"Phew, so spicy. Δ"
Rangiku Matsumoto poured a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp, trying to relieve the spiciness of the spicy boiled fish she just ate.
Kusaka Yachiryu sat there and said drunkenly: "Captain Suisheng, why don't you also have a piece of Mapo Tofu?"
At the invitation of Kusuka Yachiru, Zaihou carefully picked up a piece of tofu and stuffed it into his mouth. Then his eyes widened, his cheeks turned red, and finally there were fine beads of sweat on his forehead. He couldn't help but pick it up. Wine glass, taking a swig of beer.
When Xia Yan saw this scene, how could he not know that Zaifeng couldn't eat spicy food at all.
Both Rangiku Matsumoto and Yachiru Kusuka like spicy food.
But spicy food is a natural enemy for Zhanfeng. To eat a bite of food, you need to drink a lot of beer. Now he is drunk, and he is trying hard not to close his eyelids.
"Captain Zhifeng, Yaqianliu, let's drink."
Matsumoto Rangiku raised his wine glass, Kusuka Yachiryu also raised his wine glass, and Zaihou followed suit.
Xia Yan quickly said: "You three, you can't drink any more. You have already drank enough."
When Matsumoto Rangiku heard this, he kicked his eyes and said, "Nonsense, who drank too much?"
Kusaka Yachiru smiled and said, "I didn't drink too much."
Captain Zhanfeng pushed Xia Yan away and said, "Women are drinking, men should not interrupt."
The three of them drank all the wine in one gulp, and just as they were about to pour more wine, there was a plop, and Zhifeng fell on the table and fell asleep.
Rangiku Matsumoto and Yachiru Kusuka wanted to drink, but Natsuhiko stopped them and said, "You two can't drink anymore. If you drink any more, you'll get drunk."
Matsumoto Rangiku puffed out her chest and said, "Drunk, am I drunk?"
Kusaka Yachiru held up his wine glass and said, "Not at all, cheers."
The two said, drinking again.
I'll go, if you keep drinking, something will really happen.
Xia Yan could only say: "Two vice-captains, you really can't drink anymore. If you drink again, if the captain finds out, you will definitely be punished."
"You're right."
Captain Matsumoto sobered up for a moment, stood up, and said unsteadily: "In that case, let's go. Captain Broken Bee will be left to you. Don't do anything weird to her when she's drunk." Something!”
Matsumoto Rangiku said, leaning against Natsuhiko, her eyes full of teasing.
Xia Yan pushed her away with great effort and said, "I don't know how."
"Let's go, thank you for your hospitality."
Matsumoto Rangiku burped and slowly walked out of the house. Looking at her, she was not that drunk.
"Xiao Yanyan, I'm leaving too."
Kusaka Yachiru jumped off the chair and said sleepily: "Xiao Jian is still waiting for me."
"Both vice-captains, walk slowly."
Xia Yan sent the two of them out of the room, paid the bill, and then turned back to see Sui Feng.
Zhanfeng lay there sleeping soundly. Because the food she ate was too spicy, she kept drinking. As a result, she drank the most, but she was too drunk, and ended up drunk like this.
Xia Yan walked over helplessly, picked up Broken Bee and held it on his shoulders.
The Broken Bee is only one meter and a half tall, making it one of the shortest among the Shinigami.
Those shorter than her include Yachiru Kusuka who is 1o9cm tall, Toshiro Hitsugaya who is 133cm tall, and Rukia Kuchiki who is 144cm tall.
And she is very light, less than 40 kilograms, and it doesn't feel too strenuous even if she is carried on her shoulders.
Xia Yan left the house with the broken bees and walked towards the squad, attracting countless eyes along the way.
Xia Yan could predict that if the news of Zhanfeng's drunkenness reached the captain's ears, it would definitely cause huge trouble.
Xia Yan sighed, regretting inviting them to eat such spicy food and asking for wine.
You should go eat French food. There is a French restaurant over there, and it tastes extremely delicious.
But I can invite you next time.
Xia Yan carried the broken bee back to the squad, entered the room, put it on the bed, helped her take off the feather fabric, and then took off her shoes, revealing two white jade-like feet.
Xia Yan covered Suifeng with a quilt, and just as he was about to leave, he grabbed Xia Yan's lapel with one hand and shouted, "Don't leave."
Xia Yan stopped and looked at Zui Feng on the bed, who was clutching his clothes tightly with tears in his eyes, "Don't leave, Mr. Ye Da."
Xia Yan sighed when she heard this. Only when she was drunk would she speak out what was in her heart.
Xia Yan pulled Sui Feng's hand away, turned around and left the house. When he returned to his residence, he remembered that the work had not been completed yet.
So Xia Yan went to the office to deal with official business. After finishing it, it was already evening, then he washed up and went to bed.
But Xia Yan didn't know that both the 11th Division and the 10th Division suffered a devastation yesterday.
Matsumoto Rangiku had accumulated anger because of Shiba Isshin's past erratic behavior. After seeing Shiba Isshin sneaking out again, he found Shiba Isshin, pinned him to the ground and beat him violently.
Yachiru Kusuka returned to the division, picked up a brush, drew a turtle on Madarame's head, threw Yumichika's clothes out the window, and finally picked up scissors and cut Kenpachi Zaraki's hedgehog out of the window. Head, part cut off.
"Who made her drink so much?"
The Tenth Division and the Eleventh Division roared.
. . .
The next morning, Xia Yan didn't get up on time for the first time because he stayed up late yesterday. It was almost eight o'clock before he woke up rubbing his eyes.
But when he woke up, he found a person standing in front of his bed.
"Captain Shatterbee?"
Standing next to Xia Yan's bed was none other than Captain Zui Feng, who had returned to his usual appearance. There was a stern face under the baby's head, and he still had the attitude of keeping strangers away, but the ends of the two braids were bifurcated. It's very serious, proving that she hasn't taken care of her head yet.
Broken Bee looked at Xia Yan, his face a little unnatural, and asked: "Did you send me back yesterday?"
Xia Yan got up from the bed and said, "Well, I sent Captain Broken Bee back."
Broken Bee nodded and said, "Please send me back, thank you."
Xia Yan said with a smile: "It's okay, I didn't stop Captain Zhanfeng from drinking, otherwise, Captain Zhanfeng wouldn't have gotten drunk."
Broken Bee glanced at Xia Yan and stopped talking.
Xia Yan asked again: "Captain, do you have anything else to do?"
Broken Bee coughed and asked, "Let me ask you, did I do anything inappropriate after I was drunk last night?"
Xia Yan waved his hand and said, "No, Captain Broken Bee fell asleep after he got drunk."
Broken Bee nodded and asked, "Did you say anything you shouldn't have said?"
Xia Yan thought of the two words she had said to stop him after he put Sui Feng to bed yesterday. Knowing that she was afraid of speaking out her innermost feelings, he made up his mind to keep her secret, and said with a smile: "It seems that I have said a few words." sentence."
Broken Bee asked anxiously: "What is it?"
Xia Yan smiled and said: "Why don't you pull me, I want to drink again or something like that."
When Broken Bee heard this, his face turned red, but he was very satisfied with the answer. He glanced at Xia Yan and said, "I understand, it's getting late, please get up quickly."
After a few words of warning, Sui Feng opened the door and walked out of the house. Looking at the sunshine outside, he felt that it was a bit dazzling.
Others say that one drink can solve a thousand worries, but why do I miss you even more after I get drunk
Lord Yoruichi, where are you