Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 99: Half asleep

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That night, under the onlookers of the chickens, Zhang Junshi and others first let the landslide clean the chicken coop, then made an open space at the front, spread a thick straw, and then put a quilt on it, and arranged it warmly and spaciously. Then put Nie Bufan on the new bed and cover him with a quilt.

Finally, Wang Wu placed an incense table beside his bed and lit three incense sticks.

Seeing that everyone else was looking at him with strange eyes, Wang Wu calmly said, "This is the fragrance of longevity."

"… "

Everything is set up properly, and the sky has dimmed. Several people discussed taking turns to watch the night, but they were rudely kicked out of their boudoir by the chickens before they even started.

Everyone knew the fighting strength of the chicken flock, so they didn't insist, but it is estimated that no one could sleep well tonight, and they were all anxiously waiting for the miracle to appear.

Nie Bufan was left in the foul-smelling chicken coop, enjoying the exclusive use of the emperor-level chicken coop bed, surrounded by a circle of glowing eyes, accompanied by the smoke lingering with the fragrance of longevity, the atmosphere seemed extraordinarily mysterious.

Consciousness is still clear, Nie Bufan is depressed, secretly thinking about how to settle accounts with those guys in the future.

After an unknown amount of time, the glowing eyes closed one after another in the darkness, and the chickens nestled beside Nie Bufan's bed, as if they were slowly falling asleep. The moonlight came in from the window, scattered on the people and chickens, and faintly flickered with a pale blue light.

Nie Bufan felt his body warm up inexplicably, the kind of warmth from the inside out, as if every cell in the body was reviving.

Immediately, he had a strange dream. In the dream, many people gave him a gift. The gift was shiny, and he couldn't see what was inside, but every time he received one, he felt extra comfortable.

He didn't know any of these gift givers, but he felt very familiar and kind. The dream gradually blurred, and before disappearing completely, he seemed to see a few chicken feathers floating in the sky...

The next morning, everyone rushed to the chicken coop to check on Nie Bufan's condition. After pushing the door open, they saw that the big bed in front of him was covered with a large pile of chickens, completely burying the people on the bed.

Everyone was shocked and rushed forward a few steps. Before they could drive them away, the chickens had already dispersed, revealing the empty bed below.

"Where are the others?" Li Huai was shocked.

Several people looked around and looked nervous.

"Is he really awake?" Zhang Junshi asked with some anticipation.

Si Chenyu touched his chin, looked at the chickens around him, and guessed hesitantly, "Or, he has turned into a chicken?"

The rest looked at him.

Si Chenyu shrugged, waved his hands and said, "It's not impossible."

The atmosphere was instantly downcast. Everyone imagined that Nie Bufan turned into a chicken, what kind of enchanting chicken would that be

"I'll look around." Wei Di left the chicken coop with a flick of his sleeve. Continuing to mess around with this group of people, he worries that his IQ will degenerate for thirty years.

"Let's go too." Li Yi was in high spirits, he felt that Nie Bufan was really awake!

"Wait." Zhang Junshi looked around, then looked out for Miss Hua from the chicken flock, and asked, "Miss Hua, where is your master? Take us to find him."

The flower girl didn't turn her head away, and rubbed Langya beside her with her paws.

Lang Ya groaned, lying on the ground motionless.

"Be obedient, I'll prepare something for you later." Zhang Junshi began to lure him.

Miss Hua and Lang Ya glanced at him contemptuously and continued to be silent.

Li Yi came over, raised Miss Hua, and threatened, "Say, what about people?"

The flower girl fluttered her wings, and Lang Ya jumped up and pecked the back of his hand angrily.

Li Yi let go of the chicken and said softly: "We are very worried about him, so you hide it."

Miss Hua and Lang Ya barked a few times, as if they were answering something, but unfortunately, no one could understand the chicken language.

At this time, a sharp voice came from above his head: "The village chief is sleepwalking."

Several people looked up and saw the hero standing on the beam.

"Sleepwalking?" Zhang Junshi hurriedly asked, "Where is he sleepwalking?"

While sorting out his feathers, he casually replied: "I was still on the other side of the mountain before, so I won't know about it."

"Hurry up and take us there!" Li Huai said eagerly.

The hero turned around and hummed, "Go by yourself, I'm busy."

Saying that, he flapped his wings and flew out.

Everyone looked at each other, no longer delaying, and ran towards the back of the mountain together.

Wang Shichan walked the fastest. As soon as he left the village, he saw a familiar figure at a glance. His eyes were closed, his clothes were thin, and he walked slowly in the cold wind.

Wang Shichan's heart was hot, he quickly ran to his side, took him into his arms, and warmed his cold body.

Nie Bufan leaned on his shoulder, rubbed lightly, and said in a dreamy voice, "Wang Wu, are you here to pick me up?"

"Yes, I'm here to pick you up." Wang Shichan sighed, and the joy was mixed with some inexplicable sorrow.

Nie Bufan still closed his eyes, but the corners of his mouth curved into a charming arc, and said lightly, "That's great! Let's go back to the village together!"

"Well, let's go back to the village." Wang Shichan picked him up by the waist, and then noticed that his eyes hadn't opened, so he couldn't help asking, "Bufan, are you... awake?"

"Of course he's awake." Nie Bufan put his hands around his neck and pouted, "How can I talk to you when I'm not awake?"

Wang Shichan was silent for a while, and then said, "Then what are you doing out alone?"

"Of course I want to go back to Jiwo Village." Nie Bufan replied.

Wang Shichan's heart sank and continued to ask, "Where do you think you are now?"

"Didn't you just run out of the uncle's house?" Nie Bufan said with a smile, "I was going to meet you, but I didn't expect to meet you on the road."

"..." Wang Shichan is now sure that he really has a problem.

Nie Bufan wrapped his arms around his waist and said coquettishly, "Let's go back to the village."

Wang Shichan stared at his closed eyes, trying to suppress the surging emotions in his heart, and said, "Bufan, open your eyes and take a look."

Nie Bufan's eyelids moved, but he didn't open it. He just turned his face to Wang Shichan and said with a smile, "What do you want me to see? Your face? Don't worry, even at night, your face is shining with Buddha light. Kind of bright, see clearly."

"..." Wang Shichan was silent again.

At this time, the others also arrived.

Nie Bufan shook his legs and greeted cheerfully, "You are all here."

"You finally woke up!" Zhang Junshi took his hand excitedly.

"You darn know how to wake up!" Li Huai looked angrily.

Li Yi and others all had surprises on their faces, only Si Chenyu noticed that Wang Shichan's expression was a little strange.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

Wang Shichan replied lightly: "Go back and talk about it."

Back in the room, Nie Bufan was wrapped up in a ball and placed neatly on the bed.

People stood or sat around him.

After a moment of silence, Wang Shichan said, "He hasn't fully woken up yet."

"What do you mean you haven't woken up yet?" Nie Bufan and Li Huai asked at the same time.

Everyone looked at someone who was sitting with their eyes closed, and their brows gradually narrowed.

"Bufan, what are you doing with your eyes closed all the time?" Li Huai asked.

Nie Bufan's eyelids moved, and he said dissatisfiedly, "Which one of your eyes sees me with my eyes closed, and I have my eyes open, okay?"

Li Huai was speechless.

The rest also looked weird.

Si Chenyu pondered for a while, then said, "Then what did you see now?"

Nie Bufan raised his hand and pointed one by one: "Brother Shi, Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu, Bad Bad, Alliance Leader, Nineteen, Brother Shen."

Everyone was surprised to find that even with his eyes closed, he could pinpoint their position accurately.

When he pointed to Fan Luo and his Thai-style uncle and nephew, he was puzzled: "Strange, who are they?"

Fan Luo's face was sullen, while the Thai-style uncle and nephew's eyes widened.

Tai Bai said, "Bufan, how could you forget who I am?"

Nie Bufan tilted his head, thought for a moment, and said, "It feels familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen it again."

Everyone looked at each other, with some doubts in their eyes.

Si Chenyu asked again, "Do you know what happened to you?"

"Speaking of this," Nie Bufan pointed at Wei Dian and said indignantly, "It's all your fault for taking me out and not letting me go back to the village."

Then he said proudly: "Fortunately, I was clever and ran out."

Wei Di said solemnly, "What happens after you run out?"

"I ran into Wang Wu when I escaped!" Nie Bufan hummed, "You won't be able to kidnap me so easily this time, and I'll settle the account of burning the village with you!"

Wei Wei stopped talking.

Tai Bai pointed at himself, opened his mouth for a long time and said nothing. Obviously he rescued him from Dongsheng Shangfu, how could he be ruthlessly obliterated like this

It seems that he only has a small memory after being kidnapped by Wei Di from Jiwo Village, which is optional.

Fan Luo's expression is melancholy, and his heart is uneasy, and he is also a forgotten member.

"He... is he awake or not?" Li Huai asked hesitantly.

No one can answer this question.

In the end, Li Yi said: "Please ask the genius doctor to come and take a look."

Li Huai was about to go out when Nie Bufan hurriedly shouted: "Damn, you can get me something to eat while you go out. I'm dying of starvation, as if I haven't eaten for 7 or 8 days."

Everyone is silent: You haven't eaten for 7 or 8 days...

Are they going to tell him the truth? Or shake it vigorously to see if it can wake him up? But what if it breaks

Did the hero say he was sleepwalking just now? Is sleepwalking like this? Not only can the answers be fluent, but can you also distinguish things with your eyes closed

Soon, when the food was served, Zhang Junshi prepared the dishes for Nie Bufan, and then handed the bowls and chopsticks to him. Nie Bufan dined calmly under the gazes of the crowd, with the exception of occasionally poking the dish into his nostrils, his movements were almost the same as those of ordinary people.

After eating, Zhang Junshi helped him to scrub for a while, and then invited the genius doctor to come.

Nie Bufan felt a stranger grab his wrist and asked strangely, "Who is this? It looks so fuzzy."

Everyone was speechless. What is "looks so fuzzy"

The corners of the genius doctor's mouth twitched a few times, then he laughed and said, "This old man is a doctor."

"Oh." Nie Bufan pouted, "I'm not sick."

"It's okay to take a look." Zhang Junshi reassured.

Nie Bufan ignored the genius doctor who was taking his pulse, and said to everyone, "When are we going back to the village?"

Li Yi stared at him for a moment, then suddenly asked, "Is there any special reason why you want to go back to the village so eagerly?"

"Because I'm homesick!" Nie Bufan replied with a smile.

"I'm afraid it's not just for this reason?" Li Yi said with a cold face, "Do you want to come back to see us one last time, and then say 'death to the world' without saying hello?"

Nie Bufan let out a "huh", then sneered: "I don't know how to use idioms, what's the 'eternal death'? You resigned, I haven't resigned yet?"

Obviously you said it yourself! Li Yi roared secretly.

This guy has always had a tough mouth, so he didn't want to get his body out of his mouth. But it is certain that even in such a state, what he thought of in his mind was still to return to the village, to come back to meet with everyone, and to say his final farewell.

The rest did not continue to ask questions, just waiting for the next diagnosis result of the genius doctor.

They hoped that he would be safe and sound, even if the cost was to forget everyone...