Bang bang bang...
There was a rapid knock on the door in front of the 5o8 room of a mid-range hotel in Kaoshan Town. ?? Bayi Chinese? W? W? W?. ? 8 ㈧ 1 ㈧ Ｚ? W ㈧. ?COM
Gu Yi stood in front of the door and shouted inside, "Sergeant Li Da, open the door and tell you good news."
Bang bang bang...
"Don't smash it, here." Li Jingyi's cold voice sounded in the room, and a hint of helplessness could be heard. After a while, the door of the room opened, and she appeared in the door in a light blue pajamas, and asked displeasedly between her eyebrows: "What's the matter?"
"Go in and say, I'm thirsty."
"Hey… "
Gu Yi's conscious and improper performance in entering the single lady's room late at night made Li Jingyi unresponsive. She was about to stop, but he got in first. Her brows became tighter and she stood by the door. Without closing the door, he asked in a slightly cold voice: "What the hell are you doing?!"
"Calm down. It's like this..."
Gu Yi strolled around in the room, unscrewed a bottle of paid mineral water on the table and poured most of it. He told the previous story, and finally concluded: "So, this Shi Rong is indeed as you said. Question, we will come and look for him now!"
Li Jingyi's face gradually relaxed, as if thinking for a while, and said: "Yes, you go out first, and I will come when I change my clothes."
"Okay, hurry up."
Of course it was impossible for Gu Yi to stay to look at her clothes. He dropped a word and left the room. When he didn't want to go out, the door behind him suddenly closed and Li Jingyi's rare lazy voice came from inside: "I don't want to see that death. Fatty, go by yourself, I'm going to sleep."
"Hey, is there any mistake?" Gu Yi knocked on the door and exclaimed in dissatisfaction, "Find out that you asked me to help!"
"Ok."
"Well, what do you mean?"
"Ok."
"Yeah?"
"Ok."
"Alright?"
"Ok."
"Enjoy your sister!"
"Ok."
"..."
…
In the end, Li Jingyi still closed the door and went to sleep, not even "um", so Gu Yi left the hotel alone.
It was past midnight, and the lively streets began to be deserted, and Gu Yi, who was too energetic, had nowhere to go.
Just swaying in the street for a while, unknowingly walked to a vermilion gate.
Gu Yi looked up and said softly, "Is it God's will? Hey, well, I'm actually too bored."
This is Shi Rong’s residence, and was listed as one of the suspects because of offending Li Jingyi in the past. At the same time, she was called the site of the Fatty Shi who she didn’t want to see, a homophonic place for Fatty Fatty.
After feeling at the door, Gu Yi found the nearest overnight convenience store, bought two black plastic bags of good quality for the owner with 50 cents, poke a hole in each, and then came back to the door. He smashed the door hard.
Boom! collapse! Boom!
"Open the door! Open the door!..."
The sound of the door, which was almost like a smashing place, quickly alarmed the people inside. The door opened and a young guy in his early twenties appeared in front of the door. After looking at Gu Yi, he exclaimed in dissatisfaction: "Who are you Tm? Ah, don't you know that the people inside are sleeping at night?"
"Heh..." Gu Yi sneered, "You don't know who I am?!"
"Know a fart!"
"I don't know it!" Gu Yi immediately took out the prepared plastic bag, and put it on his head for a moment when the other party was stunned, then tied a knot with his hand very quickly, and then broke away from him and grabbed his own. His hand quickly ran into the gate.
"Fuck! You Tm... where's the person?!..."
The guy tore open the plastic bag, but found that Gu Yiren was nowhere to be seen. He couldn't figure out whether he went in or ran away. After thinking about it, he closed the door and dialed a phone call.
"Old Liu, someone has sneaked in. Quickly, bring your two generals to find the deflated goods!"
…
In Shi Rong’s house, as a well-known local rich man, although his house cannot be compared with Anlong Tu, the area is not small. In addition to two small buildings, there are three courtyards in the front, middle and back, and rockery. Fake water, the scenery is very good.
At this time, by the pond in the backyard, a fat figure was leading a slender and beautiful woman with heavy makeup, strolling in the night breeze while chatting ambiguous topics.
The two of them had reddish skin and sweat on their foreheads. They had just finished exercising. The woman was ashamed to let the fat man around her lead her, and whispered, "Boss Shi lied to others in the middle of the night. What a bad idea, see if I don't tell the boss, you can't eat and walk around." Although her words are threatening, her tone is delicate and tender, on the contrary, she is acting like a coquettish.
The fat man surnamed Shi is obviously the landlord Shi Rong here. He laughed and said: "Fear of Mao, the dead lady is so maddening all day, she is not allowed to raise a small white face outside, and learners can grow up every day when they are vegetarians. She looks like a pig, just like her. If she wasn't afraid of divorce, she would share half of Laozi's property, I would leave her long ago."
"Divorce?" The woman's eyes lit up and she lowered her head and said without seeing her expression clearly. "Even if the law does not distinguish your property, does Shi Shao agree?"
Shi Rong said: "That bastard is a prodigal, I have to listen to him when he does things?! Forget it, let's talk about the major issues of human inheritance, Xiuxiu, don't you think the scenery here is very good and has a great atmosphere? Not as good as..."
Xiuxiu's face turned red when she said, and she whispered squeamishly: "Come again, you're bad..."
"Hey..."
When the two of them were invited to Nong, their eyes met, and their mouths were about to touch each other. At this moment, a loud voice sounded behind Shi Rong: "Shi Rong, right, you! Good! Ah!"
Shi Rong and Xiuxiu were excited, and they didn't notice that someone walked behind them. The sudden sound, like a lash, almost pulled him out of the shadows in his heart. They turned around and saw that it was a young man dressed in old fashioned clothes. He cursed, "Son turtle, who are you Tm, come to my house to get hairy at night?!"
Gu Yi pointed to his nose: "Don't you know me?"
"Knowing a fart!"
"Hahaha..." Gu Yi laughed three times. "If you don't know me, it's fine. Introduce myself. I am actually a magician. I came here so late and I performed magic for you, boss Shi."
"you?"
Shi Rong was about to take the conversation, Xiuxiu on one side spoke first. She looked at the rustic Gu Yi, annoyed that he broke the good deeds of her and Shi Rong’s relationship enhancement, and hummed dissatisfiedly: "You know that it’s an uneducated Scammers, I don’t know how to sneak in. Get out, get out of there, Mr. Shi won't reward you with a penny, get out!"
"That's right, Xiuxiu told you to go, didn't you hear it? Believe it or not, I called the security guard to call the police!" Shi Rong immediately scolded.
Gu Yi ignored him and looked at Xiuxiu's face, and saw that although she was very gorgeous under heavy makeup, but the water chestnuts were too prominent, plus the scent of gold worship in her bones, and the rough thinking words just now. , I quickly came to the conclusion that this is green tea that has no evil but has done nasty things.
So he said: "Since Boss Shi likes it, then I'll perform for you now."
"When did I say I liked it, you..."
Shi Rong was talking, but saw that Gu Yi hadn't started with the bird himself, and saw him touching the air out of thin air next to Xiuxiu, and shouting in the latter's bored action: "Well, hum! Disappear! Come on, green tea bitch!"
"You are the green tea bitch!"
Shi Rong and Xiuxiu froze for a moment, then Xiuxiu became furious and cursed.
Gu Yi circled her head around: "Mistakes, mistakes, come again, and watch me make her disappear. Well, well..."
"Okay you, get out of here, I..."
"Look over there, someone is going to blow up!"
Shi Rong couldn't stand Xiuxiu's cursing for a long time, and she spoke again, but when Gu Yi was chanting the spell, she suddenly shouted, pointing at the other side, and the two of them turned their heads subconsciously.
At this moment, Gu Yi yelled again: "The time to see me riding a prostitute has arrived!" Kicked out, kicked Xiuxiu into the pond, and then said: "Boss Shi, look back, look, is the green tea missing? Go!?"
"Huh? This, it's so amazing, it's really gone..."
… (End of this chapter)