Nie Bufan didn't know what his current situation was. His consciousness was clear, but he couldn't wake up. Memories from a long time ago still popped up in his mind from time to time, as if he was intentionally letting him experience it again as a bystander.
But he can't always live in memory in the future, can he? If he died like this, he would have no regrets... Uh, well, frankly, he was really reluctant to leave.
This is probably the truth that he is half dead? Because he was stubbornly clinging to it.
Hey, I'm sorry, God, if you give me this chance, I won't smile politely. Nie Bufan thought to himself.
Every day he is dead and bored, and the only fun is to wait for the people in Jiwo Village to visit him. They would talk by his bedside, touch and kiss occasionally, and take advantage of the opportunity to help grooming.
Nie Bufan sometimes felt like a priest, listening to the lost lamb's confession every day, sharing their inner secrets and joys and sorrows. It's a pity that he couldn't open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and soothe their traumatized hearts.
But he is not without gain, at least he has learned to smell the fragrance and know his friends.
For example, Zhang San, he always has the smell of copper plates hidden in his body, occasionally mixed with the fragrance of various vegetables, and it is easy to drool when he smells too much.
Li Si's breath is as cold as iron, but it actually feels like a soldering iron. It must be comfortable to hold in winter, but it's a bit hard.
The best one to hold should be Wang Wu, who is dressed in Buddha incense, suitable for both heat and cold, and can make people feel at ease even if he does not speak. He wondered why he had mistaken him and Li Si in the first place? To come up with such an oolong, abruptly broke the precept of a good Buddhist. Hey, actually, it's fine if it's broken. There is a saying that does not say that as long as there is a Buddha in the heart, wine and meat can pass through the intestines, not to mention just breaking the precepts? Buddha and his elders will be considerate.
Besides, the leader of the alliance is very big. This guy has a strong sense of existence. From head to toe, he has a mighty arrogance, especially his eyes, which are as sharp as a consecrated sword. Every time he came, he didn't say anything, just stared at him, probably practicing some kind of long-lost magic of eyesight
The most noisy of these people is probably Bad Bad. He can hear his arrogant footsteps before he enters the room. After walking in, he is even more eloquent and unforgiving, but he has the smell of sunflowers. It's arrogant, and the smell makes people have the urge to fiddle a few times.
As for Brother Shi, there are only four words: extravagance is overwhelming, and all the precious spices are used on his body. Of course, after the baptism in Jiwo Village, the smell of this choking nose has faded a lot, replaced by the icy watery air like jade. He is dignified from the outside, and it is rare to be warm when facing him alone. The premise is that he does not know that even if he is lethargic, he is actually conscious.
Master Guo Shi, Nie Bufan has a very complicated feeling about him, just like seeing a gorgeous peony, just thinking about disaster, only to find that it is actually just a fresh snow lotus covered with peony skin, which looks evil and charming , essentially flawless. This made him tremble with fear, for fear of destroying the last old boy in the world. Alas, but you have already picked them all, so you should accumulate virtue for yourself.
By the way, there is also Tai Bai, this guy is the best one to recognize, his breath of algae makes people feel like they are in the sea. Although Taeyeon has absolutely no similarities with him in temperament, his smell is very similar. Nie Bufan was only willing to admit that they were indeed relatives when he closed his eyes.
In addition, there are Tiannv and Shen Muran. He knows from other people's accounts that they seem to have established a romantic relationship. This is the only normal couple in Jiwo Village. It is gratifying. It is rare that they have not forgotten him. This "matchmaker". When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.
After distinguishing people, he began to distinguish chickens by smell. But this decision made him regret too much, the smell of chicken... I can't describe it. Even more terrifying is to come to see his chickens batch after batch every day, and from time to time to express their deep concern with their claws and wings. In the long run, he suspects that he is likely to become a body art, or Impressionist. Here, he must thank the landslide, if he hadn't cleaned it every day, he would probably be buried in the swirling chicken feathers and brilliant chicken shit.
On the tenth day of his lethargy, a rare person came to Jiwo Village, the genius doctor Wei Di invited.
I don't know if it was an illusion or not, but Nie Bufan felt like he was drunk, walking erratically.
He came to the bedside, rolled his eyelids, looked at his face, then asked about his condition, and finally began to take his pulse.
There was silence in the room, and everyone could feel the tension. They were all waiting for the result with bated breath.
But for a moment, the genius doctor seemed to have discovered something.
Li Huai couldn't hold back his breath at first, and couldn't wait to ask: "Master doctor, how is his condition?"
"Ah?" The genius doctor said blankly, "What did you just say?"
"I'm asking how his condition is?" Li Huai repeated patiently.
"Oh." The genius doctor said lightly, "There is a living dead, there is no way to save it."
"It's hopeless? Then what's with your expression just now? Are you excited to see someone else dying?" Li Huai was furious.
"Am I excited?" The genius doctor replied innocently.
"Have!"
Nie Bufan thought to himself, is this genius doctor reliable? Don't you feel the cold air coming out of everyone
"That's it." The genius doctor said calmly, "This is the first time this old man has encountered such a 'healthy' living dead, so it is inevitable that I am a little surprised."
"'Healthy' living dead?" Tai Bai wondered, "What do you mean by that?"
The doctor explained: "His body is in good condition, even healthier than the average person. However, the pulse is strange, showing signs of premature death. The old man suspects that the cause is in his head."
"In the head?" Everyone said in unison, and their faces were a little ugly.
The genius doctor nodded and continued: "Exactly. The disease in the head is the most difficult to treat. If you can't find the specific cause of the disease, any treatment method is useless."
"What should I do then?" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly.
The genius doctor showed an uncontrollable excited expression again, and suggested: "If you agree, this old man will help him perform a craniotomy."
"Craniotomy?" Li Yi immediately vetoed, "Absolutely not! If the skull is broken, can people still live?"
"It's really ignorant." The genius doctor said contemptuously, "Just opening a person's head will not kill a person, just like an ordinary trauma. As long as the inside is not damaged, the wound will slowly heal."
"How can you guarantee not to damage his head?" Li Yi's eyes were cold, expressing deep doubts about the medical skills of this genius doctor.
Zhang Junshi and others also disapprove of craniotomy.
The genius doctor shrugged and said indifferently, "Since you don't agree, the old man doesn't force it, but if someone dies, don't regret it."
People were hesitant.
The genius doctor squinted at them and smiled without saying a word.
Nie Bufan shouted in his heart: Comrades, hold on! Can't open the skull!
"Let's think about it." Wang Wu said.
The genius doctor nodded and said lightly, "Try to make up your mind as soon as possible, otherwise the old man can't guarantee how long he will last."
Bullshit! He is obviously full of vitality, but is temporarily in a recessive state. Nie Bufan was emotional, and all kinds of villains went crazy in his mind.
The genius doctor seemed to notice something, and pinched the pulse on his wrist a few times.
"I hope the genius doctor can give us a description of the specific process of craniotomy." Wang Wu continued, "The risk of craniotomy is too great.
"Haha." The genius doctor smiled, "Is there any cure in this world that is foolproof?"
"For him, it must be foolproof!" Wang Wu's tone was beyond doubt.
The doctor fell silent.
Nie Bufan gave Wang Wu a thumbs up in his heart.
After a while, the genius doctor stood up and said, "Okay, the old man will be fully prepared, you should think about it in the next two days."
After he finished speaking, he walked out.
"Is there really no other way?" Zhang Junshi held Nie Bufan's hand and asked worriedly.
The rest of the people didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull.
"Bufan, can't you wake up by yourself?" Zhang Junshi said helplessly, "Usually you can be so tossed, how come you can't do it at a critical moment?"
You can't do it, I can do it! Nie Bufan retorted angrily.
"This guy has always been strong in the outside world." Li Yi said with a venomous tongue.
Hello Li Si, the village chief remembers you!
"Brother, I think he should be thrown into the chicken coop, maybe he will be cured without the medicine the next day." Li Huai interjected, "I always thought he was just chicken essence."
Chicken essence? Is he such an unclassified breed? At least he's a chicken god! And what the hell is your proposal? Who would be stupid enough to do such a thing
Unexpectedly, no one in the room refuted it. Didn't they really have this plan? Hey, cheer up, don't lose your IQ like that, okay
"Perhaps, you can really try." Zhang Junshi said hesitantly.
"..." Nie Bufan was speechless, he really could only be speechless.
Seeing that there was support, Li Huai continued to yell: "Anyway, there is no loss, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo."
"What do you think?" Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.
Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded: "Okay, try it."
Hello! Nie Bufan was mad, all kinds of messy, and his muscles were tense.
"Look, he has a reaction!" Tai Bai's eyes were sharp.
The national teacher stepped forward to check it for a while, and said calmly: "I thought your proposal just now was a bit ridiculous, but now it seems that it really has some effect."
"For so many days, this is the first time he has had such an obvious reaction." Li Huai was pleasantly surprised, "No hesitation, let's try it today!"
All agreed.
Nie Bufan beat his chest in his heart: Are you still human? Still