The next day, it was going to darken, and An Xia's dissatisfied shouts rang from the mansion in the Mid-levels of Cuilan Mountain.
"Get up, big lazy pig, don't look at what time it is now, get up for dinner!"
Click.
When the door opened, An Xia's voice stopped immediately. In a guest room in the mansion, Gu Yi, who had slept here, had disappeared, leaving behind a mess of bedding, a mobile phone and a piece of paper.
An Xia picked up the note and saw it said: There will be a period later, little princess, don't miss me.
The crooked handwriting was followed by a smiley face with simple strokes, expressing the author's expression.
"Asshole, leave without saying goodbye, no manners at all, huh!" An Xia was about to tear the note off angrily, but she just tore a small mouth and took her hand again, wrote it in her hand, and quickly left the room.
"Who would think that you don't care about hygiene, and don't know if you haven't taken a bath in a few days, it made my room smelly, huh, go to hell!"
Boom!
The door closed.
…
At the same time, on the third floor of the faculty cafeteria of Beicheng University, a pot of hot pot was placed on the table, and a table of people left saliva, ready to dry.
There are four people at this table, namely Sun Taiping, Zhou Wei, Qin Jun, and Gu Yi, who left without saying goodbye from An Xia's house.
Sun Taiping divided the bowls and chopsticks, and asked: "Gu Yi, you said you helped the local tyrant of An Da, why didn't he leave you to eat? You are not bragging."
Gu Yihehe said: "When have you seen this handsome guy bragging, the reason why you don't eat at his house is because you are uncomfortable."
"You will be uncomfortable? This is really an anecdote." Zhou Wei smiled and took her mouth. The Gu Yi in her impression is typically self-centered, with little or no concern for others' opinions. Is it uncomfortable for people to eat with others? She didn't believe it ten thousand.
Gu Yi said: "It's mainly her mother, forget it, this is more high-end, you don't understand. Don't talk about this, change the topic."
The three of them looked at each other, and seeing that he didn't want to talk about it, and didn't force it, Qin Jun said, "How about we each tell a story. Start with me."
"Okay."
Sun Taiping ate the freshly cooked beef and expressed his approval. Gu Yi and Zhou Wei did not object, so Qin Jun cleared his throat and said, "What I want is a legend. Does the Shenlong know? In the legend, one person will meet you. When he arrived at Shenlong, Shenlong said: I can fulfill your three wishes. The man was very happy when he heard it, then clapped his hands and said: The bunker is gone. Then his bunker exploded..."
"Uh… "
Sun Taiping and Zhou Wei were speechless for a while, this is a story, it is clearly a paragraph, but Gu Yi was interested, and asked: "What about then?"
"Then Shenlong asked him his second wish, and he asked Shenlong to pick it up for him, and finally looked at his undamaged lower body, this guy clapped his hands again, the bunker..."
Sun Taiping took the conversation and finished the paragraph, and then said: "This old paragraph has no meaning at all. Isn't it a good story?"
Gu Yi has always only read stories in Tongyou albums, and has very little contact with things on the Internet. He couldn't help but feel very funny when he heard this passage. He said, "Yes, that's it, it's interesting, who is next?"
"You love to listen? Well, I'll do it." Sun Taiping smiled at Gu Yi, hehe, "I'll just say something supernatural."
"Oh? Spiritual? Well, come on."
Sun Taiping said: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who kept throwing chickens at home. He set a trap and caught a fox. The neighbor said to him,'This fox is too pitiful, let him go!', The farmer looked at it and felt that the fox was pitiful, so he was kind, and let the fox go. From that day on, the farmer would find a bowl of steaming white porridge on the stove every morning when he got up. He got up every day, So he drank the porridge and went to work in the field. The days passed happily. Until one day, a monk passed by and told the farmer that your family was too enchanting. I am afraid it was an evil spirit. He drank back, but he kept his thoughts in his heart. One day, before it dawned, he got up quietly, trying to see how the porridge came from. It’s okay if you don’t look at it. You know that he sees it. What's up there?"
"What?" Gu Yi asked.
"Hey, I don’t know. I was shocked when I saw it. The farmer saw a fox sitting on the stove of his house, hitting, flying, and flying at the bowl!!!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha!..."
Gu Yi clapped his hands and laughed and said, "Sure enough, he played well, airplane!"
His laughter was so loud that countless students on the third floor were onlookers, and everyone looked at him holding back their smiles. He didn't care, looked at Zhou Wei and said, "Beauty Zhou is here for you."
At this time, Zhou Wei's face has completely recovered. Nourished by the three divine Tao flowers of Shisi, although it is not as exquisite and flawless as it used to be, it is better than nature, with excellent skin tone, and it is a rare beauty, and she is listening After the word "beauty", Zhou Wei couldn't help but feel a little grateful. After despising Qin Jun and Sun Taiping's lack of morals, he also said something along the lines of Gu Yi.
She said: "I know someone who smokes a lot. He smokes several packs a day. Others don't listen. Hey, so he died in the end. He died very miserably. He was full of blood and twisted his hands and feet. From then on, I warned my friends: You must remember the lesson of this blood. You must watch the traffic lights when crossing the road. People can't hit a car!"
After she finished speaking, Gu Yi burst into laughter again: "Hahaha. Interesting and interesting, now it's time for me, I also tell a story, supernatural."
"Oh?"
When the three of them saw that he was about to talk about supernatural things, they were very interested for a while, and they all put down their chopsticks and listened.
Just listen to him saying: "In the past, yes, and also in the past, there was a man who often had nightmares. Every time he dreamed of turning over the bed, he had difficulty breathing and became very depressed. In the end, he couldn't help it. He went to invite him. A Taoist priest asked what was going on. After listening, the Taoist hurried to his house. When he arrived, he turned his bed over and saw that there was a mummy on the bed floor where he slept back to back! Hahaha..."
Gu Yi said that he laughed: "It took a long time to react to a corpse, is this person funny, hahaha..."
"..."
Seeing him smiling happily, the three of them were shocked and speechless. This Nima is clearly a horror story. Okay, he actually used it as a joke. Is this Nima a pervert
"Are you a pervert? Why is this story funny?"
At this moment, a cold voice rang out, expressing the thoughts in the hearts of the three of them. When they looked up, they saw that beside Gu Yi, a beautiful, tall, healthy and energetic woman appeared in Gu Yi. Easy to be around.
Gu Yi looked sideways, revealing an unexpected look: "Hey, Officer Li is you. It's been a long time since I saw you, what's the matter?"
The visitor was Li Jingyi, who hadn't seen her for more than a month. She nodded and took out the police officer's ID: "Yes, about Wang Jing, please come with me now."
"I'll go, you're here again." Gu Yi made an exaggerated expression, "You don't want me to do things for you, do you use this trick again?"
After finishing speaking, Li Jingyi nodded calmly: "Yes, I have something to ask you, let's go."
"You are embezzling privately, I will not go!"
"Oh, then you are resisting arrest?"
"Hey, do you want to do that."
"want."
Gu Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, dumbfounded by the exhaustion in Li Jingyi's eyes, and swallowed back when she reached her lips. She felt a little admiration for her sense of responsibility for her work, but at the same time she was a little softhearted. Let's go for this meal."
"can."
"What does it mean to be okay? It sounds like you have to approve it."
"It was originally."
"Um... Okay, you cow..."
"Ok."
"..."
… (End of this chapter)