door panel, and he said in a gloomy tone, "If you want to run away, run away, why did you run into the palace?"
"I just wanted to come in and visit." Nie Bufan replied.
"Really?" Wei Di put his face in front of his nose and said word by word, "Can you visit Emperor Yu's bed?"
Nie Bufan was tangled, why did it seem that overnight the whole world knew that he had legs with the emperor
"Don't think that if you stay with the emperor, I won't get you!" Wei Di said fiercely, "I have a way to get you out."
"What way?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up.
"Why, do you want to leave?" Wei Di's expression moved slightly.
"Of course." Nie Bufan giggled, "How can the palace compare to the vast world of Shanghai?"
Wei Di snorted coldly: "Don't think about the world, just stay by my side in the future. I'll accompany you wherever you want to go."
"Then what can you do to get me out of the palace?" Nie Bufan automatically ignored his declaration of sovereignty and went straight to the point.
"Fake death." Wei Di spat out two words.
"What do you think is a good way?" Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, "I have to remind you that the medicine is useless to me at all, and I have a special constitution, so I can slowly relieve the effect of the medicine. If your medicine can keep the average person for a day, The state of suspended animation will only have an effect on me for an hour or two, unless you increase the dose."
"No, increasing the dose will directly kill you." Wei Di pondered, "I'll think of another way."
Staring at Nie Bufan's piercing eyes, Wei Di warned: "In the meantime, please be honest with me. I know Li Yi and the others are also planning to take you away. They do have some strength, but they will never Faster than me. I don't want to leave you with the emperor for a moment!"
As long as he thinks of him being happy under another man, he is so jealous that he can't wait to take people back immediately!
This kind of strong possessiveness is something he has never had in his life, and he does not intend to avoid this feeling, just want to possess this person completely.
With a hook with one hand, he placed him on the table and bowed his head for a kiss. He held his legs with both hands and pressed his lower body tightly.
Nie Bufan clearly felt the man's lust, and took advantage of the gap to stop: "This is the palace, what do you want to do?"
"It's just a palace." Wei Di whispered, "It's all my people outside, we have enough time. Don't worry, I won't leave any traces on you."
Nie Bufan's eyes widened, he didn't expect Wei Di to be bolder than him. They are cheating, are they cheating
If he wasn't careful, half of his pants were taken off. Wei Di couldn't wait to break in, causing Nie Bufan to groan in pain and the table to squeak.
Nie Bufan is like an addictive poison, and Wei Di, who has never been addicted to sex, has also broken the limit. After the separation, my thoughts were crazy, and I would feel a bone-chilling emptiness every night. He had also found other men and women, but none of them made him appreciate this kind of satisfaction and fulfillment.
At the moment of integration, he really wanted to spend the rest of his life with this person.
"Ah... um... lightly, lightly..." Nie Bufan grabbed the edge of the table tightly, trying to stabilize his body.
Wei Di bit his ear and said hoarsely, "Don't shout too loudly. Although there are people from me outside, it's hard to guarantee that others will not hear you."
Nie Bufan hurriedly shut his mouth, but Wei Di acted like a prank, hitting hard every time, pushing to the limit, just to see someone who wanted to scream but didn't dare to scream.
However, he obviously misestimated someone's courage to pluck hair on a tiger's head and his tolerance for breaking it with a single poke.
Just as Wei Di rushed into the depths again, Nie Bufan hugged his head and let out an earth-shattering shout in his ear, almost deafening Wei Di's ears.
Wei Di's inner breath was restrained, and it was difficult for him to calm down, but his essence was pouring out for thousands of miles, all of which was dedicated to the village chief Nie Da.
Gritting his teeth, he withdrew, wiping his lower body for him, Wei Dian said fiercely, "I'll remember this time, and I'll have to do you to beg for mercy in the future!"
At this moment, there was some kind of signal-like sound from outside, Wei Di let go of Nie Bufan and whispered, "Be honest, I'll be here to pick you up soon."
After speaking, he dressed up, opened the door, and walked out quickly, leaving quickly.
Nie Bufan was depressed, everyone told him to be honest, how could he be dishonest? Not even one of the palace maids flirted with one, and not even a minister had hooked up with one, how could it be dishonest
Besides, why did he have to wait for someone else to save him? He is the mayor of Jiwo Village, isn't he capable of saving himself
Hmph, he doesn't believe it anymore, an emperor can overwhelm him so much that he can't turn over, and an emperor of a regiment is almost the same!
Someone feels that they have been severely discriminated against and decides to work hard and become self-reliant!
Alas, a moment of silence for some people in advance...