Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 9: trim

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"August, the autumn wind roars furiously, and rolls over my house with three layers of grass... The cloth quilt has been cold as iron for many years, and Jiaoer lies on the crooked side of the tread.

Li Yi woke up early in the morning and heard Nie Bufan reciting poetry aloud outside the house. He was a little frightened last night. He didn't sleep well all night, but this guy was in good spirits.

"Since I've been devastated and sleepless, how can I get wet in the long night! There are thousands of mansions, and the world's cold people are all happy, and the wind and rain are as safe as a mountain!"

Um? Unexpectedly, this person has a little literary talent, this poem is quite meaningful.

"Woohoo!" Nie Bufan stood at the door of his house and said with emotion, "When I see this house suddenly, it's enough for my house to be broken and frozen to death!"

Li Yi followed his gaze and saw that the roof of the room where Nie Bufan lived had been ripped off in half. No wonder he came to sleep with him last night.

"Hey, Du Fu's "The Thatched Cottage is Broken by the Autumn Wind" is too realistic, you can't even think about it." Nie Bufan touched his nose and shouted, "Chicken servant, chicken servant."

"Come on, what's the matter?" The landslide ran over.

"Go to the city to find a few craftsmen. The houses in our village are going to be repaired. By the way, add a few fireplaces. It's better to get them done before winter comes."

Although Landslide didn't know what a fireplace was, he was very happy to be able to repair the house, so he cleaned it up immediately.

Nie Bufan walked into the room, took out his piggy bank, and counted the coins one by one.

Li Yi also followed, seeing that his two jars of coins were only a dozen or so at most, he couldn't help but said, "Do you have that much money?"

Nie Bufan didn't even look at him, and said lightly, "We are poor, do the poor know?"

"Will there be enough money to repair the house later?"

"Rich people like you don't understand how cheap labor is for poor people."

Li Yi twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "I still have some money here." After a few touches in his arms, he took out a few silver notes.

Nie Bufan was not polite. He stretched out his hand to take it, unfolded it, and said with a smile, "One denomination is one hundred taels, not bad."

Li Yi was about to give him a contemptuous look when he heard him say, "It's just that this blood-stained one would dare to exchange silver taels for me?"

Spreading the banknotes in front of Li Yi's eyes, the three banknotes were all baptized with blood, which looked very dazzling.

Nie Bufan said angrily: "Take this thing out, others will think that I have killed people and overtaken it, so you should keep it yourself."

Li Yi didn't move, his face darkened.

"Really, you know that you have a silver note on your body, so you should vomit less blood."

Who's to blame? Li Yi shouted in his heart.

"Speaking of which," Nie Bufan said again, "Where did you hide the bank note? I checked it when I wrapped you up."

"… "

"Is it in the underwear?" Nie Bufan muttered to himself while counting the money, "No, if it is in the underwear, there will be no blood, Li Si is not a woman..."

Li Yi's face collapsed, but he didn't hold back his brain congestion, and flung his sleeves away angrily. If he stayed any longer, he could not guarantee that he would not violently kill.

In the afternoon, Tubeng returned to the village with a dozen craftsmen.

These people are neat and tidy, and after some inspection, they start to work.

Not only did Nie Bufan want to repair the house, but he also planned to install a simple fireplace in each room, and by the way, turn the utility room behind his house into a bathroom.

This can be regarded as a big project. At least it will take two or three months. The labor cost plus the material cost, it is very likely that his savings will be spent. However, Nie Bufan is a model of looking ahead and not looking forward to the future. If you have money, spend it, if you don't have it... If you don't have money, talk about it.

While the village was being renovated, Nie Bufan took a group of restless chickens for outings to the next hill from time to time, and he also brought Li Yi along by the way.

Looking at the mighty flock of chickens around him, Li Yi couldn't understand Nie Bufan's thinking pattern, nor could he understand the behavior pattern of this group of chickens.

"It's so beautiful!" Nie Bufan stood on the top of the mountain and looked into the distance.

A chicken spread its wings and flew over, drawing a graceful arc in the air, and pounced down with an extremely tragic gesture.

Li Yi stretched out a finger, hesitating to speak, but finally remained silent.

Nie Bufan found a relatively flat place, covered it with a blanket, and placed fruits and pasta.

"Brother Li, your injury should be almost healed, how about you go back some game and come back?"

Li Yi said: "There are so many chickens, can't you just grab them and roast them all the time?"

Nie Bufan didn't say anything yet, when the chickens around him who were wandering leisurely suddenly looked at Li Yi together, their eyes full of murderous intent, and a few of them had their feathers erect.

"Okay, let's change your taste today." Li Yi turned the conversation wisely.

The chickens immediately went their separate ways as if nothing had happened, and they never glanced at him again.

Nie Bufan was not surprised, and calmly watched Li Yi disappear into the woods in a few vertical leaps.

This mountain is adjacent to Xishan, but it is much larger than Xishan. Many chickens in Jiwo Village come from here.

Nie Bufan raised a bonfire and set up the grill, and saw Li Yi walking back with two rabbits.

Although it is late autumn and the leaves are falling, there is not much depression in the mountains. It is an ultimate enjoyment to enjoy the scenery and taste wild game surrounded by mountains.

Li Yi has never been so casual, he doesn't need to maintain his manners, there is no hypocritical entertainment, everything is free, the only pity is that there is no alcohol.

The rabbit meat was charred outside and tender inside, exuding bursts of fragrance, both Nie Bufan and Li Yi moved their index fingers. In Jiwo Village, you can only eat chicken, but this time is different.

After killing a rabbit a few times, both of them were still a little unfinished.

"I'll bring some wild vegetables and mushrooms back later." Nie Bufan wiped his hands and said slowly, "Let's come back tomorrow."

"Okay." Li Yi nodded in agreement.

At this moment, there were a few rapid roosters in the distance. Nie Bufan and Li Yi looked at each other and ran to the place where the voice was spoken.

Pushing aside the dense branches, a huge shadow came into view.

"It's the black bear." Nie Bufan whispered.

Li Yi looked solemn, watching the black bear wandering somewhere.

"Strange, black bears don't usually appear in the daytime. Who the hell provoked it?" Nie Bufan looked around, all the chickens beside him moved to the side, pretending to be innocent.

"It's alright, the black bear already has food and should leave soon." Li Yi pointed to a chicken near the black bear with its legs turned upside down and didn't move.

Nie Bufan squinted and looked at it, and suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Li Yi asked strangely.

"That chicken isn't dead, it's just pretending to be dead." Nie Bufan is very familiar with that chicken. It has light yellow feathers and brown spots all over its body. Its predecessor is a kind of pig-nosed snake. Toxic, but the toxicity is mild, and it can poison some small animals such as frogs.

"Pretend to be dead?" Li Yi looked suspicious, and then he immediately saw a strange scene. The black bear turned the chicken with its belly upside down. Who would have guessed that the chicken turned back and its belly was upside down again, to show that he was sure. died.

Li Yi froze.

The black bear fiddled with the guy on the ground back and forth, and seemed to find it amusing. Nie Bufan reckoned that this big guy should have had enough to eat, otherwise it wouldn't be so boring.

"What should I do now?" Li Yi asked, "It's hard to stop the black bear from being mad. Let's withdraw before it gets its attention?"

"That's not good, Pig is still pretending to be dead."

pig pig...

"Are you going to save that chicken?"

Nie Bufan nodded.

"Then... I'm going to lure the black bear away?" Although Li Yi didn't think there was anything to save a chicken, he didn't want to continue to spend it here.

"No need." Nie Bufan looked around, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he instructed a smooth yellow chicken not far away, "Xiao Huang, go, show your brotherhood and save the pig."

Xiao Huang was unwilling, and under the cover of the leaves, he approached the black bear step by step.

Li Yi said incredulously, "Aren't you going to exchange chickens for chickens?"

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Just watch."

But after a long time, I don't know what Xiao Huang did. I saw the black bear suddenly covering his nose and jumping like a madman. The big bear slapped the tree trunk with his paws, and then slammed into the woods a few times and disappeared quickly. No trace.

"What's going on?" Li Yi asked with a look on his face.

"The Buddha said: You can't say it." Nie Bufan laughed.

The pig who was pretending to be dead twisted a few times and came back to life.

Xiao Huang also swayed back like an uncle.

Nie Bufan nodded secretly, yes, the weasel's skills are still there.

The episode ended, and Nie Bufan and the others set out on their way home. The flock of chickens was huge, and there was an unknown amount of food digested residues left on the way.

Soon after, Jiwo Village welcomed a new batch of chicken brothers and chickens. Following these smells, many beasts were deceived and turned into chickens.

The so-called man is for wealth and birds are killed for food, this is even the most reasonable.

Two months later, Jiwo Village has a new look. Not only has the house been renovated, but also a simple fireplace has been installed. The chicken coop was also re-covered with a thick layer of straw.

In addition, Nie Bufan also asked people to install a fence in the front and back of the village, clearly delineating the scope of the village, and added a plaque with "Jiwo Village" at the entrance, and engraved "non-life" on the sides of the columns. Chickens and livestock are not allowed to enter, if you want to enter, you will be responsible for the consequences."

After the village was repaired, Zhang Junshi specially sent a generous gift, including four sets of washing utensils, cups, tableware, and tea sets, four sets of bed, four sets of winter clothes, and two pairs of wool boots.

Li Yi looked convulsed, this was asking for a kiss.

But Nie Bufan liked it very much. He exchanged gifts and gave gifts in return. It was still a basket of eggs, and it was still very large.

Zhang Junshi wanted to say, "You're really welcome..."

After enjoying the warmth of the fireplace, Zhang Junshi decided to temporarily live in Jiwo Village. His family was not in Xishan City. Instead of spending the winter with the guys, it was better to spend the winter with Nie Bufan. Occasional abuse is also very fun.

It shouldn't be too cold this winter...