Zhuang Hanxue is twenty-five years old this year. He has no ambitions. His biggest dream is to eat and wait for death, so that he can live a relaxed and happy life every day.
God blesses him, he is the youngest in the family, he has a brother and sister, both of them are legendary "other people's children", since childhood, others have said that the eldest son of the banker and the eldest daughter are so good, why is the younger son a waste Woolen cloth? He doesn't even look as good as his brother, but maybe because he loved to eat and run since he was a child, he is taller and stronger than his brother who doesn't like sports very much. His elder brothers and sisters were good to him. When he was a child, he could not afford to teach him to read. When he grew up, he could not afford to teach him to work. If he can't afford it, he doesn't force it. If he can fool around, he will be rewarded with pocket money. He is not greedy for big money, and has always lived a comfortable life.
When others said he was useless and unpromising, Zhuang Hanxue would reply plausibly: "What are you fighting for? My eldest brother and sister are already so powerful, and I still fight, what will our family be like? There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female. I already have a male tiger and a tigress in my family, so I should just be a little fox."
Zhuang Hanxue felt that his abacus was very good, and he was delighted.
Unexpectedly, his beautiful life will be shattered one day.
His eldest brother, Zhuang Hansheng, is thirty-five this year. He has been a model student since he was a child. He follows the rules and has never been out of business. All kinds of awards and trophies fill a room. When Zhuang Hanxue was a child, he heard his classmates admire him for having such a great big brother, not to mention how cool it was, even though he was a troubled child who had an accident every three days.
In his heart, his elder brother is perfect.
After the age of 30, my parents urged my eldest brother to get married, but the eldest brother kept dragging him out of marriage.
A while ago, I don't know how many times I was forced to marry on a blind date, and even started to discuss the wedding. The eldest brother had a showdown with his parents. He didn't get married because he liked men. He had already made a private life with his bamboo horse.
The eldest brother had a big fight with his parents, he lost his family business, and eloped with his boyfriend! !
Not only did they run away, they went to Northern Europe, got their marriage certificate, and sent a copy home.
Parents were pissed off.
Zhuang Hanxue was a little worried about his eldest brother, and even secretly sent money to his eldest brother to ask him to take care of himself and wish him a happy life! Long live free love, bravely say no to feudal arranged marriages!
Zhuang Hanxue is super happy: Yeah! Big brother is gone, no one is forcing me to work hard! I can keep playing hehehe.
Zhuang Hanxue hadn't had a good time for a few days when his parents turned their attention to him.
They are really angry with the eldest son, but it's okay, they don't have another son, it seems useless, but they are obedient enough. Now it's too late to start training another son as the heir.
Zhuang Hanxue was terrified. He thought that even if his eldest brother was gone, and his eldest sister was still there, the eldest sister would support him even if the sky fell.
His eldest sister, Zhuang Wei, is also a top student and a well-known strong woman, but she doesn't have a good relationship with him. Zhuang Hanxue knows that his parents are probably more patriarchal and partial, so the eldest sister doesn't like him.
He didn't expect that his parents could prioritize sons over daughters to such an extent that they would rather let him be such a waste as the heir, and turn a blind eye to the efforts of the eldest sister for so many years.
Zhuang Hanxue was extremely anxious, he didn't want to be the heir, he just wanted to be a rubbish snack who could make money every day without working!
His brain is not good, and in a hurry, he thought, since the parents gave up the eldest brother because of the eldest brother's peddling, then he should also go to the pedestal, wouldn't he? ! wit!
But not everyone can be pulled over to accompany him to make a base. It would be bad if it becomes a real base. Besides, if you just pull a stranger, if you haven't seen it before, your parents will definitely not believe it. Zhuang Hanxue thought about it and thought that Chu Xun was the right person.
Chu Xun looked down on him, just right!
"...So, that's why you suddenly came to beg me to fall in love with you?" Chu Xun roughly sorted out the context of the whole thing after listening to Zhuang Hanxue's incoherent explanation of the cause and effect.
Although it sounds unreliable, no matter how you think about it, it is something Xiaozhuang can do.
Chu Xun's result from countless angry experiences is that Zhuang Hanxue is a lazy, unmotivated, ignorant and ignorant little trash. This person is also proud of himself and feels that his greatest advantage is self-knowledge.
Zhuang Hanxue looked at him eagerly and nodded desperately.
Now that he is not working under Zhuang Hanxue, Chu Xun feels very relieved to see Zhuang Hanxue's liveliness.
There was even a moment when evil turned to courage, and I wanted to say, then you should study hard to inherit the family business. I wish you a life in dire straits.
Chu Xun saw that he was unlucky, and was really happy. He held back his laughter and coughed lightly: "I can't do anything, you know I have a boyfriend."
Zhuang Hanxue said: "Just because you have a boyfriend, Lin Yanchen is good-looking and promising, you will never look down on me, so we must be fake, he can rest assured and borrow you Give me a few times."
Chu Xun scolded him: "Why do I have to help you? I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend."
Zhuang Hanxue said, "Can I give you the money? Just help me."
Chu Xun asked, "But if this happens, and your parents kick you out of the house, how can you have any money?"
Zhuang Hanxue was suddenly stopped and dumbfounded.
Chu Xun was surprised: "Don't you think so much about it?"
Zhuang Hanxue scratched his head: "I think... Mom and Dad should be reluctant to kick me out of the house. My brother insisted on running away from home and eloped with his husband. I wouldn't do that. They punished me and deprived me of my inheritance, no? Is it good?"
Chu Xun: "..."
Zhuang Hanxue quickly knelt down to him: "Brother Chu, you are so merciful and compassionate, you can save people's suffering, save one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! Otherwise, in the next few decades, life will be worse than death, my elder brother and elder sister will sleep a few times a day. Hours, basically all year round, working as cattle and horses, is that the way people live? That's not it! I just want to sleep until I wake up naturally every day, have food, drink, and a house to live in. I have money to play games, am I asking too much?"
Chu Xun said: "Why do you think of finding someone to help you pretend to be out of the closet? It doesn't have to be like this, you can also discuss it with your elder sister."
Zhuang Hanxue was dejected: "She hates me very much. This time my parents didn't choose her, but chose me as the heir. She hated me even more."
Chu Xun said: "So, you go to her, you support her as the heir, let her follow your elder brother in the future, and be responsible for giving you pocket money. She gets what she wants and becomes the head of the bank, and you continue to mess around. Waiting to die, isn't it the best of both worlds?"
Zhuang Hanxue's eyes lit up: "!!!"
He suddenly realized: "Yes! Thank you Brother Chu! I'll go back to my elder sister to discuss it."
Chu Xun sent him out: "It's good to go or not... You're leaving soon, no need to thank you, I still have to go to work, and I don't have time to play with you."
Today is Friday, the last working day of the week.
Lin Yanchen will bring his father to the door tomorrow, but Lin Yanchen arrives one day earlier.
Chu Xun took Zhuang Hanxue's story as a joke and told Lin Yanchen. His original intention was to say that Lin Yanchen's father is really an enlightened and good parent.
However, Lin Yanchen's mind ran hundreds of thousands of miles away, and instantly overturned the vinegar jar: "Why do I think he may have bad intentions? Is there such a fool in the world? Maybe he is pretending to be stupid and deliberately testing you, in fact I have a crush on you very…”
Before Lin Yanchen finished speaking, Chu Xun laughed, thinking that he was too cute, and leaned in and kissed his lips lightly.
Lin Yanchen was stunned by his sudden kiss, forgetting what he wanted to say just now. He originally wanted to ask Chu Xun why he kissed him, but his body moved first and returned a kiss.
Both of their faces were hot.
Chu Xun said in his ear: "My little Lin is good at everything, but he is too jealous. When he is jealous, his IQ will drop wildly."
Lin Yanchen said roguely: "Then what can I do? Axun, you are going to live with this fool for the rest of your life, are you afraid? It's useless to be afraid, my father will come to the door tomorrow, and I still have the meat ticket of Tweet, you It’s too late to regret it.”
Chiu Chiu is playing with Chu Xiaopang.
I bought a big glass fish tank at home, and one person and one dog watch the fish together.
Chu Xiaopang observed for a while, then stuck out his tongue to lick the glass.
Chiu Chiu licked the pacifier and stared blankly at Chu Xiaopang's licking with so much gusto. After watching for a while, he took off the pacifier and followed him outside the fish tank, licking the glass.
Chu Xun glanced casually, and was so shocked that he pushed Lin Yanchen away and ran over to hug him.
先揍楚小胖，再轻轻地拍了拍啾啾的小嘴巴：“你还舔玻璃！脏不脏？”
Chiu Chiu thought that his father was playing with him. Instead of crying, he laughed. He laughed brilliantly. He hugged his father and pointed at the fish tank: "Fish! Fish! Eat!"
Thanks to Teacher Chu's unremitting education, Chiu Chiu can now say a few more words, all of which are food! What "fish", "rice" and "meat" are taught once or twice, and they are learned immediately. Fruits are not very good at calling them, so they are called "guoguo".
Chu Xun was both angry and funny: "It's really the reincarnation of a greedy cat."
Lin Yanchen came over, he is not angry now, there is no need to be angry with his son, he will teach his son well in the future, let Jiu Jiu learn to be independent sooner, and be a good boy, so that he can have more time to love each other with Chu Xun .
Chu Xun hugged the tweet and said worriedly, "I feel that I have not been very lucky recently. I don't know if your father's visit will go well tomorrow."
Lin Yanchen took his hand: "I am here."