"Go right, right, are you his sister's left and right?!"
"Uh, what, this side is right, then go to the left, you won't look at my fingers!"
"That's it, come here, it's alright, just barely..."
In front of the gate of Gu Yi’s fortune-telling hall, Nangong Ping moved a small bench to stand on it, and was re-hanging a lintel on the facade of Gu Yi. The same three characters for fortune-telling hall, the only difference is that these three are not printed The carving was written in his own handwriting. The handwriting is neat and generous, and the spirit is deep and the skeleton is high. At first glance, it is the hand of a famous teacher. August 1?? Chinese? W? W
However, for such a good lintel, Nangongping personally went up and hung it again, but Gu Yi's expression was not good at all, and he directed loudly.
It turned out that Nangongping brought this to the door early this morning, in order to thank Gu Yi for the solution yesterday. After Yandao himself discussed with Chairman Yan, he felt that Gu Yi had a strong ability and was a superior person. He suggested that if it is too vulgar to send money, it is only right to send something with connotation, so he visited Zhongchuan calligraphy master Mr. Huo overnight. , Asked him to personally pick up the pen to write these three characters for Gu Yi, and then send them after mounting.
Of course, there are only three words in Gu Yi's mind, which should be reported, that is: **Who told you that I think money is vulgar? ! ! !
I gave such a picture that I can't eat, I can't use it, and it's pretending to be something that few people understand. It's a bird use!
I'll ask you: Is there any use for birds? !
At this time, Gu Yi naturally didn't have a good face for Nangongping. After he used up this stuff as a coolie, he not only did not pour him a glass of water, but he didn't even let him in. He closed the door with his backhand and hung out from the inside. A newly made sign says:
Do not disturb while sleeping.
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"This… "
Nangong Ping was stunned for a long time, and didn't figure out why he offended him for a long time. He lowered his head in confusion, turned and left after a while.
"Someone's kindness, you should at least be polite from the host."
Inside the store, a faint figure gradually appeared. Although it was still very faint, she could barely recognize that she was not someone else, it was Miss Luo Family, Luo Qingzi.
Since Gu Yi came back last night, Luo Qingzi has been in the store. According to her words, although Gu Yi did not kill Xia Hu, the matter was finally resolved satisfactorily. She volunteered to work for Gu Yi for ten years without salary, but There are weekends, as well as legal holidays...
At that time, Gu Yi was entangled. Is there anything like this? !
But I didn't expect her to come back. It's better than nothing, so I asked her to stay and help with chores, housekeeping, seductive and bragging stuff.
Now, to her words, Gu Yi glanced at her and smiled: "Because, I am so hanging!..." After speaking, he walked to the room and continued to sleep!
Luo Qingzi: "..."
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Soon, Gu Yi fell asleep.
Confused...
Suddenly...
A dazzling sunlight penetrated, piercing the fog, and a pure sky appeared in front of him.
The sun is blazing in the sky, the village is baking, and the pupils in the elementary school are attentive, and today the teacher brought a pair of chess.
"Students, although the conditions in our village are not good, we still cannot afford to cultivate interest. Today the teacher will give you an interest class. How about teaching you chess?"
"it is good… "
Hearing a group of immature "good" voices, the freckled female teacher smiled and continued: "However, you must first understand the words on this to play chess. Come, Gu Yi, come up and be a representative, come and see, this What do you say?"
The person who was called by his name was a scaled down version of Gu Yi, who grew up against it. When he was young, he didn't wear sunglasses. He looked at the chess piece that the female teacher picked up with a serious face, and said solemnly, "Go!"
The female teacher was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and said: "This word reads: Shi!"
"Studying: Do it!"
"It's a soldier's taxi!"
"dry!"
"Taxi!"
"dry!"
"Taxi!"
"Well, reader."
"I told you to read it! Uh..." The female teacher reacted. I don't know if this kid was intentional or unintentional. She "did" in her heart and said to a friend next to Gu Yi: "Wang Datou, you are Gu Yi My good friend, you come to be the representative, teach Guyi, and read with me: Taxi, soldier's taxi!"
The big-headed child known as Wang Datou, with a clear nose, sniffed twice, tilted his head and looked carefully: "I should also be holding it dry!"
The female teacher was a little messy: "Why?"
"Because Gu Yi often writes this word, fuck your sister!"
boom!
"You two get out of here!"
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Outside the classroom, Wang Datou looked dumbfounded and looked at Gu Yi in a puzzled way: "Gu Yi, did I say something wrong?"
"Of course not!" Gu Yi said solemnly, "Don't you say that how did we get out? I just want to eat fish today, go, and go to the reservoir to catch fish."
Wang Datou shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I can't get wet when I have a cold."
"Then I'll catch it, you follow along, and if you catch it, go back and cook the soup for you, and tomorrow you will have a cold."
"really?"
"Of course, hurry up."
The two little friends brag about Niubi, and soon came to the edge of the reservoir. After passing a sign that said "Siqing Reservoir", they followed the stone ladder and walked to the grass mud ground on the other side.
Here, Gu Yi dug out a hidden homemade harpoon, stepped on the spot, and started catching fish.
At this moment, three figures came into his eyes suddenly, and one person in front of him was dressed in a stylish and clean little suit. He was obviously different from the others, and was like a little Taibao.
After seeing Gu Yi, Xiao Taibao laughed: "It's you again? What's the matter, I want to catch fish with a rotten wooden fork, stupid?!"
Gu Yi also laughed three times: "Hahaha, it's rare to use your bird to get rid of without a wooden fork?"
"Sure enough, there is no father or mother, no education!"
Gu Yi disagrees: "You mean, the reason why your parents are three times different in age is to use them for education and then shoot you out?"
"Fuck!"
The most taboo of the little Taibao is that others say this, and then he becomes angry, and directs his followers to say: "Throw a stone and kill these two goods!"
The little attendant replied, picked up the stone and went to war with the big head of Wang Gu Yi below, and the two sides hit each other for a while.
For a moment, the rocks flew...
Fortunately, the children on both sides knew a little bit, and they picked up some small stones, but they were rocks after all, and it hurts and hurts to hit them on the body. In addition, the other side was condescending, and Wang Da's head was screamed and screamed. He instinctively pushed it up to Gu Yi's waist, the latter cried out strangely, and then fell into the water.
When Gu Yi resurfaced, the little Taibao laughed loudly above him: "I don't care who I am, just let you see how I caught the fish!" Then he took out a large black torpedo!
"Sink into Japan!"
Seeing this torpedo, Gu Yi and Wang Datou both exclaimed.
In the only commissary in the village, there are two types of firecrackers with the greatest power, one is "Revitalizing China" on the ground, and the other is "Sinking Japan" in the water!
This thing is so big that a child can't hold it with one palm at all. It requires two people to ignite. Gunpowder is conceivable. It is really extraordinary when used to fry fish. It's just the same, and the price is definitely not affordable for ordinary children. .
However, the little Taibao has a wealthy family. This little money is just for the family's money. He set the torpedo on fire while laughing, threw it at Gu Yi, and shouted:
"Small universe, explode!"
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… (End of this chapter)